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UPDATED!! Moriarty Versus ALIEN VS. PREDATOR 2!!

Hi, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab...

Well, I must have gotten someone's attention.

This morning, as I was driving to a meeting in Santa Monica, the phone rang. Checked the caller ID. "GRANDE ROJO." So of course I picked up, and it's Harry, asking me if Fox has been in touch yet.

"Uhhhh... no. Are they going to be?" Turns out, they contacted Roland, our business guy, to pass along the good ol' cease-and-desist. Now, this is a sticky area because although I discussed their work, I did not actually publish their work, a distinction some people seem to miss. Discussion of anything is fair game. Fox seemed particularly upset, though, saying that it was unfair of us to review a first draft, and that they aren't even sure they're going to make or release the film right now. Of course, they announced a release date for next summer, which would suggest that they have to start filming soon, and I seriously doubt they're going to redevelop the entire property from zero at this point.

But, hey... let it never be said that (A) Fox doesn't pay attention and (B) that we are unreasonable. I consider the article to have served its purpose at this point... based on the response here and on other message boards, its pretty clear that fandom doesn't want what Fox is selling in this particular case, and if that means Fox goes away to try and come up with another premise, that can only be a good thing. And if the film does finally get released looking exactly like the script I reviewed, then Fox won't be able to claim that they didn't realize how terribly out of touch with fandom they are.

So, Fox... if you're reading this (and I know you are), consider us ceased and desisted, and here's hoping you're hard at work making the entire review a moot point right now.

"Moriarty" out.





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thank you mori
by irc-Hollywood
Apr 23rd, 2006
08:35:26 PM
Alien Versus The Legend of Boggy Creek
by Mgmax
Apr 23rd, 2006
08:43:15 PM
AVP 1 was entertaining
by Rupee88
Apr 23rd, 2006
08:47:18 PM
avp
by isildur29
Apr 23rd, 2006
08:49:22 PM
Maybe I should punish myself and...
by Led Gopher
Apr 23rd, 2006
08:49:54 PM
Here Lies the Mourned
by GrammarPolice
Apr 23rd, 2006
08:53:37 PM
AvP COULD have worked.....but didn't.
by Gorrister
Apr 23rd, 2006
08:54:33 PM
AvP Novel
by Gorrister
Apr 23rd, 2006
08:55:39 PM
I can't be the only one
by Dr. Meirschultz
Apr 23rd, 2006
08:55:46 PM
Read the Alien 3 Script by William Gibson...
by GrammarPolice
Apr 23rd, 2006
08:55:50 PM
What a shitfest
by zerogundamx
Apr 23rd, 2006
08:55:51 PM
Wow.
by Logo Lou
Apr 23rd, 2006
08:56:44 PM
This is like Friday the 13th in Space!
by El Scorcho
Apr 23rd, 2006
08:57:16 PM
Nice job, Moriarty
by jimmy_009
Apr 23rd, 2006
08:57:58 PM
Aliens, Predators in modern-day Texas...
by Jim Jam Bongs
Apr 23rd, 2006
09:01:16 PM
Ummm...
by ApneicMonkey
Apr 23rd, 2006
09:09:41 PM
this sounds amazingly awful
by misnomer
Apr 23rd, 2006
09:14:08 PM
Jimmy_009
by TheRealMoriarty
Apr 23rd, 2006
09:16:30 PM
Sci Fi original movie
by TheJigga
Apr 23rd, 2006
09:18:20 PM
DAMN YOU ROTHMAN!!!
by Shermdawg
Apr 23rd, 2006
09:23:55 PM
Not a fan, then Mori?
by tiredpm
Apr 23rd, 2006
09:31:26 PM
You should get Salerno
by droog
Apr 23rd, 2006
09:31:57 PM
Mori, quick question for you
by tiredpm
Apr 23rd, 2006
09:34:02 PM
Wow, Did Someone's Cousin Write This Script?
by ZombiKiller86
Apr 23rd, 2006
09:36:42 PM
My...God...
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Apr 23rd, 2006
09:37:15 PM
A Fuckin' K-Mart Supercenter
by ZombiKiller86
Apr 23rd, 2006
09:40:48 PM
I'm going to boycott Fux...
by GrammarPolice
Apr 23rd, 2006
09:41:31 PM
Alien footprints on earth....!!!
by Yellow Flamingo
Apr 23rd, 2006
09:45:41 PM
This is garbage
by bushsux
Apr 23rd, 2006
09:46:13 PM
Droog...
by TheRealMoriarty
Apr 23rd, 2006
09:54:22 PM
Moriarty, RE "predaliens"
by conniebrean
Apr 23rd, 2006
09:56:50 PM
you are all missing the point
by isildur29
Apr 23rd, 2006
09:57:44 PM
why has jesus forsaken us?
by stalfos
Apr 23rd, 2006
10:04:49 PM
Ouch
by AppleBalls
Apr 23rd, 2006
10:07:41 PM
Sounds like the best franchise killer ever
by Antz
Apr 23rd, 2006
10:10:54 PM
PREDALIEN = LAZY, RETARDED BULLSHIT
by Rant Breath
Apr 23rd, 2006
10:17:01 PM
paging Dr. Meirschultz
by thebearovingian
Apr 23rd, 2006
10:29:50 PM
Why not have it in a Walmart?
