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Hey folks, Harry here. The world is so bizarre at times. On the same day - I find out who is playing young Roger Ebert in the Russ Meyer Biopic that's apparently coming up... though in my opinion the only director that should be allowed to shoot that is John Waters or David Lynch or... heh... David Cronenberg. Heh. David Cronenberg's RUSS MEYER!!! I'd get in line now. Heh. Meanwhile at the same time, I get confirmed news on who is playing me in the Weinstein Company's FANBOYS. Strange strange world...

Harry,

Roger Ebert was on the Howard Stern show today and he mentioned that there is a movie about Russ Meyer in the works and that Philip Seymour Hoffman is set to play him (Roger Ebert)!

Call me KEVLO9

Ok - now that's pretty damn cool. Having a best actor nominee play Roger is just kinda awesome. And I can just see Phillip in the Ebert wig. That'd be hilarious! Meanwhile... in the Weinstein Company's production of FANBOYS the 'character' of Harry Knowles (name negotiations continuing - damn legalities) will be played by everybody's favorite LOST character... JORGE GARCIA... that's right. In an odd bit of chicken and egg, the rumors that Hurley was based on me, according to Herc, have now pushed Jorge's career from playing a character that was perhaps in some small part based on me to actually playing me in a film. All I know is the character of Harry Knowles is responsible for giving the guys the plans, schematics, etc for getting into SkyWalker Ranch. And apparently my character arrives in a 1954 Chevy 210 DelMar. And if you think that's insane, I actually own a 1953 Chevy BelAir. I just hope the license plate says "SELLOUT" - heh. Why am I not playing myself? Well, I told the filmmakers that frankly I'd be more interested in just seeing who they'd cast as me. Now, I'm just dying to see a still of Jorge as Harry!

I have to say, Ebert's confession on Stern has my curiosity up.... anybody know anything else regarding this RUSS MEYER movie? That sounds awesome. I just hope that at some future Oscar ceremony. Jorge and Hoffman are battling it out for a Supporting Actor Oscar for playing two film critics. LOL - talk about delusions of grandeur. Sheesh. Hang on, I'll pull the GOODYEAR tag off the back of my head.

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First!!!
by Kung Fu Hustler
Feb 23rd, 2006
12:28:03 PM
Who?
by SalvatoreGravano
Feb 23rd, 2006
12:28:30 PM
Could it be true?
by Reverendz
Feb 23rd, 2006
12:28:45 PM
first? Can't be
by oisin5199
Feb 23rd, 2006
12:29:13 PM
First
by SoulOnIce
Feb 23rd, 2006
12:29:39 PM
dude!
by newc0253
Feb 23rd, 2006
12:29:56 PM
FIRST!
by monkeybrow
Feb 23rd, 2006
12:31:54 PM
the minute delay is playing hell with the firsters
by newc0253
Feb 23rd, 2006
12:32:31 PM
Damnit
by billfro
Feb 23rd, 2006
12:35:53 PM
I think Andy Dick would be perfect to play Harry
by mustang_dvs
Feb 23rd, 2006
12:37:26 PM
I'm First Too!
by all
Feb 23rd, 2006
12:42:57 PM
Pretty much no-brainer physical casting...
by Childe Roland
Feb 23rd, 2006
12:43:17 PM
What?! It's not Keanu Reeves?! DAMMIT!
by SpyGuy
Feb 23rd, 2006
12:46:19 PM
Should'a been Mike Myers
by Blanket-Man
Feb 23rd, 2006
12:51:07 PM
Who's going to play Oprah?
by FluffyUnbound
Feb 23rd, 2006
12:51:51 PM
News about Harry Knowles kicks JAMES BOND 007 off...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 23rd, 2006
12:52:44 PM
whatever happened to Mike Myers?
by superstar
Feb 23rd, 2006
12:57:59 PM
Why not Carrot Top?
by monkeymafia
Feb 23rd, 2006
12:59:32 PM
Wasn't Mike Myers...
by Childe Roland
Feb 23rd, 2006
01:00:58 PM
Why wouldn't you play yourself, Harry?
