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Behold The Awesome Might of NACHO LIBRE: one sheet and The Trailer! Kneel Lowly Dogs!

Hey folks, Harry here... Many of you are addicted to pootykat fracking lame American Wrestling... but the FACTS are, that's exactly what it is... pootykat fracking lame American Wrestling! Real men wear Mexican Masks and Wrestle for God! That's right... Real Wrestling Heroes Pile Drive for the Lord! And there's no more real a Mexican Wrestler than JACK BLACK as NACHO LIBRE! You know it, I know it... and God sure as blazes knows it! First... Behold the Masked Mexican Marvel!







Ok... go clean up, I know you messed yourselves. There's no shame in having the guano scared out your body like burning groundhogs after a napalm raid. That's just the natural reaction to seeing the man-god NACHO LIBRE!

Now that you're empty and all cleaned up, we have another treat for you. That's right... THE INTERNET EXCLUSIVE TRAILER! Because we really are in league with God... and moreso... with Mexican Wrestlers. In fact - Come Memorial Day Weekend... As part of AICN's 10th Anniversary Dealio... We'll be presenting with the Alamo Drafthouse an enormous event with regulation league Wrestling ring and real Mexican Masked wrestlers and some of the folks from this film... though... dare we hope, could we be worthy of... nay, I dare not utter it, but I do dare. I challenge the Gods to bring to Austin, NACHO LIBRE himself. Because on this Memorial Day in Austin... we'll shake the ring pillars of God's wrestling ring and unleash the awesome might of NACHO LIBRE upon my fair city of Austin. Oh yes, we will kick unholy donkey!!!



NACHO LIBRE

NACHO LIBRE

NACHO LIBRE
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Oh shit first
by myspoonistoobig
Feb 3rd, 2006
04:38:00 PM

by bigj3rk
Feb 3rd, 2006
05:06:09 PM

by bigj3rk
Feb 3rd, 2006
05:06:48 PM
HA HA!
by BibFortuna
Feb 3rd, 2006
05:07:12 PM
Not bad.
by dr_dreadlocks
Feb 3rd, 2006
05:08:04 PM
i dunno
by Filthy Fox
Feb 3rd, 2006
05:09:10 PM
Harry, stop acting like you know shit about Lucha Libre.
by Angry Mean Panda
Feb 3rd, 2006
05:10:38 PM
Bad Assssssssssssssss
by Mel Garga
Feb 3rd, 2006
05:11:13 PM
FIRSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
by perromaldito
Feb 3rd, 2006
05:11:45 PM
Um...
by Hokeybutt
Feb 3rd, 2006
05:16:44 PM
So does Jack Black play himself in this one?
by chrth
Feb 3rd, 2006
05:18:15 PM
That toast joke at the ending was totally lame...kinda like ever
by Lance Rock
Feb 3rd, 2006
05:26:17 PM

by samuraisix
Feb 3rd, 2006
05:26:46 PM
Waaaayyy cool. Best teaser poster since forever.
by Koola_Norway
Feb 3rd, 2006
05:33:16 PM
well, i got 1/2 way through the trailer.
by HypeEndsHere
Feb 3rd, 2006
05:33:38 PM
Fun trailer!
by Koola_Norway
Feb 3rd, 2006
05:46:15 PM
Looks funny.
by one9deuce
Feb 3rd, 2006
05:56:07 PM
Ok..i'm the talkbacker who hates everything and thinks every
by ChileanSeaBass
Feb 3rd, 2006
05:57:05 PM
I didn't even smirk
by Bob of the Shire
Feb 3rd, 2006
05:57:06 PM
thank you for showing this
by mocky_puppet
Feb 3rd, 2006
05:58:04 PM
Hi, I know everything so I'm going to proclaim that this mov
by Mr. Shhhh
Feb 3rd, 2006
06:00:16 PM
Brilliant
by PTF-B
Feb 3rd, 2006
06:03:51 PM

