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Sexy as all heck shot of Natalie Portman in Star Wars Episode 2!!!

Hey folks, Harry here. First off, I'd just like to publicly thank George Lucas for creating an outfit for Natalie Portman that is even more delicious than the old Wilma Deering outfit from the late seventies/early eighties BUCK ROGERS tv series. Erin Grey ruled, but damn... I mean damn Natalie is all that and the double scoop! This Scoopy-Doo claims to have intense forward momentum for future Episode 2 imagery. Can you imagine what he or she has seen that we have yet to see? The mind boggles! Here ya go... Enjoy...











Click here to see more... including Count Dooku, Mace Windu and his saber and CLONE TROOPERS!!!

my name is Scoopy-Doo, and I happened across these pics and passed them on to you. Nice and mysterious. :) I attached one that you might want to use to link it. Is she delicious or what?

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  • Nov. 19, 2001, 12:38 p.m. CST

    I MUST...

    by Pageiv

    I MUST BECOME JEDI AND GET HOT GIRLS!!!!

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 12:38 p.m. CST

    *Homer Simpson-esque drooling*

    by Hammer2Fall

    Good God, that's a sweet set of guns.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 12:39 p.m. CST

    First!

    by Kampbell-Kid

    For years Ep 2 was said to be dark... now they are saying "it's the most romantic in the entire series" ??? It sounds like another indecisive plot again like Ep 1 was with to much going on. The trailers rock tho and so do the pics!! :)

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 12:43 p.m. CST

    "Alright. NOBODY spoils MY pajama party...

    by sendintheclones

    ...and gets away with it. PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED!!!!!"

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 12:45 p.m. CST

    leia's mom

    by Nihilon

    this outfit looks very reminiscent of some old leia outfits. its the same one you can see a nice "rear view" of when padme and anakin are being wheeled out to the arena in the last trailer. i always knew natalie portman would grow up to be a hottie since seeing her in the professional, now i can say it without sounding like a pedophile. nice to see she's been putting in some time on the abmaster too.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 12:46 p.m. CST

    Who cares, she STILL can't act

    by Irie

    A piece of driftwood floating in the surf has more emotional range than this chick.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 12:48 p.m. CST

    Is this real?

    by shaithis77

    That shot of the very hot Portman looks Photoshopped. And what the hell is that ghetto site all about?

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 12:48 p.m. CST

    Um, no offense but she looks like she's twelve years old!

    by superhero

    And if you've seen her in person she looks completely emaciated! Ugh, please put some pounds on, girl...

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 12:49 p.m. CST

    Queen Amidala: Tomb Raider

    by Cajun Lightning

    Why do all bad ass, gun weilding movie heroines shop at the Gap?

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 12:52 p.m. CST

    by porpy

    If you're using a Windows OS just hit Print Scrn on your keyboard, open up MS Paint, and paste it in. Then save it in your format of choice. Not so difficult, is it?

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 12:52 p.m. CST

    Why doesn't Lucas just come over and rape me up the ass?

    by kdraines

    It would be quicker, cheaper and a lot less painful._________ http://cinescape.com/0/editorial.asp?aff_id=0&this_cat=Movies&action=page&type_id=&cat_id=270338&obj_id=31104 __________ How far is willing to go to utterly destroy all that was wonderful about Star Wars?

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 12:53 p.m. CST

    Speechless

    by MoMoJoJo

    OMG Natalie look damn hot! I am speechless....Damn! I mean DAMN! Wow, what a way to wake up this Monday morning...Damn!

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 12:56 p.m. CST

    To Do or not To Do?

    by Dr.Zeus

    There's not but one answer to that question... But wait I have no dick!

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 12:56 p.m. CST

    I'd Fuck her

    by Dr_Winston

    She is such a babe. What else can you say? I've always thought that. That's one of the best things about her. Some say she couldn't act very well in Episode 1, but it really doesn't matter when she's got the sweetest ass in the galaxy.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 1:19 p.m. CST

    she does look delicious in that pic but i still prefer the leath

    by jon-e-blaze

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 1:54 p.m. CST

    damn she's hot...

    by cameron fry

    Harry...I hate you for putting up a picture like this while I'm at work....looks like I'll have to make a quick trip to the restroom....hope it's empty

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 1:58 p.m. CST

    Nice outfit. *Very* Buck Rogers though.

    by Morty Viventi

    Sweet. Of course, in the hotness department, she has no competition in the Star Wars universe. In all the movies, we've seen, what, four human females? Leia, Padme, Mon Mothma, Beru...ah yeah, and the barely-glimpsed handmaidens. Oola wasn't bad for a Twi'lek. Christ, I need to get out of the house.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Is that Portman?

    by IamMacGuffin

    Call me crazy, but that doesn't really look like Natalie. The other pics seem to Ewan, Sam, Christopher, and Hayden; however, the Padme pic looks like it might be a stand-in or something. The face looks too harsh to be Portman's. Maybe these are test shots for the costumes and Natalie couldn't be there so they got a double. Or maybe I'm just completely wrong about the whole thing, but this looks strange to me. Am I the only one who thinks this? p.s. don't give a-holes like AA the satisfaction, just ignore him and he'll go away.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 2:11 p.m. CST

    Last night I wept bitterly...

    by EvilMcSatan

    ...knowing that poor sweet Natalie would never experience the raw sexual power of me. Snif.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 2:12 p.m. CST

    I dunno...

    by Creflo A. Dollar

    ...that picture looks more like a stunt double than the real thing. Either that, or Natalie is getting homlier the older she gets.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 2:16 p.m. CST

    i dunno

    by rev_skarekroe

    i feel uncomfortable looking at natalie portman that way. she reminds me of my sister. sk

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 2:24 p.m. CST

    To Slim Guy 1

    by Dr_Winston

    Shut your hole. I've heard that same statement a thousand times. "Get out and get a life and some fuckin you geeks!" Can't you think of anything original to say! Everybody is interested in something. Just because some people aren't as interested in a sport or something doesn't make it stupid. Excuse me, I'm going to go have sex with my wife now thank you very much.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 2:26 p.m. CST

    Does the link work for anybody else anymore?

    by shaithis77

    Is it my computer, or did Lucasfilm's law team stike that site right in the legal balls?

  • Damn did I jerk it over those pics. What memories...