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Apr 23rd, 2006
10:32:22 PM
The saddest part about AVP2....
by oh_riginal
Apr 23rd, 2006
10:34:18 PM
conniebrean...
by Logo Lou
Apr 23rd, 2006
10:34:22 PM
Great review
by Darth Thoth
Apr 23rd, 2006
10:40:37 PM
I just want a straight adaptaion...
by Osmosis Jones
Apr 23rd, 2006
10:40:54 PM
Thanks, Moriarty
by bravogolfhotel
Apr 23rd, 2006
10:42:24 PM
Thanks, Moriarty
by Flansy
Apr 23rd, 2006
10:45:31 PM
This breaks my fucking heart.
by Psyclops
Apr 23rd, 2006
10:46:41 PM
Thank you Moriarty.
by Spankalicious
Apr 23rd, 2006
10:49:54 PM
BUT HOW DOES IT END MORIARTY JESUS!
by Uncle_Les
Apr 23rd, 2006
10:55:30 PM
If you don't respect the humans...
by Warlock One
Apr 23rd, 2006
10:55:38 PM
Moriarty, a question.....
by BurtGummer
Apr 23rd, 2006
11:04:26 PM
footprints in the sand
by JackBristow
Apr 23rd, 2006
11:07:45 PM
Please stop this madness
by Bryan
Apr 23rd, 2006
11:12:21 PM
face huggers?
by Jubba
Apr 23rd, 2006
11:16:03 PM
I really hope this script has a love arc
by speed
Apr 23rd, 2006
11:20:03 PM
So...
by The Pusher
Apr 23rd, 2006
11:31:17 PM
Why don't they see the potential for the franchise?
by Toxic Frog
Apr 23rd, 2006
11:32:25 PM
I thought they were continue the story from AVP1..
by torpor_haze
Apr 23rd, 2006
11:38:00 PM
Fox: Why not
by blackwood
Apr 23rd, 2006
11:48:32 PM
petition?
by misnomer
Apr 23rd, 2006
11:49:11 PM
Ouch.
by blackwood
Apr 23rd, 2006
11:51:10 PM
Jesus, please no.
by aestheticity
Apr 23rd, 2006
11:52:09 PM
The producers of the Scary Movie franchise...
by Prof. Pop-Cult
Apr 23rd, 2006
11:55:01 PM
PREDALIEN VS ALIENATOR.
by Gilkuliehe
Apr 23rd, 2006
11:56:48 PM
Ahh, symbolic classroom lectures: the writer's crutch
by Ribbons
Apr 24th, 2006
12:08:45 AM
I've missed this Moriarty - and his balls! ;-)
by robogeek.com
Apr 24th, 2006
12:10:16 AM
Why do the predators always get the shaft?
by VoodooV
Apr 24th, 2006
12:20:11 AM
Just think....
by oh_riginal
Apr 24th, 2006
12:25:43 AM
the whole VS. thing could have been cool.
by donkeypark
Apr 24th, 2006
12:27:20 AM
AVP: II Starring Phillip Seymour Hoffman....
by oh_riginal
Apr 24th, 2006
12:31:36 AM
And I'm usually not in the haters club.
by donkeypark
Apr 24th, 2006
12:34:26 AM
I won won one of those megabucks lotto jackpots
by Curtis Spicoli
Apr 24th, 2006
12:48:26 AM
When did AVP become Critters?
by jonastheangel
Apr 24th, 2006
12:50:52 AM
Sorry, I meant "If I won one of those jackpots"
by Curtis Spicoli
Apr 24th, 2006
12:50:53 AM
Sigourney Weaver...
by Hell's Cigarette
Apr 24th, 2006
12:51:34 AM
lets try this...
by redshirt
Apr 24th, 2006
12:54:53 AM
Ouch.
by TheNeth
Apr 24th, 2006
12:55:38 AM
I think my friend wrote that...
by Jonesey1111
Apr 24th, 2006
01:00:34 AM
WOW!!!! I've stumbled upon some poo!!!
by billybobhoyle
Apr 24th, 2006
01:15:15 AM
I seriously broke down and cried during this review
by zillabeast
Apr 24th, 2006
01:15:55 AM
What a great motivation to get off our asses...
by donkeypark
Apr 24th, 2006
01:29:46 AM
Aliens Vs. Bad Writing
by Meta
Apr 24th, 2006
01:31:25 AM
Well, the original Resurrection script ended on Earth.
