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Published on Thursday, June 8, 2006 - 4:15am |
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Alfonso Cuaron's THE CHILDREN OF MEN says we'll all be infertile in two years! Better get humping!
Hey folks, Harry here... Cuaron is brilliant. He's absolutely perfect so far as a director. Making consecutively great films for the last 11 years. And it seems he's done it again with his THE CHILDREN OF MEN. This opens September 29th this year, which can not get here soon enough for me. The first word I got tonight came from some coolguy, briefly:
I just got back from the first showing of the film children of men. Let me start off by saying it is an excellent film. Clive Owen solidifies his status as being one of the top leading men. Michael Caine is hilarious in a role you wouldn't expect him in. The real driving force of this film though is Alfonso Cuaron. There are two sequences in this film that are just downright masterpieces of filmmaking. Both are extended long shots. I wont go into what happens, because it's best to be experienced without knowing before hand. But expect to hear nothing but good things about this film. I've never read the book, so I couldn't say how it compares, but it truly is a great film.
Then there was this longer piece by The Spikey Spartan. And together - their takes on the film have me beyond excited. Here ya go, watch out for spoilers in this one...
Alfonso Cuaron confuses me. Maybe "amazes" is a better word for it. He makes the best Harry Potter movie (in my opinion), he made a great coming of age movie with Y Tu Mama Tambien, he did children's fantasy with The Little Princess, and now he's channeled his inner-Kubrick and made a drama set in the future with The Children of Men. Good for him
diversify, my father always said.
I found myself confused several times throughout the movie, trying to grasp on to what exactly what happening. But the story is actually quite simple: It takes place in 2027. It has been 18 years since the last baby was born in the world. Something has happened and all of the world?s people have been rendered infertile. In the ensuing years, the world has basically turned to shit. Especially in London, where this takes place. Martial Law. Warring factions. You know how nasty that can get. Theo (Clive Owen) is a former activist who gets pulled into quite a "Hero's Journey" when he's asked by his estranged ex-wife (Julianne Moore) to make sure a girl gets out of the madness and into safety. You see, this girl is pregnant
and she and her baby hold the keys to the survival of the human race. This journey (near odyssey) introduces us to a slew of characters who threaten to undermine the mission, those who are martyrs for the mission, and those who just can't accept that the mission is actually happening at all.
Clive Owen is forced to carry the picture and does a good job with it. He knows how to play the reluctant hero and grounds his character with the same disbelief and exhaustion that I felt at times. Julianne Moore doesn't stick around for a whole helluva lot of time, but works well as the catalyst for the story. In the fucking brilliant category is Michael Caine. He plays Jasper, an old pot-smoking hippie buddy of Clive's and it seems to be that this wasn't one of the roles the old pro took for money. He sells the hell out of this and it's nice to see this nice, proper British institution of a man toking some weed ("Strawberry Cough," he calls it) and being a laid-back, but vital, part of the journey.
So let's talk about Mr. Cuaron. What he has crafted here is, simply, the most disturbing view of the future I've seen. Now, I've seen a lot of movies and way too much TV. So, like you, I know how poorly the future can be painted on the big screen. This, though, is so fucking effective because it seems so real. It's pure "dare I say it " cinema verite. In the future, that is. With just about every shot and every bit of production design, he has created a raw look. A very real look. Lots of handheld camera, but not shaky-cam. Lots of long, moving takes, but not crisp dolly shots. And, yet, because of the tone and the vision, I kept thinking that Cuaron, like I said before, was channelling Stanley Kubrick more than anyone else. He puts the audience in the middle of the turbulent urban violence but directly into the heart of the drama. This is how a good documentary would capture Theo's journey. It's insanely well-directed.
Now, when we watch documentaries, there's a lot we take for granted and there's a lot that gets explained via narration or text. Here, we get nothing. We get no long speeches which set up the storyline, we get no solid explanation of the factions at war, and we get all the benefit of the doubt that we'll pick up on the important bits of information through the dialogue. I applaud this. But, maybe my mind wandered a few too many times when I couldn't quite latch onto what was happening and why. There are classes of citizens Fujis (Fugees?) and Zens and, worse, Zen-Fujis
who are basically the lowest form (read: poorest) of people. There are strange prison situations. There's basically a lot of shit in the background of this story that I didn't quite pick up. The good news was that I could always just ease back and know that the point of the story was just to get that girl (named "Key") and her child to safety.
So, what am I left with here? I can honestly recommend this movie to those who feel like science-fiction and films about the future have been co-opted by flying cars. It's got a little Clockwork Orange in it. A little 28 Days Later. A little bit of The Wall. A little Blade Runner. And a whole lot of **insert war documentary here.** I can't say that it was a fun movie, but I don't think that was necessarily it's intention. Minority Report it is not. It is, though, a movie that I respect and a movie that I gotta give a second look at. It kept me interested and entertained, but it's probably one of those things that the allegories and metaphors become clearer on repeated viewings.