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 2:28 p.m. CST

    Oops, spoke too soon... n/t

    by shaithis77

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 2:31 p.m. CST

    Fake?

    by statto4ever

    Are these pics real? They look kinda, well just not right. The Clone Troopers look like Cylon rejects and the light sabers look a bit crap. Maybe it's just because the pics are so damn small.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 2:32 p.m. CST

    Gross

    by AmbientBlonde

    Flame me...go ahead...BUT I do not get what is so "hot" about this pic. Portman is very pretty and has merit as an actress however she looks like a prepubescent boy in this pic. She has no body. If you like toned and feminine,I thought Angelina Jolie was way hotter in her Tomb Raider get up. Can some one explain to me the appeal of Ms.Portman? btw, Aryan you are a ridicolous prick.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 2:34 p.m. CST

    "Bitch strip, I'm ready to fuck..."

    by DirtySanchez

    Yeah, this picture looks fake as hell.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 2:41 p.m. CST

    I'd sooner kiss a wookie

    by Billy Talent

    I mean, she's awful pretty and all, but god she seems boring. A once remarkable twelve year old actress, now a very bland twenty year old actress. Sigh, at least there's Kirsten Dunst to obsess over - she can act! And have you seen 'Crazy/Beautiful' (actually a pretty good flick that made me choke up a little bit)? Forget about Cameron Diaz's magical swirling ass, bring on Kirsten Dunst's magical pointing bouncing breasts!

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 2:42 p.m. CST

    why does count dookie suck so much?

    by thedeed

    I thought lucas moved on from the 55+ lightsaber battels

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 2:47 p.m. CST

    To those crying "fake"...

    by Damitol

    I direct your attention to starwars.com site. One of the earliest Select pics was NP wearing this outfit with her back to the camera, showing the back shreded and marks on her back like she had been whipped. It's real. Oh and... http://64.3.101.98/sw2/padme.jpg Now you can right click. You're welcome.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 2:49 p.m. CST

    theforce.net's link is still working, but you'd better h

    by Mesma Mahar

    They already have a post saying they've been removed, and it took me three refreshes on a T1 to get them, but they're there. That picture of Natalie looks a little off though, something about the face. THEY MUST HAVE COMPRESSED THE PICTURE VERTICALLY, BECAUSE HER HEAD IS TOO WIDE AND HER EYES ARE TOO FAR APART. Stretch if by about 15% and then maybe it would look right, Also, if you slow the trailer down there's two frames where Anakin is clearly fighting Count Dooku, just FYI. WAR Jango Fet propogating something better than those stupid droids, and WAR the bastardized half-breed look of the clones...top half of helmet from Fett plus bottom half from episode 4 storm trooper equals clone. I'm out.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 2:49 p.m. CST

    Hey Kambell Kid. . .

    by RenoNevada2000

    . . . Who says romance can't be dark? Some of mine have been.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 3:06 p.m. CST

    The abdomen is the most underrated part of the female body ever.

    by Cassius the Evil

    Think about it. What was the height of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon? Yes, it was the awe-inspiring Abdomen Shot. What was the best moment ever from Buffy? Yes, it was Willow in her slutty, abdomen-revealing Halloween costume. The abdomen is truly a beautiful thing, capable of both strength and femininity at once... and for the most part, it doesn't jiggle during sex, which is something I cannot say about boobies. The abdomen is extremely lickable, looks incredibly desirable during sessions of heavy breathing, and also offers the subtle joys of the belly button. Truly the abdomen is the most underrated aspect of the female body.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 3:07 p.m. CST

    I wonder if Natalie had to shave...

    by Knight says"Ni"

    her sweet little snatch to wear those pants. I don't see any evidence of her mound...course she probably has a nice clean little landing strip anyways.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 3:08 p.m. CST

    whoa!!! they're gone

    by mongodroids.com

    curse my slow fingers. i saw the pics then sudennly on reload the page was gone! did anybody save the buggers! i hate me right now.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 3:09 p.m. CST

    I'm not saying it's a fake

    by IamMacGuffin

    Let me make myself clear, the pic is not fake. I've seen several pics of Natalie in this costume, just check out this link where she looks beautiful : http://www.theforce.net/episode2/newspics/french-1.jpg - I was just saying in my last post that the person in the pic didn't look like Natalie, maybe just a stand-in. MacGuffin out.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 3:11 p.m. CST

    erm, are you sure it is her?

    by Silver_Joo

    No disrespect to my fellow geeks, but is that Natalie Portman, or the lil girl that is going to see Harry picking up the soap in the prison showers for years to come? She looks young and not like Amidala - I want shots of Sarah Michelle Gellar in mini skirts. Oh yeah, getting my LOTR tickets tomorrow. Oh baby!

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 3:36 p.m. CST

    Brrrrrrr. It's Cold in Tunisia

    by FanHalen

    Nice nips!

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 3:39 p.m. CST

    Doesn't look like her

    by Spoons

    Add me to the "Is that a stunt double?" group.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 3:45 p.m. CST

    Who cares if she can act ?

    by RobinP

    As long as she drops the stupid accent she had in TPM. She HAS.....er.....grown......hasn't she ?

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 3:47 p.m. CST

    Another link...

    by shaithis77

    In case you need another one... http://lightsoutentertainment.com/discus/messages/255/48.shtml?1006199254

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 3:51 p.m. CST

    Sexy?

    by Dienekes

    So Harry this is what you think constitutes sex appeal? I can only assume you do not get out enough. The top looks like Martina Hingis's tennis top and the trousers have beamed in from the 70's. It has a long way to go to beat Leia's slave costume.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 3:57 p.m. CST

    Hasn't anyone ever seen the Professional??

    by jonee5

    Natalie is a fine actress, The problem with the Star Wars flicks is George Lucas dialogue. Bring back Lawrence Kasdan !!!! Empire Ruled!!!!

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 4 p.m. CST

    if the link or mirrors don't work...

    by IamMacGuffin

    ...for those of you who have Morpheus, search for SW2 PICS and you can find these pictures there. If you don't have this program, goto www.musiccity.com and get this file sharing program. It's pretty good. MacGuffin out.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 4:01 p.m. CST

    SLIME GUY 1

    by Mitch Cumstein

    Thank you. I agree NP is a beautiful lady and the thought of intercourse with her is very pleasing but these f'n dorks have got to calm down. You know fellas, there are bars and clubs(and school, if you're still that age) that are usually inhabited by large numbers of REAL LIVE PRETTY GIRLS that, and this may seem like a stretch, you can actually TALK to in the flesh. Then you fuck 'em.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 4:21 p.m. CST

    *clears throat

    by Lord Mall

    DookuJangoMaceWinduObi-WanAnakinDookuBobaJangoFrodo. Oh and Dooku's cape is the same color as Qui-Gon's robe. http://lordmall.8k.com

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 4:24 p.m. CST

    "Dude, I think I just filled the cup"

    by JMYoda

    This ALONE makes up for Jar Jar. Bwahahahahahahaha!God I'm almost as bad as the fanshits... Lord help me.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 4:49 p.m. CST

