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Species 2 spills forth
My spy on SPECIES 2 has been quiet, gathering cool news for a loooong loooong time.
Watching and listening, and now he/she/it (wouldn’t it be cool if the spy were an “it” on
this project) is divulging all. Call them Jonesey and here is what the cat drug in:
“Species
2! It's been filming down here in Maryland for the last 50 days or so.
Tonight, they just wrapped up principle photography. I got to help out the
last 3 days, shooting the big ending! And trust me, it's definietly COOL!
Okay, let me give you the plot, in case you aren't 100% sure about what it
is. USA has sent a shuttle to Mars, because apparently, we can. The mission
is led by a dashing young astronaunt named Patrick. Partrick get's to Mars,
and is somehow infected with an Alien virus and, surprise surprise, the
virus
contains the same DNA that created Sil in the first movie. Well, the crew
comes back to Earth, and Patrick starts to mutate into a male "Sil" alien.
Just like in the first movie, he goes around looking for a mate... or
should
I say "mates"....
*SPOILER*
Patrick goes around and "humps" virtually every hot girl he sees. And the
instant he plants his seed, the females instantly become pregnant. I don't
know how big you are on X-rated Japanese Animation, but if you've ever seen
one of those movies where horny demons shoot large penis's out at innocent
schoolgirls, then you'll get the idea of how Patrick impregnats the women.
The new Alien/human babies grew up very fast, and trouble ensues....
ENTER EVERYONE WHO SURVIVED THE FIRST MOVIE (minus Forest Whitaker)
Everyone is called back to help bring down Patrick and his offspring. Add James
Cromwell as the "harden" senator who assembles everyone, and Bubba from
Forrest Gump (I don't know how to spell his name) as an army guy whose
helping them. But the most shocking member of the team is....drum role,
please.....Another SIL! That's right, Natasha Henstridge has been brought
back as the other Sil (remember in the first movie where they said they
made two embryos with the Alien DNA) Will, they took the remaining embryo, made
a new Sil, but this time, added some chemicals to make her good. With the
help of the new Sil, the gang goes after Patrick....
Okay, your probably asking yourself, how else is this movie different form
the first one? Well, to start, teh Alien creatures will be ENTIRELY
PUPPETS! Remember how horrible the CGI was in the first movie? Well, they've learned
from their mistakes. And trust me, there are a lot of puppets. COOL H.R.
GEIGER PUPPETS!
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Hmm... This is labeled as story #1. Where are the old pages, Harry? Where are the old blueish-grayish faded background pictures? Where's the classic Terminator page? You know the one... Fire and brimstone, nuclear death, never get to see Star Wars... While evolution must occur, there is something to be said for the availability of history, no? Those who do not remember history are destined to repeat it. Or something like that. Do you really want to take the chance and accidently repost a story about how Titanic has just been completed or how it's possible that Ewan McGregor would be cast as Obi Wan? Could make for an interesting situation if you do... Lost credibility, no more fans, no more ranking in the top 100 most influential people for Premiere magazine (congrats, by the way - better rating than EW gave you last year...). I'm pretty sure, however, that you'll never even see this post. If you do, drop a line. I know I probably won't check this story out again...
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So Aycroid,you too like to spend your time going through old posts ?
I personally am fascinated by what Harry has accomplished with this site.I am going through all the old posts because I wanna know what makes Harry tick. -
I've been trying to use the search function to get to the old posts, but naturally it didn't work. Feel free to mail me if you where they are.
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THis is bizzare. This old post is some ancient backwater, the forgotten catacombs of this site. Never know when the ghost of Lane Myers might jump at you. Is this really Story One of Harry? This place is too weird, I'm going now...
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I have to say that I too am scared, and I won't hang around long, Just had to say how dissapointed that #1 was fucking species 2, what a piece of crap movie that was, anyway, see you other searchers of lost treasure in #2.
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If you wanna know what happened to all the stuff older than this, read post 4000, the first couple paragraphs explain what happened.
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I'm scared...mommy, hold me...
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we have TOO much time on our hands :)
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Harry was 50 pounds lighter, and us kiddies were counting down the days 'till Species II hit the big screen.
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Ok, ok.... Well ,well..So this is the "first" topic? AAAAAAhhh the good old times....
