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Alfonso Cuaron's THE CHILDREN OF MEN says we'll all be infertile in two years! Better get humping!

Hey folks, Harry here... Cuaron is brilliant. He's absolutely perfect so far as a director. Making consecutively great films for the last 11 years. And it seems he's done it again with his THE CHILDREN OF MEN. This opens September 29th this year, which can not get here soon enough for me. The first word I got tonight came from some coolguy, briefly:

I just got back from the first showing of the film children of men. Let me start off by saying it is an excellent film. Clive Owen solidifies his status as being one of the top leading men. Michael Caine is hilarious in a role you wouldn't expect him in. The real driving force of this film though is Alfonso Cuaron. There are two sequences in this film that are just downright masterpieces of filmmaking. Both are extended long shots. I wont go into what happens, because it's best to be experienced without knowing before hand. But expect to hear nothing but good things about this film. I've never read the book, so I couldn't say how it compares, but it truly is a great film.

Then there was this longer piece by The Spikey Spartan. And together - their takes on the film have me beyond excited. Here ya go, watch out for spoilers in this one...

Alfonso Cuaron confuses me. Maybe "amazes" is a better word for it. He makes the best Harry Potter movie (in my opinion), he made a great coming of age movie with Y Tu Mama Tambien, he did children's fantasy with The Little Princess, and now he's channeled his inner-Kubrick and made a drama set in the future with The Children of Men. Good for him diversify, my father always said.

I found myself confused several times throughout the movie, trying to grasp on to what exactly what happening. But the story is actually quite simple: It takes place in 2027. It has been 18 years since the last baby was born in the world. Something has happened and all of the world?s people have been rendered infertile. In the ensuing years, the world has basically turned to shit. Especially in London, where this takes place. Martial Law. Warring factions. You know how nasty that can get. Theo (Clive Owen) is a former activist who gets pulled into quite a "Hero's Journey" when he's asked by his estranged ex-wife (Julianne Moore) to make sure a girl gets out of the madness and into safety. You see, this girl is pregnant and she and her baby hold the keys to the survival of the human race. This journey (near odyssey) introduces us to a slew of characters who threaten to undermine the mission, those who are martyrs for the mission, and those who just can't accept that the mission is actually happening at all.

Clive Owen is forced to carry the picture and does a good job with it. He knows how to play the reluctant hero and grounds his character with the same disbelief and exhaustion that I felt at times. Julianne Moore doesn't stick around for a whole helluva lot of time, but works well as the catalyst for the story. In the fucking brilliant category is Michael Caine. He plays Jasper, an old pot-smoking hippie buddy of Clive's and it seems to be that this wasn't one of the roles the old pro took for money. He sells the hell out of this and it's nice to see this nice, proper British institution of a man toking some weed ("Strawberry Cough," he calls it) and being a laid-back, but vital, part of the journey.

So let's talk about Mr. Cuaron. What he has crafted here is, simply, the most disturbing view of the future I've seen. Now, I've seen a lot of movies and way too much TV. So, like you, I know how poorly the future can be painted on the big screen. This, though, is so fucking effective because it seems so real. It's pure "dare I say it " cinema verite. In the future, that is. With just about every shot and every bit of production design, he has created a raw look. A very real look. Lots of handheld camera, but not shaky-cam. Lots of long, moving takes, but not crisp dolly shots. And, yet, because of the tone and the vision, I kept thinking that Cuaron, like I said before, was channelling Stanley Kubrick more than anyone else. He puts the audience in the middle of the turbulent urban violence but directly into the heart of the drama. This is how a good documentary would capture Theo's journey. It's insanely well-directed.

Now, when we watch documentaries, there's a lot we take for granted and there's a lot that gets explained via narration or text. Here, we get nothing. We get no long speeches which set up the storyline, we get no solid explanation of the factions at war, and we get all the benefit of the doubt that we'll pick up on the important bits of information through the dialogue. I applaud this. But, maybe my mind wandered a few too many times when I couldn't quite latch onto what was happening and why. There are classes of citizens Fujis (Fugees?) and Zens and, worse, Zen-Fujis who are basically the lowest form (read: poorest) of people. There are strange prison situations. There's basically a lot of shit in the background of this story that I didn't quite pick up. The good news was that I could always just ease back and know that the point of the story was just to get that girl (named "Key") and her child to safety.

So, what am I left with here? I can honestly recommend this movie to those who feel like science-fiction and films about the future have been co-opted by flying cars. It's got a little Clockwork Orange in it. A little 28 Days Later. A little bit of The Wall. A little Blade Runner. And a whole lot of **insert war documentary here.** I can't say that it was a fun movie, but I don't think that was necessarily it's intention. Minority Report it is not. It is, though, a movie that I respect and a movie that I gotta give a second look at. It kept me interested and entertained, but it's probably one of those things that the allegories and metaphors become clearer on repeated viewings.

