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THERE AND BACK AGAIN: A GEEK'S ADVENTURE! Harry Travels To Middle Earth

December 22nd, 2000. The day principle photography will end on the LORD OF THE RINGS trilogy.

This past weekend, folks traveled from all over the U.S. to come to that party I threw to celebrate and get down and dirty with a running over cup of cinema. Many told them they were insane to come. They know otherwise. There is an impulse within the film geek that makes a compulsion a reality. Camp outside the theater to guarantee possession of a STAR WARS ticket! Throw that OSCAR party! Create the best Halloween costume ever! And to others... you're a strange bird. Well, I'm an even bigger flightless funny fowl... I'm the one that has a history for flying to France for Vampire films. That cross-dresses for a chance to see a Jim Carrey comedy early. And now...

Now I fly to New Zealand just so I can be there when the final martini shot of this... the film with the greatest geek hope being made on Earth finishes. I want to be there at the battle of Minas Tirith. I want to see the look in the crew's eyes as they realize this shot is the last one. I want to see Jackson tie a strip of cloth about his brow and screams out, "This shot is for all the Dereks in the house!" heheheh...

Life is such a preciously short endeavor, and there are sets and places that one wishes with all their heart that they could have been witness to. The UNIVERSAL HORROR films... To be on set for FORBIDDEN PLANET! To be off camera watching Harrison Ford chasing and screaming at a little platoon of StormTroopers through the halls of the Death Star..... Imagine watching Kubrick film the jogging scene from 2001.... Watching the midgets working on the plane in CASABLANCA... For me, buying this ticket to New Zealand... To sit and to pay witness to this.... whether at great distance or 3 feet away.... well it is a joy. As I go, I remember an answer to a question I asked Peter Jackson

"20. What gets you shaking like a kid on Christmas Morning on this project? In otherwords, when you look at the films, what are you dying to capture on film, and how will you do it?

These types of intangible questions are the toughest. I guess I'm lucky to have only one!

I want to take movie-goers into Middle-earth, in a way that is believable and powerful.

Imagine this: 7000 years has gone by. We take a filmcrew to Helm's Deep ... it's now looking a little older, but still impresses as a mighty fortress. The Art Dept set to work, patching up holes and removing tourist signs. The current owner strikes a hard bargain, but New Line money finally gets us permission to film there for 6 weeks. Rohan heraldry is studied and faithfully reproduced. Theoden's original saddle is in a museum - far too valuable to use in the movie, but an exact copy is made. Archeological expeditions have unearthed an incredibly preserved mummified Uruk-hai carcass. We make exact prothestic copies of these viscous killers ... use CG to give us a 10,000 strong army. We have cast actors who look like Aragorn and Theoden. In an amazing casting coup, Legolas has agreed to return from Valinor with Gimli to recreate their part in this cinematic retelling of the events at the end of the Third Age. They stand on the battlements of the Deeping Wall, wind blowing in their hair, leading a group of extras proudly portraying the brave garrison of Rohan soldiers ... Uruk drums roll up the valley ... huge lighting rigs flash simulated lightening ... rain towers send gallons of water into the air ... on an assistant director's signal, twenty 35mm cameras start rolling simultaneously ... the battle of Helm's Deep is about to be captured on film.

Sure, it's not really THE LORD OF THE RINGS ... but it could still be a pretty damn cool movie.

Cheers, Peter J "

I'm going to New Zealand... and with any look... over the next 12 days, my fingers and this keyboard will take you as well... The greatest adventure is what lies ah... head....

P.S. To answer CryptKeeper below.... I am.