by mechashiva
Feb 3rd, 2006
06:04:03 PM
Kinda Funny. Needs more cowbell. And some Luis Guzman! If thi
by R.C. the "Wise"
Feb 3rd, 2006
06:06:09 PM
Ficken' Sweet!!
by quadrupletree
Feb 3rd, 2006
06:06:53 PM
yes I love Napoleon Dynamite, GOSH!
by quadrupletree
Feb 3rd, 2006
06:07:14 PM
Dude!
by quadrupletree
Feb 3rd, 2006
06:11:44 PM
stupid
by invalid entry
Feb 3rd, 2006
06:11:56 PM
Damn, I was about to say how impressed I was that no one defende
by iamnicksaicnsn
Feb 3rd, 2006
06:29:44 PM
Looks like another freakshow courtesy of Jared Hess
by Ribbons
Feb 3rd, 2006
06:38:52 PM
eh.
by Traumnovelle
Feb 3rd, 2006
06:46:58 PM
Could go either way. Not a fan of the strained Napoleon Dynamite
by zikade zarathos
Feb 3rd, 2006
06:47:06 PM
And just so we're clear...
by Ribbons
Feb 3rd, 2006
06:48:23 PM
Oh yes...
by DocPazuzu
Feb 3rd, 2006
06:56:10 PM
Does Nacho Libre mean "Overacting" in Spanish?
by aceattorney
Feb 3rd, 2006
06:58:36 PM
"Take it easy..."
by sefsterJ
Feb 3rd, 2006
06:59:52 PM
"Take it easy..."
by sefsterJ
Feb 3rd, 2006
07:00:29 PM
I was looking forward to this for so long!!! This may make READY
by Negative Man
Feb 3rd, 2006
07:05:59 PM
Reminded Me Of Napolean Dynamite Which Isnt Good
by Lovecraftfan
Feb 3rd, 2006
07:13:10 PM
I can already picture the third part in the Nacho trilogy with a
by grillskill
Feb 3rd, 2006
07:25:31 PM
Since Forever
by Anti-Critic
Feb 3rd, 2006
07:25:56 PM
That poster is too funny
by God-Man
Feb 3rd, 2006
07:37:43 PM
BRING OUT THE GIMP
by Floyd_Dylan
Feb 3rd, 2006
07:38:06 PM
I love you film morons....
by Angry Mean Panda
Feb 3rd, 2006
07:38:51 PM
Harry, I'm seriousley tempted to say something, but I won
by Shermdawg
Feb 3rd, 2006
07:46:04 PM
Since there's nowhere else to write this...
by HolyCalamity
Feb 3rd, 2006
07:54:26 PM
Holy Calamity! scream insanity....
by HypeEndsHere
Feb 3rd, 2006
08:00:54 PM
holy shit
by goremonger
Feb 3rd, 2006
08:07:12 PM

