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Bond Fans Worldwide Getting Angry... And Missing The Point Completely?!

Hi, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab...

Online petitions are funny things. Nine times out of ten, they are complete wastes of time, and even that tenth time, they don’t really change anything. The most you can ever hope to do is point out to someone that there is a passionate fan base united on this point or that. The internet has proven to be a good way to gather diverse groups of fans in one “place,” if nothing else, and right now, it seems that there’s a whole lot of people with James Bond on their minds.

Now, Harry and I are going to be doing something special involving CASINO ROYALE sometime in the very near future, but in the meantime, take a look at this:

hey harry, seen this yet?

CLICK HERE!

If you go take a look at that site, you’ll see a bunch of outrage over the casting of Daniel Craig from a bunch of “life-long Bond fans.”

So if you’re life-long Bond fans, why are you missing the point so completely?

If you really want to be outraged about something, how about finally growing a pair of balls and calling for the removal of Barbara Broccoli and Michael Wilson as producers of the Bond franchise? Casting doesn’t matter, and will NEVER matter, until the franchise is finally in the hands of someone with respect for the source material and the character that Ian Fleming created. Bitching because Daniel Craig has the wrong hair color or because he’s not a pretty boy demonstrates to me that you have no idea what made James Bond an icon in the first place. You want to work up a head of steam? How about being pissed that they’re finally going to adapt one of the best books Fleming wrote, and they’ve decided to rape it the way they’ve always raped his work?

How about getting upset that once again product placement seems more important than creating a product worth watching?

Or for fuck’s sake, why aren’t you angry about the asinine and completely insane decision to make it poker instead of baccarat?

I agree that there are things to be concerned about right now in the Bond franchise, and I have been saying for weeks to people around me that this film already smells like one of the year’s big embarrassments. But the casting of Daniel Craig may turn out to be the one thing they did right. If you really love James Bond, then you need to get your priorities straight and look at where the rot that is slowly tearing this franchise apart began. It’s not with an actor who has no real power over the creative direction of the series, and it’s not over whether or not someone’s a pretty boy.

Then again, I never fail to be amazed at how many so-called Bond fans have never cracked a book in their lives, so maybe I shouldn’t be surprised at all.

"Moriarty" out.