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by Zarozinia
Dec 12th, 2000
06:09:25 AM
you're not first
by Zarozinia
Dec 12th, 2000
06:09:55 AM
Hmmmmmmm........
by CryptKeeper
Dec 12th, 2000
06:15:03 AM
You lucky, lucky sod!
by Rosie Lass
Dec 12th, 2000
07:00:54 AM
Sorry, guys -- Harry's love of cinema is why I come here.
by Gurney
Dec 12th, 2000
07:02:31 AM
Hey, Harry. Maybe, you could crash the set in a black and white
by Tender Branson
Dec 12th, 2000
07:08:59 AM
I envy you!
by StanTheMan
Dec 12th, 2000
07:23:06 AM
Oh, puh-leeze
by Achilles
Dec 12th, 2000
07:31:39 AM
Double edged sword
by Jack Hit
Dec 12th, 2000
07:36:38 AM
Mass Appeal
by O_Propeliea
Dec 12th, 2000
07:38:40 AM
Hey Harry!
by ol' painless
Dec 12th, 2000
07:51:34 AM
No critical ability with regard to this project..
by Sepulchrave
Dec 12th, 2000
07:53:54 AM
Damn you, Harry!
by Pippin's Diamond
Dec 12th, 2000
07:54:11 AM
no credibility is right
by BjornBorg
Dec 12th, 2000
07:58:08 AM
Okay last minute check....
by RobinP
Dec 12th, 2000
08:02:24 AM
Yeah!
by FenrisWolf
Dec 12th, 2000
08:53:39 AM
Micha-Ghidra...
by Theta
Dec 12th, 2000
09:01:52 AM
Good Luck In the Land of Bungy Harry!
by Roger U. Roundly
Dec 12th, 2000
09:04:33 AM
Another D&D....pshaw!
by monkeylucifer
Dec 12th, 2000
09:24:59 AM
be careful Harry and a note on the money issue
by sundown
Dec 12th, 2000
09:25:10 AM
Does PJ Know You're Coming?
by Wilbur
Dec 12th, 2000
09:34:12 AM
I DON'T hate Harry
by moviet00l
Dec 12th, 2000
10:15:11 AM
SCI-FI Dune should have prepared you all...
by Peripheral
Dec 12th, 2000
10:21:32 AM
an interesting interpretation doesn't mean a dissapointment...
by sundown
Dec 12th, 2000
10:52:55 AM
the bastards rubbing it in
by Dragonfire
Dec 12th, 2000
11:30:46 AM
In The Darkest Depths of Mordor, I Met A Girl So Fair...
by Buzz Maverik
Dec 12th, 2000
11:39:54 AM
Dragonfire - I can sympathise...
by brokentusk
Dec 12th, 2000
12:02:49 PM
Reposted from the trilogy debate last LOTR TB: For the love of D
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 12th, 2000
12:43:15 PM
random thoughts
by JMYoda
Dec 12th, 2000
01:09:55 PM
Bring back something cool..
by Lizzybeth
Dec 12th, 2000
03:04:55 PM
hey skyway
by sundown
Dec 12th, 2000
03:19:04 PM
Hey HARRY ! i live in Wellington NZ ! can i come see the set? pl
by iamjacksusername
Dec 12th, 2000
03:25:35 PM
Harry vs. the Maori
by lester_long
Dec 12th, 2000
03:36:56 PM
hey sundown...
by Skyway Moaters
Dec 12th, 2000
03:49:31 PM
Who's Paying? The Answer Might Surprise You.
by TheRealMoriarty
Dec 12th, 2000
04:05:47 PM
The failure of the Dune miniseries proves one thing:
by Studio Lackey
Dec 12th, 2000
04:11:23 PM
Failure? The Dune mini was no failure
by Drath
Dec 12th, 2000
04:30:13 PM
great trip, Harry
by EmperorCaligula
Dec 12th, 2000
05:01:40 PM
Off-topic BS
by Theta
Dec 12th, 2000
05:51:12 PM
I DON'T WANT TO ANNOY TOO MANY PEOPLE, BUT ...
by timmer33
Dec 12th, 2000
06:46:19 PM
Movie critics and all that jazz
by Logisch
Dec 12th, 2000
07:03:57 PM
ATTN HARRY & PETER JACKSON: Alan Lee and John Howe -
by LeeW
Dec 12th, 2000
07:17:33 PM
another Q and A
by JackLint
Dec 12th, 2000
07:44:39 PM
re: timmer33
by Elros20
Dec 12th, 2000
08:20:31 PM
subjective smudgective Trimmer listen up!
by sundown
Dec 12th, 2000
08:58:43 PM
Timmer33
by swavill
Dec 12th, 2000
09:14:49 PM
about harry's career perks...
by AlecBings
Dec 12th, 2000
09:38:42 PM
re: (again) timmor33
by oldTolkienfan
Dec 12th, 2000
09:48:01 PM
addendum...
by oldTolkienfan
Dec 12th, 2000
09:52:27 PM
Harry did you really buy your own airline ticket? Or did New Lin
by Troublemaker2000
Dec 12th, 2000
11:54:42 PM
RE:Trimmer33
by O_Propeliea
Dec 12th, 2000
11:59:58 PM
Misplaced Words
by O_Propeliea
Dec 13th, 2000
12:26:37 AM
An attempt to draw goofy
by jedimonkey2
Dec 13th, 2000
02:04:32 AM
remember "the hobbit" cartoon?...
by jedimonkey2
Dec 13th, 2000
02:06:48 AM
Darkest Depths of Mordor
by DoubleJack
Dec 13th, 2000
03:55:23 AM
Chewbacco = GEEEK in denial
by JMYoda
Dec 13th, 2000
04:54:35 AM
Fantasy and Sci-Fi
by Jack Hit
Dec 13th, 2000
05:10:30 AM
Pedantry at its highest
by FireAndRain
Dec 13th, 2000
05:14:30 AM
Speculative Fiction
by JMYoda
Dec 13th, 2000
06:44:14 AM
THANKS FOR ALL THE FEEDBACK - I THINK I'LL BE BUYING THESE BOOKS
by timmer33
Dec 13th, 2000
03:53:45 PM
Cryptkeeper part 2...
by 0007
Dec 13th, 2000
07:51:09 PM
Jack Hit
by morpheus
Dec 13th, 2000
10:20:08 PM
For the love of jesus
by critical_theory
Dec 14th, 2000
12:33:34 AM
For the Attention of Jesus H Christ
by Sepulchrave
Dec 14th, 2000
01:51:00 AM
Timmer33
by EmperorCaligula
Dec 14th, 2000
06:45:20 AM
How Harry makes money
by Gurney
Dec 14th, 2000
11:46:47 AM
THANK YOU SO MUCH GURNEY FOR TAKING ME SERIOUSLY...IT ALL MAKES
by 0007
Dec 14th, 2000
05:17:57 PM

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