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Published on Saturday, June 3, 2006 - 11:14am |
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Atreides Gnaws On YOUNG HANNNIBAL!!
YOUNG HANNIBAL?
Sigh.
Evokes notions of LIL’ HITLER, or THAT DARNED GENGHIS! Whether nor not this film (about the early days of Hannibal Lecter) is any good, I’m thinking a different title may be in order.
Here’s Atreides with a look at the recently test-screened YOUNG HANNIBAL: BEHIND THE MASK (god...now it sound like a VH1 special!)
This is a rather nice write-up; we’d like to thank Atreides for his thoughts and effort.
Here’s the report…
HEAVY SPOILERS AHEAD!!!
I was, fortunate to get a free test screening for the newest entry in the ever bloated Hannibal Lecter series, Young Hannibal: Behind the Mask at the Edgewater Multiplex in Edgewater, New Jersey. The screening was your standard test screening with lots of studio reps, and an older fella who looks strikingly like a certain producer, Dino DeLaurentis; but I may be wrong on that. Anyway, here's the basic premise of the film with spoilers.
'Kay.
The film starts off in Lithuania in 1944, where we are introduced to a 10 year old Hannibal Lecter and his baby sister Mischa playing by the lake next to their ancestroal castle. They get startled by a bunch of explosions and see some Nazi planes flying overhead and are forced to leave their home with their parents to their neighboring cabin with their servants and such. Before they leave, Mama Lecter puts some letters and pictures away in some drawer *this kinda sets stuff up a bit later* So they arrive at the cabin and life is good again for the Lecters. Mama Lecter puts some jewel's away in this hanging boar's head, and little Mischa takes a bath, that's about it.
Meanwhile, the Nazis have taken over the castle and harass the Lecter's Jewish cook and a group of Lithuanian Miltia Nazi sympathizers, yeah that's right, join up with the Nazis in hopes of becoming SS. This group of six is going to be the focus of the film's A-Plot.
Winter comes along, and the Eastern Front of the war finds the Nazis in retreat by the Soviets. Some village is being burnt to the ground from artillery blasts and the Nazis are just taking whatever they can and trying to evade the Soviet tanks. Oh, and that group of Lithuanian Nazi Wannabes, yeah they shoot and kill their SS commander since he never let them become real SS; oh well. So before they are killed by the Soviets, they escape in an ambulance….truck thing.
Back at The Lecter Lounge, the family hears the battle and this huge Soviet tank just rolls on in scaring the bejesus out of the family. Seems the Soviets just want some water or gas or something, and command the Lecters, minus Hannibal and Mischa, to remain outside.
Well, the Soviets spot a Nazi plane swooping by and open fire. There's a firefight where Hannibal 's father is unceremoniously shot to death in the crossfire. Just when you think it was bad to lose one parent, the plane is shot by the tank and loses control until it crashes into the tank making this very big, and probably very expenisive explosion, killing everyone around it, including Hannibal's mama. Mischa and Hannibal are left to fend for themselves in the cabin as winter rolls on in.
So those Lithuanian Nazi guys, they drive pass the cabin and see that someone is inside. They break the door down and terrorize the children. These guys are starving and a bit on the homicidal/cannibalistic side and not soon after they have little Mischa for dinner.
Flash forward to 1952 in Soviet occupied Lithuania, back at Castle Lecter, which has been converted into a Soviet orphanage where a mute and traumatized teenage Hannibal spends his days as a prisoner in his own home. The resident bully picks the wrong fight with Hannibal and ends up with a fork in his hand. The headmaster thinks something is up with this Hannibal kid, since he's no "take no bullshit" punk and is upsetting the Soviet "peaking-order". The bully drags Hannibal into the catacombs of the castle and locks him up as punishment, but since this was Hannibal's home he knows how to get around. He breaks out of the castle but not before taking those letters and photos that his mom left years before.
The letters are from his uncle in France and since his whole family is dead, he sneaks on a train and makes his way there to his uncle's château. Unfortunately, his uncle died in the war but his ultra hot Japanese wife, Lady Murasaki, still owns the property and welcomes the last surviving Lecter into her home. She becomes a sort of mother/teacher/romantic interest in the film for him. One night, Hannibal finds Murasaki praying to her ancestors, or something, in this makeshift shrine in the cellar. Of course there are masks, katana swords, and a set of samurai armor with a
face mask that looks amusingly enough like his famous security mask from Silence and Hannibal. Oh foreshadowing!!!