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Jan 23, 2001 10:08:56 PM CST
I COME FROM STORY 8000! - - - I too, am lost in the mists of ti
by pepperseed
VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER!!!...Oh, wait, this isn't 1980, is it?. Strange, I didn't think it would work, fellow travellers, but once I got my Flux Capacit-o-mouse
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Neat. I wonder how many others will show up here. Now I'm off to the halfway mark to find the answer to the mystery.
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HEY!!! AREN'T WE SUPPOSE TO TALK ABOUT SPECIES 2??? AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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Hey i managed to travel back in time, now i will make a lot of smart baby monkey
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Feb 01, 2001 4:17:29 PM CST
welcome weary travlers to the realm of the 1'st Geek Club.....
by mckenziefrenzy
Remember the first rule........
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May 16, 2001 10:04:46 AM CDT
SHERMAN YOU FUCKIN TWIT, YOU SET THE WAYBACK MACHINE TOO FUCKING
by matrix_sux
Fuckin Einstein thinks he's a rocket scientist :) I see there are other travellers. Dare I say last, for now?
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Hey all, greetings from post 9414!
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I thought that quote might be appropriate.
I've travelled this time from Story 10,000 (King Conan script review). I can't believe how chipper my story eight-thousand post was. God how I've grown cynical in the intervening years... -
The future is sweet, and not that cool. We're nearing the end of one of the worst summer movie seasons in history. So for all of you back at story 1, not that much to look forward to. Except that there is a LOTR trilogy being released very soon.....
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Recent posts!
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Avoid 9-11-2001 at all costs :(
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how the crap did i get here!?!?
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species 2 has gotten bad reviews.
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Greetings from the future!!!
Many things have changed. But be prepared for the ultimate revelation:
HARRY AND MORIARTY ARE THE SAME PERSON. -
Still here?
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gasp
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A. No. No it would not. - - - - - - - - - - - - I love that there are this many dorks going through old threads. Nerdy guys with time on your hands: I SALUTE YOU.
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I didn't show up to one meeting and I miss something. What happened??
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Wow I just love checking out the old AICN archives.I guess I do have to much time on my hands. Quite amazing the number of recent posts though.I think I will return here in the future.
PS TTT will kick ass!!!!!!!!! -
Greatest. Joke. Ever.
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I'll bet anyone here 10 to 1 odds this movie does better than titanic!. Wait, has titanic come out yet?
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Still here
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mmmmmmmmmmmm, one
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Oh...
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i see the cult of coming back to the first post is now dying.
is this news item the very first, or just the first on a new databse?
ironically i don't think the site design has changed since 1997.
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...but a scoop for Species 2?? Goddamn!
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What the fuck happened???
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President Kevin Smith has imposed martial law and forced us to declare Episodes I through III as the best movies we've ever seen, after "Clerks 5: I Still Can't Make Any Money Off Anything Not Titled 'Clerks'"
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2nd best joke ever..
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Ah, back in the days when Harry didn't start every article with his own little hallmark: "Hey Folks, Harry Here...". Frankly, this is bizarre and disturbing if you ask me...I'm going to pretend I never typed that 1 into the end of that link and go back to the future for the last time.
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Where is Exodus?
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And isn't this ironic, er, moronic that Species III was just urinated out recently?
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Jan 26, 2006 6:08:42 PM CST
Orcus come join us in the talkbacks, we're not that scary
by seppukudkurosawa
You've been hiding out here in the past for years.
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I guess you've got your own legend... The AICN Time Traveller. To tell you the truth I might have to do the same thing, those old talkbacks are classics- the quality's gone to hell recently (maybe something to do with Harry's producing?). Anyway, until next time fellow TB Time Cop!
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I had a friend who had sex with Natasha Henstridge, and the she got all scaly and killed him! Damn you, Oliver Stone! PS: Bryan Singer is gay.
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In the future, Ellen Degenres hosts the Oscars.
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Sep 21, 2006 3:14:10 AM CDT
Achtung! Dere vere zwei peanuts valking in der park...
by jackpumpkinhead
Und vun vas... assaulted!
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Except 549, I need to leave some air of mystery to you guys.
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Except 549, I need to leave some air of mystery to you guys.