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Just don't care
by Gorrister
Feb 22nd, 2006
12:54:31 AM
Baccarat?
by Mr Glass
Feb 22nd, 2006
12:55:36 AM
I've never had a problem with Daniel Craig...
by Miracleman
Feb 22nd, 2006
12:56:43 AM
Bond Storylines
by Gorrister
Feb 22nd, 2006
12:58:03 AM
Bond fans upset that James Bond movies suck?
by RonaldLark
Feb 22nd, 2006
01:00:19 AM
Daniel Craig was cool in LAYER CAKE
by Sithlord_999
Feb 22nd, 2006
01:02:06 AM
Casino Royale
by conniebrean
Feb 22nd, 2006
01:05:01 AM
As someone who's read the books AND seen Craig act...
by Mr Stonky
Feb 22nd, 2006
01:05:07 AM
Amen, Brother! Preach it!
by Zardoz
Feb 22nd, 2006
01:07:29 AM
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black
by bravogolfhotel
Feb 22nd, 2006
01:13:16 AM
I agree
by quentintarantado
Feb 22nd, 2006
01:35:09 AM
I have every single book.
by Det. John Kimble
Feb 22nd, 2006
01:39:21 AM
There is a differnce in the James Bond
by Lukecash
Feb 22nd, 2006
01:44:41 AM
Kubrick shadow directed the original...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 22nd, 2006
01:44:54 AM
Daniel Craig will be one of the best Bonds ever
by Proman1984
Feb 22nd, 2006
01:53:22 AM
Moriarty one of your more astute observations
by Regis Travolta
Feb 22nd, 2006
01:55:22 AM
KEEP IN MIND WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE FRANCHISE
by moto
Feb 22nd, 2006
01:55:51 AM
let's say I agree with lukecash
by quentintarantado
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:09:29 AM
I think it's time the series had a change..
by General_Mortimer
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:11:24 AM
For The Seven BILLIONTH Time...
by TheRealMoriarty
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:23:20 AM
Curt...
by TheRealMoriarty
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:43:22 AM
Daniel Craig should win the Oscar...
by AnnoyYou
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:47:16 AM
my opinion, for anyone who cares
by satansteve
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:57:12 AM
The new Aston Martin...
by L. Duderino
Feb 22nd, 2006
03:07:30 AM
YEAH
by gravitasone
Feb 22nd, 2006
03:14:54 AM
@gravitasone
by L. Duderino
Feb 22nd, 2006
03:22:02 AM
THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS
by kwisatzhaderach
Feb 22nd, 2006
03:31:03 AM
TheRealMoriarty...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 22nd, 2006
03:36:29 AM
Sweet cheeks of Buddha !
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Feb 22nd, 2006
03:40:14 AM
you know what this film should called?
by executiverockerX
Feb 22nd, 2006
03:57:22 AM
@Aren
by L. Duderino
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:04:07 AM
Moriarty isn't Harry.
by L. Duderino
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:05:26 AM
Petition against Craig?
by Lone Fox
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:12:08 AM
Fan-Boy spanners.
by Johnny Wishbone
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:12:25 AM
Casting
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:13:28 AM
Casting
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:30:09 AM
what they should be petitioning about...
by skynetbauxi
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:31:15 AM
How it is...
by Quai-Gon-Chimp
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:33:42 AM
Aren
by Ribbons
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:34:27 AM
Culture!
by LucienPierce
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:37:22 AM
Bond had become a self-parody...
by Desk
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:39:19 AM
Shoot me, I hated Pierce.
by Jugs
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:39:55 AM
I think Daniel is the perfect choice for CR.
by Lenny Nero
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:46:32 AM
Daniel Craig will be an excellent Bond
by Spacesheik
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:55:27 AM
Moriarty is absolutely right. And.. whoah!
by 3 Bag Enema
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:56:01 AM
Why all the Poker hate?
by Zino
Feb 22nd, 2006
05:02:56 AM
Zino
by TheRealMoriarty
Feb 22nd, 2006
05:20:37 AM
Poker
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Feb 22nd, 2006
05:24:14 AM
Poker vs Chemin De Fer
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Feb 22nd, 2006
05:26:43 AM
