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CORRECTION! Paul "SOLDIER" Anderson to direct Cruise for DEATH RACE 3000

Hey folks, Harry here. The following story was WRONG. Both me and The Hollywood Reporter got our facts screwed up, but here is the truth to the matter. In the last 72 hours I have heard 3 different directors for this remake of DEATH RACE 2000. First, it was Paul Verhoeven, which I now know was a misunderstanding between me and my source (someone involved in the film). Specifically, I said, "Gosh who's directing it... Paul Verhoeven?" and right as I said Paul, the source (extremely high up) started laughing and didn't hear the Verhoeven. Then seemed shocked that I 'guessed' it. Well, I held the story for a couple of days... Went to run it, when I saw the Hollywood Reporter's story saying that Paul Thomas Anderson was directing. Now, as excited as I was about Paul Verhoeven... Paul Thomas Anderson really got me jonesed for the project. But now it has been made VERY CLEAR by a good dozen or so sources that Paul Thomas Anderson is not involved, but rather... Paul Anderson, director of EVENT HORIZON, MORTAL KOMBAT and SOLDIER. I loathe those three films as movies that put style over substance, that personify the lack of humanity and soul in film. I hate those three movies completely. And I am completely and 100% unexcited about DEATH RACE 3000. I wish them the best of luck. I want Paul Anderson to magically become a real director instead of the wooden one he's been thus far. But I'd like to apologize to you fans that may have, for a brief amount of time been excited about this project. Currently... I am not.

Ya know, In a million years I don't expect you to believe this story but... Ya know, it happens to be true. It seems that some time back, I hear around 8 months ago, Tom Cruise acquired the rights to remake DEATH RACE 2000. And then a little birdy told me that he wants Paul Thomas Anderson to direct it, while Tom produces, but doesn't star in it.

Now folks, I don't know about you, but the mere concept of what would happen if Anderson and DEATH RACE 2000 should ever actually make it to screen... Ahhhhhh god, that'd be soooo cool. The word is that they have talked, but that no DEAL has been cemented as of yet. They are 'exploring' the concept at the moment.

Just imagine an Unrated Paul DEATH RACE 2000 movie. It'd be gloriously anti-MPAA. Be assured that I'm keeping my eye on this project... It's got my curiousity roaring for info. SO if you have any... let me know!

WHOA! THat is weirrrrrd! No sooner do I post this story up than, I go over to THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER and... there in all it's glory is a story reporting the same darn thing! How friggin weird is that?!?!? They did have additional details though... That it is being called DEATH RACE 3000 and is being written by J.F. LAWTON. Sigh... Oh well... I'm still excited!

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Excellent.
by 60091
Jul 11th, 1999
11:47:00 PM
Well, ain't that the bee's knees!
by FreeRide_n
Jul 11th, 1999
11:54:15 PM
Don't fuck this movie up?
by FreeRide_n
Jul 11th, 1999
11:57:00 PM
"Hey! I just stepped in some REMAKE!"
by Uncapie
Jul 12th, 1999
12:17:50 AM
am i going out of my mind?
by tommy five-tone
Jul 12th, 1999
12:22:59 AM
Paul Thomas Anderson's next
by PipsOrcle
Jul 12th, 1999
12:26:03 AM
not paul THOMAS anderson...
by Gag Halfrunt
Jul 12th, 1999
01:27:17 AM
Paul not Thomas Anderson
by marwood
Jul 12th, 1999
03:09:35 AM
films about the future
by paragonian
Jul 12th, 1999
03:38:45 AM
Veddy interesting....
by W. Leach
Jul 12th, 1999
05:10:59 AM
It would be cool to bring Stallone back on the ship.
by spike lee
Jul 12th, 1999
07:13:53 AM
It's Chinese New Year!
by Anton_Sirius
Jul 12th, 1999
08:04:56 AM

by Spanker
Jul 12th, 1999
09:27:29 AM
MAGNOLIA ANYONE....
by Spanker
Jul 12th, 1999
09:28:59 AM
dead race
by angel
Jul 12th, 1999
10:04:21 AM
PTA vs. Paul Anderson
by Dathcha
Jul 12th, 1999
10:05:05 AM
J.F. Lawton? Oh, no...
by Serdar Yegulalp
Jul 12th, 1999
11:23:03 AM
Originality Please!
by VampireLestat
Jul 12th, 1999
11:43:58 AM
Seventies Scfi-fi still rules!
by jasper Stillwell
Jul 12th, 1999
12:08:00 PM
hey...neat...
by Wally West
Jul 12th, 1999
01:29:39 PM
DEATH RACE 3000 GROOVY BABY
by Tetzel
Jul 12th, 1999
01:38:03 PM
Why are people so stupid?
by busorama
Jul 12th, 1999
01:58:29 PM
DEATHRACE 3000 - WRONG DIRECTOR CREDITED
by agent86
Jul 12th, 1999
02:43:24 PM
anderson
by brendanm
Jul 12th, 1999
02:45:39 PM
No way!!!!! A remake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
by Jaws
Jul 12th, 1999
02:48:39 PM
Bee's knee's?
by 60091
Jul 12th, 1999
04:22:24 PM
Stop dissing Event Horizon!!!
by Gag Halfrunt
Jul 13th, 1999
01:47:38 AM
Ditto on Event Horizon, Man
by Pol Rua
Jul 13th, 1999
02:45:48 AM
I'll third that motion for Event Horizon
by Obee Juan
Jul 13th, 1999
10:32:30 AM
test
by GimGim D'Grim
Jul 14th, 1999
10:11:11 AM
re: sows purse from silk ear
by crackers
Jul 30th, 1999
05:34:51 AM
Did the Clam God allow Tom to make this?
by Wolfpack
Aug 11th, 2006
12:14:20 PM

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