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t'was one of the better ones. I've been out of the loop for a while, does anyone wanna fill me in on why our beloved time traveller was shafted so cruelly?
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..of a tootsie pop, the world may never know
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It lives on far too long. That's creepy.
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Don't post after me. Last gotta eat! Anyone trying to claim last after me will have bad luck for twenty minutes. It's a proven fact.
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... I'm lost. Can you help me?
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I am last on this thread. Anyone who wants to fight it, a pox on your house until tomorrow. Don't chance it!
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the past Orcus...Me thinks we may be very sad about the loss of JourneyMan. We may have to go back in time and bitch slap some NBC execs around!
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with, let's just call them the 'undesirables'...including M-O-M who can be just a know-it-all prick. Worry not though, there are still those above who are okay.
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But for how long????
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Try again.
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I am from the future where Geoff Johns wrote the greatest superhero story ever.
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"PRIMITIVE SCREWHEADS....I AM THE FUTURE. HAIL TO THE KING BABY."
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Jun 14, 2008 8:32:35 PM CDT
News from the future: M. Night Shayalala directs "Species V"!
by jackpumpkinhead
And "Back to the Future" remake looms on the horizon. (I don't really know, I'm just guessing. Ah, 1999, the time without remakes!)
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Seriously. Anybody who posts after me this time will get a very itchy mosquito bite at some point in the next three months. You'll be sorry! Don't do it!
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Not to worry kevin. Plus we can spear any mosquito from a 100 yards out with our trusty #2 pencil.Try again.
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Post after me this time, and you'll suffer a nasty headcold at some point in the next decade.
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...there's no such thing as "LAST"...
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the guardians of the past are always....watching....
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Post after me THIS time, and nothing will happen to you . . . but can you really be sure?
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So sayeth our lord, 2for2true.
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And yet you do. So I'm not to blame for any thread locking that might occur. Besides, I can keep it relevant: Species 2 was pointless. At least Species 1 had a kind of neat take on the genre, Species 2 was just regurgitation.
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We could end up getting this Talkback into the top TalkBacks of the last 24 hours. Not like I'm suggesting that or anything.
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Oh yeah.
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She especially looked good wet and naked. I'm just saying.
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...she looked really good wet and naked; but I'll take her just plain naked if that's all there is.
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Jul 03, 2008 10:06:22 PM CDT
1999: The Year we All Get Natasha Henstridge Clone Programmed Fo
by kevinwillis.net
Can't wait for that one.
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Was how that was supposed to end, the title, I mean.
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...my eyes, for some mad reason, keep resting on the story link, "Brinkley 'shattered' by husband's affair"
...and every time, the first thing that pops into my head is, "David Brinkley's gay?"
...anyway... good thing this is an old post... -
Seriously, David Brinkley is light in the loafers? Who knew.
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to old threads all at once?
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The answer would be yes, if you are.
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Species 2 = The Big Bang? How disappointing.
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And I see that you are trying to be the "king of firsts" as well..
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That's just my growing obsessive-compulsive disorder. I'm getting very Rain Man in my old age.I'm definitely an excellent first poster. Definitely.
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but alas, you will never be King of Lasts...
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But . . . LAST!!! In yo face, beeyotch!
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...fleeting indeed.
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A glorious Interdependence Day. Celebrated by shooting at fires and barbecued beer. Every July 9th or Augustt 7th, depending on how the country feels.
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Have you been drinking already Kevin?
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It's the first thread. Everybody gets curious. How do you think I got here? Hmmm. Wonder if change 32756 to 1 . . . will I find something interesting?
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It's about Hallenbeck. I'm assuming you know something I don't.
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Apologize to the gatekeeper Kevin!
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Thanks, BTW. I think I said that elsewhere, but I'll do it here, too. I just get curious. Isn't it okay to be curious sometimes, Orcus?
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Aug 26, 2008 10:51:10 AM CDT
I hear the birds chirping...I see a rainbow forming...
by just pillow talk
the angels are singing...awwww...
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Wauughhh
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Orcus feels a roadtrip coming on. Care to join? It will be fraught with Peril
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Hah!
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Kinda like the AICN version of Frodo and Samwise. Time to make a new legend :)
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Moriarty and I were just talking about the bogus attempt to make you the obsolete man (in the Twitch tb). You are still legend, even when they try to obscure your past. The CoC is behind you. Free Orcus' posts!
