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Oh Lord... SNAKES ON A PLANE to get crazier and more hard-core because of... us?

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here... This year holds many anticipations for me. I can't wait to see Christophe Gans' SILENT HILL. I also have Richard Kelly's SOUTHLAND TALES to look forward to as well as Singer's SUPERMAN and Scorsese's THE DEPARTED. Is it so wrong that amongst those films is a title like SNAKES ON A PLANE? Well, maybe it is, but ever since the title was announced and Sam Jackson was announced as starring in that movie... The dream of what SNAKES ON A PLANE could be was born.

We've been talking about it online and that has spilled over into the mainstream. There have been many T-shirts printed (check here and here and here). I saw a comedian named Aziz Ansari open for Patton Oswalt during SXSW who stopped the bit to tell the audience about seeing that internet non-trailer and how genius that movie is going to be.

People might think it's a joke, but I guarantee you 99% of the people making fun of it WILL watch it. And now we might have just cause to do so...

Apparently, New Line has greenlighted a 5 day reshoot for the film... Not because it needed fixing, but to make it MORE hardcore, to take it from PG-13 to an R. In short, to make it as fun as the fans hope it can be, what they wish it could be... They want to fulfill the dream of what SNAKES ON A PLANE starring Sam "The Man" Jackson can be. And they're doing it because of the incredibly strong early fan support. As I said above, the movie is a joke to most people, but I can't deny that I'm genuinely excited to see the movie... I'm expecting a thing of beauty. Past generations got to see people like Oliver Reed fight snakes (the underseen, if not completely successful VENOM) and now we have SNAKES ON A PLANE, hitting theaters rated R. It could be glorious!!!



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Too right - best title ever.
by Zino
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:00:32 AM
Interesting...
by just_hamish
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:03:41 AM
Triple Obscure Reference Man Sez
by Knockers
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:04:07 AM
Full dorsal nudity
by BannedOnTheRun
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:04:46 AM
Can I do the "what's it about?" joke...
by Zino
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:19:33 AM
See, there be this plane, onboard which there be snakes
by Jedibobster
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:28:56 AM
You know what this means, folks...
by DocPazuzu
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:33:04 AM
Let's see how long...
by DocPazuzu
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:36:39 AM
Awesome, just awesome.
by DocPazuzu
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:42:08 AM
If this is a hit
by Zino
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:44:56 AM
I wonder how many of the people who claim to be excited
by eraser_x
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:45:34 AM
Uh, producer guys?.... it's a joke....
by zikade zarathos
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:45:57 AM
Every Audience Will Cheer
by Virtual Satyr
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:46:08 AM
Or spiders! There's spiders...on a mutherfukin plane!!
by Zino
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:47:16 AM
Peanuts on a plane!!!
by Zino
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:50:09 AM
That trailer is *#
by Knugen
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:53:00 AM
Zino...
by TheBigDogg
Mar 23rd, 2006
06:00:09 AM
YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE
by shalashaska
Mar 23rd, 2006
06:04:51 AM
Quint, They Already Did the Re-Shoots
by pfizzle
Mar 23rd, 2006
06:20:11 AM
Herpetologists of the world, rejoice!
by CloudCleaver
Mar 23rd, 2006
06:24:40 AM
OMG... not......
by W3bzpinn3r
Mar 23rd, 2006
06:35:17 AM
YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!!
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
Mar 23rd, 2006
06:37:22 AM
skunk on a sub
by stvnhthr
Mar 23rd, 2006
06:43:06 AM
What's wrong with you people? This movie is gonna suck
by Jay Jay
Mar 23rd, 2006
06:47:11 AM
SNAKES, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES.....
by AARONIUS
Mar 23rd, 2006
06:52:42 AM
This is what makes the internet great
by McBane
Mar 23rd, 2006
06:52:46 AM
Is this related to the gay Porn "Snakes In My Ass?"
by LargoJr
Mar 23rd, 2006
06:57:21 AM
I'm a dick....
by HolyCalamity
Mar 23rd, 2006
07:00:06 AM
"Bigfoot on a Plane"
by Drunken Rage
Mar 23rd, 2006
07:10:20 AM
Great?
by brycemonkey
Mar 23rd, 2006
07:10:44 AM
Count me out...
by Moonwatcher
Mar 23rd, 2006
07:18:26 AM
So the wallet that says BAD MOTHER F****ER is snakeskin
by Joe Santi
Mar 23rd, 2006
07:31:08 AM
oh schitt!!!!