by ABVH
Feb 3rd, 2006
08:07:23 PM
EVIL ZORO
by ABVH
Feb 3rd, 2006
08:08:18 PM
Harry, unclench dude....
by Jaka
Feb 3rd, 2006
08:14:00 PM
Harry, unclench dude....
by Jaka
Feb 3rd, 2006
08:16:53 PM
iamnicksaicnsn
by one9deuce
Feb 3rd, 2006
08:21:35 PM
i'm still waiting for that one movie......
by Anti-Critic
Feb 3rd, 2006
08:31:38 PM
Lips courtesy of Clutch Cargo
by Fred
Feb 3rd, 2006
08:42:21 PM
Hello!!! Why are things not posting....
by Jaka
Feb 3rd, 2006
08:44:02 PM
Speaking of wrestling, Vince McMahon is about to have one hell o
by Shermdawg
Feb 3rd, 2006
08:52:34 PM
Ron Burgundy - "Okay...everyone just relax!"
by Orionsangels
Feb 3rd, 2006
09:04:57 PM
The largest font for a "story" headline ever, the biggest paid a
by I Dunno
Feb 3rd, 2006
09:15:04 PM
harry you washed up loser using dried up gay frazes to describe
by angrykirby.tk
Feb 3rd, 2006
09:15:20 PM
Never realised a Mexican Jack Black would look so much like Luis
by The Wrong Guy
Feb 3rd, 2006
09:37:07 PM
Shermdawg, the McMahon scandal is already falling apart...
by Negative Man
Feb 3rd, 2006
09:37:09 PM
I Dunno... is a moron
by sounding
Feb 3rd, 2006
09:37:11 PM
I love how everyone first impression after they see the pic is j
by warp11
Feb 3rd, 2006
09:55:15 PM
and JB (Jack Black) was great in Kong.
by warp11
Feb 3rd, 2006
09:57:05 PM
and JB (Jack Black) was great in Kong.
by warp11
Feb 3rd, 2006
09:57:58 PM
Not sure
by Subversive01057
Feb 3rd, 2006
10:21:02 PM
That Trailer was great...
by LeckoManiac
Feb 3rd, 2006
10:29:16 PM
HypeEndsHere
by HolyCalamity
Feb 3rd, 2006
10:34:21 PM
JACK BLACK'S BEST COMEDY...
by StigMata
Feb 3rd, 2006
10:53:12 PM
actually, I thought the toast thing was the funniest part of tha
by oisin5199
Feb 3rd, 2006
11:08:15 PM
NACHO LIBRE WILL OWN YOUR ASSES!
by NubtheSquirrel
Feb 3rd, 2006
11:39:15 PM
I actually thought the toast thing was funny too
by HavokJD
Feb 3rd, 2006
11:40:27 PM
Quien es mas macho?
by Don Lockwood
Feb 4th, 2006
12:12:48 AM
Quien es mas macho?
by Don Lockwood
Feb 4th, 2006
12:13:16 AM
Kinda reminds me of going to see a show with a woman fucking a h
by Zeke25:17
Feb 4th, 2006
12:40:35 AM
uh...OH... I think I just came
by eppdude
Feb 4th, 2006
12:41:32 AM
funny concept, but will probably suck
by Rupee88
Feb 4th, 2006
12:50:20 AM
Finally, Jack Black actually plays a character in a film and not
by Orionsangels
Feb 4th, 2006
12:52:35 AM
Being a fan of all types of wrestling...
by decfx
Feb 4th, 2006
01:19:16 AM
Reminds me of EL TOPO
by pockybot
Feb 4th, 2006
01:27:26 AM
Fuck yeah! And does anyone think Harry won't like it when he
by scrumdiddly
Feb 4th, 2006
01:53:57 AM
Can't wait to see Black do a '6 1 9' Mysterio style!
by Jugs
Feb 4th, 2006
02:00:49 AM
What? Jack Black is Strong Bad?
by SG7
Feb 4th, 2006
03:31:39 AM
Pulp Fiction 2: Gimp in a Ring
by seppukudkurosawa
Feb 4th, 2006
04:33:40 AM
So this huge font link and the huge banner ad both appear at the
by cockdiesel
Feb 4th, 2006
04:41:21 AM
Bestest Wrestler Canuck?
by turk128
Feb 4th, 2006
04:48:33 AM
Next time make the headline a little bigger...
by Zino
Feb 4th, 2006
05:00:53 AM
From Harry - Re: Font Size and Banner ad
by HEADGEEK
Feb 4th, 2006
05:39:59 AM
Nachoo..!
by Der-Rabe
Feb 4th, 2006
05:59:16 AM
Angry Panda dude
by Ribbons
Feb 4th, 2006
06:19:54 AM
looks entertaining, mainly because of jack black, but it won'
by jig98
Feb 4th, 2006
09:46:30 AM
To those who brought up Jack Black's bad Mexican accent in t
by Orbots Commander
Feb 4th, 2006