by Trazadone
Feb 23rd, 2006
01:01:59 PM
Harry should be CGI inspired by...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 23rd, 2006
01:02:03 PM
this sounds funny
by ryan mecum
Feb 23rd, 2006
01:02:31 PM
Fuckin' hilarious all 'round
by monorail77
Feb 23rd, 2006
01:02:52 PM
Bruce Vilanch should play Harry
by fiester
Feb 23rd, 2006
01:07:42 PM
I thought Roger Ebert WAS Harry Knowles
by Gorrister
Feb 23rd, 2006
01:09:29 PM
Hey Traz-
by Childe Roland
Feb 23rd, 2006
01:11:29 PM
i saw this and i was like...wha??
by jig98
Feb 23rd, 2006
01:16:57 PM
Iwas a fan of Eberts, but now, he can kiss my ass!
by Shermdawg
Feb 23rd, 2006
01:17:24 PM
Maybe in Fanboys Special Edition they can CGI in a Harr
by DonKingKong
Feb 23rd, 2006
01:19:42 PM
Fourteenth or thereabouts..oooohh Cunty.
by BankyEdwards2309
Feb 23rd, 2006
01:22:04 PM
Who is Harry Knowles?
by tentwelve74
Feb 23rd, 2006
01:32:45 PM
Lets hope those h'wood hacks stay true to source...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 23rd, 2006
01:32:59 PM
tentwelve74...
by torpor_haze
Feb 23rd, 2006
01:44:27 PM
monorail77
by Flickerhead
Feb 23rd, 2006
01:51:48 PM
And what it looks like is that he stuck it into some...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 23rd, 2006
01:53:48 PM
more FUCKING importantly, who plays Russ's GIRLS?
by HypeEndsHere
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:01:22 PM
i think hulk hogan should play harry
by EatingPickles
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:04:19 PM
What about the guy who ate himself to death in Seven?
by Nate Champion
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:08:13 PM
Better than Horatio Sanz
by theBigE
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:10:35 PM
What a load of crap...
by Achilles
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:11:49 PM
Harry and Ebert
by GaiustheBrave
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:12:06 PM
Did Harry actually refer to himself as a critic?
by Nate Champion
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:12:50 PM
Why do they need an actor?
by badboymason
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:16:43 PM
Bacon
by smapde_is_lord
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:18:01 PM
Fucking. Awesome.
by PwnedByStallone
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:18:25 PM
Or maybe we get a scene with IRS where he...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:23:12 PM
Harry, how do you say "heh" out loud?
by vinceklortho
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:24:31 PM
The Meyer movie is based on the new book.
by Some Dude
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:30:58 PM
Achilles: What a load of crap.
by Some Dude
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:32:59 PM
Hoffman and Cruise have same nose...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:34:56 PM
"In an odd bit of chicken and egg"
by MrBoinfoint
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:36:18 PM
Heh.
by Nac
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:38:16 PM
Ginger's creep me out....
by skycrapper
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:44:13 PM
Was Louie Anderson busy?
by Heckles
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:44:21 PM
tom, dick and harry(1941)... so its a reimagining!!!
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:46:49 PM
Jorge Garcia better start packing on the weight
by TheBaxter
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:49:18 PM
Hey Achilles
by monorail77
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:52:31 PM
"Hello Newman!"
by pokadoo
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:53:36 PM
Thanks Flickerhead
by monorail77
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:56:19 PM
That fat guy from Lost can play Harry!
by Orionsangels
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:58:04 PM
Achilles vs. Achilles
by symphy
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:58:10 PM
me too, Symphy
by monorail77
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:00:59 PM
I refuse to see a movie about Harry Knowles
by smackfu
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:01:06 PM
Banned From the Ranch: The Movie
by FlashGordon
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:13:30 PM
Indiana Jones and the Amnesia from outerspace
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:18:56 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
by MattCG
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:22:37 PM
Rob Cohen is directing
by Vern
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:27:17 PM
So who would play Ebert when he's all stroked out?
by Cumlauncher
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:27:28 PM
Indiana Jones and Mommy dearest....