by CrimsonGhost
Mar 23rd, 2006
07:34:33 AM
It could also be a re-shoot because the movie sucks!
by BigTuna
Mar 23rd, 2006
07:39:57 AM
is the R rated version going to be hard R?
by beefywhore
Mar 23rd, 2006
08:08:11 AM
Actually...
by Darth Busey
Mar 23rd, 2006
08:20:13 AM
SLITHER screening in St. Louis
by stlfilmwire
Mar 23rd, 2006
08:33:58 AM
Wait a minute...
by CrimsonGhost
Mar 23rd, 2006
08:37:44 AM
Snakes on a plane is soooo one week ago
by Dannychico
Mar 23rd, 2006
08:41:07 AM
"Motherfuckin' snakes!...
by Childe Roland
Mar 23rd, 2006
08:50:17 AM
there are RESHOOTS!!! on da muthafukkin MOVIE!!!!
by TheBaxter
Mar 23rd, 2006
08:50:49 AM
NARCOLEPTIC BEEKEEPER
by misnomer
Mar 23rd, 2006
08:53:05 AM
I'd love to see . . .
by Nice Marmot
Mar 23rd, 2006
08:55:55 AM
this movie is going to kick ass!
by Gungan Slayer
Mar 23rd, 2006
08:58:55 AM
"Bee in my Bonnet"
by Flickerhead
Mar 23rd, 2006
09:00:42 AM
There must be a scene were Sam Jackson wrestles a snake
by Ribbons
Mar 23rd, 2006
09:01:45 AM
Aint it last weeks news
by I Dunno
Mar 23rd, 2006
09:14:09 AM
Snakes on a Plane...
by VibroCount
Mar 23rd, 2006
09:16:40 AM
Silly haters.
by Thumper2k1
Mar 23rd, 2006
09:17:58 AM
WEASELS ON A PLANE!!!!
by LaserMonkey
Mar 23rd, 2006
09:26:55 AM
Surreal
by butnugget
Mar 23rd, 2006
09:27:15 AM
"Snakes on Brokeback Mountain"
by Atticus Finch
Mar 23rd, 2006
09:52:48 AM
the plane is heading for Ireland
by durhay
Mar 23rd, 2006
09:55:09 AM
You maniacs! You blew it up!
by Esk
Mar 23rd, 2006
09:57:39 AM
Passenger 57 2: Snakes on a Plane
by durhay
Mar 23rd, 2006
09:58:51 AM
Greatest. Movie. Ever.
by Sidius
Mar 23rd, 2006
09:59:37 AM
Passenger 57 2: Always Bet On My Black Ass Muthaf***a!
by Hell's Cigarette
Mar 23rd, 2006
10:02:43 AM
Holy shit!
by scrivener
Mar 23rd, 2006
10:02:54 AM
Finally...
by dejectedgeek
Mar 23rd, 2006
10:11:31 AM
I am the 1% who is making fun of it and will NOT see it
by Doc_McCoy
Mar 23rd, 2006
10:49:16 AM
Yeah, those snakes deserve to die and I hope they burn.
by Lost Skeleton
Mar 23rd, 2006
11:02:30 AM
Bruce Villanche On A Plane
by don music
Mar 23rd, 2006
11:05:43 AM
Isn't this already a classic Hitchcock movie?
by Catbarf the 5th
Mar 23rd, 2006
11:07:06 AM
Snake's on a plane
by Zino
Mar 23rd, 2006
11:12:28 AM
Snakes On A Plane 2:
by don music
Mar 23rd, 2006
11:12:28 AM
Doc_McCoy
by DocPazuzu
Mar 23rd, 2006
11:25:29 AM
Guess it won't be shown as the in-flight movie...
by hylandius
Mar 23rd, 2006
11:27:55 AM
"Jackson does utter the line that fans have demanded"
by Damitol
Mar 23rd, 2006
11:35:36 AM
Dodgy Practical effects Makes A Cheesy Cult Movie But
by flamingrunt
Mar 23rd, 2006
11:44:21 AM

by HypeEndsHere
Mar 23rd, 2006
11:53:48 AM
SNL Sketch
by pants009
Mar 23rd, 2006
11:56:30 AM
also, THIS is the shit we want. not Eli Roth garbage
by HypeEndsHere
Mar 23rd, 2006
11:56:31 AM
John Goodman SNL Feb. 98, pants009.
by HypeEndsHere
Mar 23rd, 2006
11:57:25 AM
Cakes ON A PLANE!
