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Published on Thursday, September 27, 2001 - 3:54am |
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Capone in with looks at SERENDIPITY and LIAM
Hey folks, Harry here... Damn Capone can be a mean ol man. Damn. Sometimes I wonder what his breakfast consists of... I imagine rusty railroad spikes with a sprinkle of leaded glass covered in a nice cyanide sauce... And a fresh squeezed glass of diesel with a twist of WD-40 to wash it all down. Man he's a tough egg... Here he goes on poor Cusack and Chelsom... Poor guys... My thoughts are with you.
Hey, Harry. Capone in Chicago here with a couple of reviews for you. One
ultra-mainstream bit of cotten candy; and one…well, not.
SERENDIPITY
I’m officially going to stop making excuses for John Cusack. He knows
better. I could forgive him for crimes against humanity like AMERICA’S
SWEETHEART because he probably got a huge paycheck and he could continue to
make films like HIGH FIDELITY and GROSS POINTE BLANK or maybe another Woody
Allen movie, whatever. The point is he doesn’t need to make junk like
SERENDIPITY. This is exactly the kind of movie Freddie Prinze Jr. or Ben
Affleck would make on a bad day. What the hell is Cusack doing in this? And
while we’re at it, who let director Peter Chelsom hold a camera again after
making me suffer through TOWN AND COUNTRY?
I really dread rehashing this plot, but I’ll give you a brief overview. John
meets a beautiful British woman (Kate Beckinsale) in Macys as they reach for
the same pair of gloves during a mad Christmas rush. They are instantly
attracted to each other and decide to go for a quite bite together. Rather
than do the obvious thing (immediately dump their significant others and
start dating—end of movie!), they play games. She’s a big believer in fate.
She writes her name and phone number in a book and agrees to sell in to a
used book store; he writes his name and phone number on a five dollar bill
and spend it. The arrangement is that either comes across the name and phone
number of the other, that means they’re supposed to be together. They lost
me in Macys.
Years pass and both are planning to get married. He in New York (minus the
digitally removed World Trade Center towers), she in San Francisco.
Apparently they have never stopped thinking about each other, and they want
to try and find the other before their respective weddings. He and his best
friend (the mostly amusing Jeremy Piven) try to track her down with the help
of a Macys clerk (Eugene Levy, one of the few funny things in this movie).
She and her best friend (Molly Shannon) fly back to New York to look for
Johnnie boy. I have to confess, I laughed a lot at the character of Kate’s
boyfriend, played by “Sex in the City’s” John Corbett. He’s sort of a
moderately popular Yanni-like musician, and there’s a scene where he’s
looking at a rough cut of his new video that’s hysterical. Another “Sex in
the City” alum, Bridget Moynahan, plays Cusack’s fiance. There are no two
actors that I would rather see roaming the streets of New York than Cusack
and Piven; they are real-life old friends that just play off each other
beautifully (as they did in GROSS POINTE BLANK), but they’re reaching here.
The material just isn’t there to back up their natural chemistry.
All of SERENDIPITY is like that. Coincidence upon coincidence pile up like so
much crap, and by the end of the film, you’re buried in too much talk of
fate, stars, new age mumbo jumbo, and, yes, serendipity. The contrivances
were too numerous for me to stand, the fates of these characters could have
been predicted by a pinhead, and the comedy isn’t much to look at either.
SERENDIPITY is a soundless thud.
LIAM
There’s no getting around it: Stephen Frears is a great director. Sure he’s
made some duds (MARY REILLY, THE HI-LO COUNTRY), but most of his work is a
beautiful mix of thought-provoking material and pure entertainment value.
Look at the list: MY BEAUTIFUL LAUNDERETTE; PRICK UP YOUR EARS; DANGEROUS
LIAISONS; THE GRIFTERS; THE SNAPPER; THE VAN; last year’s T.V. remake of
FAIL SAFE; and most recently last year’s HIGH FIDELITY. He’s a quality
British filmmaker who is not being afraid to tackle distinctly American
themes (perhaps because they aren’t as distinctly American as one might
think). His latest work is LIAM, about an Irish family in turmoil and the
youngest child who sees his family disintegrating and turns to religion for
his salvation. In some ways, LIAM mirrors many of the horrors of living in
poverty that ANGELA’S ASHES showed us, but young Liam’s dealing with the
Catholic church almost damage him beyond all hope. Newcomer Anthony Borrows
might be the finest child actor I’ve encountered since Haley Joel Osmont,
only this kid is younger and can express more in his face without so much as
blinking. Liam also has a stutter that contorts his face so much that it
looks as though his head will explode whenever he tries to speak.
