Father Geek here with a note of relative importance...

On March 26th in the year 2228, James Tiberius Kirk is born.

While attending Starfleet Academy, Kirk becomes the only student to ever defeat the dreaded Kobyashi Maru simulation test (he does so by cheating). The highlight of his long and illustrious career with Starfleet is his stint as captain of the USS Enterprise... Well... that, and hitting on all those foxy alien chicks.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Captain...

From the staff of AICN and a world full of fans!