by Darth Pestilence
Mar 23rd, 2006
12:00:49 PM
Cpt Kirks 2pay
by pants009
Mar 23rd, 2006
12:03:22 PM
THEY ATE ME! A FUCKIN SNAKE ATE ME!
by Tall_Boy
Mar 23rd, 2006
12:12:33 PM
There already WAS a "zombies on a plane" movie
by Osmosis Jones
Mar 23rd, 2006
12:12:41 PM
The planned that reshoot WEEKS ago before the trailer.
by Darth Bauer
Mar 23rd, 2006
12:15:29 PM
"I've had it with these snakes"
by I Dunno
Mar 23rd, 2006
12:17:58 PM
The last shot of this movie...
by El Cimarron
Mar 23rd, 2006
12:28:10 PM
I Dunno...
by El Cimarron
Mar 23rd, 2006
12:30:03 PM
Elk on a Tricycle
by Goatboy
Mar 23rd, 2006
12:30:25 PM
This is genius
by OhDaesu
Mar 23rd, 2006
12:31:54 PM
Zombies on a Plane
by triflic
Mar 23rd, 2006
12:33:09 PM
"There are snakes on the motherfucking plane!"
by Chief Redcock
Mar 23rd, 2006
12:41:11 PM
Snakes on a Plane 2: Snakes Revenge
by Johnno
Mar 23rd, 2006
12:45:20 PM
Did Cap Kirks 2Pay
by Guy Gaduois
Mar 23rd, 2006
12:48:39 PM
possible taglines
by durhay
Mar 23rd, 2006
12:49:26 PM
somebody alert the Airtoons site
by durhay
Mar 23rd, 2006
12:51:09 PM
SNAKES ON A PLANE 2
by white owl
Mar 23rd, 2006
12:52:53 PM
The Mile High Club scene
by Incrediburgible
Mar 23rd, 2006
12:56:01 PM
I don't think the lord is involved with this one...
by new alien
Mar 23rd, 2006
12:57:19 PM
Damn I am so...
by new alien
Mar 23rd, 2006
01:01:22 PM
Make it "ain't a goddamned thing you can do about it!"
by Chief Redcock
Mar 23rd, 2006
01:03:59 PM
I think the Snakes On A Plane premise kills brain cells
by Incrediburgible
Mar 23rd, 2006
01:15:05 PM
Snakes on a Plane 2
by G'ster
Mar 23rd, 2006
01:19:46 PM
Snakes versus Ladders
by durhay
Mar 23rd, 2006
01:25:29 PM
Snakes In the Governor's Mansion
by graniteman
Mar 23rd, 2006
01:32:40 PM
Please retire the nickname "Sam 'The Man' Jackson"
by Vern
Mar 23rd, 2006
01:33:47 PM
It's going to be like Evil Dead...Starting Sam Jackson
by HyperKnight
Mar 23rd, 2006
01:33:56 PM
Snakes on A Plane 2:
by don music
Mar 23rd, 2006
01:37:29 PM
Like anyone will give two shits one way or the other.
by Nate Champion
Mar 23rd, 2006
01:53:48 PM
CHERRY
by malcolm_mccallum
Mar 23rd, 2006
02:16:48 PM
Fonz is to Jumped the Shark..
by PerspicaciousZ
Mar 23rd, 2006
02:21:06 PM
"This summer, you will believe a snake can fly - on a p
by slappy jones
Mar 23rd, 2006
02:25:23 PM
Tagline
by CrimsonGhost
Mar 23rd, 2006
02:42:06 PM
DocPazuzu
by Doc_McCoy
Mar 23rd, 2006
02:46:35 PM
Doc_McCoy
by DocPazuzu
Mar 23rd, 2006
02:52:08 PM
If crap like this makes money, wait til next year....
by W3bzpinn3r
Mar 23rd, 2006
03:00:09 PM
They're shooting tentacle sex for the Japanese release
by Det. John Kimble
Mar 23rd, 2006
03:24:01 PM
Is it too late for a Bruce Campbell cameo?
by GenericGeek
Mar 23rd, 2006
03:27:41 PM
I can't believe people are trying to slag on this
by Tall_Boy
Mar 23rd, 2006
03:37:27 PM
the next Rocky Horror Picture Show
by v1cious
Mar 23rd, 2006
03:37:46 PM
Fucking NPR is doing a Snakes on a Plane bit right now
by FluffyUnbound
Mar 23rd, 2006
03:56:53 PM
We have found the fabled "Titanic killer"...