We don't get a ton of previews here in Mountain View, California. We don't get A LOT of stuff here. So, I'm pretty proud to be able to write in about this movie. if you print this, call me The Spikey Spartan.

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Clive Owen
by jasper Stillwell
Jun 8th, 2006
04:19:28 AM
PLANT!
by DocPazuzu
Jun 8th, 2006
04:23:43 AM
Interesting...
by photoboy
Jun 8th, 2006
04:23:56 AM
PLEASE direct Potter 6 and 7!!!
by all
Jun 8th, 2006
04:26:37 AM
Jarv - Unfortunately Yes
by CRanapia
Jun 8th, 2006
05:08:15 AM
Zarqawi is dead
by VanLingoMungo
Jun 8th, 2006
05:09:35 AM
Grammar
by sparkytb2005
Jun 8th, 2006
05:19:55 AM
First, Sounds interesting, and Zarqawi is dead
by VanLingoMungo
Jun 8th, 2006
05:20:46 AM
I thought this article was for the trailer...
by Ribbons
Jun 8th, 2006
05:23:52 AM
?I?m impressed?
by godoffireinhell
Jun 8th, 2006
05:45:11 AM
Waring factions?
by pammybabe
Jun 8th, 2006
05:51:04 AM

by CRanapia
Jun 8th, 2006
06:09:01 AM
cuaron is a great director
by newc0253
Jun 8th, 2006
06:09:05 AM
Here's an idea
by thatpeterguy
Jun 8th, 2006
06:54:39 AM
The Warring Factions are the Omegas
by Monkey Butler
Jun 8th, 2006
06:59:03 AM
Jasper,
by thatpeterguy
Jun 8th, 2006
07:00:59 AM
that first "review"
by godoffireinhell
Jun 8th, 2006
07:07:34 AM
was this a rejected Sliders script?
by durhay
Jun 8th, 2006
07:15:09 AM
So there's one prego chick left?...
by Kid Z
Jun 8th, 2006
07:31:56 AM
Hard to buy the concept...
by JackRabbitSlim
Jun 8th, 2006
08:29:45 AM
The Man with the Golden Cock
by Gunschlinger
Jun 8th, 2006
08:36:54 AM
Sounds ridiculous....just fucking ridiculous
by Doctor_Sin
Jun 8th, 2006
08:44:11 AM
Sounds like 2019: After the Fall of New York.
by Borgnine JR
Jun 8th, 2006
08:45:02 AM
One really amusing element of these post-apoc flix...
by Roguewriter
Jun 8th, 2006
08:50:51 AM
I concur, Doc Paz & godoffireinhell
by Tony Mike Hall
Jun 8th, 2006
08:53:04 AM
Who cares...and a funny Julliane Moore story
by UncleEthan
Jun 8th, 2006
09:22:31 AM
thatpeterguy
by jasper Stillwell
Jun 8th, 2006
09:34:11 AM
We'll all be infertile in two years.
by cookylamoo
Jun 8th, 2006
09:46:07 AM
Re: The Children of Men
by jasper Stillwell
Jun 8th, 2006
09:47:07 AM
Sounds a bit like a movie I once saw...
by brycemonkey
Jun 8th, 2006
10:00:23 AM
Julianne Moore is a whore (that rhymes)
by Tony Mike Hall
Jun 8th, 2006
10:31:08 AM
You guys are so sad it makes me laugh
by Lovecraftfan
Jun 8th, 2006
10:35:42 AM
Speaking of Spartans....
by Trevor Goodchild
Jun 8th, 2006
10:54:29 AM
No fertility?
by Trevor Goodchild
Jun 8th, 2006
10:56:35 AM
Jasper
by thatpeterguy
Jun 8th, 2006
11:00:24 AM
Actually Tony...
by UncleEthan
Jun 8th, 2006
11:05:15 AM
Burned into my retina
by jasper Stillwell
Jun 8th, 2006
11:11:26 AM
Law's only great performance...
by brycemonkey
Jun 8th, 2006
11:21:24 AM
Law can be brilliant
by Lovecraftfan
Jun 8th, 2006
11:24:56 AM
Bryce
by jasper Stillwell
Jun 8th, 2006
11:28:03 AM
A I
by jasper Stillwell
Jun 8th, 2006
11:32:28 AM
two years!?
by Holodigm
Jun 8th, 2006
11:39:47 AM
agreed jasper...
by brycemonkey
Jun 8th, 2006
11:41:21 AM
Thanks, Jarv, that sounds a little more feasible.
by Roguewriter
Jun 8th, 2006
11:41:56 AM
Arf!
by jasper Stillwell
Jun 8th, 2006
11:51:17 AM
You couldnt get into him in AI. Really
by Lovecraftfan
Jun 8th, 2006
12:27:16 PM
This can't be better than 'Cyborg'
by ATARI
Jun 8th, 2006
12:29:00 PM
AI Part 2
by jasper Stillwell
Jun 8th, 2006
12:34:03 PM
Grammar
by jasper Stillwell
Jun 8th, 2006
12:35:55 PM
Oh well Lovecraft...
by brycemonkey
Jun 8th, 2006
12:38:14 PM
Toking up...
by Roguewriter
Jun 8th, 2006
01:11:58 PM
Leave UncleEthan alone, anchorite
by Tony Mike Hall
Jun 8th, 2006
01:27:01 PM
On a serious note anchorite...
by brycemonkey
Jun 8th, 2006
01:35:52 PM
Julianne Moore
by Lovecraftfan
Jun 8th, 2006
01:48:06 PM
So many people so wrong at the same time!
by OurManInMontr
Jun 8th, 2006
02:08:08 PM