by Lenny Nero
Apr 24th, 2006
01:31:51 AM
Shithead Salerno strikes again!
by Bari Umenema
Apr 24th, 2006
02:01:57 AM
This fuck is remaking THE MECHANIC, too
by Vern
Apr 24th, 2006
02:06:18 AM
It doesn't matter
by Rcamacho2278
Apr 24th, 2006
02:11:56 AM
So it's Episode 2...
by 33.3rpm
Apr 24th, 2006
02:23:00 AM
AvP made over 200 million including dvd sales
by Rant Breath
Apr 24th, 2006
02:27:21 AM
PREDATOR BATTLES @ SUPER K-MART? DRINKS PEPSI OR COKE??
by DumbPunter
Apr 24th, 2006
02:50:51 AM
Please, Mori, tell us what you really think.
by samsquanch
Apr 24th, 2006
02:51:09 AM
avp was awful
by llephen
Apr 24th, 2006
03:09:47 AM
P.S.
by llephen
Apr 24th, 2006
03:12:00 AM
What the fuck?
by MattCG
Apr 24th, 2006
03:17:21 AM
Oh god oh god oh GOD...
by ScarranHalfBreed
Apr 24th, 2006
03:18:55 AM
"Rup[numeric nazi symbol, i.e. '88'], a representative
by JackPumpkinhead
Apr 24th, 2006
03:22:25 AM
Is Anderson directing this?
by ArmitageShanks
Apr 24th, 2006
03:50:02 AM
Wooo, Fox really hate genre movies.
by Silver_Joo
Apr 24th, 2006
03:50:05 AM
I haven't been this angry in a LONG time.
by Psyclops
Apr 24th, 2006
03:51:23 AM
This is so bad...
by DocPazuzu
Apr 24th, 2006
04:10:59 AM
popularity
by Moshi
Apr 24th, 2006
04:12:22 AM
Heh, its only a script and I lost interest...
by redtom
Apr 24th, 2006
04:13:03 AM
As someone pointed out earlier...
by DocPazuzu
Apr 24th, 2006
04:24:01 AM
Sounds like every HELLRAISER sequel
by godoffireinhell
Apr 24th, 2006
04:50:53 AM
How does one become a Fox executive?
by Rant Breath
Apr 24th, 2006
04:52:11 AM
There was an internal alien shot in AR.
by Lutz
Apr 24th, 2006
04:55:14 AM
the most annoying part is...
by Obscura
Apr 24th, 2006
05:03:46 AM
Didn't someone make this movie...
by AtomicHyperbole
Apr 24th, 2006
05:04:17 AM
Fuck I hope this review kills this shitty shitty script
by Regicidal_Maniac
Apr 24th, 2006
05:10:14 AM
Wow, Moriarty
by BendersShinyAss
Apr 24th, 2006
05:25:52 AM
RIP AVP
by Ecto-1
Apr 24th, 2006
05:37:41 AM
Now that you mention it, Moriarty...
by kiddae
Apr 24th, 2006
05:40:10 AM
Fox the blind donkey
by Der-Rabe
Apr 24th, 2006
06:00:43 AM
Aliens' home planet? No Thanks!
by Edward Brock
Apr 24th, 2006
06:03:05 AM

by Mr Ten
Apr 24th, 2006
06:07:38 AM
See? THIS is what Capitalism does...
by redtom
Apr 24th, 2006
06:08:32 AM
Give Aliens to Christopher Nolan...
by Azlam Orlandu
Apr 24th, 2006
06:18:11 AM
ALL I WANT TO SEE.....
by BendersShinyAss
Apr 24th, 2006
06:30:40 AM
not a big deal
by stvnhthr
Apr 24th, 2006
06:50:17 AM
"And naming a character
by Hell_Bender
Apr 24th, 2006
06:51:04 AM
Aliens vs. Predator vs...
by WestieBestie
Apr 24th, 2006
06:51:23 AM
just go ahead and give this to Dr. Boll
by tripp5
Apr 24th, 2006
07:01:42 AM
stvnhthr
by DocPazuzu
Apr 24th, 2006
07:02:46 AM
It has to be a joke
by BendersShinyAss
Apr 24th, 2006
07:25:00 AM
I'm not finished....
by BendersShinyAss
Apr 24th, 2006
07:29:15 AM
IS IT ME, OR DOES THE PLOT SOUND LIKE CRITTERS???
by moondoggy2u
Apr 24th, 2006
07:38:17 AM
Right off the top of my head here is a better story
by Regicidal_Maniac
Apr 24th, 2006
07:44:33 AM
In the 1970's BendersShinyAss idea would come true...
by AtomicHyperbole
Apr 24th, 2006
07:46:21 AM
Regicidal Maniac -
by AtomicHyperbole
Apr 24th, 2006
07:49:31 AM
So basically...