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:29:41 PM
I thought Kristen Bell was playing Harry in Fanboys.
by Barry Egan
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:30:30 PM
I'd pay good money...
by Childe Roland
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:31:00 PM
Indiana Jones and the Brokeback Mountain Spoiler
by Thunderpants
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:35:40 PM
I assumed Andy Serkis would provide the motion-capture
by Lone Fox
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:35:50 PM
I used to attend critic screenings in Chicago...
by RaylanGivens
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:40:08 PM
Phillip Seymour Hoffman is not Roger Ebert
by Lectronomo
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:41:22 PM
And I agree with Lone Fox...
by RaylanGivens
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:41:39 PM
Director
by Karn Evil 9
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:42:17 PM
Raiders of the American Myth
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:44:04 PM
Posting about Harry's weight won't get you in trouble
by Lone Fox
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:46:21 PM
First!!!
by Ender's Jeesh
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:47:36 PM
Phillip Seymour Hoffman...
by oh_riginal
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:47:59 PM
first, i think the Ewok guy was from Kilborn's Show.
by HypeEndsHere
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:53:48 PM
Symphy...
by GaiustheBrave
Feb 23rd, 2006
04:00:44 PM
yes, Ewok Guy was from Craig Kilborn...
by ScreamingPenis
Feb 23rd, 2006
04:01:27 PM
They should make Harry CGI
by Edward Brock
Feb 23rd, 2006
04:10:39 PM
They should make Harry CGI
by Edward Brock
Feb 23rd, 2006
04:11:32 PM
Maybe in Fanboys Special Edition they can CGI in a Harr
by DonKingKong
Feb 23rd, 2006
04:14:01 PM
Actually, what Ebert said on Stern WAS...
by MrEkoLetMeLive
Feb 23rd, 2006
04:19:53 PM
We all know Harry is going to pimp this movie
by The Founder
Feb 23rd, 2006
04:20:09 PM
I thought Garcia was already supposed to be you
by www.valiens.com
Feb 23rd, 2006
04:30:22 PM
Name negotiations?
by Doc_McCoy
Feb 23rd, 2006
04:32:07 PM
Once I saw computers running all over the island...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 23rd, 2006
04:32:11 PM
Harry should have been animatronic
by paralyser-pro
Feb 23rd, 2006
04:33:23 PM
Nah, must be CGI or we loose Serkiss trademark...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 23rd, 2006
04:39:12 PM
Dear God you are right, Rob Cowen is directing...
by vinceklortho
Feb 23rd, 2006
04:48:21 PM
Indiana Jones Gets Fused to a Sofa
by Ray Garraty #47
Feb 23rd, 2006
04:51:09 PM
Semaj, you're a true asshole!
by Lance Rock
Feb 23rd, 2006
04:52:02 PM
Guillermo del Toro SHOULD play Harry...
by StigMata
Feb 23rd, 2006
04:52:51 PM
Indiana Jones And the Egg Nog Enema
by Uncapie
Feb 23rd, 2006
04:57:48 PM
Mike Meyers should play Harry Knowles.
by acroyear77
Feb 23rd, 2006
05:19:38 PM
Or the fat guy from Hollywood Squares?
by acroyear77
Feb 23rd, 2006
05:21:32 PM
Thunderpants: Brokeback Mountain Spioler
by FlashGordon
Feb 23rd, 2006
05:27:08 PM
Is This Life Imitating Art, Art Imitating Life...
by hipcheck13
Feb 23rd, 2006
05:27:37 PM
I thought you had them Stars in Hollywood...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 23rd, 2006
05:30:34 PM
Anybody else getting tired...
by Aragorn II
Feb 23rd, 2006
05:32:57 PM
Patrick Deuel!
by Durendal
Feb 23rd, 2006
05:33:51 PM
1954 Chevy 210 DelMar?
by googamooga
Feb 23rd, 2006
05:36:39 PM
Indiana Jones and the Clairvoyant Fan
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 23rd, 2006
05:39:24 PM
Hey, what about Jupiter?
by Durendal
Feb 23rd, 2006
05:46:49 PM
Aint-it-Cool: The Movie
by FlashGordon
Feb 23rd, 2006
05:48:50 PM
Man, it's gotta be so humiliating. to post "FIRST"...
by slone13
Feb 23rd, 2006
05:51:29 PM
I'M FED UP WITH THE HARRY FAT JOKES!
by FlashGordon
Feb 23rd, 2006
06:03:11 PM
I not think so. Serkiss should play Moriarty TOO thus..