    Padme's 6 pack

    by Lord Mall

    Thanks, Walt. Yeah my site is a veritable Star Wars orgasm. ;) Ok maybe I exagerate a bit, but hey... http://lordmall.8k.com

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 4:49 p.m. CST

    Yum, natalie portman dressed as a puertorican.

    by 81666

    you can't wear those pants unless you've got a booty on you, (and i know!) so let's see. her black get up in the trailer with the line going across her collarbone is one hot number. i've seen natalie portman at my job and her hot level goes down to cute. she's not necessarily emaciated-looking, but she dresses all sloppy, like Felicity and stuff. and she was with some really dorky guy, (i should be that dorky guy... i've got the dorky part down) next time she comes in i'm gonna follow her all the way home... oh shit, is stalking still against the law? -81666

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 4:50 p.m. CST

    Why do we love Boba Fett though?

    by L.B. Jefferies

    I mean, he didn't do anything except look cool, as Walt Flanagan put it... but why is he such a cult figure? I can't explain it... it's like boobs. We like boobs. Why? 'Cause they look cool. No other reason.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 4:51 p.m. CST

    AFTER AN OFFICIALS REVIEW, THE RULING ON THE FIELD HAS BEEN OVER

    by Mesma Mahar

    There is sufficient evidence to change the call. Mystery-Girl's head is too pointy at the top, the eyes aren't right, the eyebrows are way too curvy with too much arch, and the body is just too squat. I even strecthed the image vertically and it still doesn't look right. Plus, if you've seen the topless beach photos of her (thank god I have), this girl's body isn't the same. It might be the security double we see in the first part of the trailer with Natalie, that girl looks a lot like her, but just different. I really don't believe this is her. Out.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 4:55 p.m. CST

    Natalie Portman?

    by CuttingRoomFloor

    That chick ain't nearly as beautiful as Portman. The face is all wrong. Besides, Jessica Alba is totally hot compared to Portman. :p

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 4:56 p.m. CST

    darthpsychotic

    by JMYoda

    In a fencing match. Christopher Lee is a fencing master and in excellent shape. He could whoop your ass or mine in a sword fight. Age doesn't automatically mean feeble anymore the youth automatically means strength. Hell Yoda is 870 years old and less then three feet tall and he's gonna bust his moves like a bad mutha fucka. One doesn't have to be an acrobat to be a good sword fighter, all those flips of Darth Maul's where just showing off. Vader didn't do that shit and he could have beat Maul easily. Dooku is going to be awesome AND when your 80 years old and living in an old folks home sitting in your own filth because you long ceased to have bowel control, you'll be happy to watch your AOTC DVD and see an old man beat the crap out of two punk kids. As for the Jango/Boba Fett. There's a reason for it, it ties into Episode III and why Boba does what he does. I won't go into how since it's spoiler stuff. But KNOW there is a reason for Jango and young Boba's relationship. Plus Jango has the armor, we get to see it used the way fanboys have always dreamed so be happy Lucas is gonna give us the stuff we want in a SW film! I mean it has 7 major action scenes for crying out loud and a darker subtext then ESB. Plus Jar Jar is a minor character and the humor is character based! Be positive! MTFBWY!

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 5:31 p.m. CST

    WTF!

    by 81666

    why is everyone going crazy!? Lucas made the franchise it's his baby... none of us wrote it, and obviously none of us are going to change his mind... so chill. you don't have to like it so tough shit. ahh. who cares. i hear that he's shooting new scenes for the original series as well with a 45 minute sequence of luke eating an apple. -81666

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 5:51 p.m. CST

    It IS Natalie Portman!

    by JimJim Binks

    At the San Diego comic con they showed a behind the scenes Episode II Video that hasn't aired on the net at all yet. It was called "Star Wars: Connections" In that video, you see a lot of Natalie in that same outfit, while it might not look exactly like her in that pic, it is her. It was definitely her in that video.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 6:01 p.m. CST

    I'm concerned for most of you....

    by lostvegabrother

    ...unless you are aged between 12 and 14, the appropriate age to be dating Miss Portman. Nihilon, saying that you thought Natalie Portman was a hottie in "The Professional" I'm sorry to say still makes you sound like a pedophile....

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 6:14 p.m. CST

    Just remember

    by superninja

    how Natalie is very, very afraid of you. You know who you are.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 6:14 p.m. CST

    JimJImBinks

    by IamMacGuffin

    If you had cared enough to read the previous posts from myself and other posters more carefully, you would undertstand that we are only saying that the person in the pic doesn't look like Portman. We are not saying that this costume is not worn by Padme in the movie, just that maybe for this photo, they used a stand-in. For all I know it is her, but there are several of us who think that she looks nothing loke Natalie. Most of have also seen other pics of her in this costume, but this one does not lool like her. MacGuffin out.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 6:21 p.m. CST

    Looks like Wilma Derring from Buck Rogers!

    by zenzmurfy

    Looks like Wilma Derring from Buck Rogers with a bare abdomen! Maybe we have a sequel to the Professional right here! :o)

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 6:24 p.m. CST

    Natalie Portman is 19...

    by Specter22

    And goes to Harvard. She was also accepted at Yale. 12-14 indeed...

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 6:31 p.m. CST

    Specter22, now that we have clarified the age...

    by lostvegabrother

    ...do you think anyone's chances have increased? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA not bloody likely...

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 6:36 p.m. CST

    URL's down...

    by who_farted?

    ...so that pretty much destroyed my reason for getting up today.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 6:37 p.m. CST

    Ah, she's alright...

    by Big_Timmy_C

    If you like chicks who have bodies like 12 year old boys...

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 6:41 p.m. CST

    This is what happens when Harry gets horny

    by NapoleonWilson

    Fuckin hell Harry get your eyes tested....if thats Natalie Portman then I am in Star Wars 3 as Count Wanko. Too busy wanking over the tits to actually look at the face? And shit costume too!

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 6:46 p.m. CST

    It's down? Dang!

    by SamWave

    I guess I'll go search for some smurf porn.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 6:51 p.m. CST

    Why don't you read the whole talkback to find the 2 or 3 pic

    by []D[][]V[][]D

    Although I regret reading the whole talkbak after reading the last 3 or 4 messages above mine. Evidently there are few cocksmokers out there who think Natalie is really Padme and she is still 14 years old.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 7:14 p.m. CST

    well...

    by MoMoJoJo

    Looks like someone got deleted! Finally justice is served. BTW Natalie or not the girl is still cute!