by Kid Z
Apr 24th, 2006
07:55:21 AM
here:
by croco
Apr 24th, 2006
07:56:02 AM
Here's an idea
by droids22
Apr 24th, 2006
08:08:19 AM
I could think of a much cooler Idea for this movie
by FordPerfect
Apr 24th, 2006
08:15:24 AM
Welcome to Hollywood!
by rev_skarekroe
Apr 24th, 2006
08:20:55 AM
This script sounds so awful....
by LaserMonkey
Apr 24th, 2006
08:21:20 AM
Reg_Man
by DocPazuzu
Apr 24th, 2006
08:33:30 AM
Another Long Thread, Another Successful Movie
by Harker-Writes
Apr 24th, 2006
08:37:43 AM
The Alien franchise needs a reset
by WeirdEd
Apr 24th, 2006
08:41:10 AM
Oh yeah let's see some fucking alien worlds and space
by flipster
Apr 24th, 2006
08:43:02 AM
This guy may well consider going into hiding.
by Knugen
Apr 24th, 2006
08:48:36 AM
As much as I hate this script...
by DocPazuzu
Apr 24th, 2006
08:56:55 AM
"breathe"
by DocPazuzu
Apr 24th, 2006
08:58:19 AM
"Hacks In Hiding"
by DocPazuzu
Apr 24th, 2006
08:59:48 AM
Remember the "The Core" guy?
by DocPazuzu
Apr 24th, 2006
09:03:00 AM
i can see an upside to it
by satansteve
Apr 24th, 2006
09:15:01 AM
DocPazuzu, I must agree completely with that
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Apr 24th, 2006
09:16:56 AM
As the General said in the original "Predator"...
by Mr Nice Gaius
Apr 24th, 2006
09:26:54 AM
jesus mori what did u expect?
by ZO
Apr 24th, 2006
09:35:05 AM
Whoever wins, WE LOSE!
by Rant Breath
Apr 24th, 2006
09:41:38 AM
I'm going to see it,
by MarlboroMan
Apr 24th, 2006
09:42:33 AM
I wonder....
by BendersShinyAss
Apr 24th, 2006
09:43:18 AM
D2DVD At Best
by nexxus7
Apr 24th, 2006
09:46:15 AM
It ain't cool.
by Christopher3
Apr 24th, 2006
09:47:51 AM
MarlboroMan
by DocPazuzu
Apr 24th, 2006
09:51:20 AM
MarlboroMan
by BendersShinyAss
Apr 24th, 2006
09:52:01 AM
AvP a Success?
by nexxus7
Apr 24th, 2006
10:05:23 AM
Marlboro Man
by Mr Nice Gaius
Apr 24th, 2006
10:09:46 AM
You lost me at " in Texas "
by DigitalDong
Apr 24th, 2006
10:13:14 AM
I Know What Will Save This Flick....
by www.valiens.com
Apr 24th, 2006
10:22:52 AM
DerLanghaarige
by clockpolitiks
Apr 24th, 2006
10:33:04 AM
GirthFerguson
by DocPazuzu
Apr 24th, 2006
10:35:15 AM
WHY WHY WHYWHY?!?!?! Get that shit off earth!!!
by modlight
Apr 24th, 2006
10:35:26 AM
Easiest thing in the world
by Mattapooh
Apr 24th, 2006
10:43:16 AM
A Comic Question
by Mr Nice Gaius
Apr 24th, 2006
10:45:42 AM
We don't need to see the home planets of either species
by Regicidal_Maniac
Apr 24th, 2006
10:46:56 AM
FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
by Fugazi32
Apr 24th, 2006
10:55:00 AM
God this sounds fuck-awful
by performingmonkey
Apr 24th, 2006
10:56:04 AM
Do we need Humans in this ..at all?
by BankyEdwards2309
Apr 24th, 2006
11:03:06 AM
3 Alien v 3 Predator 3 Fast 3 Furious
by brycemonkey
Apr 24th, 2006
11:03:28 AM
I'd be perfectly fine with a stand-alone P3 or A5
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Apr 24th, 2006
11:04:08 AM
Release Date
by Mr Nice Gaius
Apr 24th, 2006
11:07:11 AM
Marlborough Man...
by NightArrows
Apr 24th, 2006
11:08:47 AM
FUCK THAT SHIT
by kwisatzhaderach
Apr 24th, 2006
11:08:55 AM
I've always thought of the aliens as a bio-weapon
by durhay
Apr 24th, 2006
11:14:20 AM

by GaiustheBrave
Apr 24th, 2006
11:14:24 AM
Tragic
by giger167
Apr 24th, 2006
11:14:43 AM
Pretty scathing, Mori.