by UndercoverCop
Mar 23rd, 2006
04:21:24 PM
Vampiric Zombie Snakes On A MotherFucking Plane On Fire
by ZombieSolutions
Mar 23rd, 2006
04:32:59 PM
I Just Heard The NPR Story
by ZombieSolutions
Mar 23rd, 2006
04:34:32 PM
Snakes on a Plane...
by DocPazuzu
Mar 23rd, 2006
04:46:41 PM
The official SNAKES ON A PLANE COMIC STRIP!
by UndercoverCop
Mar 23rd, 2006
04:56:53 PM
"Why Samuel, you old shandy-gaff!"
by DocPazuzu
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:00:32 PM
Shakes on a Plane
by Jonas Grumpy
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:13:06 PM
Nuns on a Plane
by Jonas Grumpy
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:13:33 PM
MY Snake on a Plane
by Jonas Grumpy
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:13:55 PM
Raccoons in an RV
by Jonas Grumpy
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:14:55 PM
rats on a boat...
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:22:50 PM
Samuel L Jackson kicks asp in this high-flying thriller
by BannedOnTheRun
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:29:20 PM
What an odd development this is.....
by vinceklortho
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:30:55 PM
Fat Chicks on a Plane
by Jonas Grumpy
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:32:16 PM
Pigs...in a blanket
by jimmy Da Sukkus
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:37:45 PM
Anyone have a link...
by Childe Roland
Mar 23rd, 2006
05:56:58 PM
There's Snakes?!?! On the Mutha F**KIN Plane!??!
by TB_Killswitch
Mar 23rd, 2006
06:01:26 PM
shalashaska, stvnhthr, birdy birdman
by TheSmokingMirror
Mar 23rd, 2006
06:06:57 PM
Flakes On A Plane
by ZombieSolutions
Mar 23rd, 2006
06:07:13 PM
My favorite part of this movie...
by BDDres
Mar 23rd, 2006
06:13:51 PM
wouldn't they fall off?
by ikkyu
Mar 23rd, 2006
06:28:57 PM
I TOTALLY AGREE WITH RAZOR TOAST
by Incrediburgible
Mar 23rd, 2006
07:10:22 PM
WEHT "Black Snake Moan"?
by Drunken Rage
Mar 23rd, 2006
07:14:29 PM
How to Make this Better
by Larry of Arabia
Mar 23rd, 2006
07:48:40 PM
there's gotta be a huge dive at some point
by durhay
Mar 23rd, 2006
07:54:16 PM
I can just see Jackson firing random shots into
by durhay
Mar 23rd, 2006
07:58:38 PM
What would make it even better?
by TheTARDIS
Mar 23rd, 2006
08:05:34 PM
nice one TheTARDIS...
by vinceklortho
Mar 23rd, 2006
08:09:37 PM
Scene 27:
by don music
Mar 23rd, 2006
08:35:14 PM
"people don't understand the tongue-in-cheek nature"
by Doc_McCoy
Mar 23rd, 2006
08:36:29 PM
doc_mccoy
by don music
Mar 23rd, 2006
08:41:06 PM
harrison ford cameo
by Krangelus
Mar 23rd, 2006
09:06:42 PM
SirBiatchReturns on a Plane. . . .
by krullboy
Mar 23rd, 2006
09:15:31 PM
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 2: Snakes on a Plane
by krullboy
Mar 23rd, 2006
09:16:29 PM
Snakes on a Plane 2: Asp Addiction
by krullboy
Mar 23rd, 2006
09:18:19 PM
I got confirmation...
by Alonzo Mosely
Mar 23rd, 2006
09:43:13 PM
2 Snakes 2 Furious on a Plane 2
by Johnno
Mar 23rd, 2006
09:59:24 PM
Genius,
by Smurfette
Mar 23rd, 2006
10:01:02 PM
I guess Im that 1%
by Jon E Cin
Mar 23rd, 2006
11:06:47 PM
This will ruin the movie, and Hollywood as a whole.
by Rollo Tomassi
Mar 23rd, 2006
11:46:25 PM
Oh Gawd!
by Cold Winter Wind
Mar 24th, 2006
12:02:15 AM
Is the plane part of the Dharma Initiative?
by Darth_Potter
Mar 24th, 2006
12:03:46 AM
ooops
by Cold Winter Wind
Mar 24th, 2006
12:04:34 AM
Most worthless movie ever...
