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Published on Tuesday, February 7, 2006 - 4:16am |
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RUNNING SCARED's Online Game... Finger Licking Good? Not Office Safe!
Hey folks, Harry here... With that posting of the BASIC INSTINCT 2 footage, you might've thought I was scrapping the bottom of the barrell in terms of cinematic sleaze... and you could very well be right. No matter what though, the folks at New Line cinema have the highest standards of good taste, they know that real men practice getting their women off and need a game to hone their skills that they first learned about from my BLADE II review. That's right, for their online game... You get to play PAUL WALKER going down on his wife... and the object is to eat her to orgasm! Make her arch her back and beg you to stop. WHAT THE FUCK? I'm serious. They really made a game over there that requires you to hit your arrow keys to emulate eating pussy. This is obviously what the internet was meant for. Right?
Now, I have to say... Paul Walker's wife is the easiest woman in the world to get off... because for one... there's a fucking yellow arrow guide to how to get her off... Personally, this part of the game should have taken longer and been first person perspective instead of staring at the back of Paul Walker's head... and you should have had to listen, locate the clit, alternated between light licking and aggressive licking... get some fingers involved, maybe hum a bit here and there, slow down, speed up... and then upon reaching orgasm, push her further into multiple orgasms and until she begs you to stop... only then have you really passed this level. But what the hell... right? That's for the real world, not this cyber stuff. Heh.
So. You wanna eat out Paul Walker's Wife in this film? Here's how to do it. Go to RunningScaredTheMovie.Com Click on the game thing, choose mature content... enter that info so they know you're at least claiming to be an adult... then your cheat code to get to Paul Walker's wife is "yugorsky" - you've got to drive home first, but right after that, you get to go down on Paul Walker's wife... So guys... gals... do your tongue exercises and get to it! Oh - here's some screenshots to inspire you!


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Reader Talkback
um....surfin for porn and i
get this? by ChickenGeorgeVII | Feb 7th, 2006 03:22:35 AM | first? by ChickenGeorgeVII | Feb 7th, 2006 03:26:37 AM | Seriosly, dude. WTF???? by Proman1984 | Feb 7th, 2006 03:39:39 AM | Yeah good on ya Harry by Ridge | Feb 7th, 2006 03:51:13 AM | And you thought you had no
life! by MaxCalifornia. | Feb 7th, 2006 03:56:51 AM | lmao Max indeed by Ridge | Feb 7th, 2006 03:58:42 AM | "Find the G spot" with my
tongue? by Fish Tank | Feb 7th, 2006 04:01:39 AM | Why is she wearing panties? by Rant Breath | Feb 7th, 2006 04:25:17 AM | I'm nearly speechless...
Hot Coffee anyone? by Negative Man | Feb 7th, 2006 05:13:09 AM | In the immortal words of James
Frey... by ColdAbyss | Feb 7th, 2006 06:34:43 AM | The G-Spot with your tongue?
Is this Gene Simmons? by vikingkitty | Feb 7th, 2006 06:45:02 AM | Fish Tank by stvnhthr | Feb 7th, 2006 07:45:08 AM | Oh - my - God. by scrivener | Feb 7th, 2006 10:01:04 AM | Do you know how many morons
will do this? by Terry_1978 | Feb 7th, 2006 10:06:08 AM | ColdAbyss is right! by steve244 | Feb 7th, 2006 10:40:19 AM | Sometimes Harry reveals
himself 2 be utterly
disgusting by chickychow | Feb 7th, 2006 11:01:46 AM | 1986 by expert24 | Feb 7th, 2006 11:41:19 AM | If only it was that simple in
real life... by Chief Redcock | Feb 7th, 2006 12:02:28 PM | pretty potted plants by TheWumpus | Feb 7th, 2006 12:12:27 PM | Look it's hillary clinton!
ahhh by Orionsangels | Feb 7th, 2006 12:22:20 PM | This is why the internet was
invented by Dr. Meirschultz | Feb 7th, 2006 01:04:03 PM | oh wow... by mocky_puppet | Feb 7th, 2006 02:13:04 PM | oh please... by steve244 | Feb 7th, 2006 03:12:43 PM | re: oh please... by mocky_puppet | Feb 7th, 2006 03:51:50 PM | Cement poisoning? by Uncooked_Meat | Feb 7th, 2006 04:12:07 PM | Plant this up your ass,
Wumpus... by ColdAbyss | Feb 7th, 2006 04:43:22 PM | Wow, is that really what oral
sex is like? by Psalmolive | Feb 7th, 2006 05:28:25 PM | Listen up, ColdAbyss... by Negative Man | Feb 7th, 2006 05:48:40 PM | cold_abyss is mad. by mocky_puppet | Feb 7th, 2006 05:53:41 PM | Oh Mocky_Puppet, he so
smart... by ColdAbyss | Feb 7th, 2006 07:06:06 PM | ColdAbyss is a Whore and a
Cock-holster by GrammarPolice | Feb 7th, 2006 09:27:51 PM | The sound effects alone are
worth the time playing this by Big Bad Clone | Feb 7th, 2006 09:43:48 PM | ColdAbyss by dangarry | Feb 7th, 2006 11:04:30 PM | re: Oh Mocky_Puppet, he so
smart... by mocky_puppet | Feb 7th, 2006 11:46:59 PM | re: Oh Mocky_Puppet, he so
smart... by mocky_puppet | Feb 7th, 2006 11:55:45 PM | thank you dangarry! by mocky_puppet | Feb 8th, 2006 12:03:04 AM | I can't get it to work. by Led Gopher | Feb 8th, 2006 12:27:10 AM | Uh...that's just goofy by Zeke25:17 | Feb 8th, 2006 01:01:33 AM | Billy Crystal & Gregory Hines
never had oral sex by Regis Travolta | Feb 8th, 2006 02:10:28 AM | ewww by PullMyFinger | Feb 8th, 2006 01:48:25 PM | best marketing ploy ever.... by Achelous | Feb 10th, 2006 01:24:23 PM |
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