by TheBlackKnight
Jun 8th, 2006
02:11:57 PM
i am the first reviewer, coolguy
by sandisoverrated
Jun 8th, 2006
02:13:19 PM
sandisoverrated, Lovecraftfan, TheBlackKnight
by Tony Mike Hall
Jun 8th, 2006
02:27:40 PM
Clive Owen
by reelgriff
Jun 8th, 2006
02:29:12 PM
Tony Mike Hall
by Lovecraftfan
Jun 8th, 2006
02:51:21 PM
Actually Lovecraft Fan...
by CRanapia
Jun 8th, 2006
03:41:38 PM
Anchorite...
by UncleEthan
Jun 8th, 2006
04:08:10 PM
What I really like is how Uncle Ethan...
by Roguewriter
Jun 8th, 2006
04:25:06 PM
CRanapia
by Lovecraftfan
Jun 8th, 2006
04:31:38 PM
Roguewriter...
by UncleEthan
Jun 8th, 2006
04:34:18 PM
I know a dude...
by brycemonkey
Jun 8th, 2006
04:54:27 PM
milking nic cage?
by Holodigm
Jun 8th, 2006
05:21:27 PM
"Milking Nic Cage" = "Being John Malkovich"
by Doctor_Sin
Jun 8th, 2006
05:27:02 PM
Lovecraftfan & Cutting Cuaron Slack
by CRanapia
Jun 8th, 2006
05:27:28 PM
And If I'm Wrong And Harry's Right...
by CRanapia
Jun 8th, 2006
05:29:30 PM
hey
by frank cotton
Jun 8th, 2006
05:41:05 PM
Commercial film- CRanapia
by Lovecraftfan
Jun 8th, 2006
05:43:22 PM
and another thing
by frank cotton
Jun 8th, 2006
05:44:23 PM
yet one more thing
by frank cotton
Jun 8th, 2006
05:48:47 PM
Frank - I Don't Think Jude Law Is a 'Bad Actor'
by CRanapia
Jun 8th, 2006
08:08:45 PM
anchorite, seriously now
by thatpeterguy
Jun 8th, 2006
08:22:08 PM
At long last, it all finally makes perfect sense.
by ExcaliburFfolkes
Jun 8th, 2006
08:40:57 PM
Ffolkes...
by UncleEthan
Jun 8th, 2006
08:48:00 PM
CRANAPIA
by frank cotton
Jun 8th, 2006
10:03:04 PM
a word on weed
by frank cotton
Jun 8th, 2006
10:13:47 PM
Not gibberish
by Lovecraftfan
Jun 8th, 2006
10:34:32 PM
Frank Cotton
by thatpeterguy
Jun 8th, 2006
10:35:44 PM
Right on!
by UncleEthan
Jun 8th, 2006
10:50:37 PM
Holodigm - many LOLs!
by scrumdiddly
Jun 9th, 2006
12:13:27 AM
frank cotton
by brycemonkey
Jun 9th, 2006
09:05:09 AM
Drugs are great
by JackRabbitSlim
Jun 9th, 2006
10:38:57 AM
lookin' forward to it
by blackthought
Jun 9th, 2006
07:03:15 PM
Sign Me Up
by Evil Chicken
Jun 10th, 2006
07:33:07 AM
i'm willing to bet
by frank cotton
Jun 11th, 2006
12:38:48 PM
Stunning ignorance.
by Andy_Christ
Jun 12th, 2006
09:09:53 AM
The film is brilliant
by krzys
Nov 29th, 2006
03:39:18 PM

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