by Childe Roland
Apr 24th, 2006
11:20:45 AM
At Least With The Alien Films They Tried To Use New And
by flamingrunt
Apr 24th, 2006
11:20:50 AM
"Meow, meow secret mission meow"
by GrandMuffTarkin
Apr 24th, 2006
11:23:50 AM
I hope someone at FOX is reading these talkbacks.
by brokentusk
Apr 24th, 2006
11:24:05 AM
Keep your eyes open...
by DocPazuzu
Apr 24th, 2006
11:24:52 AM
Roger that, Doc Paz
by Mr Nice Gaius
Apr 24th, 2006
11:38:51 AM
The script is good
by RonaldLark
Apr 24th, 2006
11:40:44 AM
I can't wait to see the KMart Alien Smackdown
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Apr 24th, 2006
11:47:03 AM
Starship Troopers 2..Deja Vu?
by BankyEdwards2309
Apr 24th, 2006
11:56:06 AM
Alien Predator and Aliens
by FordPerfect
Apr 24th, 2006
11:58:14 AM
i went into avp completely neutral
by satansteve
Apr 24th, 2006
12:01:20 PM
AVPII RULeZ!!!!!
by Johnny Wishbone
Apr 24th, 2006
12:03:40 PM
GOD DAMMIT, IT'S SO FUCKING SIMPLE
by Uncooked_Meat
Apr 24th, 2006
12:06:03 PM
The script has to be cheap to shoot. Bottom line.
by FluffyUnbound
Apr 24th, 2006
12:07:39 PM
They wouldn't shoot the script you guys want if it was
by FluffyUnbound
Apr 24th, 2006
12:10:38 PM
Why AVP sucked and why the sequel will as well...
by nycman100
Apr 24th, 2006
12:23:27 PM
This script sounds so bad I'm suprised I'm not in it...
by beefywhore
Apr 24th, 2006
12:38:38 PM
three predators vs. three aliens? THATS NOT A WAR!
by KongMonkey
Apr 24th, 2006
12:53:19 PM
Dammit, conniebrean
by moviemaniac-7
Apr 24th, 2006
12:58:24 PM
I thought the problem was that these films were all the
by I Dunno
Apr 24th, 2006
01:03:10 PM
If this is it...
by Lost Skeleton
Apr 24th, 2006
01:05:10 PM
Why Hollywood is failing
by exie
Apr 24th, 2006
01:07:21 PM
GAME OVER, MAN: THE APOCALYPSE CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH.
by alucardvsdracula
Apr 24th, 2006
01:08:37 PM
Shusett, Hill and O'Bannon are in for a treat ...
by phanboi
Apr 24th, 2006
01:16:57 PM
Umm
by Sly Fox
Apr 24th, 2006
01:24:35 PM
Oh, for the love of God this scriptwriter sucks.
by Z0D
Apr 24th, 2006
01:30:52 PM
Oh come on, it doesn't sound THAT bad
by Vern
Apr 24th, 2006
01:51:03 PM
exie's right
by I Dunno
Apr 24th, 2006
01:51:34 PM
E-mail and write Fox Movies...
by reelfan
Apr 24th, 2006
01:55:24 PM
and Vern is also right
by I Dunno
Apr 24th, 2006
01:56:43 PM
WHOEVER WINS, WHO GIVES A FUCK
by la_sith
Apr 24th, 2006
02:00:06 PM
I was thinking the same thing, Vern.
by DocPazuzu
Apr 24th, 2006
02:00:40 PM
Not likely, reelfan
by I Dunno
Apr 24th, 2006
02:01:10 PM
budget considerations.........
by giger167
Apr 24th, 2006
02:07:00 PM
Mission Impossible to make a worse film then AVP is...
by CurryIce
Apr 24th, 2006
02:07:43 PM
worth a try "I Dunno"
by reelfan
Apr 24th, 2006
02:08:34 PM
I also would bet the screenwriter knows it sucks.
by FluffyUnbound
Apr 24th, 2006
02:08:54 PM
Alien cost $20 million, but it's a bottle script.
by FluffyUnbound
Apr 24th, 2006
02:12:55 PM
A joke
by Mr. Profit
Apr 24th, 2006
02:18:02 PM
I forgot to add.
by Mr. Profit
Apr 24th, 2006
02:19:48 PM
I think an Earth-bound AvP movie could be good
by Rant Breath
Apr 24th, 2006
02:20:32 PM
Why
by MyWord
Apr 24th, 2006
02:23:53 PM
Script? Lordy!
by brycemonkey
Apr 24th, 2006
02:41:14 PM
Wow! The word is in FOX.
by Mr Nice Gaius
Apr 24th, 2006
02:42:02 PM
MORIARITY CONTACT INFO ?????
by optimist008
Apr 24th, 2006
02:58:14 PM
Consider the Hate-Fu unleashed, Fox execs
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Apr 24th, 2006
03:02:37 PM
Alien Vs. Predator... in the 'Hood!