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 23rd, 2006
06:03:47 PM
Phillip Seymour Hoffman....
by oh_riginal
Feb 23rd, 2006
06:04:11 PM
To those who are aksing
by emeraldboy
Feb 23rd, 2006
06:17:01 PM
First!!!
by HansDelbruck
Feb 23rd, 2006
06:17:09 PM
150th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
by FlashGordon
Feb 23rd, 2006
06:25:16 PM
But who is playing ME?!?!?!?!?!
by ChickenGeorgeVII
Feb 23rd, 2006
06:29:29 PM
Semaj
by FlashGordon
Feb 23rd, 2006
06:29:36 PM
.jameS, yvan eht nioJ
by HypeEndsHere
Feb 23rd, 2006
06:35:05 PM
Semaj
by Thunderpants
Feb 23rd, 2006
06:35:07 PM
This one needs much more exposure George...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 23rd, 2006
06:47:50 PM
The New SPIDER-MAN 3 poster is up at SuperHeroHype.com
by KAWS
Feb 23rd, 2006
07:47:40 PM
Indiana Jones and the Has-Been Old Fart
by AnimeJune
Feb 23rd, 2006
07:52:06 PM
Yvan eht Niooooj...
by AnimeJune
Feb 23rd, 2006
07:54:38 PM
Bruce Vilanch as Harry!
by Flim Springfield
Feb 23rd, 2006
08:13:56 PM
My delicious body
by 300lb Net Hunk
Feb 23rd, 2006
08:30:10 PM
Heh.
by Nac
Feb 23rd, 2006
08:31:13 PM
"Why am I not playing myself?"
by The Midget_King
Feb 23rd, 2006
09:20:03 PM
sounds like "Abbot and Costello GO TO THE MOVIES!"
by Hideo Kojima
Feb 23rd, 2006
10:40:26 PM
V for Venom...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 23rd, 2006
10:49:38 PM
What about that fat guy in Titanic?
by Osmosis Jones
Feb 23rd, 2006
11:05:14 PM
Yeah, Happy birthday. lol
by H5N1
Feb 23rd, 2006
11:12:18 PM
How much weight does Jorge Garcia have to gain?
by Det. John Kimble
Feb 24th, 2006
12:29:26 AM
Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Thyroid Condition
by mraig
Feb 24th, 2006
12:55:54 AM
Jorge Garcia Playing Harry?
by Doc_Strange
Feb 24th, 2006
01:46:44 AM
Hoffman is not playing Ebert.
by 3 Bag Enema
Feb 24th, 2006
02:11:22 AM
Phillip Seymour Hoffman....
by oh_riginal
Feb 24th, 2006
02:37:29 AM
Awwww someone gets to 'play' Harry..
by Jugs
Feb 24th, 2006
06:31:15 AM
How about the entire defensive line of the 1985 Chicago
by Borgnine JR
Feb 24th, 2006
08:28:38 AM
Fast food franchise and the homecomming queer...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 24th, 2006
08:59:30 AM
SCENE 41: Harry's Palace, Sunset
by smackfu
Feb 24th, 2006
09:11:49 AM
What a surprise...
by performingmonkey
Feb 24th, 2006
09:23:08 AM
Although I buy Garcia as Knowles (congrats Harry w/ it)
by moviemaniac-7
Feb 24th, 2006
09:41:07 AM
I hate these movies already.