by Doc_McCoy
Mar 24th, 2006
12:26:37 AM
MOVIE SOUNDS FUN BUT JACKSON IN NEED OF A HIT
by moto
Mar 24th, 2006
12:30:57 AM
snakes mothafucka! and steamy snake sex
by angrykirby.tk
Mar 24th, 2006
12:52:38 AM

by cannedpasta
Mar 24th, 2006
12:56:25 AM
Jackson's good performances
by Doc_McCoy
Mar 24th, 2006
01:20:23 AM
SNAKES,
by buster00
Mar 24th, 2006
01:54:32 AM
"You want to see what a real Python looks like!"
by chien_sale
Mar 24th, 2006
02:44:05 AM
Pipers, Pythons and Parachutes..oh my..
by Jugs
Mar 24th, 2006
02:58:50 AM
Snakes
by sparkydmb
Mar 24th, 2006
03:00:33 AM
Kurt Russel
by Fortunesfool
Mar 24th, 2006
03:13:07 AM
Toros en un avi
by CuervoJones
Mar 24th, 2006
03:41:37 AM
Does HARRY POTTER turn up
by Darth Kong
Mar 24th, 2006
04:07:49 AM
You're reading the title wrong
by Darth Kong
Mar 24th, 2006
04:10:53 AM
I don't know.... I was kinda jazzed by all the hoohar..
by BendersShinyAss
Mar 24th, 2006
06:36:33 AM
Wow, this talkback has been one for the ages
by BendersShinyAss
Mar 24th, 2006
06:57:23 AM
ha ha
by haywire666
Mar 24th, 2006
07:15:39 AM
if it proves popular, the 3rd season of Lost will
by durhay
Mar 24th, 2006
07:26:18 AM
Reshoot, eh...
by GaiustheBrave
Mar 24th, 2006
08:58:24 AM
Give us some Southland Tales news or shut up about it!
by dobbler
Mar 24th, 2006
10:32:22 AM
when was the last time anyone saw....
by rudyhalloran
Mar 24th, 2006
01:06:18 PM
ELEPHANTS ON A HANG GLIDER
by ZombieSolutions
Mar 24th, 2006
02:28:22 PM
SQUID ON A MOPED
by ZombieSolutions
Mar 24th, 2006
02:35:34 PM
ummm....
by vinceklortho
Mar 24th, 2006
03:42:24 PM
Evil Dancing Jews on a Van: Starring Adam Sandler
by Chief Redcock
Mar 24th, 2006
05:02:31 PM
Tits on a Ritz
by Jonas Grumpy
Mar 24th, 2006
05:11:19 PM
Heffalumps on a Hibachi
by Jonas Grumpy
Mar 24th, 2006
05:13:57 PM
Mongooses on a Moped
by Jonas Grumpy
Mar 24th, 2006
05:15:27 PM
Cranes on a Crane
by Jonas Grumpy
Mar 24th, 2006
05:16:31 PM
Bisexuals on a Bicycle Built for Two
by Jonas Grumpy
Mar 24th, 2006
05:18:03 PM
Koalas on a Kayak
by Jonas Grumpy
Mar 24th, 2006
05:20:09 PM
Elephants on a Fence
by Jonas Grumpy
Mar 24th, 2006
05:21:07 PM
Legless Lizards in a Limousine
by Jonas Grumpy
Mar 24th, 2006
05:38:29 PM
Toucans in a Taxi
by Jonas Grumpy
Mar 24th, 2006
05:38:55 PM
Just a wild guess here...
by BannedOnTheRun
Mar 24th, 2006
05:53:24 PM
Scorpians On A Tricycle
by ZombieSolutions
Mar 24th, 2006
06:35:55 PM
the question: what would Chuck Norris do?
by durhay
Mar 24th, 2006
06:54:06 PM
PEE WEE HERMAN???
by LordOfTheThings
Mar 24th, 2006
07:12:14 PM
Sam Jackson has never been the reason I've seen one of
by slone13
Mar 24th, 2006
07:57:08 PM
his movies
by slone13
Mar 24th, 2006
07:58:28 PM
Snakes On A Plane 2:
by don music
Mar 24th, 2006
09:42:42 PM
This will sssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSUCK!!!!
by PORKY
Mar 25th, 2006
02:30:59 PM
Snakes!!!
by lancelot10
Mar 25th, 2006
04:56:54 PM
Snake: The Final Frontier
by chien_sale
Mar 26th, 2006
03:18:43 AM

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