by Big Bad Clone
Apr 24th, 2006
03:10:11 PM
In texas, no one can hear you scream!
by moondoggy2u
Apr 24th, 2006
03:20:32 PM
He's in Texas with a few days to kill...
by moondoggy2u
Apr 24th, 2006
03:21:32 PM
Its lose in Texas, and its not voting REPUBLICAN!!
by moondoggy2u
Apr 24th, 2006
03:22:39 PM
ALIEN V. PREDATOR V. PREDALIEN V. TRAILER TRASH
by moondoggy2u
Apr 24th, 2006
03:24:28 PM
ALIEN V. PREDATOR V. THE NRA
by moondoggy2u
Apr 24th, 2006
03:25:23 PM
Ths is one Red state thats about to become BLOODY!!
by moondoggy2u
Apr 24th, 2006
03:26:03 PM
Illegal Aliens V. Predator
by moondoggy2u
Apr 24th, 2006
03:27:14 PM
AVP2: The 50 millionth time an alien lands in Texas!!!
by moondoggy2u
Apr 24th, 2006
03:28:44 PM
Tagline: They're Gonna Need Some Cleanup in Aisle 9...
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Apr 24th, 2006
03:29:10 PM
AVP2: All my exes get eviscrated in Texas
by moondoggy2u
Apr 24th, 2006
03:30:02 PM
Thanks for the Script Review
by RezE11even
Apr 24th, 2006
03:31:58 PM
AVP2: all my exes get eviscerated in Texas
by moondoggy2u
Apr 24th, 2006
03:32:07 PM
It's hard to admit that US audiences are fucking morons
by Doom II
Apr 24th, 2006
03:41:53 PM
AVP2: HORSESHIT OVERDRIVE
by pokadoo
Apr 24th, 2006
03:45:06 PM
It sounds cheap and pointless.
by dr_buggerlugs
Apr 24th, 2006
03:49:05 PM
Aliens vs Bagger Vance.
by Thumper2k1
Apr 24th, 2006
03:54:38 PM
Can we please pull the Chuck Norris Lever on this one?
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Apr 24th, 2006
04:01:20 PM
MR ANDERSON!!!
by ArmitageShanks
Apr 24th, 2006
04:03:05 PM
It's shit like this that causes 9-11
by Meremoth
Apr 24th, 2006
04:18:07 PM
TomBodet
by moondoggy2u
Apr 24th, 2006
04:32:40 PM
Maybe what they need is ANOTHER franchise in the mix.
by Stan the Bat
Apr 24th, 2006
04:39:12 PM
Who wants to bet...
by exie
Apr 24th, 2006
04:48:43 PM
It has to have Segal !!
by BankyEdwards2309
Apr 24th, 2006
04:49:47 PM
Alien Vs Predator Vs Jack Bauer...
by Alonzo Mosely
Apr 24th, 2006
05:18:37 PM
Some good ideas here
by BannedOnTheRun
Apr 24th, 2006
05:21:27 PM
Even better = Kurt Russell returns as JACK BURTON
by Mr Nice Gaius
Apr 24th, 2006
05:31:01 PM
the AVP vs Jack Burton idea rocks
by Uncooked_Meat
Apr 24th, 2006
05:38:13 PM
I know that i've seen AVP....
by Edward_nygma
Apr 24th, 2006
05:40:04 PM
Jack Burton is coming to save our Summer!
by Mr Nice Gaius
Apr 24th, 2006
05:41:49 PM
Two things:
by slapshot
Apr 24th, 2006
06:05:55 PM
Napoleon Dynamite Goes to College:
by George Newman
Apr 24th, 2006
06:07:22 PM
a better idea
by frank cotton
Apr 24th, 2006
06:27:04 PM
If I may be so bold, gentlemen
by JasonPThompson
Apr 24th, 2006
06:31:24 PM
Attn. FOX executives/toadies
by Mattapooh
Apr 24th, 2006
06:33:04 PM
Now, Mr. JasonPThompson...
by Mr Nice Gaius
Apr 24th, 2006
06:42:50 PM
No, sir, I did not
by JasonPThompson
Apr 24th, 2006
06:52:32 PM
I remember when that writer of THE CORE
by LaserMonkey
Apr 24th, 2006
06:56:38 PM
Jason P Thompson
by Bryan
Apr 24th, 2006
06:59:58 PM
Oh, ok Bryan
by JasonPThompson
Apr 24th, 2006
07:08:41 PM
OT: But Latin Kings are not Mexican.....
by Mr. Profit
Apr 24th, 2006
07:10:36 PM
From Space Marines to Redneck Town?
by Drath
Apr 24th, 2006
07:18:08 PM
Cop A Plea
by BigSugar
Apr 24th, 2006
07:27:05 PM
If there's a petition to block this horseshit...
by GrammarPolice
Apr 24th, 2006
07:56:07 PM
This really sounds terrible....why FOX? WHY?
