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Published at: Nov. 19, 2001, 2:26 a.m. CST by staff

I am – Hercules!!

Okay, here’s a rare chance to prove to your friends you’re smarter than a world-class supermodel. Go to Google and look up the answers to the questions below, invite your pals over to watch tonight’s second supermodel edition of “Millionaire,” and impress them with your faux limitless intellectual acumen.

* Ava Herzigova will end her time in the hotseat by trying to figure out Bart Simpson’s middle name. (You’re thinking, “Stupid supermodel,” right? But are you as smart as a Ava? Her choices are “Juniper,” “Jebediah,” “Jo-Jo” and “Jacqueline.”)

* Kim Alexis, who does least well among tonight’s hotties, is asked what “feng shui” means. (Again, are you – presumably a non-supermodel – able to answer correctly? Kim's choices are “harmony balance,” “wind water,” “rest motion” and “man nature.”)

* Supercutie smartypants Veronica Webb inexplicably phones Howard Stern stooge Gary “Baba Booey” Dell’Abate to answer this poser: “In 1919, what artist created ‘L.H.O.O.Q.’ by adding a mustache and a goatee to a print of the Mona Lisa.” The choices: Salador Dali, Pablo Picasso, Marcel Duchamp or Man Ray. Baba Booey gets it wrong. Would you?

Finally, as lanky Veronica climbs down to collect her enormous charity check, bet your friends that Frederique Van Der Wal will be last in the hotseat tonight. Make up some lie about predicting it from Frederique’s earlier fastest-finger performances. Mutter “suckers” as you count their money, and don’t forget to cut in your old pal Herc.





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  • Nov. 19, 2001, 2:48 a.m. CST

    Question

    by It's A Duck

    How are their Asses? Any HOTPANTS?

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 2:52 a.m. CST

    the finest on this planet

    by Hercules

    but I noticed no hotpants in that hotseat

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 8:22 a.m. CST

    Baba Booey

    by Drak_Tanner

    Baba Booey. Bah! Supermodels are overrated. Baba Booey. Give me the girl next door any day. Baba Booey.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 12:43 p.m. CST

    Spoilers on those questions

    by Darth TJ Mackey

    Bart's middle name is Jojo. Feng shui means wind and water. Duchamp did the Mona Lisa mustache pic. Knowing these things will make you a supermodel, so by entrusting you with this knowledge I hope you will do the right thing with it.

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 2:55 p.m. CST

    Dennis Pennis to supermodel (Helena Christensen?)

    by wilko185

    "Why did the supermodel stare at the orange-juice carton?" "Why?" "Because it said 'concentrate' on the side" Supermodel creases her brow, asks for the answer to be repeated, then "no, I still don't get it". Pricless. DP, where are you now?

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 4:25 p.m. CST

    IS HARRY TYPING A SEARCH FOR SMURF PORN???

    by ArchDiver

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 8:59 p.m. CST

    I Miss the "Stern Phony Phone Calls" Tata Toothy, Mama Monkey, F

    by NotchJohnson

    "I have a question for Colin Powell, Mr. Powell, given the success of your latest book, are you gonna write a book with Howard Stern and Baba Boo---" "Oops, let's take the next caller" "Yes, Mr. Powell, I admired your work in Iraq...but what do you think of Howard Stern and Fafa F---" "Let's go to Boston, hello" "Hi, Larry, Mr. Powell, who's more your role model, Jack Benny, Bill Cosby, or Howard Ste---" "Let's go to Manchester, Rhode Island" "My question is - how can stop the Taliban when we can't even clean the teeth of Baba Booey?" "Next caller" "HOWARD STERN BABA BOOEY HOWARD STERN BABA BOOEY!!"

  • Nov. 19, 2001, 11:15 p.m. CST

    Howard Stern.....

    by EricAlan69

    is the most inexplicable case of celebrity in America. I mean, I thought 'Private Parts' was amusing, but I listened to his show for about a year, and it makes dick and fart jokes seem like comic innovation. What is it that people dig about the man's show? What a world....what a world....