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RUNNING SCARED's Online Game... Finger Licking Good? Not Office Safe!

Hey folks, Harry here... With that posting of the BASIC INSTINCT 2 footage, you might've thought I was scrapping the bottom of the barrell in terms of cinematic sleaze... and you could very well be right. No matter what though, the folks at New Line cinema have the highest standards of good taste, they know that real men practice getting their women off and need a game to hone their skills that they first learned about from my BLADE II review. That's right, for their online game... You get to play PAUL WALKER going down on his wife... and the object is to eat her to orgasm! Make her arch her back and beg you to stop. WHAT THE FUCK? I'm serious. They really made a game over there that requires you to hit your arrow keys to emulate eating pussy. This is obviously what the internet was meant for. Right?

Now, I have to say... Paul Walker's wife is the easiest woman in the world to get off... because for one... there's a fucking yellow arrow guide to how to get her off... Personally, this part of the game should have taken longer and been first person perspective instead of staring at the back of Paul Walker's head... and you should have had to listen, locate the clit, alternated between light licking and aggressive licking... get some fingers involved, maybe hum a bit here and there, slow down, speed up... and then upon reaching orgasm, push her further into multiple orgasms and until she begs you to stop... only then have you really passed this level. But what the hell... right? That's for the real world, not this cyber stuff. Heh.

So. You wanna eat out Paul Walker's Wife in this film? Here's how to do it. Go to RunningScaredTheMovie.Com Click on the game thing, choose mature content... enter that info so they know you're at least claiming to be an adult... then your cheat code to get to Paul Walker's wife is "yugorsky" - you've got to drive home first, but right after that, you get to go down on Paul Walker's wife... So guys... gals... do your tongue exercises and get to it! Oh - here's some screenshots to inspire you!











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um....surfin for porn and i get this?
by ChickenGeorgeVII
Feb 7th, 2006
03:22:35 AM
first?
by ChickenGeorgeVII
Feb 7th, 2006
03:26:37 AM
Seriosly, dude. WTF????
by Proman1984
Feb 7th, 2006
03:39:39 AM
Yeah good on ya Harry
by Ridge
Feb 7th, 2006
03:51:13 AM
And you thought you had no life!
by MaxCalifornia.
Feb 7th, 2006
03:56:51 AM
lmao Max indeed
by Ridge
Feb 7th, 2006
03:58:42 AM
"Find the G spot" with my tongue?
by Fish Tank
Feb 7th, 2006
04:01:39 AM
Why is she wearing panties?
by Rant Breath
Feb 7th, 2006
04:25:17 AM
I'm nearly speechless... Hot Coffee anyone?
by Negative Man
Feb 7th, 2006
05:13:09 AM
In the immortal words of James Frey...
by ColdAbyss
Feb 7th, 2006
06:34:43 AM
The G-Spot with your tongue? Is this Gene Simmons?
by vikingkitty
Feb 7th, 2006
06:45:02 AM
Fish Tank
by stvnhthr
Feb 7th, 2006
07:45:08 AM
Oh - my - God.
by scrivener
Feb 7th, 2006
10:01:04 AM
Do you know how many morons will do this?
by Terry_1978
Feb 7th, 2006
10:06:08 AM
ColdAbyss is right!
by steve244
Feb 7th, 2006
10:40:19 AM
Sometimes Harry reveals himself 2 be utterly disgusting
by chickychow
Feb 7th, 2006
11:01:46 AM
1986
by expert24
Feb 7th, 2006
11:41:19 AM
If only it was that simple in real life...
by Chief Redcock
Feb 7th, 2006
12:02:28 PM
pretty potted plants
by TheWumpus
Feb 7th, 2006
12:12:27 PM
Look it's hillary clinton! ahhh
by Orionsangels
Feb 7th, 2006
12:22:20 PM
This is why the internet was invented
by Dr. Meirschultz
Feb 7th, 2006
01:04:03 PM
oh wow...
by mocky_puppet
Feb 7th, 2006
02:13:04 PM
oh please...
by steve244
Feb 7th, 2006
03:12:43 PM
re: oh please...
by mocky_puppet
Feb 7th, 2006
03:51:50 PM
Cement poisoning?
by Uncooked_Meat
Feb 7th, 2006
04:12:07 PM
Plant this up your ass, Wumpus...
by ColdAbyss
Feb 7th, 2006
04:43:22 PM
Wow, is that really what oral sex is like?
by Psalmolive
Feb 7th, 2006
05:28:25 PM
Listen up, ColdAbyss...
by Negative Man
Feb 7th, 2006
05:48:40 PM
cold_abyss is mad.
by mocky_puppet
Feb 7th, 2006
05:53:41 PM
Oh Mocky_Puppet, he so smart...
by ColdAbyss
Feb 7th, 2006
07:06:06 PM
ColdAbyss is a Whore and a Cock-holster
by GrammarPolice
Feb 7th, 2006
09:27:51 PM
The sound effects alone are worth the time playing this
by Big Bad Clone
Feb 7th, 2006
09:43:48 PM
ColdAbyss
by dangarry
Feb 7th, 2006
11:04:30 PM
re: Oh Mocky_Puppet, he so smart...
by mocky_puppet
Feb 7th, 2006
11:46:59 PM
re: Oh Mocky_Puppet, he so smart...
by mocky_puppet
Feb 7th, 2006
11:55:45 PM
thank you dangarry!
by mocky_puppet
Feb 8th, 2006
12:03:04 AM
I can't get it to work.
by Led Gopher
Feb 8th, 2006
12:27:10 AM
Uh...that's just goofy
by Zeke25:17
Feb 8th, 2006
01:01:33 AM
Billy Crystal & Gregory Hines never had oral sex
by Regis Travolta
Feb 8th, 2006
02:10:28 AM
ewww
by PullMyFinger
Feb 8th, 2006
01:48:25 PM
best marketing ploy ever....
by Achelous
Feb 10th, 2006
01:24:23 PM

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