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 7:22 p.m. CST

    Big Deal. It's a navel.

    by Redbeard_NV

    Barbara Eden and Dawn Wells had sexier midriffs than Portman, without a belly button showing.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 7:24 p.m. CST

    The Prodigy that is Natalie Portman.

    by RowanM

    Anyone doubting Portman's acting ability should check out Leon (The Professional)again. That girl just oozes talent. Although she's a natural in front of the camera, I think she's being hindered by the script and Lucas's direction. That accent being the biggest hindrance of them all. We all love lucas for the concept that is Star Wars. Remember he didn't direct Empire. All we need from him is creative input i.e. the script. Let's face it. No one else should touch it. If only he would share it with a talented script writer who can inject some oomph into the dialogue rather than have us endure more wooden lines which result in wooden acting. You can only be as good as the material provided. To check out the 2nd trailer without use for a DVD then check this out www.bobbafettfanclub.com/e2/mystery/index.shtml

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 7:25 p.m. CST

    OOOh wa wa wa wa

    by The Lorax

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 7:32 p.m. CST

    BOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOING!!!!!!!!!

    by HugoHeir

    'nuff said.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 7:33 p.m. CST

    Hey []D[][]V[][]D

    by Big_Timmy_C

    I never said I thought Natalie was 12 years old (or 14, as you said). I said she has a body LIKE a 12 year old BOY. Really, regardless of what her age is, I don't find her that attractive. And what's up with her right nipple in that picture?

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 7:37 p.m. CST

    That's not a picture...THIS is a picture

    by tbrosz

    Heck with this shot, Natalie or not...I want to see a good blow up of the backless gown in the background shot from the Starwars.com Episode II site: http://www.starwars.com/episode-ii/video/trailers/forbiddenlove/

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 8:06 p.m. CST

    DUNST, DUNST, DUNST!!!

    by Redbeard_NV

    Ever since that Maxim spread with the red cross on the white cotton panties, those crosshairs have been a target rich enviroment.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 8:10 p.m. CST

    Now that you mention it

    by Big_Timmy_C

    Anna does have that 'my crotch stinks' look to her, now that you mention it. Ah well, either Anna or Kristen sounds good.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 8:13 p.m. CST

    Natalie's giving off a strange Oompa Loompa vibe.

    by magusreno

    Just kidding :) the pic does look pretty distorted though, still... boobs... boobs... boooshuuudaaaaaaa. uda, ohhhh ahahahahaha.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 8:16 p.m. CST

    Who the hell are you people that are going to see Episode II pri

    by ARCTURUS

    Don't get me wrong, I think Natalie looks sexy as all hell in that outfit, I just don't understand why some of you out there are so obsessed by it. I mean, ther's so much more to Star Wars than the sexual dimension. Besides, though Portman is better looking than whoever I'll wind up with, I still would have rather had Rachel Leigh Cook in the role. But I digress. I believe that many of you who are salivating over Nat and her outfits are just jumping on the Star wars bandwagon. Even worse, 3/4 of you were probably born in the eighties long after Star Wars was first introduced. How sick is that? About as sick as Jason Schwartzman of "Rushmore" a film that i actually dug, being interviewed at the Episode I sneak peak by MTV and saying the main reason he was there was to see Natalie Portman. Well, as Chris farley would've said, "Whoopdy Freakin' Doo!"

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 8:27 p.m. CST

    THAT PICTURE IS SEXY??? YOU NEED TO UPGRADE FROM THE LINGERIE SE

    by billy_zardus

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 8:52 p.m. CST

    That ain't Natalie Portman !

    by slaps_Forehead

    It's a stunt double or something! Damn I can't see the Camel Toe :)

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 9 p.m. CST

    Thats not a good picture...

    by Ritter

    Its way too unfocused and blurry. It doesn't really do her justice. Anyway, I'm a huge fan of Natalie Portman. She's a very lovely young lady but shes also a great actress. I like her mostly for her acting. Also, Natalie has not gotten boring in the past couple of years. She has given some great acting performances lately, such as in "Anywhere but Here". Also, stop saying that Natalies body is like a 12-year old boy. Ive seen some photos of her and she does have a nice body, only that she's a little trim. So please everyone, stop being so hard on Natalie, because its very rude.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 9:15 p.m. CST

    Doesn't even look like her

    by iLLer Phenom

    Natalie Portman is a dime, but the girl in that picture doesn't even look like her. Maybe it's a stand-in for some kind of photo just to show the costume? natalie portman will be my wife one day.. maybe.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 9:18 p.m. CST

    oh whoops..

    by illerphenom

    i guesss people were already pointing that out. Hm.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 9:36 p.m. CST

    Wow!!!!

    by Andre Nickatina

    Wow, an actual chick! Whoah, and she has clothes on! Hey, she looks like 2 out of every 10 chicks down at the mall a few blocks away! Sheesh. Real sexy, guys. Go out and get some poonan, for the love of God!

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 9:51 p.m. CST

    lostvegabrother: Chances with Portman

    by Specter22

    LOL!! Riiiiiiightt. haha. As far as I'm concerned, I don't care if I ever meet her. It'd be nice to have lunch with her, maybe once, but she's really just another pretty face. Sure she can act and she's highly intelligent, but I've still got plenty of friends in reality that I wouldn't give up for her.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 10:03 p.m. CST

    Thank you Specter22....

    by lostvegabrother

    ...finally someone has found reality again...

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 10:49 p.m. CST

    What about the other pictures?

    by atomic-bananas

    I cant see the other pictures, that page wont load. Is anyone else having that trouble? And on the subject of Natalie, I am not in the same league with her. Not even close. I just get this impression she wouldnt have anything to do with most of us.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 11:52 p.m. CST

    Looks like she's got a Bantha toe.

    by crimsonrage

    I apologize if that joke was already used.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 11:54 p.m. CST

    Erie Shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by JarJar25

    She can act and a whole lot more. Your just fucking pist that the film is going to be good and ruin your pathetic little vision of how the trilogy should be. We all know that you'll be first in line for that film bitch! This film is going to blow the shit out of everyone man! Especially everyone in Witchata, when the moon comes out, and you can hear them singing baby!!!! Yahooooooooooooooooooo

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 12:07 a.m. CST

    lostvegabrother: someone has too be in touch with reality..

