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Capone in with looks at SERENDIPITY and LIAM

Hey folks, Harry here... Damn Capone can be a mean ol man. Damn. Sometimes I wonder what his breakfast consists of... I imagine rusty railroad spikes with a sprinkle of leaded glass covered in a nice cyanide sauce... And a fresh squeezed glass of diesel with a twist of WD-40 to wash it all down. Man he's a tough egg... Here he goes on poor Cusack and Chelsom... Poor guys... My thoughts are with you.

Hey, Harry. Capone in Chicago here with a couple of reviews for you. One ultra-mainstream bit of cotten candy; and one…well, not.

SERENDIPITY

I’m officially going to stop making excuses for John Cusack. He knows better. I could forgive him for crimes against humanity like AMERICA’S SWEETHEART because he probably got a huge paycheck and he could continue to make films like HIGH FIDELITY and GROSS POINTE BLANK or maybe another Woody Allen movie, whatever. The point is he doesn’t need to make junk like SERENDIPITY. This is exactly the kind of movie Freddie Prinze Jr. or Ben Affleck would make on a bad day. What the hell is Cusack doing in this? And while we’re at it, who let director Peter Chelsom hold a camera again after making me suffer through TOWN AND COUNTRY?

I really dread rehashing this plot, but I’ll give you a brief overview. John meets a beautiful British woman (Kate Beckinsale) in Macys as they reach for the same pair of gloves during a mad Christmas rush. They are instantly attracted to each other and decide to go for a quite bite together. Rather than do the obvious thing (immediately dump their significant others and start dating—end of movie!), they play games. She’s a big believer in fate. She writes her name and phone number in a book and agrees to sell in to a used book store; he writes his name and phone number on a five dollar bill and spend it. The arrangement is that either comes across the name and phone number of the other, that means they’re supposed to be together. They lost me in Macys.

Years pass and both are planning to get married. He in New York (minus the digitally removed World Trade Center towers), she in San Francisco. Apparently they have never stopped thinking about each other, and they want to try and find the other before their respective weddings. He and his best friend (the mostly amusing Jeremy Piven) try to track her down with the help of a Macys clerk (Eugene Levy, one of the few funny things in this movie). She and her best friend (Molly Shannon) fly back to New York to look for Johnnie boy. I have to confess, I laughed a lot at the character of Kate’s boyfriend, played by “Sex in the City’s” John Corbett. He’s sort of a moderately popular Yanni-like musician, and there’s a scene where he’s looking at a rough cut of his new video that’s hysterical. Another “Sex in the City” alum, Bridget Moynahan, plays Cusack’s fiance. There are no two actors that I would rather see roaming the streets of New York than Cusack and Piven; they are real-life old friends that just play off each other beautifully (as they did in GROSS POINTE BLANK), but they’re reaching here. The material just isn’t there to back up their natural chemistry.

All of SERENDIPITY is like that. Coincidence upon coincidence pile up like so much crap, and by the end of the film, you’re buried in too much talk of fate, stars, new age mumbo jumbo, and, yes, serendipity. The contrivances were too numerous for me to stand, the fates of these characters could have been predicted by a pinhead, and the comedy isn’t much to look at either. SERENDIPITY is a soundless thud.

LIAM

There’s no getting around it: Stephen Frears is a great director. Sure he’s made some duds (MARY REILLY, THE HI-LO COUNTRY), but most of his work is a beautiful mix of thought-provoking material and pure entertainment value. Look at the list: MY BEAUTIFUL LAUNDERETTE; PRICK UP YOUR EARS; DANGEROUS LIAISONS; THE GRIFTERS; THE SNAPPER; THE VAN; last year’s T.V. remake of FAIL SAFE; and most recently last year’s HIGH FIDELITY. He’s a quality British filmmaker who is not being afraid to tackle distinctly American themes (perhaps because they aren’t as distinctly American as one might think). His latest work is LIAM, about an Irish family in turmoil and the youngest child who sees his family disintegrating and turns to religion for his salvation. In some ways, LIAM mirrors many of the horrors of living in poverty that ANGELA’S ASHES showed us, but young Liam’s dealing with the Catholic church almost damage him beyond all hope. Newcomer Anthony Borrows might be the finest child actor I’ve encountered since Haley Joel Osmont, only this kid is younger and can express more in his face without so much as blinking. Liam also has a stutter that contorts his face so much that it looks as though his head will explode whenever he tries to speak.

