I am – Hercules!!
Dharma Station Three goes nuts tonight. ABC’s promos make it look like Locke gets locked in. ABC’s press release makes it sound like Locke gets locked in with Henry.
But what makes Swan Station nuts? Does Locke light up a Marlboro? Does he type in the wrong numbers? Does he wander too close to the radioactive comic-book nerd buried in the concrete?
And does Swan Station do something besides lock Locke down? Is there a telling announcement? Do metal spikes spring from the walls? Do hidden spray nozzles douse John and Henry with female wolverine hormones?
Bandwidth. Predictions. Reactions.
9 p.m. Wednesday. ABC.
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