The wonderful Ian Hart is Liam’s father, a factor worker who is laid off at
the beginning of the film and finds it hard to find pick-up work at the
docks because of his refusal to kiss up to the men who do the hiring. Claire
Hackett is his wife who loves him for his passionate stubbornness as much as
she hates him for not putting food on their table. Liam attends a Catholic
school headed by the terrifyingly good Anne Reid as Mrs. Abernathy. She
tells the children that their once-pure whites souls are now dirty with sin
and must be washed in confession. Because of his stutter, Liam’s confession
takes much longer, but he also believes some of the strife between his
parents is his fault and the burden is almost more than he can stomach.
Also putting in an extraordinary performance in LIAM is Megan Burns as Liam’s
older sister, who works as a housekeeper for a Jewish family. I believe the
film is set in pre-WWII England, and during that time, the Irish not only
resented the British for being in their country, but the Jews as well for
owning most of the businesses that were shutting down and the pawn shops
they had to sell their valuables to for even the slightest bit of money.
When Megan’s father becomes a member of an anti-semitic group, a great deal
of tension sets in between her and her employers, and it actually puts her
life in a great deal of danger.
LIAM is so steeped in Irish politics and some of the accents are so thick,
that it may turn off potential viewers, but it shouldn’t. The film is
uncompromising and the filmmakers don’t make concessions in the climactic
moments of the movie. You may even leave the film feeling worse than you
walked in because LIAM ends on a deliberately sour note. Frears isn’t
pulling punches here. We are left uncertain as to whether this family has
the strength to endure. We hope for the best, but we fear the worst.
Capone (Click here to send me what's coming to me you bastards!)
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Reader Talkback
high fidelity is terrible by emu47 | Sep 27th, 2001 04:06:08 AM | yeah...ummm... by NobodyLMC | Sep 27th, 2001 04:09:49 AM | I can call it fluff, easily! by emu47 | Sep 27th, 2001 04:20:22 AM | shooting myself in the foot by prince kamal | Sep 27th, 2001 04:22:08 AM | shooting myself in the foot by prince kamal | Sep 27th, 2001 04:22:52 AM | and while I'm at it... by emu47 | Sep 27th, 2001 04:27:32 AM | Liam is set in Liverpool, not
Ireland... by Reg | Sep 27th, 2001 07:02:47 AM | Oops by Reg | Sep 27th, 2001 07:06:24 AM | hi fidelity by calvinthefish | Sep 27th, 2001 07:55:10 AM | emu! by Spacekicker | Sep 27th, 2001 08:09:10 AM | Much more subject matter than
history and politics. by RowanM | Sep 27th, 2001 10:05:57 AM | Hi Fi by mjbok1 | Sep 27th, 2001 10:50:42 AM | guess i'll rearrange the sock
drawer by emu47 | Sep 27th, 2001 12:11:14 PM | Serendipity by Xfonhe | Sep 27th, 2001 01:11:58 PM | ? by mookie2001 | Sep 27th, 2001 02:51:14 PM | In defense of "High Fidelity" by God Of Forkery | Sep 27th, 2001 05:01:29 PM | I know Cusack is a good
actor, but he makes the same
shit movie by BigTuna | Sep 27th, 2001 06:30:29 PM | almost every actor plays the
same roles, over and over
again, by holoholojoe | Sep 27th, 2001 09:08:27 PM | almost every actor plays the
same roles, over and over
again, by holoholojoe | Sep 27th, 2001 09:13:59 PM | JC is cool.. by holoholojoe | Sep 27th, 2001 09:17:56 PM | High Fidelity sucked by krackato | Sep 27th, 2001 10:04:29 PM | Rev Alden/Krackto by calvinthefish | Sep 28th, 2001 10:08:31 AM | well, said, God of Forkery by Lou C. | Sep 29th, 2001 11:57:41 AM | leave emu or whoever alone for
god's sake by Coopcooper | Sep 30th, 2001 01:28:14 PM | "Liam" by Agent Kat 007 | Sep 30th, 2001 09:27:55 PM | Serendipity is OK by kgforce | Oct 1st, 2001 08:14:19 AM | Hell Hath No Fury Like A High
Fidelity Fan by Easy Rider | Oct 1st, 2001 11:10:06 AM | serendipity is great by Louis P. | Oct 1st, 2001 10:13:59 PM | What.......no JACK
BLACK!?!?!?! by GlitteredTheBand | Oct 2nd, 2001 11:11:09 AM | another hot pursuit by sd11 | Oct 2nd, 2001 06:32:16 PM | Hi Fi Critics Missing the
Point by Ex-Lurker | Oct 2nd, 2001 06:59:59 PM | It's Bloomingdales not
Macy's by agentthor | Oct 5th, 2001 07:11:01 PM | HIGH FIDELITY has one major
flaw... by TheKeenGuy | Oct 14th, 2001 01:58:32 PM | Stuff by supertoyslast | Oct 8th, 2006 02:27:34 PM |
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