I signed that petition!
by misnomer
Feb 22nd, 2006
05:28:50 AM
If I really cared at all about the Bond flicks...
by SalvatoreGravano
Feb 22nd, 2006
05:40:34 AM
That petition site
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Feb 22nd, 2006
05:41:06 AM
so shoot me
by superstar
Feb 22nd, 2006
05:52:38 AM
Oh please
by ElsieZiiippp
Feb 22nd, 2006
06:02:30 AM
Daniel Craig
by m0rl0ck
Feb 22nd, 2006
06:05:50 AM
Moonraker was the best one
by minestrone29
Feb 22nd, 2006
06:23:19 AM
You are SOOO right!
by Evil Chicken
Feb 22nd, 2006
06:31:51 AM
Oh balls, moriarty.
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
06:36:22 AM
The first charismatic successor and everyone's bitchin
by Benway1
Feb 22nd, 2006
06:44:57 AM
The first charismatic successor and everyone's bitchin
by Benway1
Feb 22nd, 2006
06:45:53 AM
Look, Benway
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
06:51:24 AM
Craig sucks but...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 22nd, 2006
07:22:34 AM
Moriarty, yes I play poker...
by Zino
Feb 22nd, 2006
07:23:18 AM
Dude_gimme_tabs
by Zino
Feb 22nd, 2006
07:34:16 AM
I agree, Curtis. DAD pretty much blew chunks
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
07:36:43 AM
Wasting their time
by board shitlez
Feb 22nd, 2006
07:46:55 AM
Does Moriarty play baccarat?
by squidman
Feb 22nd, 2006
07:50:20 AM
Moondoggy...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 22nd, 2006
07:51:22 AM
agree with spacesheik
by board shitlez
Feb 22nd, 2006
07:53:03 AM
Also since this movie is now about poker...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 22nd, 2006
08:09:57 AM
Bravo Mori!
by RenoNevada2000
Feb 22nd, 2006
08:10:01 AM
curt
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
08:15:24 AM
Why poker is a bad choice
by RenoNevada2000
Feb 22nd, 2006
08:16:35 AM
Wasnt there another problem with this movie??
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
08:19:59 AM
Reno nailed it...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 22nd, 2006
08:34:29 AM
They still make "Bond" movies?
by Pongo
Feb 22nd, 2006
09:03:59 AM
poker?
by ZO
Feb 22nd, 2006
09:05:35 AM
Have you read the books, Mori?
by Captain Grimes
Feb 22nd, 2006
09:06:36 AM
They cast Craig for the ACTING ability
by performingmonkey
Feb 22nd, 2006
09:08:47 AM
The Bond from the books doesn't work on screen
by I Dunno
Feb 22nd, 2006
09:33:53 AM
Argue all you want about Bond's new direction
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
09:35:26 AM
sticking to source?
by ikkyu
Feb 22nd, 2006
09:38:58 AM
I agree, dunno. Its obvious that Pierce was fired
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
09:41:22 AM
Yeah and he'll buy that guitar
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 22nd, 2006
09:42:36 AM
And just remember, kiddies...
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
09:47:22 AM
Moondoggy, Fleming was dead in 1969...
by Captain Grimes
Feb 22nd, 2006
09:53:07 AM
The Brozzer
by board shitlez
Feb 22nd, 2006
09:59:46 AM
I thought...
by mbeemer
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:02:23 AM
Captain, grimes, check your facts before you speak
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:08:29 AM
Flemming was whoring the series whatewer way $$$ and
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:11:46 AM
ahhh sh*t. I'm sorry. Looks like im the one who
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:12:02 AM
No problem, Moondoggy
by Captain Grimes
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:13:12 AM
I appologize, captain. I was wrong
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:17:12 AM
crap in a hat!! a double post.
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:18:20 AM
I hate it when that happens
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:20:23 AM
moondoggy2u- I happened to like Lazenby
by RenoNevada2000
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:22:43 AM
Baccaratatat tat squidman et. al.
by ESBYoda
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:24:06 AM
Well said!
by TheDailySentinel
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:24:46 AM
Curt, I never said I liked Lazenby
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:26:36 AM
MGM would never force people to do shit movies
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:30:39 AM
But reno, what's the point?