She teaches Hannibal to channel his childhood trauma into power, and in typical revenge movie fashion teaches him the ways of the samurai. So we get a montage of Hannibal learning how to fight with Kendo swords and other weapons and he begins his obsession with the facial mask.
They seriously should have called this Hannibal Begins.
Anyhow, the first time he kills a man is pretty humorous I must admit as he slices and dices some fat French butcher who insulted the honor of his Japanese surrogate mom with a samurai sword.
After that we find Hannibal training to become the world renowned physician he is remembered for and spends his nights playing with dead bodies and learning the intricacies of the human body. But Hannibal still cannot shake the memories of those six evil dudes so one night in order to make himself remember exactly what happened to Mischa he injects himself with some Sodium Penethol and after a trippy Kill Bill/The Crow flashback sequence he returns to the cabin in Lithuania. Little does he know that one of those evil dudes has become some Soviet cop/bureaucrat and sees Lecter's name on some passport form. He goes after Hannibal only to get knocked out and tortured by him before he confesses the whereabouts of his comrades. Then…he gets his head eaten by Hannibal.
Well anyway the film goes into the whole Revenge-movie territory where Hannibal treks across France finding and collecting information and going after the guys who ate his sister. Well he finally tracks down their leader, Gruta, who is living in France and runs a female slave ring with his fellow evil Lithuanian compatriots. So just to run it down Hannibal's Japanese lady love is kidnapped by the Gruta so Hannibal tracks him down to his personal freighter, which is trying to get out of France. Well once Hannibal finally bests Gruta, he has that last choice on whether or not to turn him over to the authorities to be tried as a war criminal or take his revenge- you can guess which route he takes. It's pretty nasty too but warranted….oh and there is a twist but you could maybe see it coming but the reaction by Hannibal was pretty chilling. In the end, Hannibal winds up in Canada going after the last man who ate his sister, who just so happens to be running a taxidermy shop in some town with a population of like 100. That's basically it…his death is implied as Hannibal drives away.
I hope that held your attention. Honestly the film is a mixed bag and there could have been so much more as we are seeing Hannibal Lecter in his prime. The acting is all over the place with some really great performances and some really lame ones. Gaspard Ulliel, who plays Hannibal Lecter, is quite good though at some points was pretty hard to understand because of his accent; the actor is French ya know. He hams it up at points, but so did Anthony Hopkins. Li Gong, she was in 2046, as Lady Mursaki couldn't be more A-typical as she just breezes through the movie with one expression and speaks with nothing but a whisper but she's eye candy and she is very hot Gruta is played pretty well and is menacing but takes it a bit too far and it comes off comical and that's a pretty big problem. We have some French Inspector named Popiel, who tries to fit in with this whole tracking Hannibal's revenge plot but seriously you feel nothing for him and he brings nothing to the film…he's a vestigial toe.
The film was an incomplete cut, the music was a temp track and I recognized certain themes from Bram Stoker's Dracula and the special effects in the tank/plane crash were a bit unfinished. After the movie was over we were given our little scorecards and had to rank it. The general consensus was that while the film had a somewhat positive reaction, the title was just panned by everyone and I couldn't agree more. Young Hannibal: Behind The Mask sounds like a really bad Fox Tuesday Night Movie.
I get the feeling though this film is going to be marketed in the wrong way. The horror fad for the last few years has been that "survival" horror with the likes of Saw, Hostel, See No Evil, and the Hills Have Eyes remake as the faces of that type of horror film. This is a very European style film which could hurt it. It's a revenge movie, but only does this plot really kick off until the middle of the film. Hannibal's story is a tragic one but when you start feeling sympathy for a character who is supposed to be the modern equivalent to Sherlock Holmes' arch nemesis Moriarty then it gets weird- I donno shades of Episode One I guess.
I have no idea when this film is going to come out but it can use some work, but overall it was entertaining and certainly a step up from Hannibal and Red Dragon but no where near Silence or even Manhunter.
