Nov. 19, 2001, 2:48 a.m. CST
by It's A Duck
How are their Asses? Any HOTPANTS?
Nov. 19, 2001, 2:52 a.m. CST
but I noticed no hotpants in that hotseat
Nov. 19, 2001, 8:22 a.m. CST
Baba Booey. Bah! Supermodels are overrated. Baba Booey. Give me the girl next door any day. Baba Booey.
Nov. 19, 2001, 12:43 p.m. CST
by Darth TJ Mackey
Bart's middle name is Jojo. Feng shui means wind and water. Duchamp did the Mona Lisa mustache pic. Knowing these things will make you a supermodel, so by entrusting you with this knowledge I hope you will do the right thing with it.
Nov. 19, 2001, 2:55 p.m. CST
"Why did the supermodel stare at the orange-juice carton?" "Why?" "Because it said 'concentrate' on the side" Supermodel creases her brow, asks for the answer to be repeated, then "no, I still don't get it". Pricless. DP, where are you now?
Nov. 19, 2001, 4:25 p.m. CST
Nov. 19, 2001, 8:59 p.m. CST
"I have a question for Colin Powell, Mr. Powell, given the success of your latest book, are you gonna write a book with Howard Stern and Baba Boo---" "Oops, let's take the next caller" "Yes, Mr. Powell, I admired your work in Iraq...but what do you think of Howard Stern and Fafa F---" "Let's go to Boston, hello" "Hi, Larry, Mr. Powell, who's more your role model, Jack Benny, Bill Cosby, or Howard Ste---" "Let's go to Manchester, Rhode Island" "My question is - how can stop the Taliban when we can't even clean the teeth of Baba Booey?" "Next caller" "HOWARD STERN BABA BOOEY HOWARD STERN BABA BOOEY!!"
Nov. 19, 2001, 11:15 p.m. CST
is the most inexplicable case of celebrity in America. I mean, I thought 'Private Parts' was amusing, but I listened to his show for about a year, and it makes dick and fart jokes seem like comic innovation. What is it that people dig about the man's show? What a world....what a world....