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:31:06 AM
but I thought i would be missunderstood...ah
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:31:39 AM
By the way, mori is right about the poker point.
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:34:37 AM
lol, sorry curt. Been up all night doing indiana jones
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:36:35 AM
Moon... I meant missunderstood for...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:38:23 AM
"Poppa was a rollin' sto-one...!"
by Osmosis Jones
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:39:27 AM
Moon... I meant missunderstood for...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:41:35 AM
yeah Moondoggy2u, I am surprised there still...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:46:10 AM
actually there were two other ones
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:46:23 AM
Actually I read this for...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 22nd, 2006
10:53:37 AM
Tell me about it, curt
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:10:49 AM
Royale with cheese
by DrLektor
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:12:48 AM
I would al
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:14:16 AM
I would always shoot diamonds...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:16:33 AM
They're Not Really "Missing the Point"
by abcdefghijklmnop
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:22:53 AM
Absolutely
by shutterghost
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:25:30 AM
Have you seen The Matador?
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:27:51 AM
To ESBYoda -
by squidman
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:28:37 AM
abcdefghijklmnop, you are absolutely right
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:30:08 AM
They should predict their audience not...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:36:16 AM
was there ever a time when Bond WASNT
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:41:27 AM
Michael Keaton
by Bob Muttonchops
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:51:02 AM
For God's sake, I am begging all of you. . .
by Ingeld
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:54:53 AM
The Keaton Argument...
by abcdefghijklmnop
Feb 22nd, 2006
12:32:53 PM
Look you ignorant sluts...
by LordAsh
Feb 22nd, 2006
01:33:23 PM
4000 people worldwide have signed that petition
by Liberty Valance
Feb 22nd, 2006
01:53:39 PM
Zino...
by TheRealMoriarty
Feb 22nd, 2006
01:58:44 PM
Bruce Willis = comon man. Moriarty = Hans Gruber
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:04:43 PM
But Bond IS the common man
by Captain Grimes
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:14:04 PM
Mori
by Kung Fu Hustler
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:17:42 PM
There's a reason the literary Bond should come back....
by Max Meanie
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:33:20 PM
max meanie...good points.
by vinceklortho
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:50:41 PM
SIDENOTE: Goldfinger kicks ass.
by vinceklortho
Feb 22nd, 2006
02:53:09 PM
Craig will not be a coldwar spy, Max
by moondoggy2u
Feb 22nd, 2006
03:14:34 PM
Book != Movie (shock!)
by Prince_Menthol
Feb 22nd, 2006
03:14:56 PM
Drew and McG, please do: "Charlie's Angels - The...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 22nd, 2006
03:17:22 PM
Good point Moriarty...
by Zino
Feb 22nd, 2006
03:29:02 PM
Wrong tb. Sincere apologies.
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 22nd, 2006
03:31:27 PM
moondoggy - I ain't defending the new film...
by Max Meanie
Feb 22nd, 2006
03:34:57 PM
"sexist, misogynist dinosaur"
by DrLektor
Feb 22nd, 2006
03:38:16 PM
Prince_Menthol - movies need spirit of books
by Max Meanie
Feb 22nd, 2006
03:59:50 PM
FRwL - Dalton was bad based on what?
by Max Meanie
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:23:30 PM
poke her
by reckni
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:30:10 PM
Man
by Gungan Slayer
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:40:27 PM
5000 now-but the comments are retarded. I regret
by misnomer
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:47:35 PM
Pierce owned Bond no matter what shit they...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 22nd, 2006
04:55:00 PM