It would have been nice though to see maybe a two minute Epilogue with Anthony Hopkins playing Hannibal in the 1980s when he was a criminal psychologist working with the FBI and him having a certain census taker for dinner. You know, just to bridge the gaps in this ever folding Star War….Hannibal saga.
Anyway these are just the grumblings of a fan boy so take it as you will and thanks.
YOUNG HANNIBAL is scheduled for a February 2007 release.
Peter Webber (GIRL WITH A PEARL EARRING) is directing.
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Reader Talkback
first! by JediShaft | Jun 3rd, 2006 11:24:00 AM | Not First! by TheMinorityVote | Jun 3rd, 2006 11:29:00 AM | Obsession with the mask? by TheDarkShape | Jun 3rd, 2006 11:30:29 AM | "Shades of Episode I" by chrth | Jun 3rd, 2006 11:30:35 AM | Anyhoo... by TheMinorityVote | Jun 3rd, 2006 11:31:10 AM | sounds interesting by THE KNIGHT | Jun 3rd, 2006 11:41:01 AM | OBSESSION WITH THE MASK?! by Dannychico | Jun 3rd, 2006 11:41:17 AM | Not as good as Manhunter? by thatpeterguy | Jun 3rd, 2006 11:42:57 AM | Feb 2007? Hott Fuzz is going
to kick Hannibal's arse.. by Charlie & Tex | Jun 3rd, 2006 11:42:58 AM | This sounds pretty crappy by Avenger534 | Jun 3rd, 2006 11:51:05 AM | Sounds absolutely awful by judderman | Jun 3rd, 2006 11:52:57 AM | To quote noted_sage Dino De
Laurentiis by seppukudkurosawa | Jun 3rd, 2006 11:54:58 AM | Behind The Mask by topdeckshandy | Jun 3rd, 2006 11:55:04 AM | deep breath by Turd Furgeson | Jun 3rd, 2006 11:56:09 AM | How do we make Hannibal
sympathetic? by Batutta | Jun 3rd, 2006 12:04:33 PM | Coming Soon. Hannibal: 80
years young and still cookin by ZeroCorpse | Jun 3rd, 2006 12:11:41 PM | You have to be kidding me. by Nate Champion | Jun 3rd, 2006 12:11:51 PM | Hannibal's New Groove by ZeroCorpse | Jun 3rd, 2006 12:12:31 PM | All Star Hannibal & Robin (age
12) the Boy Wonder by ZeroCorpse | Jun 3rd, 2006 12:17:07 PM | Hannibal IV: The Voyage Home by Avenger534 | Jun 3rd, 2006 12:18:24 PM | Cast and title... by topdeckshandy | Jun 3rd, 2006 12:22:01 PM | You god damned morons. by asleeplessmind | Jun 3rd, 2006 12:28:15 PM | Bizarre by MaryTylerMorbid | Jun 3rd, 2006 12:30:11 PM | I'm surprised they
didn't do that X3 digital
"de-aging by Osmosis Jones | Jun 3rd, 2006 12:31:45 PM | asleeplessmind by chrth | Jun 3rd, 2006 12:32:30 PM | The Kannibal Kid by Mgmax | Jun 3rd, 2006 12:35:38 PM | Hold on...I can't...stop
laughing....HAHAHAHAHAHA by Doctor_Sin | Jun 3rd, 2006 12:37:25 PM | sounds like a roaring rampage
of revenge. by irc-Hollywood | Jun 3rd, 2006 01:03:59 PM | Silence o't' Lambs is
not overrated...it's over
play by future help | Jun 3rd, 2006 01:20:17 PM | Oh my god by Grendel745 | Jun 3rd, 2006 01:24:25 PM | TITLE............MASK OF
HANNIBAL by TheAnomalist | Jun 3rd, 2006 01:33:07 PM | Silence is definitely NOT
overrated! by Captain Katanga | Jun 3rd, 2006 01:51:40 PM | wait, he went from art house
movies staring Johansen... by s0nicdeathmonkey | Jun 3rd, 2006 02:04:31 PM | WTF? This sounds like a Uwe
Boll film! by zillabeast | Jun 3rd, 2006 02:07:35 PM | But is Hannibal part of a