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ingrained within the fabric of AICN...FREE ORCUS' OLD POSTS!
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**Sniffle**
Look on the bright side if things can't be restored and the upward trek is made again, all of Orcus' crappy jokes will be new! -
When will Orcus break free?
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Damn Hadron collider
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Are you still traveling?
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That and wasting time on Facebook:) Wazzup?
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There's a "Species V" in the making!
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Hey Orcus! I saw you had re-surfaced in Twitch. Great to have you back among the psuedo-living. Sorry I missed the opportunity to chat when you were visiting. Twitch is kind of rambling at the moment, so I'll leave a message here in the archive for you. I have a Facebook account, though I don't visit it as much as I should. Here's the link if you ever want to say howdy: http://tinyurl.com/kqncd8 Hello to all visiting CoC from the past, the present, and the future. Peace!
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yet another CoC traveler. Jack, Jack, Jack....if anyone is to blame, it is YOU. We will have to send the Timecop after you.
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That on this day Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson left this mortal plane. No matter the decades of tabloid bizarreness, they both left their mark on the world of entertainment. RIP
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Orcus heard a rumbling in the underworld...Orcus just sent an invite, look for the stormtrooper....
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So Orcus can send out a request
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and yes, a very bizarre day Mavra when two pop cultural icons go down the very same day.
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As you can tell from Orcus' profile, he is forever a mystery :)
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We need a little mystery and magic left in this world. Pillow, beware of Abe Vigoda. Trust the word of Orcus on this one.
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Is this the furthest back in time we can go in the talkbacks? [I'll try some different node numbers]
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I'm not social and I don't network. But seriously...
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It's so much fun trying to watch them wobble back up
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Jul 27, 2009 9:58:11 AM CDT
they will get angry..you won't like them when they're angry
by just pillow talk
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tangled in their hair nets
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Aug 18, 2009 3:58:06 PM CDT
you have to yell out "go with the flo!" before you tip em.
by ironic_name
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do u only post in old talkbacks? how come?
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We try to use sentences here. Well Orcus' domain is the underworld. Duh :)
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Orcus got hit with the Banhammer so many times, long term memory is starting to go
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Fuck 'em
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ptooey ptooey!
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thumb! thumb!
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does not disappoint...
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As the old TB article went
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that go jingle jangle jingle
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How many threads have completely been banished from the AICN realm?
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They might be reconciling some of the duplicate threads. Orcus has so much to do nowadays his time is being spread thin
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Im just trying to find the Gozilla review. Anyone know what number it is on.
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With ouseel! Merry Christmas! )))
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With plorym! Merry Christmas! )))
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With barill! Merry Christmas! )))
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With michhe! Merry Christmas! )))
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With uarspi! Merry Christmas! )))
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Here: http://www.aint-it-cool-news.com/display.cgi?id=1654
If I wrote a review all about how I want to perform epic, neck-crinking cunnilingus on Godzilla, I might want to delete it from the archives too.
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Dec 01, 2009 8:26:39 AM CST
Wait, I'll try finding it on the wayback machine for you
by seppukudkurosawa
(Courtesy of web.archive.org).
Nope, can't find it. Maybe you'll have better luck; try putting in www.aint-it-cool-news.com and see what happens. -
bah humbug.
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Dec 11, 2009 11:18:57 AM CST
outsiders have been let in...didn't you lock the door Orcus?
by just pillow talk
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Dessicated pile of Demon Poop. Hey, Orcus thought he was alone here
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Louder than a trumpet
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On this day, AVATAR finally arrives. Back to your lives citizens
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It sounds contagious.
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And Orcus had his for years
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Then this snow bullshit happened. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe in 1997. Time has no meaning to Orcus
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Only one inch of snow last night. BAH! Orcus can crap out more after a chili dog bender
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Some days your good and some days you wake up with a box of Twinkies next to your head. BTW what's up with Alexm?? Is that person for real or are they as dense as Neutronium???
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you're
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I sort of hoped that they were just screwing around, but who knows. The grammar is very similar to other run-ins I've had from posters who supposedly were from outside the U.S. looking for Walter B.