by JKrow21
Apr 24th, 2006
07:56:41 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHRE HGRHGHGHAHAGGHGHGHGHGHGHG
by tonyblac
Apr 24th, 2006
08:10:26 PM
Aliens, Predators, Cameron, Arnold, Ripley, a hard R
by performingmonkey
Apr 24th, 2006
08:14:49 PM
But who is Lance Henrikson going to play?
by ebolamonkey
Apr 24th, 2006
08:17:52 PM
Anybody ever seen TBer "BigSugar" before?
by DocPazuzu
Apr 24th, 2006
08:20:02 PM
My sentiments exactly Doc
by Regicidal_Maniac
Apr 24th, 2006
09:26:00 PM
RE Rant Breath How does one become a Fox executive?
by Doom II
Apr 24th, 2006
09:26:32 PM
Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart...
by DarthFloyd
Apr 24th, 2006
09:57:29 PM
That is what will ultimately suck about this
by VoodooV
Apr 24th, 2006
10:57:42 PM
fish in a barrel
by soylentphil
Apr 24th, 2006
11:02:46 PM
Jason P Thompson
by Bryan
Apr 24th, 2006
11:37:08 PM
Yea, but who cares
by MrCere
Apr 24th, 2006
11:39:46 PM
Thanks for stretching the talkback, jerk
by oh_riginal
Apr 24th, 2006
11:43:07 PM
I think BigSugar is for real
by Bryan
Apr 24th, 2006
11:47:21 PM
DocPaz, Regicidal...nice call.
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Apr 24th, 2006
11:50:05 PM
Alien vs. Predator vs. Chucky vs. Leprechaun
by bushsux
Apr 24th, 2006
11:57:40 PM
A great idea would have been an AVP war film.
by Orbots Commander
Apr 25th, 2006
12:06:29 AM
BigSugar defended TCM Redux?
by DocPazuzu
Apr 25th, 2006
01:54:27 AM
Jackson 5 said it best
by ArmitageShanks
Apr 25th, 2006
02:46:05 AM
Hey Fox, Ryushii.....Why not Ryushii????
by McFlyWalker
Apr 25th, 2006
02:50:29 AM
Shane Salerno ROT IN HELL!
by IAmMrMonkey
Apr 25th, 2006
04:05:24 AM
PREDATOR 3
by joelschumacher
Apr 25th, 2006
05:44:25 AM
Didn't 8 Legged Freaks already do a KMART?
by Shan
Apr 25th, 2006
06:28:00 AM
Predator Vs Xenu
by CuervoJones
Apr 25th, 2006
07:12:29 AM
Has anyone watched this AVP S.E.E.D. fan film?
by Regicidal_Maniac
Apr 25th, 2006
08:43:03 AM
BigSugar, I don't think it's the presentation.
by FluffyUnbound
Apr 25th, 2006
08:49:01 AM
Reg Man
by DocPazuzu
Apr 25th, 2006
08:50:37 AM
Fuck off BigSugar...
by brycemonkey
Apr 25th, 2006
09:22:16 AM
On Big Sugar and witch hunts...
by Childe Roland
Apr 25th, 2006
10:04:44 AM
On studio vegetation
by Regicidal_Maniac
Apr 25th, 2006
10:26:11 AM
Yeah, BigSugar and JasonPThompson...
by Mr Nice Gaius
Apr 25th, 2006
10:36:25 AM
I hope this becomes one of those scripts...
by Kid Joker
Apr 25th, 2006
10:56:17 AM
Wild Ox Moan
by BigSugar
Apr 25th, 2006
11:11:46 AM
I'm not a Plant, just a bystander
by JasonPThompson
Apr 25th, 2006
11:14:03 AM
Jason
by Bryan
Apr 25th, 2006
11:29:32 AM
JasonPThompson
by DocPazuzu
Apr 25th, 2006
11:55:53 AM
Jason, you're just consumed by the irrelevant.
by FluffyUnbound
Apr 25th, 2006
11:56:49 AM
Sorry BigSugar...
by DocPazuzu
Apr 25th, 2006
12:03:38 PM
Hmmm. I don't know which insults my intelligence more:
by Mr Nice Gaius
Apr 25th, 2006
12:19:13 PM
BigSugar, I humbly apologize for my tirade...