    by Specter22

    ..it might as well be me. I mean come on. Natalie Portman is Natalie Portman. Here's a bunch of fanboys either drooling over or slamming her. The way I see it is this: She's an actress, a very good one: re: Leon (The Professional), Beautiful Girls. She can speak three or four different languages fluently, including Hebrew. Does this make me want to drool all over her? No way. There are a few girls I know personally that I'd rather date. I find this drooling to be insulting. Of all celebrities, Natalie Portman is the one celebrity cruch that I have had, and that was before I even knew her name, and long before she was in Star Wars. She was on the cover of a book called "Beyond Beauty" and I was intrigued and read the page about her. Then I started to look up stuff on her and was like, wow, if I ever got to meet her, I'd be honored. It's just that some things people take to extremes. The whole celebrity thing loses it's luster after you talk to Steven Spielberg while moderating the Forums during the BagelCams at Countingdown. Plus, knowing people that are most likely to get into movies doesn't really help. But my feet are firmly planted in reality. I'll go watch Lord of the Rings, The Majestic, and Star Wars: Attack of the Clones, and have fun. They are movies after all. I don't care if both are worse than Battlefield Earth, my friends and I will make an MST3K to the movie. If it's good, well, great! How many movies do people just shove off... wow... Oh! Matrix Reloaded is coming in May 2003. "That movie will suck." LOL That's what I like to hear.. the opinion of the educated masses who use flying Delorians to view these movies and then tell us how dumb they are gonna be! pffffft MatrixFans.net

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 12:46 a.m. CST

    Do you geeks ever get laid?

    by CappyMorgan

    I think the subject title speaks for itsef. Of course, I shouldn't be surprised, this is the the same group of dorks who jack off to Scobby Doo cartoons. Goddamn geeks...you are the reason hand lotion companies are still in business. Just get out and meet a real girl. You might find it more gratifying than Star Wars jack off fantacies.

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 12:46 a.m. CST

    I Thought This Was Going To Be A SEXY Shot Of Natalie Portman.

    by Cowblaster

    I'm not impressed. She's no supermodel. Hell. . . she's no GIRL NEXT DOOR, either. She's just there, and not really all that great an actress. But, I guess it goes to show that ANY girl in a Star Wars movie will have fanboys drooling.

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 1:12 a.m. CST

    Hey Darth Psycotic....

    by Darth Ranik

    Hey guys, just thought I'd ask you to do the rest of us fans a favor...when you go see EP2 in the theatre this spring, bring a rain coat or poncho or something for the poor bastards sitting in the rows in front of you. If you flog the old purple helmet just watching the trailers, your gonna really hose down the poor saps sitting in front of you. Wet wipes might not be a bad idea either. My adivise would be to spend the entire evening prior to the first midnight showing, in a ten hour long hand lotion and porno movie marathon, then we'd all be safe. In closing I'd like to say that you guys take Star Wars fandom to an all new (and scary) level.

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 1:25 a.m. CST

    she's cute, but thats it

    by mike_yanagita

    She really does have the body of a 14 year old girl, shes cute but nothing to drool over. To be honest I don't care what she dresses like in this movie just as long as its good. I know im not the only one who can remember vividly going to each of the first three Star wars movie and can remember the theater it was in, how long the lines were and how you left the theater wanting to be Han Solo, or Luke Skywalker. I was pretty young at the time, and didnt see Ep. 4 until it was released a few year later but I remember it like it was yesterday. Well I can remember the same thing about seeing Ep.1, sure it was Star Wars how could it be anything but great, but alas it was just good nothing more nothing less. I left the theater as disappointed as I could be. I am intentially not getting my hopes up so as not to be disappointed again. There was a time when I thought George Lucas could do no wrong, Ep.1 was the exception to that rule, lets hope its the last.

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 1:37 a.m. CST

    Masterbation DOES make you go blind!

    by Rock Hardbody

    That doesn't look anything like Natalie Portman guys!!

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 1:51 a.m. CST

    ZeroCorpse: lol

    by Specter22

    Yeah.. what can I say.. I'm not trying to get anywhere with her at all, It's just that some guys think it easy to meat celebrities and are after their own game of Score with girls. It's really sad. ***I'm glad that you wer impressed with my act of Chivalry, it's the least I could do, having been a fan before many people here even knew or cared who she was. I'm sure Natalie doesn't care that I am defending her here. None of this crap really matters, it's the fact that people actually take the time to say the things that they do that gets to me. Every now and then, I'd skim through the Talk Backs, witnessing some of the worst grammer or language I've seen. Anywho, that's not what this is about. what this IS about is defending the dignity of a fellow human being. Oh well. I guess not everybody grows up.

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 3:28 a.m. CST

    Does anyone remember when Natalie got in touch with Harry?

    by CHEET

    It was a long time ago, on this site... Back when Natalie was like 14. Her friend in junior high got her in touch with him and they made him some artwork for him. That was cool. I hope since she hasn't HAD A BEER AND CHEETED ON HIM!

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 3:59 a.m. CST

    RUN NATALIE RUN!!!!

    by spiderblood1969

    This many posts for a little Star Wars t&a?If I were Natalie Portman and read this I would never leave my house again.

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 5:13 a.m. CST

    I don't think some of the harsher talkbackers should confuse

    by Cruel Shoes

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 6:17 a.m. CST

    she is hot?

    by pogo on my own

    well maybe in a 12 year old boy kind of way...I really dont get what you geeks see in her, besides that she was in a "geek" film like ep1. She has no hips, no chest, no dimensions to speak of. So if you wanna gawk at a bean pole, go right ahead. I am sure you enjoy looking at Ally McBeal.

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 7:37 a.m. CST

    that link is dead now guess george and his jedi tracked them dow

    by jon-e-blaze

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 7:52 a.m. CST

    Now if we could only see the Olsen twins in that outfit...

    by Knight says"Ni"

    Oh yeah, baby! (spank, spank, spank...SQUIRT!) :)

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 8:33 a.m. CST

    Padme

    by mikeyj83

    This the best Star Wars girlie costume since Leia's slave girl outfit in Jedi!!!!! We can only hope Natalie wears something similar in Episode III! Good work Harry!!!!!

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Oh dear, oh dear...

    by Fidget

    Well, quite frankly I'm gay, so no matter how big Natalie Portmans tits are it just doesn't do a thing for me. And Natalie, should you by some unfortunate chance ever read these pointless postings, take comfort in the fact that you will never be caught masturbating over THEIR picture!

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 9:09 a.m. CST

    I'm surprised no-one remembers old designs...

    by JTylor

    Check out "The Art of Star Wars", the book that included the shooting script as well as *tons* of concept/preproduction designs (X-wings with very cool half-circle engines on their wings). If you look closely enough, you'll see that some of Ralph McQuarrie's designs for Leia's outfits, or even some of the old Han/Obi Wan stuff look very similar to some of the designs that are coming out for AOTC. Even back then, Lucas had his perv-y Flash Gordon roots. ;)

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 9:39 a.m. CST

    Clone troopers

    by Skullcrusher

    is it me or does the clone troopers armor look too much like Bobba Smucks helmet....Man! has Lucas crapped all over my childhood.