balance breakfast? by Wolfpack | Jun 3rd, 2006 02:08:28 PM | I hated the movie hannibal by emeraldboy | Jun 3rd, 2006 02:10:41 PM | I hated the movie hannibal by emeraldboy | Jun 3rd, 2006 02:12:42 PM | wow, Achilles' brother on
AICN... by thebearovingian | Jun 3rd, 2006 02:29:03 PM | hell of a long title by satansteve | Jun 3rd, 2006 02:33:45 PM | Hannibal IV? by crackerfarmboy | Jun 3rd, 2006 02:37:55 PM | They Fucked It All Up By
Turning Him Into An Anti Hero. by flamingrunt | Jun 3rd, 2006 02:42:45 PM | Hannibal X: Paint-Sniffing
Clowns Attack! by Doctor_Sin | Jun 3rd, 2006 02:54:10 PM | They fucked up Hannibal and
Davinci code by... by maximusdecimus | Jun 3rd, 2006 02:57:37 PM | personally... by chiahead | Jun 3rd, 2006 03:11:22 PM | So they left out the parts
where... by Kid Z | Jun 3rd, 2006 03:13:14 PM | I think the studio entirely
missed the point by Kiki Bridges | Jun 3rd, 2006 03:27:38 PM | don't you know who I am? by Cedar_Room | Jun 3rd, 2006 03:30:23 PM | Fine Young Hannibal by Big Bad Clone | Jun 3rd, 2006 03:37:45 PM | What did Harry's nephew
think of the movie?? by Barry Egan | Jun 3rd, 2006 03:52:00 PM | It's Been A While, But... by CHEWBLACCA | Jun 3rd, 2006 04:01:26 PM | Clearly.. by DrLektor | Jun 3rd, 2006 04:08:13 PM | if all else fails, have some
nazi villains by reckni | Jun 3rd, 2006 04:26:47 PM | It would be great if Young
Hannibal met Young Einstein by GrandMuffTarkin | Jun 3rd, 2006 04:38:40 PM | I've always pictured his
childhood as Von Tropp-like by durhay | Jun 3rd, 2006 04:45:39 PM | Did the writer of the books
have anything to do with by fiester | Jun 3rd, 2006 04:49:22 PM | "Hannibal" the book was
fucking great... by BurnHollywood | Jun 3rd, 2006 05:02:55 PM | I Actually Thought Hannibal
Was Really Good by Warren Oates | Jun 3rd, 2006 05:09:26 PM | This is nonsense. by godhatesyou | Jun 3rd, 2006 05:12:05 PM | Too soon! by Manatee | Jun 3rd, 2006 05:20:41 PM | The February release is the
giveaway. by Orbots Commander | Jun 3rd, 2006 05:32:26 PM | Yes Harris DID write this.... by football | Jun 3rd, 2006 05:37:33 PM | Hannibal's suckage (the
book) in a numbered list by chrth | Jun 3rd, 2006 05:44:01 PM | Apparently...... by godhatesyou | Jun 3rd, 2006 05:46:07 PM | the most fucked up thing about
hannibal... by jig98 | Jun 3rd, 2006 06:03:46 PM | chrth, scott tenorman must die
RIPPED OFF hannibal... by jig98 | Jun 3rd, 2006 06:11:20 PM | I needed Hannibal to... by thebearovingian | Jun 3rd, 2006 06:14:37 PM | Does Inspector Popiel try to
capture Hannibal by... by Heywood Jablowme | Jun 3rd, 2006 06:20:25 PM | More of the same, but... by DanielKurland | Jun 3rd, 2006 06:35:06 PM | Magneto and Hannibal by Vynson | Jun 3rd, 2006 06:35:55 PM | This sounds as much fun as
being kicked in the balls... by Alonzo Mosely | Jun 3rd, 2006 07:20:41 PM | magneto vs hannibal by Darth_Baltar | Jun 3rd, 2006 07:52:39 PM | Red Dragon was a boring
crapfest by Marduk | Jun 3rd, 2006 07:54:39 PM | Indiana Jones and the Mask of
the Cannibal Nazi Hunter by Doctor_Sin | Jun 3rd, 2006 08:22:58 PM | Just call it "Hannibal the
