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Species 2 spills forth

Published at: Sept. 1, 1997, midnight CST

My spy on SPECIES 2 has been quiet, gathering cool news for a loooong loooong time. Watching and listening, and now he/she/it (wouldn’t it be cool if the spy were an “it” on this project) is divulging all. Call them Jonesey and here is what the cat drug in:

“Species 2! It's been filming down here in Maryland for the last 50 days or so. Tonight, they just wrapped up principle photography. I got to help out the last 3 days, shooting the big ending! And trust me, it's definietly COOL!

Okay, let me give you the plot, in case you aren't 100% sure about what it is. USA has sent a shuttle to Mars, because apparently, we can. The mission is led by a dashing young astronaunt named Patrick. Partrick get's to Mars, and is somehow infected with an Alien virus and, surprise surprise, the virus contains the same DNA that created Sil in the first movie. Well, the crew comes back to Earth, and Patrick starts to mutate into a male "Sil" alien. Just like in the first movie, he goes around looking for a mate... or should I say "mates"....

*SPOILER*

Patrick goes around and "humps" virtually every hot girl he sees. And the instant he plants his seed, the females instantly become pregnant. I don't know how big you are on X-rated Japanese Animation, but if you've ever seen one of those movies where horny demons shoot large penis's out at innocent schoolgirls, then you'll get the idea of how Patrick impregnats the women. The new Alien/human babies grew up very fast, and trouble ensues....

ENTER EVERYONE WHO SURVIVED THE FIRST MOVIE (minus Forest Whitaker) Everyone is called back to help bring down Patrick and his offspring. Add James Cromwell as the "harden" senator who assembles everyone, and Bubba from Forrest Gump (I don't know how to spell his name) as an army guy whose helping them. But the most shocking member of the team is....drum role, please.....Another SIL! That's right, Natasha Henstridge has been brought back as the other Sil (remember in the first movie where they said they made two embryos with the Alien DNA) Will, they took the remaining embryo, made a new Sil, but this time, added some chemicals to make her good. With the help of the new Sil, the gang goes after Patrick....

Okay, your probably asking yourself, how else is this movie different form the first one? Well, to start, teh Alien creatures will be ENTIRELY PUPPETS! Remember how horrible the CGI was in the first movie? Well, they've learned from their mistakes. And trust me, there are a lot of puppets. COOL H.R. GEIGER PUPPETS!

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