Hey Folks, Harry here 12 hours away from BUTT-NUMB-A-THON!

This year celebrates this fat carcass of a boy turning 30 years young. It's been one of those "Tale of Two Cities" years for me. Professionaly it has been my strongest year. Health wise it has been a bad year. But on the other hand, the new health problems have finally made me realize that enough was enough. My moment of enlightenment if you will. By BNAT 4 I'll be 100 lbs lighter, I'm already 45 lbs depleted. Even at BNAT 3 I'll be chewing on lettuce and steamed chicken. Ah, and I like it!

However, the richness and sweetness that I'm going to share with that amazing audience at the Alamo Drafthouse tomorrow beginning at noon and going to (and perhaps past) noon Sunday... Well, it really is going to be something I believe no one in attendence will ever be able to forget.

I have 4 films that have never been seen by a public audience before. This is the best line up that I've ever had. Might very well be the best BUTT-NUMB-A-THON that I'll ever throw. It would take a lot to top it, and if what I'm hatching for 2003 works out... I'll bag this year and sell it cheap next year, cuz this Pimp has a big line-up of delights that can be had at $10 for a double dozen 360s of a dial.

Will the audience feel the pain? Oh... Yes and No. Like this year, their brains will be elated, their asses will know agony.

Of importance to you. If you can get to the Drafthouse EARLY EARLY this morning (Saturday December 8th) and can get in the first 7 spots... You have a chance (A CHANCE) of getting in. Tim has told me of a couple of cancellations. I don't know how many seats we'll have, but I do know that due to holiday troubles, fears of planes and alleged crimes against the nation committed by known ticket holders... They've had to bow out.

NOW... The doors open at 11:15am Saturday Morning. 15 minutes before showtime - 12 Noon, empty seats will be filled by those standing outside the Alamo Drafthouse. And the show should (TIM WILLING) start at NOON!

Now, you're probably wondering what I'm going to show. Well, I'm not going to say... In fact some things that are being shown will never be revealed due to death and lawyer threats. HOWEVER, in the past I have created a list of films that I recommended watching today to create your own Personal BUTT-NUMB-A-THON for you and your friends.

This is not what I'm showing, but it is somehow related in a weird Freudian manner to what I'm showing in this order...

1. IT CONQUERED THE EARTH

2. THE PROJECTIONIST

3. BUCKET OF BLOOD

4. THEM

5. THE MAN WHO FELL TO EARTH

6. BRIGADOON

7. WIZARD OF GORE

8. ALICE IN WONDERLAND (XXX)

9. LITTLE CIGARS

10. THE KILLING FIELDS

11. BIRTH OF A NATION

Like I said... There is a slight relation between the films I am showing and would be a fun list to show sometime... perhaps in the future.

Well folks... it's 12:33am now... I haven't got long to sleep, and I have an eternity to be awake... Well my friends... If I see you at the Drafthouse tomorrow, we will have bloody fun. If not, I hope to see you there in the future, because that is where we'll be spending the rest of our livesssss....