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because Orcus finds it hard to believe that someone could be so mind crushingly stupid. Forget about the whole language barrier thing, who would act like that? And the phone number??
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well maybe not
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Well played sir!
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Take your spot on the podium Miyamoto!
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Coming into the House of Orcus and starting a ruckus like that
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There can be only seven!
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maybe this will be the last, who knows
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1/2 cutie with 1/2 WTF?
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Splice is a huge...failure.
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Fick my lucker!!
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Fick my lucker!!
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Fick my lucker!!
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How are you this fine morning/afternoon/evening?
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Pretty damn sick of this heat wave though...
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School system. Summer verrrrrryyyy busy. Phew. But the air-conditioner works. It's cold in here.
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I knew you've changed.
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Or teachers?
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Someone's munching on the teacher's appple...
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I ain't banging anything. Database stuff. Web development. Very cool, over all.
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I've been married ten...how old are you? You MUST be the real Kevin Willis then!
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And you're hangin' here?
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The basket ball playing Willis is 47, and good for him.And, yes, I'm hanging here. I've been married for 20 years. Where else would you suggest?
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100% less black background.
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Then you can reclaim your dominion as King of Last Posters. [p] Just a little paragraph test here.
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Try again. That's what hanging out at IMDb too much will do for your paragraph break skills.
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Gotta test somewhere
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It's a bitch.
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Artificially inflated the numbers so it registered in the top 10 that is
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We were together for 3 years before that. So I said 20. I was thinking it was closer to 20, but recently did the math. I met the woman who would be my wife 23 years ago, however. How, how time collapses into an inescapable, matter-destroying singularity.
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Now, I kinda want to.
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utter trash
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Never wanted to see it again, though.
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I saw some of the second one, can't remember if I saw all of it.
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That's the question.
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Yes, Natasha is still displaying quite nicely.
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Dec 08, 2010 3:53:57 PM CST
In the future, ye shall receive three "Star Wars" prequels.
by jackpumpkinhead
And yet many of ye shall dislike them. Such is the prophecy.
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And maybe this will go away. Just a thought.
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Another dweller of the Underworworld Orcus sees. A name Orcus is familiar with
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Very cool. Now, to test:
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Is the italic? Is it? Is this Bold!?
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What about strikthru? I want to be able to say you guys are is this strikthru? Or what about using the strike tag or using the s tag does this work? And, of course, underline
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Does underline work but doesn't if the tag is not closed? Very clever, if so. What about an href?
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What is I just type go to http://www.wooteam.com in the body? Just checking. You know how I am.
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I left an italic tag open.
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They've got this stuff down.
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When Orcus asks "why are you talking to yourself" you know it must be serious
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Dec 20, 2010 2:35:01 PM CST
At The Time, I Was Using The Formatting Features AICN Gave Us
by kevinwillis.net
But then they then took away. Like embedding pictures.
|img:http://memetrics.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/random-extremely-hot-chick-2.jpg| -
It appears that they have several servers with different names, running things a wee bit differently on each
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You gotta have the Formatting! prefs box checked to see the above picture, tho.
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Happy New Year Everyone!
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Happy New Year and whatnot too...
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Surprised more people don't get curious and check to see what "node/1" would be.
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Don't appreciate the early nodes anymore...
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...please don't mind me. Node 1 is a fine historical node to visit once in a while. It has proven to be a pleasant place to test html tags.
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Can you guys tell a brotha how to make a paragraph break on the NEW aicn?
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Mudatrucka!
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Okay. Did this do the trick? Let's see...
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Why JPT2?
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My original log on just wasn't working.
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Feb 23, 2011 4:29:31 PM CST
I Still Haven't Entirely Fixed the AICN Extra Stuff Mod . . .
by kevinwillis.net
Nobody seems to care, so I'm not going to worry about it. However, if it doesn't work at all for you, you can always update it. Mostly works, just doesn't do moderator black boxes right.
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I asked for a new password, and it wouldn't work.
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Orcus forgot. Silly Orcus
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Now and again. My AICN Extra Stuff mod needs more work, but they keep changing things. I can't be bothered! As long as it works for me (which it mostly does), I'll make do.
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Redd Foxx Standing by
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Nobody ever even thinks to come back here any more. What's up with that?
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He just takes his time
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Yay Orcus!
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I like turtles
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