Cannibal." by Christopher3 | Jun 3rd, 2006 08:28:23 PM | I can't wait... by UncleEthan | Jun 3rd, 2006 08:33:31 PM | Americans... by UncleEthan | Jun 3rd, 2006 08:35:23 PM | Whatever happened to Macaulay
Culkin playing Hannibal? by WeirdEd | Jun 3rd, 2006 08:51:11 PM | They're giving us what we
want... by darth kubrick | Jun 3rd, 2006 09:05:20 PM | MORE STORIES by darth kubrick | Jun 3rd, 2006 09:07:14 PM | Teen Hannibal Lecter: ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha by kabong | Jun 3rd, 2006 09:36:59 PM | How about Old Hannibal: 80 and
still holdin'... by whereAMeye | Jun 3rd, 2006 09:37:01 PM | Hannibal Two... by occula | Jun 3rd, 2006 09:37:49 PM | Re: Orbots Commander by theBigE | Jun 3rd, 2006 09:45:01 PM | Know who I am? by Doc_Strange | Jun 3rd, 2006 09:51:23 PM | UncleEthan by Playhouse | Jun 3rd, 2006 10:05:03 PM | UncleEthan...did you ever see
the 70s film by Doctor_Sin | Jun 3rd, 2006 10:22:28 PM | Uncle Ethan is a fucking
idiot. by Heywood Jablowme | Jun 3rd, 2006 10:28:25 PM | I will... by UncleEthan | Jun 3rd, 2006 10:30:06 PM | Blow guy.... by UncleEthan | Jun 3rd, 2006 10:51:56 PM | Didn't realize you were
there, sorry Unc by Heywood Jablowme | Jun 3rd, 2006 11:17:39 PM | Hannibal has a penchant for
Hulk Hogan! by Dannychico | Jun 3rd, 2006 11:17:53 PM | WAIT! How did I miss this
shitty plot point???? by Doctor_Sin | Jun 4th, 2006 12:04:28 AM | Gordon has a beer and cheets
on his wife by Dannychico | Jun 4th, 2006 12:10:21 AM | Hulk hogan has an obsession
with the mask by Dannychico | Jun 4th, 2006 12:10:38 AM | Okay, Hoss... by Playhouse | Jun 4th, 2006 12:21:07 AM | Too soon! by Tall_Boy | Jun 4th, 2006 12:49:47 AM | Manhunter was good... by darwinmayflower | Jun 4th, 2006 01:43:47 AM | dino says by Spacesheik | Jun 4th, 2006 03:27:27 AM | remember when he licked the
steering wheel by jinx_malone | Jun 4th, 2006 04:29:54 AM | "Then by godoffireinhell | Jun 4th, 2006 04:52:06 AM | Re: Too soon! by godoffireinhell | Jun 4th, 2006 04:56:51 AM | I agree - "Behind The Mask" is
a dumb title for this. by DarthCorleone | Jun 4th, 2006 05:46:16 AM | Hannibal was awesome in
Silence of the Lambs by CuervoJones | Jun 4th, 2006 05:53:59 AM | Bruce Campbell should play
young Hannibal... by Edward_nygma | Jun 4th, 2006 05:54:01 AM | If I must clarify... by UncleEthan | Jun 4th, 2006 07:56:53 AM | Thanks Tom by UncleEthan | Jun 4th, 2006 07:58:51 AM | We will bash any war criminal
nation-state by kabong | Jun 4th, 2006 09:54:37 AM | Teen Hannibal Too! by pokadoo | Jun 4th, 2006 10:06:51 AM | How about calling it "Fat
Hannibal"? by mattw | Jun 4th, 2006 10:25:06 AM | Pokadoo by Dannychico | Jun 4th, 2006 10:40:49 AM | kabong by CuervoJones | Jun 4th, 2006 10:48:08 AM | Hackmeister Dino
Delaurentiis.... by bigdickmcgee | Jun 4th, 2006 11:35:00 AM | In Silence... by bigdickmcgee | Jun 4th, 2006 11:36:23 AM | Why not "The First Course"? by Big Bad Clone | Jun 4th, 2006 11:40:25 AM | I'm the Hannibal, bitch... by 'Cholera's Ghost | Jun 4th, 2006 12:23:45 PM | Even Lecter needs a MONTAGE!!! by 1908LOL | Jun 4th, 2006 12:26:08 PM | Who's playing Hannibal???