We don't get a ton of previews here in Mountain View, California. We don't get A LOT of stuff here. So, I'm pretty proud to be able to write in about this movie. if you print this, call me The Spikey Spartan.
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Reader Talkback
Clive Owen by jasper Stillwell | Jun 8th, 2006 04:19:28 AM | PLANT! by DocPazuzu | Jun 8th, 2006 04:23:43 AM | Interesting... by photoboy | Jun 8th, 2006 04:23:56 AM | PLEASE direct Potter 6 and
7!!! by all | Jun 8th, 2006 04:26:37 AM | Jarv - Unfortunately Yes by CRanapia | Jun 8th, 2006 05:08:15 AM | Zarqawi is dead by VanLingoMungo | Jun 8th, 2006 05:09:35 AM | Grammar by sparkytb2005 | Jun 8th, 2006 05:19:55 AM | First, Sounds interesting, and
Zarqawi is dead by VanLingoMungo | Jun 8th, 2006 05:20:46 AM | I thought this article was for
the trailer... by Ribbons | Jun 8th, 2006 05:23:52 AM | ?I?m impressed? by godoffireinhell | Jun 8th, 2006 05:45:11 AM | Waring factions? by pammybabe | Jun 8th, 2006 05:51:04 AM | by CRanapia | Jun 8th, 2006 06:09:01 AM | cuaron is a great director by newc0253 | Jun 8th, 2006 06:09:05 AM | Here's an idea by thatpeterguy | Jun 8th, 2006 06:54:39 AM | The Warring Factions are the
Omegas by Monkey Butler | Jun 8th, 2006 06:59:03 AM | Jasper, by thatpeterguy | Jun 8th, 2006 07:00:59 AM | that first "review" by godoffireinhell | Jun 8th, 2006 07:07:34 AM | was this a rejected Sliders
script? by durhay | Jun 8th, 2006 07:15:09 AM | So there's one prego chick
left?... by Kid Z | Jun 8th, 2006 07:31:56 AM | Hard to buy the concept... by JackRabbitSlim | Jun 8th, 2006 08:29:45 AM | The Man with the Golden Cock by Gunschlinger | Jun 8th, 2006 08:36:54 AM | Sounds ridiculous....just
fucking ridiculous by Doctor_Sin | Jun 8th, 2006 08:44:11 AM | Sounds like 2019: After the
Fall of New York. by Borgnine JR | Jun 8th, 2006 08:45:02 AM | One really amusing element of
these post-apoc flix... by Roguewriter | Jun 8th, 2006 08:50:51 AM | I concur, Doc Paz &
godoffireinhell by Tony Mike Hall | Jun 8th, 2006 08:53:04 AM | Who cares...and a funny
Julliane Moore story by UncleEthan | Jun 8th, 2006 09:22:31 AM | thatpeterguy by jasper Stillwell | Jun 8th, 2006 09:34:11 AM | We'll all be infertile in
two years. by cookylamoo | Jun 8th, 2006 09:46:07 AM | Re: The Children of Men by jasper Stillwell | Jun 8th, 2006 09:47:07 AM | Sounds a bit like a movie I
once saw... by brycemonkey | Jun 8th, 2006 10:00:23 AM | Julianne Moore is a whore
(that rhymes) by Tony Mike Hall | Jun 8th, 2006 10:31:08 AM | You guys are so sad it
makes me laugh by Lovecraftfan | Jun 8th, 2006 10:35:42 AM | Speaking of Spartans.... by Trevor Goodchild | Jun 8th, 2006 10:54:29 AM | No fertility? by Trevor Goodchild | Jun 8th, 2006 10:56:35 AM | Jasper by thatpeterguy | Jun 8th, 2006 11:00:24 AM | Actually Tony... by UncleEthan | Jun 8th, 2006 11:05:15 AM | Burned into my retina by jasper Stillwell | Jun 8th, 2006 11:11:26 AM | Law's only great
performance... by brycemonkey | Jun 8th, 2006 11:21:24 AM | Law can be brilliant by Lovecraftfan | Jun 8th, 2006 11:24:56 AM | Bryce by jasper Stillwell | Jun 8th, 2006 11:28:03 AM | A I by jasper Stillwell | Jun 8th, 2006 11:32:28 AM | two years!? by Holodigm | Jun 8th, 2006 11:39:47 AM | agreed jasper... by brycemonkey | Jun 8th, 2006 11:41:21 AM | Thanks, Jarv, that sounds a