  • Same body, why not?

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 9:55 a.m. CST

    My turn to rant about these publicity stills.

    by Caine

    Interesting pictures, to be sure. I shall address them one at a time and express my opinion, which has about as much value as anyone else's on this website (none). *** The Girl *** I am addressing her as such because the more I look at it, the less I am convinced that it is actually Natalie Portman. It may very well be, but she is a growing and maturing Woman at the ancient age of 19, so it is NOT unreasonable for changes to occur. But enoutgh of the 'pimples and puberty' lecture. Whether it is her or not in that particular photo is not important, because we all know who it is SUPPOOSED to be: Padme Amidala, former elected Queen of the Naboo and Now the Naboo Ambassador to the Senate of the Galactic Republic. I do not know which specific post it was, but the comparison to "Buck Rogers" and Erin Grey was dead on. That and/or a throw-off from Britney's concert wardrobe - in a much smaller chest size or from earlier in Britney's career. In any event, I am not impressed with it. I am sure that she is a fine actress, even though the acting by many of the major players in Ep I was bad. Upon closer inspection, it is readilly apparent that the top/shirt portion of the outfit is not even - as if it were the remnants of something else. The long sleeve on one side and short one on the other also lend credence to this. In the Forbidden Love trailer, it showed her and Hayden Christiansen ibeing lead into the arena, and it appeared from the back that she was wearing the white outfit. It personally does nothing for or to me, and looks like some kind of designer workout outfit that women pay for and would never DREAM of sweating in. But I digress... *** The Clone Trooper *** Looking at the uniform I can see how the clone trooper armies would eventualy become the Imperial Storm Trooper. The Comparison to Boba/Jango Fett's helmet makes sense, especially if Jango Fett (apparently one of the dealiest assassains/bounty hunters/ Fighters in the galaxy) is the template that is used for all of the clones. I will conced that the helmet design is reminiscent of the Centurian Robot from "Battlestar Galactica." But while the 'Cylons' where bulky, and moved slowly - these troopers look like they are a lot more agile. It is also interesting to not that this clone trooper has no other equipment. If you remember from SW:ANH, that after our heroes shed their disguises and fought their way back to the Millenium Falcon, they were wearing the Storm Trooper Equipment Belts. This also follows some 'common' sense, because of my own personal experiences in the military, I can say that if you want to keep your armed forces going, you do not send them out with a uniform, a weapon, and nothing else. ACTUALLY, Check that. On closer examination, it DOES appear that the clone trooper has a belt of some kind on (extra 'batteries' for his laser rifle, medkit, trail mix, condoms, GRAPPLING HOOK, etc...) I WAS going to argue that the clones were disposable soldiers, so giving them anything beyond basic armor and a weapon was not neccesary, but so much for that idea. *** Mace Windu and Obi-Wan Kenobi *** Seeing Samuel L Jackson as a Jedi Knight, I cannot help but think of some weird Pulp Fiction/Shaft/Star Wars combination (Hand me my light saber... which one is it? Its the one that says 'bad mother fucker'/// It is a Jedi's Duty, to get no booty). Although, I have no doubt that he will do quite well. As for the difference in the color of the light saber blade, I have no idea what it was in any of the after movie stories, so I cannot comment on that. If there IS a difference, I only have this to say: So What??? The Purple light saber looks good, its a nice change from the tricolor red/green/blue pallatte(sp?). Obi-Wan is back to the basic Blue he has always had in every movie depiction (except when He grabbed Qui-Gon's in Ep I, of course). Although I believe that there is to be a great deal of saber trading in this movie - more on that in a bit. *** Darth Tyrranus/Count Dooku *** Christopher Lee has always been one of my favorite actors, and he has a wide range, from merciless to campy. OK, granted, the man is 80 years old, but I do not remember having a problem with Alec Guiness as Obi-Wan (I was 4 when SW:ANH came out). Yes it is a change from Darth Maul, but that character is Dead and gone, and unless Lucas writes him back in he is going to stay that way. In defence for Christopher Lee, he is a classically trained actor (which means he knows how to fence, as someone pointed out) and stands somewhere at 6'5" or so - an opponent looming over you in any kind of confrontation has an effect. It is also possible That Lucas DELIBERATLY cast Lee as a villain in SW:AOTC because he is one of the main villains in LOTR, and is trying to defuse any kind of competition/comparison between the two. Which makes sense, even though the movies are coming out almost 6 months apart. *** Annakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi *** Interesting picture - especially since Annakin's Color Scheme seems to go against the scheme of all the other Jedi and Padwan at the time. They all wear light/white/off-white, he is wearing what appears to be dark, DARK brown, or black. There are, at least two explanations for this that I can come up with. The first is that it is an obvious foreshadowing that Annakin will turn to the darkside. Another explanation is one of Practicality. Annakin came from a desert planet - and did the majority of his training on Coruscant (or wherever). In SW:TPM he often remarked how everything was cold compared to tattooine. So he wears dark clothes because they hold in the heat better than the light-colored ones. We also see that his lightsaber has a blue blade. I hope that the handle matches the one that Alec Guiness gave to Mark Hamill in SW:ANH because it would help establish that film continuity. However... www.theforce.net posted a wonderful treatment of the script/story some time back, pieced together from various different sources. As I am sure most of you are aware, this was taken down because Evil Darth Lucas sent his storm litigators from that most wretched hive of scum and villainy that is the Skywalker ranch to threaten them with the dark side of the force - a copyright lawsuit of some kind I imagine. IMHO this was dead - on, which is why he had it pulled. If it was fake, there would be no reason to. And if anyone knows where I can get a copy of that - please let me know. In that version, there was a large Jedi Battle, and many KNights were killed. more than one sabe was lost, and more than a few were traded/exchanged. At one point I believe that Annakin was dual wielding, and was still unable to defeat who some of you have deemed "Darth Arthritis." Also if you look carefully at the trailers, in the first trailer Annakin is carrying a green one next to Obi-Wan carrying a Blue one, and later in the light saber duel he is carrying a Blue one. Obviously he picked up someone else's somewhere along the way. Since the blade For Obi-Wan's is blue, and the one he had was lost in Theed in SW:TPM, he had to make a new one. As for the Padme costume, it can be seen very clearly in the 'Forbidden Love' trailer that jsut as she and Annakin are about to be taken out into that arena, that she is wearing the same white outfit, with the midriff and the right sleeve intact. Making her look even more like Erin Grey... But in the final analysis, these are just publicty shots. And they have done their job - look at how much time and effort - on this talkbalk alone, that has been spent on these pictures. This third trailer has restored some of my faith in SW, but I remain cautious. I do not want to get my hopes up only to have them dashed again. Fool me once shame on you George, fool me twice shame on me... Personally, I would like to see how Lucas explains this - a respected member of the Jedi order, one of a select few that left after graduating to the rank of Jedi Knight (no small feat in and of itself). Does this imply that that There were those that left the order, but did NOT turn to the dark side? "Luke you're going to find many of the truths we cling to depend entirely on our own point of view...