Odd Bonds
by JLP
Feb 22nd, 2006
05:04:29 PM
License to...Reiterate
by Prince_Menthol
Feb 22nd, 2006
05:07:12 PM
Odd Bonds
by JLP
Feb 22nd, 2006
05:08:49 PM
Well...
by ksphotog
Feb 22nd, 2006
05:54:44 PM
Shocked
by phaedrus007
Feb 22nd, 2006
06:03:35 PM
You have to hand it to Moriarity...
by Tony Mike Hall
Feb 22nd, 2006
06:37:31 PM
The whole Baccarat controversy..
by Renholder
Feb 22nd, 2006
07:44:27 PM
Tony Mike Hall, what are you, the official Moriarty ...
by Snuffles
Feb 22nd, 2006
11:55:17 PM
I Like Daniel Craig
by Boxclocke
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:43:07 AM
Poker vs Baccarat
by The Equalizer
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:26:53 AM
I'd have jason statham over gangbanging craig anyday
by FinalSolace4
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:28:21 AM
I'd have jason statham over gangbanging craig anyday
by FinalSolace4
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:29:17 AM
baccarat vs. poker
by rebel299
Feb 23rd, 2006
04:10:53 AM
rebel299
by Zino
Feb 23rd, 2006
05:37:08 AM
But it takes a special kind of guy not to care about...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 23rd, 2006
05:43:45 AM
moondoggy2u
by Benway1
Feb 23rd, 2006
06:32:33 AM
Medical assistance needed!
by HarryBlackPotter
Feb 23rd, 2006
06:33:15 AM
moondoggy2u
by Benway1
Feb 23rd, 2006
06:33:57 AM
moondoggy2u
by Benway1
Feb 23rd, 2006
06:36:55 AM
Lets Face It
by Bob Muttonchops
Feb 23rd, 2006
07:03:14 AM
There is only one way to do Bond...
by UncleEthan
Feb 23rd, 2006
07:36:54 AM
Frwl
by UncleEthan
Feb 23rd, 2006
07:43:07 AM
The Equalizer
by zacdilone
Feb 23rd, 2006
08:02:24 AM
Genius
by Bob Muttonchops
Feb 23rd, 2006
08:24:00 AM
Torture scene
by Dude_gimme_tabs
Feb 23rd, 2006
08:24:51 AM
baccarat
by ikkyu
Feb 23rd, 2006
08:33:38 AM
Maybe they'll show everything but the balls...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 23rd, 2006
08:55:48 AM
I'm highly amused...
by Childe Roland
Feb 23rd, 2006
09:36:24 AM
One more of those AWESOME NEW NEWS and...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 23rd, 2006
10:24:29 AM
Fans Show Support
by JCRendle
Feb 23rd, 2006
11:29:55 AM
Dream come true: Fans vs Fans...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 23rd, 2006
11:40:43 AM
A Couple Thoughts...
by Colierrannd
Feb 23rd, 2006
01:03:09 PM
Girl Pierce would not have been so good.
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 23rd, 2006
01:19:28 PM
Horrific Choice for James Bond
by battlestone
Feb 23rd, 2006
01:27:01 PM
french people
by ikkyu
Feb 23rd, 2006
01:46:36 PM
I love when Moriarty gets mad and jumps in the talkback
by rev_skarekroe
Feb 23rd, 2006
02:00:59 PM
RE: Horrific Choice for James Bond
by Mr Nice Gaius
Feb 23rd, 2006
03:33:41 PM
Aha, they sell us on Bruce Willis&Mickey Rourke...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 23rd, 2006
04:01:39 PM
Greatest Bond Movie: A View to a Kill
by brokebackcowboy
Feb 23rd, 2006
05:45:43 PM
FRwL
by brokebackcowboy
Feb 23rd, 2006
05:53:59 PM
He can go ahead and be the best bong without...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 23rd, 2006
06:11:51 PM
They should have cast Uncle Floyd to play Bond.
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Feb 23rd, 2006
08:29:36 PM
From Russia...
by TELF
Feb 23rd, 2006
08:29:47 PM
FRwL
by brokebackcowboy
Feb 23rd, 2006
08:30:54 PM
Cubby Broccoli ruined Bond back in 1971...
by workshed
Feb 23rd, 2006
09:12:53 PM
WTF?! Tell us how to remove Broccoli & Wilson...
by Hell's Cigarette
Feb 23rd, 2006
11:57:57 PM
And where's all the NIVEN OFFSPRING!!!???...
by commonsense101
Feb 24th, 2006
11:17:05 AM
HEY MORIARTY
by LordAsh
Feb 24th, 2006
12:55:09 PM
Is it allowed to use this site if you are not...
by commonsense101
Feb 24th, 2006
02:58:10 PM
a little stereotyping
by drjones
Feb 24th, 2006
04:14:08 PM
Craig looks excellent for the part.
by superninja
Feb 24th, 2006
06:51:27 PM
Lots of interesting comments.
by superninja
Feb 24th, 2006
06:57:08 PM
Bond as a period character.
by superninja
Feb 24th, 2006
07:00:41 PM
Thats the problem with movies today, nobody...
by Curt Jurgens
Feb 24th, 2006
11:24:20 PM
Broken Teeth. Can't drive stick. Texas Hold'em....
by R.C. the "Wise"
Feb 25th, 2006
11:50:28 AM
I don't understand card games
by Egan Phlegming
Mar 5th, 2006
07:54:25 AM

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