little more feasible. by Roguewriter | Jun 8th, 2006 11:41:56 AM | Arf! by jasper Stillwell | Jun 8th, 2006 11:51:17 AM | You couldnt get into him in
AI. Really by Lovecraftfan | Jun 8th, 2006 12:27:16 PM | This can't be better than
'Cyborg' by ATARI | Jun 8th, 2006 12:29:00 PM | AI Part 2 by jasper Stillwell | Jun 8th, 2006 12:34:03 PM | Grammar by jasper Stillwell | Jun 8th, 2006 12:35:55 PM | Oh well Lovecraft... by brycemonkey | Jun 8th, 2006 12:38:14 PM | Toking up... by Roguewriter | Jun 8th, 2006 01:11:58 PM | Leave UncleEthan alone,
anchorite by Tony Mike Hall | Jun 8th, 2006 01:27:01 PM | On a serious note anchorite... by brycemonkey | Jun 8th, 2006 01:35:52 PM | Julianne Moore by Lovecraftfan | Jun 8th, 2006 01:48:06 PM | So many people so wrong at the
same time! by OurManInMontr | Jun 8th, 2006 02:08:08 PM | by TheBlackKnight | Jun 8th, 2006 02:11:57 PM | i am the first reviewer,
coolguy by sandisoverrated | Jun 8th, 2006 02:13:19 PM | sandisoverrated, Lovecraftfan,
TheBlackKnight by Tony Mike Hall | Jun 8th, 2006 02:27:40 PM | Clive Owen by reelgriff | Jun 8th, 2006 02:29:12 PM | Tony Mike Hall by Lovecraftfan | Jun 8th, 2006 02:51:21 PM | Actually Lovecraft Fan... by CRanapia | Jun 8th, 2006 03:41:38 PM | Anchorite... by UncleEthan | Jun 8th, 2006 04:08:10 PM | What I really like is how
Uncle Ethan... by Roguewriter | Jun 8th, 2006 04:25:06 PM | CRanapia by Lovecraftfan | Jun 8th, 2006 04:31:38 PM | Roguewriter... by UncleEthan | Jun 8th, 2006 04:34:18 PM | I know a dude... by brycemonkey | Jun 8th, 2006 04:54:27 PM | milking nic cage? by Holodigm | Jun 8th, 2006 05:21:27 PM | "Milking Nic Cage" = "Being
John Malkovich" by Doctor_Sin | Jun 8th, 2006 05:27:02 PM | Lovecraftfan & Cutting Cuaron
Slack by CRanapia | Jun 8th, 2006 05:27:28 PM | And If I'm Wrong And
Harry's Right... by CRanapia | Jun 8th, 2006 05:29:30 PM | hey by frank cotton | Jun 8th, 2006 05:41:05 PM | Commercial film- CRanapia by Lovecraftfan | Jun 8th, 2006 05:43:22 PM | and another thing by frank cotton | Jun 8th, 2006 05:44:23 PM | yet one more thing by frank cotton | Jun 8th, 2006 05:48:47 PM | Frank - I Don't Think Jude
Law Is a 'Bad Actor' by CRanapia | Jun 8th, 2006 08:08:45 PM | anchorite, seriously now by thatpeterguy | Jun 8th, 2006 08:22:08 PM | At long last, it all finally
makes perfect sense. by ExcaliburFfolkes | Jun 8th, 2006 08:40:57 PM | Ffolkes... by UncleEthan | Jun 8th, 2006 08:48:00 PM | CRANAPIA by frank cotton | Jun 8th, 2006 10:03:04 PM | a word on weed by frank cotton | Jun 8th, 2006 10:13:47 PM | Not gibberish by Lovecraftfan | Jun 8th, 2006 10:34:32 PM | Frank Cotton by thatpeterguy | Jun 8th, 2006 10:35:44 PM | Right on! by UncleEthan | Jun 8th, 2006 10:50:37 PM | Holodigm - many LOLs! by scrumdiddly | Jun 9th, 2006 12:13:27 AM | frank cotton by brycemonkey | Jun 9th, 2006 09:05:09 AM | Drugs are great by JackRabbitSlim | Jun 9th, 2006 10:38:57 AM | lookin' forward to it by blackthought | Jun 9th, 2006 07:03:15 PM | Sign Me Up by Evil Chicken | Jun 10th, 2006 07:33:07 AM | i'm willing to bet by frank cotton | Jun 11th, 2006 12:38:48 PM | Stunning ignorance. by Andy_Christ | Jun 12th, 2006 09:09:53 AM | The film is brilliant by krzys | Nov 29th, 2006 03:39:18 PM |
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