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 10:39 a.m. CST

    My girlfriend looks like her..........

    by Uncle Jay

    ...got to get her that outfit for X-mas!!

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 11:43 a.m. CST

    That is her stunt double. Darkhorizons.com

    by Millikerin

    Gives the story. That's why it doesn't look like her. It isn't. Nice abs though...

  • Nov. 20, 2001, noon CST

    Not Padme

    by Dr. Zauis

    Look at darkhorizons.com...they tell you that the pic is just a stunt double...but a nice pic none the less

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 12:40 p.m. CST

    Let me set the fucking record straight!!!

    by Joey Numbers

    Ok, first things first, that is NOT Natalie Portman!!! I know her and i can tell you that is not her!!!It was a stand in taking pictures to show her how the outfit was going to look on her.And another thing, all of y'all need to stop talking about her being a bad actress, believe me she is far better than Rachel Leigh Cook (anybody remembers Antitrust???)or any other chick out there, besides it's not her fault that George writes a very crappy dialogue!

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 12:42 p.m. CST

    I didn't see any photo's at that link, just an empty dir

    by mad maximus

    Does anyone have them?

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 1:40 p.m. CST

    Hatchie Mama!

    by Halloween68

    Well, whether it's really her or not, Natalie Portman is a beauty. The first time I saw her, I said to myself, the characteristics on that girl, she's going to be stunning when she gets older. Older's here and she's hot. And just think, she's going to get better and better looking the older she gets... Well, at least until she's 40 or so. You're a very pretty girl, Natalie Portman.

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 1:41 p.m. CST

    The Pics....

    by IamMacGuffin

    ..are still up at http://www.darthpsychotic.web1000.com/ I believe. Oh, and by the way, I told you that wasn't Portman.

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 1:43 p.m. CST

    The Pics are also....

    by IamMacGuffin

    ...on Morpheus if you have that program. Just do a search for SW2 PICS.

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 1:55 p.m. CST

    OK, instead of posting the CLONETROOPER picture we get a pic of

    by Typing Dutchman

    Now i'm as much of a sad wanking porn downloading geek as the other talkbackers, but seriously, what's more important on a site like this: a sexy pic of Natalie's double (the first thing i thought when i saw the pic was: this isn't Natalie) with a very nice abdomen, or the first pic of a clonetrooper (stormtroopers look better)? What kind of Head Geek is Harry when he chooses girls over clones? Btw, that clonetrooper looks just like those "insider" drawings that some sw fansites had months ago, weapon included. Back to "tiny" Natalie. Well, i meet hotter girls with better tits and ass than Nat when i take the bus. But she's a pretty celeb who stars in SW flics, so i'd do her. I don't think she looks like a starving 12 year old boy at all (and the girl in the pic doesn't either). Oh, and to those who think those topless beach pictures of Natalie are "too much to handle", never ever go to a dutch beach in the summer. Things would get very messy... I'd rather fuck George Lucas anyway. After all, he's a billionaire plus i owe him for raping my childhood... The Typing Dutchman

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 2:10 p.m. CST

    ya gotta love ...

    by Darth Chode

    ... the fact that senators from another galaxy can get away with dressing like brittney spears. and i hate to burst everyone's bubble, but i don't think that's actually portman in the pic. maybe it's her ab stand in.

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 2:39 p.m. CST

    EvilDoer is full of shit!

    by Joey Numbers

    Come on EvilDoer, if you have half a brain you would know that Natalie doesn't think that Star Wars is the greatest thing in the world! So get your facts straight before you start a stupid ass lie next time! Douchebag!

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 3:05 p.m. CST

    The outfit reminds me of a revamped version of a Space: 1999 "Ye

    by Pizza The Hut

    OFF TOPIC: I always liked Space: 1999... then Year 2 came along, and it SUCKED SO HARD, it was almost traumatizing! I hope they revive Space: 1999 like they're doing with Battlestar Galactica. Of course they would need to change the date, but I think it would be cool if they could recapture the technical qualities and feel of the early episodes.

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 3:34 p.m. CST

    Can't act?!?!

    by JOHNDOGG

    For those who say she can't act go and rent Leon or even Beautiful Girls. This girl has more talent then over half of the starlets in the biz. Dislike her if you want, but don't cut her short for personal reasons.

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 4:31 p.m. CST

    Earth To Asshole!

    by Joey Numbers

    First of all, Natalie does NOT know u! Plus, she never saw the original trilogy until George Lucas approached HER and showed her the trilogy. She never saw Star Wars and you're full of shit! Don't get confused with your own lies you stupid piece of shit!

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 5 p.m. CST

    Not her

    by Spoons

    According to DarkHorizons, it ain't her, it's her stunt double.

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 7:08 p.m. CST

    Joey Numbers

    by Barron34

    Are you fucking retarded? EvilDoer is j-o-k-i-n-g, you cretin. Holy shit, I can't believe someone so stupid can actually working a computer and a keyboard.

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 7:17 p.m. CST

    What has Natalie done to deserve this?

    by Ritter

    Better yet, what has any star in the Star Wars saga done to deserve so much critism from the people. Darn you Harry, for putting this post up. It was geared towards a position that some people would not agree with. Now they are letting out their rage and insulting her physical apperarance and acting ablity with no good edivence to base their claims on. Natalie Portman is a great actress and she's very pretty. If you don't agree, fine but don't insult people to make your point. Thats being an a-hole.

  • Nov. 20, 2001, 8:58 p.m. CST

    Natalie Rules

    by Hate_Speech

    Yep, she does

  • Nov. 21, 2001, 12:28 a.m. CST

    That's "sexy as hecK"? That's what a girl looks like.

    by Brendan3

    sad

  • Nov. 21, 2001, 2:24 a.m. CST

    EVIL DOER TELLS THE TRUTH

    by 81666

    Hey Joey Numbers it's true, all true!! evil doer speaks the truth you know why, because i know natalie portman too. and when Evil Doer was dating her he asked me to help him make a human rotisseree out of Natalie Portman! sure i was a bit apprehensive at first, but i made it on terms that we stay as far away from eachother as possible... natalie was hot and enjoyed it when we chose seperate cavities of hers to launch DNA into her!! she is also a scatlover. sheesh. sarcasm, get it. -81666

  • Nov. 21, 2001, 3:57 a.m. CST

    Well, my two cents:

    by SirReal

    Eigthy per cent of you guys desperately need to get laid! I've seen more arousing pictures of my mother. Oh, and by the way: LotR will kick the Clowns' hiney!

