Okay, here’s a rare chance to prove to your friends you’re smarter than a world-class supermodel. Go to Google and look up the answers to the questions below, invite your pals over to watch tonight’s second supermodel edition of “Millionaire,” and impress them with your faux limitless intellectual acumen.
* Ava Herzigova will end her time in the hotseat by trying to figure out Bart Simpson’s middle name. (You’re thinking, “Stupid supermodel,” right? But are you as smart as a Ava? Her choices are “Juniper,” “Jebediah,” “Jo-Jo” and “Jacqueline.”)
* Kim Alexis, who does least well among tonight’s hotties, is asked what “feng shui” means. (Again, are you – presumably a non-supermodel – able to answer correctly? Kim's choices are “harmony balance,” “wind water,” “rest motion” and “man nature.”)
* Supercutie smartypants Veronica Webb inexplicably phones Howard Stern stooge Gary “Baba Booey” Dell’Abate to answer this poser: “In 1919, what artist created ‘L.H.O.O.Q.’ by adding a mustache and a goatee to a print of the Mona Lisa.” The choices: Salador Dali, Pablo Picasso, Marcel Duchamp or Man Ray. Baba Booey gets it wrong. Would you?
Finally, as lanky Veronica climbs down to collect her enormous charity check, bet your friends that Frederique Van Der Wal will be last in the hotseat tonight. Make up some lie about predicting it from Frederique’s earlier fastest-finger performances. Mutter “suckers” as you count their money, and don’t forget to cut in your old pal Herc.
* Kim Alexis, who does least well among tonight’s hotties, is asked what “feng shui” means. (Again, are you – presumably a non-supermodel – able to answer correctly? Kim's choices are “harmony balance,” “wind water,” “rest motion” and “man nature.”)
* Supercutie smartypants Veronica Webb inexplicably phones Howard Stern stooge Gary “Baba Booey” Dell’Abate to answer this poser: “In 1919, what artist created ‘L.H.O.O.Q.’ by adding a mustache and a goatee to a print of the Mona Lisa.” The choices: Salador Dali, Pablo Picasso, Marcel Duchamp or Man Ray. Baba Booey gets it wrong. Would you?
Finally, as lanky Veronica climbs down to collect her enormous charity check, bet your friends that Frederique Van Der Wal will be last in the hotseat tonight. Make up some lie about predicting it from Frederique’s earlier fastest-finger performances. Mutter “suckers” as you count their money, and don’t forget to cut in your old pal Herc.
Finally, as lanky Veronica climbs down to collect her enormous charity check, bet your friends that Frederique Van Der Wal will be last in the hotseat tonight. Make up some lie about predicting it from Frederique’s earlier fastest-finger performances. Mutter “suckers” as you count their money, and don’t forget to cut in your old pal Herc.