by Ingeld
Feb 24th, 2006
10:01:02 AM
The Death of Cinema. Starring: The audience. Plot:...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 24th, 2006
10:02:44 AM
King Leer
by Gigolo Joe
Feb 24th, 2006
10:32:20 AM
Indiana Jones and Last Formula
by Steve Playhill
Feb 24th, 2006
10:46:53 AM
Harry Knowles Raped my childhood
by Fortunesfool
Feb 24th, 2006
11:29:09 AM
Harry,why do you say such gay things
by SIR-SLEDGE450
Feb 24th, 2006
11:43:35 AM
I thought they would use a CGI Harry,
by robosushi
Feb 24th, 2006
12:21:20 PM
Clean the shit out of your ears
by B
Feb 24th, 2006
12:45:38 PM
The kid HEAD! from I Married an Axe Murderer
by Knobules
Feb 24th, 2006
01:02:12 PM
Indiana Jones and the Morbidly Obese Shut-in
by Col. Klink
Feb 24th, 2006
02:27:56 PM

by drjones
Feb 24th, 2006
03:07:22 PM
Awesome to see Orson Welles and JediLiam in the same...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 24th, 2006
03:09:41 PM
Who puts a film critic in ANY kind of movie other..
by commonsense101
Feb 24th, 2006
03:22:58 PM
Goddamn Harry, Beat Off to yourself a little more
by DOGSOUP
Feb 24th, 2006
03:41:42 PM
Hey you computer geeks out there, look here!
by Ingeld
Feb 24th, 2006
03:55:17 PM
Why don't they start making directors CGI, and...
by commonsense101
Feb 24th, 2006
03:55:34 PM
What about the kid who played the goalie
by Big Jim
Feb 24th, 2006
04:06:04 PM
Or he should ask that star, Spong Bob's best..
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 24th, 2006
04:32:49 PM
King Leer ok, I guess I owe you somehow for DUEL...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 24th, 2006
04:48:38 PM
and drooling sound UNCOOL as defined...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 24th, 2006
05:00:52 PM
Movie title computer generator. Exactly what we need...
by H5N1
Feb 24th, 2006
06:18:31 PM
Childe Roland - I just read Ebert's Nemesis review...
by scrumdiddly
Feb 24th, 2006
06:37:40 PM
Awesome tentwelve74... I agree
by MaulRat
Feb 24th, 2006
06:46:14 PM
Indiana Jones and the Harry Ass Crack
by Exterminans
Feb 24th, 2006
06:59:13 PM
performingmonkey
by Hendricks1
Feb 24th, 2006
11:35:11 PM
Phillip Seymour Hoffman....
by oh_riginal
Feb 24th, 2006
11:45:27 PM
Poor Jorge Garcia...
by My Ass Smells
Feb 25th, 2006
12:21:33 AM
Hippopotamic, starring Harrynardio DeCaprio
by hig_hurtenflurst
Feb 25th, 2006
12:34:25 AM
The Flensing
by hig_hurtenflurst
Feb 25th, 2006
12:35:41 AM
So are they waxing Garcia's eyebrows off?
by El Vale
Feb 25th, 2006
02:00:01 AM
I know how this one starts:
by scrumdiddly
Feb 25th, 2006
07:01:07 AM
Ok folks. The Indy parody titles are getting old.
by Undead Neverhood
Feb 25th, 2006
07:08:05 AM
Why doesn't Ebert play himself?
by Trazadone
Feb 25th, 2006
02:42:59 PM
2 days and still no correction
by streeter
Feb 25th, 2006
04:08:32 PM
Holy Crap This Is Cool
by skoobyx
Feb 25th, 2006
10:13:06 PM
Gene Siskel = F. Murray Abraham
by Chief Redcock
Feb 25th, 2006
11:07:25 PM
Hey, what's with that fucking white space at th bottom?
by Chief Redcock
Feb 25th, 2006
11:08:21 PM
"Name Negotiations" =
by LouGossetPhillip
Feb 26th, 2006
10:36:04 AM
Hey, where is Semaj? Those posts rocked!
by BilboRing
Feb 28th, 2006
09:05:04 AM

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