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Apr 25th, 2006
12:32:18 PM
HOLLYWOOD HAS FINALLY GOTTEN THEIR HEAD OUT THEIR ASS!!
by ChickenGeorgeVII
Apr 25th, 2006
12:53:59 PM
The knocks on Salerno are just not fair
by JasonPThompson
Apr 25th, 2006
12:55:49 PM
JasonPThompson
by DocPazuzu
Apr 25th, 2006
01:06:35 PM
In fact...
by DocPazuzu
Apr 25th, 2006
01:15:29 PM
Kickin' Stones
by BigSugar
Apr 25th, 2006
01:27:19 PM
Thanks George the 7th...
by brycemonkey
Apr 25th, 2006
01:32:44 PM
On Mori and Salerno
by exie
Apr 25th, 2006
01:42:51 PM
BigSugar...
by brycemonkey
Apr 25th, 2006
01:46:53 PM
Moriarity, you guys crack me up...
by Halloween68
Apr 25th, 2006
03:08:51 PM
I doubt Fox gives a fuck about Talkbacks
by LaserMonkey
Apr 25th, 2006
03:42:15 PM
You never fail to amaze me, Mr."McSweeny."
by LaserMonkey
Apr 25th, 2006
04:34:15 PM
Rolling Pin
by BigSugar
Apr 25th, 2006
04:34:32 PM
crash the ship on Earth
by johnnylong
Apr 25th, 2006
04:38:34 PM
Laser...
by TheRealMoriarty
Apr 25th, 2006
04:38:50 PM
Why pull the review?
by Hairy Nutsack
Apr 25th, 2006
05:05:29 PM
Shit..
by soylentphil
Apr 25th, 2006
05:24:10 PM
Result!
by DocPazuzu
Apr 25th, 2006
05:27:19 PM
BigSugar, my friend...
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Apr 25th, 2006
05:34:54 PM
Totally fascinating. Thanks for the update, Mori.
by Mr Nice Gaius
Apr 25th, 2006
05:38:07 PM
Chalk one up for the good guys.
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Apr 25th, 2006
05:42:03 PM
Why Fox is stupid
by Amazing Inframan
Apr 25th, 2006
05:46:59 PM
ALIENS? K-MART? TEXAS?
by Jmarsh
Apr 25th, 2006
06:24:23 PM
In fact
by Jmarsh
Apr 25th, 2006
06:32:56 PM
Well, now that we know it was the real thing
by Regicidal_Maniac
Apr 25th, 2006
07:35:38 PM
ZING! Who was right?! I WAS RIGHT!
by RezE11even
Apr 25th, 2006
08:15:45 PM
Moriarty, you may have done us all a favor.
by Psyclops
Apr 25th, 2006
10:00:07 PM
Too bad Lucas would never approve it, but...
by Shermdawg
Apr 25th, 2006
10:36:07 PM
wait...did AICN just KILL a movie?
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Apr 25th, 2006
11:52:25 PM
to those arguing that McWeeny's scripts 'suck'
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Apr 25th, 2006
11:59:10 PM
not sure we killed the movie...
by exie
Apr 26th, 2006
12:50:11 AM
CHUD
by soylentphil
Apr 26th, 2006
01:05:35 AM
re CHUD, AICN and AvP2
by DocPazuzu
Apr 26th, 2006
02:43:10 AM
bill orielly and fox security knows where you live
by dr.bulber
Apr 26th, 2006
05:24:45 AM
Listen up Fox.
by BendersShinyAss
Apr 26th, 2006
06:10:52 AM
I understand, Drew
by LaserMonkey
Apr 26th, 2006
08:19:47 AM
Please Please abort this script and start again Fox
by Primus
Apr 26th, 2006
08:32:54 AM
Hey Doc...
by Mr Nice Gaius
Apr 26th, 2006
10:48:15 AM
Mr. NG
by DocPazuzu
Apr 26th, 2006
11:27:34 AM
Here's What It Should Be
by CaptDanielRoe
Apr 26th, 2006
11:41:20 AM
Mr. Nice Gaius, DocPaz...
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Apr 26th, 2006
12:11:17 PM
Doc & Cholera
by Mr Nice Gaius
Apr 26th, 2006
01:00:31 PM
that Chud thing made me feel icky
by Bryan
Apr 26th, 2006
02:04:52 PM
Okay, Jenkins...how do you wanna play it?
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Apr 26th, 2006
02:08:27 PM
the last time AvP worked for me...
by lynxpro
Apr 26th, 2006
02:09:59 PM
other insane ideas...
by lynxpro
Apr 26th, 2006
02:10:53 PM
AICN vs FOX!!
by quadrupletree
Apr 26th, 2006
06:11:17 PM
I was just thinking...
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Apr 26th, 2006
08:42:22 PM
did anyone else...
by reelfan
Apr 26th, 2006
08:44:35 PM
oops
by reelfan
Apr 26th, 2006
09:10:19 PM
They still made the same X3 after your script review.
by Lutz
Apr 26th, 2006
09:11:13 PM
Some interesting discussion
by soylentphil
Apr 26th, 2006
09:49:02 PM
This is great!!!
by SkeletonParty
Dec 11th, 2007
04:56:02 PM
. .
by SkeletonParty
Dec 11th, 2007
05:44:56 PM
sigh
by Lost Jarv
Dec 12th, 2007
04:24:57 AM

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