No name cast=flop by R.C. the "Wise" | Jun 4th, 2006 12:32:05 PM | Hmmmmmm by flossygomez | Jun 4th, 2006 01:08:54 PM | Atreides' review is fake,
methinks by Vynson | Jun 4th, 2006 01:15:52 PM | Hannibal: How do I look?
Nazi #2: Slammin'! by durhay | Jun 4th, 2006 01:43:21 PM | UncleEthan, what country you
from? by StrangeCo | Jun 4th, 2006 02:04:21 PM | UncleEthan, you're an
"American"?!!?!?!? by StrangeCo | Jun 4th, 2006 02:23:35 PM | Unreadable by The_Deathticle | Jun 4th, 2006 02:26:48 PM | UncleEthan, where is Haditha? by StrangeCo | Jun 4th, 2006 02:41:07 PM | I'd have rather seen a
sequal to Hannibal by DOGSOUP | Jun 4th, 2006 02:42:45 PM | UncleEthan, you being one of
the "best and brightest" by StrangeCo | Jun 4th, 2006 02:50:28 PM | Regarding Behind the Mask
(finally) by StrangeCo | Jun 4th, 2006 03:07:08 PM | Strange Incite? by Vynson | Jun 4th, 2006 04:33:52 PM | BigE, SOTL was released in the
Fall; it was Oscar bait. by Orbots Commander | Jun 4th, 2006 04:52:07 PM | uhhh.... no. by Drunken Rage | Jun 4th, 2006 05:27:50 PM | Strangeco... by UncleEthan | Jun 4th, 2006 06:20:42 PM | Ok, so Hannibal is an
anti-hero now by Undead Neverhood | Jun 4th, 2006 06:29:20 PM | Dannychico by pokadoo | Jun 4th, 2006 06:48:14 PM | Oh Gong, my Gong... by Be like water | Jun 4th, 2006 08:08:36 PM | Good job guys on uncle ethan.. by whereAMeye | Jun 4th, 2006 11:03:44 PM | This sounds absolutely
Boring!! by MentallyMariah | Jun 5th, 2006 04:17:12 AM | Young Lecter: The Legend of
Longpig by brycemonkey | Jun 5th, 2006 08:47:49 AM | UncleEthan, I'M defending
the undefendable by StrangeCo | Jun 5th, 2006 09:31:49 AM | Oops by StrangeCo | Jun 5th, 2006 09:36:55 AM | Well said, whereAMeye by StrangeCo | Jun 5th, 2006 09:40:50 AM | Lemme rephrase that by StrangeCo | Jun 5th, 2006 09:41:27 AM | I have to see it to believe
it! by jaxnnux | Jun 5th, 2006 09:52:50 AM | Vynson, my error (on the typo) by StrangeCo | Jun 5th, 2006 09:59:04 AM | To put it another way, Vynson by StrangeCo | Jun 5th, 2006 10:05:01 AM | Vynson incite by StrangeCo | Jun 5th, 2006 10:14:44 AM | A few things: by Childe Roland | Jun 5th, 2006 10:30:50 AM | Childe Roland, well said about
the whole Iraq shit by StrangeCo | Jun 5th, 2006 11:01:04 AM | Regarding Thomas Harris's
mid-life crisis by StrangeCo | Jun 5th, 2006 11:07:40 AM | Interesting reading,
StrangeCo. by Childe Roland | Jun 5th, 2006 12:24:23 PM | Strange plothole... by General_Mortimer | Jun 6th, 2006 01:32:04 AM | Hannibal - The Samurai Years?! by Cat_Corporation | Jun 6th, 2006 11:43:39 AM | I agree w/ warren oates,
HANNIBAL was good by gernblanston67 | Jun 6th, 2006 12:36:19 PM | Interesting point of view,
Childe Roland by StrangeCo | Jun 6th, 2006 05:52:15 PM | Uh, supposed to be some
writing in there by StrangeCo | Jun 6th, 2006 05:54:06 PM | Ah-ha! That pretty much
clinches it, then... by Childe Roland | Jun 6th, 2006 06:16:16 PM | Eh...I'll take a look when by Clio | Nov 10th, 2006 04:52:43 PM |
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