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Microwavable zaps Edward Zwick's THE BLOOD DIAMOND at an early test screening!

Hey folks, Harry here with a test screening review of Ed Zwick's THE BLOOD DIAMOND, due out December 16, later this year. From the sound of this review - this may be Zwick's best film in quite some time. Now remember - this is a very early review of a rough cut of the film, without the final music, editing, color work and effects work. So Zwick will only be fine tuning it from here on out, but from the sound of it... he's made a pretty great film. Let's hope this part of the process helps him to refine the final elements till we're left with a truly great Zwick flick! Here's Microwavable with the low-down...

Heyo -

Username microwavable? here, I just caught the 8/24 Chicago screening of the new Edward Zwick flick "The Blood Diamond," starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Djimon Hounsou, and Jennifer Connelly. Not a bad movie overall, but let me be the first lame-o to say it's a . . . wait for it . . . diamond in the rough. ZING!

The film was mostly finished, with silly Times New Roman titles and odd music recycled from "The Road to Perdition." It clocked in at somewhere around 2 hours and 40 minutes (though I can't be sure since they swiped my cell phone).

It tells of the emerging indignities associated with diamond mining and trading in South African countries, an issue that the movie (and perhaps many diamond retailers) will ultimately tell you peaked in the late 1990s. Hounsou stars as Solomon Vandy, an African fisherman whose family gets swept up by a nasty group of rebel fighters funded by diamonds mined in the area. DiCaprio is Danny Archer, an African mercenary of sorts who chases diamonds, and Connelly is Maddy Bowen, a cliched American knockout journalist with an edge. Solomon and Danny team up to seek a huge diamond that Danny discovered and hid while enslaved, and Maddy just kind of cheers them on while bemoaning the injustices of it all.

DiCaprio carries an accent that is bizzare at first, kind of like the Crocodile Hunter crossed with that annoying African bit Brad Pitt does for a minute in "Meet Joe Black." His character is a gun-toting meathead, with an ongoing internal struggle about whether he's partaking his quest for riches or for African family values. It's a little vapid on paper, but DiCaprio makes it work.

However, he's clearly overshadowed by the chops of Hounsou throughout the entire movie. It's striking. The plot centers around Solomon and how he is forced to barter his hidden diamond for his lost family - and every scene in that tale is gritty and feels authentic. However, the film tries to interweave this thread with Danny and his own sort of live-free-die-hard values. It'd work if DiCaprio's character were pared down to a sort of Jack Sparrow type, but something is wrong when more time is devoted to Danny idly kissing Maddy than Solomon's climactic confrontation with his troubled son. It's just too Hollywood for a moment or two.

This movie is clearly adults-only, as the violence is off the charts. Some guy in the discussion panel compared the gun battles to "Total Recall," and that felt about right. Of course, they aren't as silly, but just as gut-wrenching. In fact, all of the action sequences feel sort of like a mix between "City of God" and "Clear and Present Danger."

It's cool that Hollywood is banking more politcal/suspense movies lately, and one could chalk this one up somewhere between "Hotel Rwanda" and "Syriana." But some edges in "The Blood Diamond" need trimming before it really glosses.

Of course, any movie that has Leonardo DiCaprio killing a baboon with a pocket knife gets a wacky bonus.

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But does Jennifer Connelly get naked...?
by Negative Man
Aug 24th, 2006
11:45:12 PM
I'll see it
by JohnnyS2
Aug 24th, 2006
11:58:23 PM
WELL
by THE KNIGHT
Aug 25th, 2006
12:08:56 AM
Violence in 'Total Recall' off the charts?
by veritasses
Aug 25th, 2006
12:22:49 AM
wow
by BadMrWonka
Aug 25th, 2006
12:24:13 AM
it's ed zwick's greatest movie since last samurai
by Holodigm
Aug 25th, 2006
12:29:58 AM
"ASS TO ASS!"
by crayotic
Aug 25th, 2006
12:41:16 AM
swiped his cell phone????
by nijoty
Aug 25th, 2006
01:38:49 AM
"DiCaprio Killing A Baboon With A Pocket Knife"
by Darth Fabulous
Aug 25th, 2006
01:51:04 AM
Good review
by Ribbons
Aug 25th, 2006
02:51:45 AM
so it's a mix
by Windowlicker74
Aug 25th, 2006
04:09:09 AM
Times New Roman rocks!
by Bobo_Vision
Aug 25th, 2006
04:12:22 AM
bobo
by BadMrWonka
Aug 25th, 2006
05:10:11 AM
You had me at...
by MattCG
Aug 25th, 2006
06:09:29 AM
I loved Last Samurai
by DarthMartel
Aug 25th, 2006
07:18:48 AM
"emerging indignities"
by JackRabbitSlim
Aug 25th, 2006
08:09:55 AM
I don't get why Hollywood thinks Leo is a tough guy.
by brycemonkey
Aug 25th, 2006
08:27:40 AM
re: Connelly naked
by microwavable?
Aug 25th, 2006
08:33:35 AM
Romancing the Blood Diamond
by jackinitraw
Aug 25th, 2006
09:15:55 AM
Who wants to see the current, gaunt Connelly naked?
by Osmosis Jones
Aug 25th, 2006
10:06:16 AM
Hollywood Boobie Snatchers
by nemesisdarkside
Aug 25th, 2006
12:27:04 PM
Give Leo a chance on the action front.
by Teamwak
Aug 25th, 2006
01:25:58 PM
i liked the last samurai too
by waggy
Aug 25th, 2006
03:30:00 PM
waggy
by Chingachgook
Aug 25th, 2006
06:57:55 PM
Has anybody said this yet?
by TheRealRatigan
Aug 25th, 2006
11:56:31 PM
Intense Gunfights? I'm THERE!
by Wesley Snipes
Aug 27th, 2006
09:42:53 AM
Hope they don't destroy Africa
by tobybarlowny
Aug 29th, 2006
09:37:39 PM

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