  • Nov. 21, 2001, 4:07 a.m. CST

    That's NOT Natalie Portman!

    by Maggie

    Are you guys blind or what? That's a stand-in! This web site keeps getting worse and worse with putting incorrect shit up!

  • Nov. 21, 2001, 5:38 a.m. CST

    Attack of the Bellybuttons...

    by Baalzebub

    That kind of outfit has got absolut nothing to do in a StarWars movie... Jesus you guys, if you wanna see a young girl dressed out like that, go someplace x-rated instead. Your comments reveal no interest in the StarWars-saga whatsoever. And George Lucas is a dirty old man :)

  • Nov. 21, 2001, 7:05 a.m. CST

    That IS Sexy As Heck! Wake Me When You Get Something Sexy As Hel

    by Buzz Maverik

    While I've never dated Natalie Portman like the rest of you, I did drive her home after she babysitted for us that time....

  • Nov. 21, 2001, 8:01 a.m. CST

    Crazy fucks out in there

    by Joey Numbers

    The reason i say allthese things is because I DO know Natalie and she HAS read most of this shit and she is feeling very uncomfortable with tall the stupid shit people like EvilDoer and other stupid pieces of shit are saying around here! All you stupid fucks need to get out more and meet some real girls instead of looking at a pic of a stand-in.

  • Nov. 21, 2001, 12:15 p.m. CST

    GOOD ACTRESS

    by mproust

    I just realized something that probably all of you already know. Portman got so much crap about being bad in PHANTOM, which I never understood since she was so good in LEON and BEAUTIFUL GIRLS. But most of the dead, wooden lines in PHANTOM were delivered not by the real queen but by the handmaiden double. Under all that makeup I always sort of assumed that the "other" girl was actually just Natalie Portman again, but I just learned that it wasn't: it was Keira Knightley. Is it possible that Portman has been shat on for two years because of someone else's flat performance?

  • Nov. 21, 2001, 1:54 p.m. CST

    That's pretty funny EvilDoer.....

    by Joey Numbers

    Hey, that's some pretty funny shit! You know, maybe you have some talent after all! I hear that they're looking for writers for the new Joey Lawrence tv movie on the Disney Channel (yes, the same asshole from Blossom "whoa") maybe they can use a very bright and talented piece of trailer park trash like you to write his stupid lines instead of you wasting them here making up lies just so you can sound funny.

  • Nov. 22, 2001, 2:25 a.m. CST

    natalie: the real woman.

    by 81666

    hmmm... maybe i'm just dense or slow or just very trusting but i think joey numbers is angry about something, i don't know what... i think he's talking about natalie portman, but i'm not sure... and those sick pieces of shit... hmm... i wonder who he was talking about. strange, this guy is reaaaallly cryptic. -81666

  • Nov. 22, 2001, 3:20 p.m. CST

    Um, they only used Keira Knightley for scenes with both of them

    by Smeg For Brains

    Almost every scene with dialogue was Natalie, and I'm sure Natalie overdubbed any lines that the queen had when Padme was also on screen, such as when they go to see the Gungans near the end. If you watch the original trailer you see a scene with he queen talking before they altered her voice, and it is obviously Natalie. Besides, when she is playing the queen she intentionally sounds flat. Anyone who complains about her performance, except for a few instances that are totally the fault of the directing, is an idiot. Anyway, Phantom Menace is a great film no matter what. I've really found that the only people who don't like it are people who couldn't like it no matter what, because their tight "Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con" shirt was chaffin' them, and they wer uncomfortable in those "tiny" theater seats, designed for people who wear smaller than 68 size pants.

  • I want to see Portman in the slave girl costume dammit! That costume and the I Dream of Jeannie costume have got to be the top 2 fantasy outfits of all time! At least for me it is! :D Anyone know where to buy one? My wifes got the Jeannie one (its good to be me!) but its imposible to find the slave Leia. I guess you gotta find a custon job on ebay. Anyone have any leads?

  • Nov. 24, 2001, 4:26 a.m. CST

    Beauty...

    by lookcloser07

    I've always respected Natalie. I've thought of her as a symbol of true beauty and purity. But it saddens me for everyone to think of her as "just another 'hot' girl". She is a person and I don't want her to lose her reputation for her purity. Because when you lose your purity, almost all beauty entirely is lost. For us to oogle at her as an object is stupid. I've been inspired to write 8 poems about Natalie. Poems of true emotion. Not primitively rambling about "great legs" or "boobs". Here's one for your example. Abstractions pave the path For my ultimate challenge Beauty hath convict me Of what I don

  • Jan. 6, 2002, 10:37 p.m. CST

    Natalie can't act?!?!

    by XBobaFettX

    >Who cares, she STILL can't act >A piece of driftwood floating in >the surf has more emotional >range than this chick. are you kidding me? Try watching the scene in Episode 1 when Amidala is in the Senate chamber pleading her case,you can see the damn emotion is her eyes.Driftwood,indeed! Hell,I could tell she was a hell of an actress when she was 11 years old in "The Professional" Chris X

  • Jan. 6, 2002, 11:01 p.m. CST

    re:clone trooper looking like Boba Fett

    by XBobaFettX

    ***is it me or does the clone troopers armor look too much like Bobba Smucks helmet....Man! has Lucas crapped all over my childhood*** well perhaps you should wipe if off...methinks the reason they look alike is because,as has been stated millions of times in various SW related media,Boba Fett's armor is modeled after the Mandalorian troopers who fought during the Clone Wars...which we're likely to see in Episode 2...but as far as George crapping on childhoods,I know how you feel..he totally just shit on us all with this N'Sync nonsense. They should be tossed to the Rancor. Chris X

  • Jan. 6, 2002, 11:02 p.m. CST

    Natalie Portman topless beach photos?

    by XBobaFettX

    ok,ok,who has em? Hook a brotha up... Chris X XBobaFettX@hotmail.com

  • Jan. 8, 2002, 3:48 a.m. CST

    Natalie Portman's fine ass.

    by Lou York

    Damn bitch, you stupid fly! Lemme pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey! P.S. EvilDoer, you fuckin scare me...holy shit do you scare me!