10:16:38 AM
Looks Funny To Me
by ZombieSolutions
Feb 4th, 2006
10:18:27 AM
Looks like a manco picture brought to life.
by cockknocker
Feb 4th, 2006
10:18:52 AM
Looks Funny To Me
by ZombieSolutions
Feb 4th, 2006
10:19:37 AM
will he and his brothers fight el roboto diablo?
by newc0253
Feb 4th, 2006
11:07:38 AM
Ahahaa
by WolfmanNards
Feb 4th, 2006
12:09:44 PM
Napoleon
by arrangedletters
Feb 4th, 2006
12:14:36 PM
turk128, Angle is my favorite wrestler right now, he is one of t
by Shermdawg
Feb 4th, 2006
12:29:09 PM
Shermdawg
by bigbadbua
Feb 4th, 2006
12:52:51 PM
Not to be a conspiracy theorist...
by Hendricks
Feb 4th, 2006
01:10:53 PM
El Nacho Libre es el dueno de todos ustedes!
by Blue_Demon
Feb 4th, 2006
01:26:29 PM
Not terribly fond of Napoleon, but...
by igyuana
Feb 4th, 2006
02:00:42 PM
El Diablo Robotico..
by torpor_haze
Feb 4th, 2006
02:20:04 PM
Flair? Austin? Sting? Triple H? All good choices, well except fo
by Shermdawg
Feb 4th, 2006
04:37:38 PM
Huge font headline and banner at top of the page...coincidence?
by Rupee88
Feb 4th, 2006
04:58:27 PM
one9deuce, my friends and I rented the movie, after the enormous
by iamnicksaicnsn
Feb 4th, 2006
05:26:30 PM
This workin'?
by iamnicksaicnsn
Feb 4th, 2006
05:28:38 PM
Oh now we're conspiracy folks? What happend to good ol'
by Orionsangels
Feb 4th, 2006
05:29:16 PM
What "bad Mexican accent"? I've lived around mexicans my wh
by Orionsangels
Feb 4th, 2006
05:33:08 PM
STUPID
by Gungan Slayer
Feb 4th, 2006
06:20:53 PM
STUPID
by Gungan Slayer
Feb 4th, 2006
06:21:18 PM
Sweet!!!
by J-Dizzle
Feb 4th, 2006
06:25:21 PM
I have no problem with Jack Black.
by Cooch Inspector
Feb 5th, 2006
01:23:00 AM
Say Stupid Again
by mechashiva
Feb 5th, 2006
01:45:45 AM
Wasn't Nacho Libre a Gay Porn staring John Holms?
by LargoJr
Feb 5th, 2006
07:22:23 AM
retards still posting first
by Kayas
Feb 5th, 2006
11:52:40 AM
retards still posting first
by Kayas
Feb 5th, 2006
11:54:21 AM
retards still pressing post button twice
by mechashiva
Feb 5th, 2006
12:33:29 PM
Could go either way...
by Chief Redcock
Feb 5th, 2006
01:21:48 PM
Shermdawg
by bigbadbua
Feb 5th, 2006
01:29:39 PM
not one single frame in that made me laugh
by Spacesheik
Feb 5th, 2006
02:06:16 PM
This looks decent...
by tango fett
Feb 5th, 2006
02:16:28 PM
Spacesheik...
by tango fett
Feb 5th, 2006
02:19:21 PM
Hombre Lobo
by Serpico28
Feb 5th, 2006
03:07:32 PM
The only funny thing about that was Black's hair.
by chickychow
Feb 5th, 2006
03:50:40 PM
Well, wasn't it obvious I was referring to Bret?
by Shermdawg
Feb 5th, 2006
09:35:08 PM
It sure looks like it should be funny...
by LucienPierce
Feb 5th, 2006
11:43:00 PM
Beer.
by frankentron5000
Feb 6th, 2006
11:40:26 AM
Napoleon Dynamite was more polarizing than the Passion
by George Newman
Feb 6th, 2006
01:28:02 PM
EL TOPO?!?!? come on.
by modlight
Feb 6th, 2006
03:22:49 PM
No. No. No. No. No. No.
by Freakemovie
Feb 6th, 2006
08:36:52 PM
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
by sounding
Feb 7th, 2006
03:35:04 AM
frankentron5000
by Shermdawg
Feb 7th, 2006
03:41:44 AM
Fish Stick Kitties.
by frankentron5000
Feb 7th, 2006
10:28:16 AM
Is it me...
by Hendricks
Feb 8th, 2006
12:34:05 AM
RE: retards who type "retard"
by Kayas
Feb 8th, 2006
06:20:01 PM
The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco
by slayme
Feb 9th, 2006
05:40:04 PM
Sounds like a 'freed nut' or is that 'freed pounds&#
by Jugs
Feb 10th, 2006
06:42:32 AM

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