The wonderful Ian Hart is Liam’s father, a factor worker who is laid off at the beginning of the film and finds it hard to find pick-up work at the docks because of his refusal to kiss up to the men who do the hiring. Claire Hackett is his wife who loves him for his passionate stubbornness as much as she hates him for not putting food on their table. Liam attends a Catholic school headed by the terrifyingly good Anne Reid as Mrs. Abernathy. She tells the children that their once-pure whites souls are now dirty with sin and must be washed in confession. Because of his stutter, Liam’s confession takes much longer, but he also believes some of the strife between his parents is his fault and the burden is almost more than he can stomach.

Also putting in an extraordinary performance in LIAM is Megan Burns as Liam’s older sister, who works as a housekeeper for a Jewish family. I believe the film is set in pre-WWII England, and during that time, the Irish not only resented the British for being in their country, but the Jews as well for owning most of the businesses that were shutting down and the pawn shops they had to sell their valuables to for even the slightest bit of money. When Megan’s father becomes a member of an anti-semitic group, a great deal of tension sets in between her and her employers, and it actually puts her life in a great deal of danger.

LIAM is so steeped in Irish politics and some of the accents are so thick, that it may turn off potential viewers, but it shouldn’t. The film is uncompromising and the filmmakers don’t make concessions in the climactic moments of the movie. You may even leave the film feeling worse than you walked in because LIAM ends on a deliberately sour note. Frears isn’t pulling punches here. We are left uncertain as to whether this family has the strength to endure. We hope for the best, but we fear the worst.

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high fidelity is terrible
by emu47
Sep 27th, 2001
04:06:08 AM
yeah...ummm...
by NobodyLMC
Sep 27th, 2001
04:09:49 AM
I can call it fluff, easily!
by emu47
Sep 27th, 2001
04:20:22 AM
shooting myself in the foot
by prince kamal
Sep 27th, 2001
04:22:08 AM
shooting myself in the foot
by prince kamal
Sep 27th, 2001
04:22:52 AM
and while I'm at it...
by emu47
Sep 27th, 2001
04:27:32 AM
Liam is set in Liverpool, not Ireland...
by Reg
Sep 27th, 2001
07:02:47 AM
Oops
by Reg
Sep 27th, 2001
07:06:24 AM
hi fidelity
by calvinthefish
Sep 27th, 2001
07:55:10 AM
emu!
by Spacekicker
Sep 27th, 2001
08:09:10 AM
Much more subject matter than history and politics.
by RowanM
Sep 27th, 2001
10:05:57 AM
Hi Fi
by mjbok1
Sep 27th, 2001
10:50:42 AM
guess i'll rearrange the sock drawer
by emu47
Sep 27th, 2001
12:11:14 PM
Serendipity
by Xfonhe
Sep 27th, 2001
01:11:58 PM
?
by mookie2001
Sep 27th, 2001
02:51:14 PM
In defense of "High Fidelity"
by God Of Forkery
Sep 27th, 2001
05:01:29 PM
I know Cusack is a good actor, but he makes the same shit movie
by BigTuna
Sep 27th, 2001
06:30:29 PM
almost every actor plays the same roles, over and over again,
by holoholojoe
Sep 27th, 2001
09:08:27 PM
almost every actor plays the same roles, over and over again,
by holoholojoe
Sep 27th, 2001
09:13:59 PM
JC is cool..
by holoholojoe
Sep 27th, 2001
09:17:56 PM
High Fidelity sucked
by krackato
Sep 27th, 2001
10:04:29 PM
Rev Alden/Krackto
by calvinthefish
Sep 28th, 2001
10:08:31 AM
well, said, God of Forkery
by Lou C.
Sep 29th, 2001
11:57:41 AM
leave emu or whoever alone for god's sake
by Coopcooper
Sep 30th, 2001
01:28:14 PM
"Liam"
by Agent Kat 007
Sep 30th, 2001
09:27:55 PM
Serendipity is OK
by kgforce
Oct 1st, 2001
08:14:19 AM
Hell Hath No Fury Like A High Fidelity Fan
by Easy Rider
Oct 1st, 2001
11:10:06 AM
serendipity is great
by Louis P.
Oct 1st, 2001
10:13:59 PM
What.......no JACK BLACK!?!?!?!
by GlitteredTheBand
Oct 2nd, 2001
11:11:09 AM
another hot pursuit
by sd11
Oct 2nd, 2001
06:32:16 PM
Hi Fi Critics Missing the Point
by Ex-Lurker
Oct 2nd, 2001
06:59:59 PM
It's Bloomingdales not Macy's
by agentthor
Oct 5th, 2001
07:11:01 PM
HIGH FIDELITY has one major flaw...
by TheKeenGuy
Oct 14th, 2001
01:58:32 PM
Stuff
by supertoyslast
Oct 8th, 2006
02:27:34 PM

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