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Behold The Awesome Might of NACHO LIBRE: one sheet and The Trailer! Kneel Lowly Dogs!
Hey folks, Harry here... Many of you are addicted to pootykat fracking lame American Wrestling... but the FACTS are, that's exactly what it is... pootykat fracking lame American Wrestling! Real men wear Mexican Masks and Wrestle for God! That's right... Real Wrestling Heroes Pile Drive for the Lord! And there's no more real a Mexican Wrestler than JACK BLACK as NACHO LIBRE! You know it, I know it... and God sure as blazes knows it! First... Behold the Masked Mexican Marvel!

Ok... go clean up, I know you messed yourselves. There's no shame in having the guano scared out your body like burning groundhogs after a napalm raid. That's just the natural reaction to seeing the man-god NACHO LIBRE!
Now that you're empty and all cleaned up, we have another treat for you. That's right... THE INTERNET EXCLUSIVE TRAILER! Because we really are in league with God... and moreso... with Mexican Wrestlers. In fact - Come Memorial Day Weekend... As part of AICN's 10th Anniversary Dealio... We'll be presenting with the Alamo Drafthouse an enormous event with regulation league Wrestling ring and real Mexican Masked wrestlers and some of the folks from this film... though... dare we hope, could we be worthy of... nay, I dare not utter it, but I do dare. I challenge the Gods to bring to Austin, NACHO LIBRE himself. Because on this Memorial Day in Austin... we'll shake the ring pillars of God's wrestling ring and unleash the awesome might of NACHO LIBRE upon my fair city of Austin. Oh yes, we will kick unholy donkey!!!
NACHO LIBRE
NACHO LIBRE
NACHO LIBRE
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Reader Talkback
Oh shit first by myspoonistoobig | Feb 3rd, 2006 04:38:00 PM | by bigj3rk | Feb 3rd, 2006 05:06:09 PM | by bigj3rk | Feb 3rd, 2006 05:06:48 PM | HA HA! by BibFortuna | Feb 3rd, 2006 05:07:12 PM | Not bad. by dr_dreadlocks | Feb 3rd, 2006 05:08:04 PM | i dunno by Filthy Fox | Feb 3rd, 2006 05:09:10 PM | Harry, stop acting like you
know shit about Lucha Libre. by Angry Mean Panda | Feb 3rd, 2006 05:10:38 PM | Bad Assssssssssssssss by Mel Garga | Feb 3rd, 2006 05:11:13 PM | FIRSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! by perromaldito | Feb 3rd, 2006 05:11:45 PM | Um... by Hokeybutt | Feb 3rd, 2006 05:16:44 PM | So does Jack Black play
himself in this one? by chrth | Feb 3rd, 2006 05:18:15 PM | That toast joke at the ending
was totally lame...kinda like
ever by Lance Rock | Feb 3rd, 2006 05:26:17 PM | by samuraisix | Feb 3rd, 2006 05:26:46 PM | Waaaayyy cool. Best teaser
poster since forever. by Koola_Norway | Feb 3rd, 2006 05:33:16 PM | well, i got 1/2 way through
the trailer. by HypeEndsHere | Feb 3rd, 2006 05:33:38 PM | Fun trailer! by Koola_Norway | Feb 3rd, 2006 05:46:15 PM | Looks funny. by one9deuce | Feb 3rd, 2006 05:56:07 PM | Ok..i'm the talkbacker who
hates everything and thinks
every by ChileanSeaBass | Feb 3rd, 2006 05:57:05 PM | I didn't even smirk by Bob of the Shire | Feb 3rd, 2006 05:57:06 PM | thank you for showing this by mocky_puppet | Feb 3rd, 2006 05:58:04 PM | Hi, I know everything so
I'm going to proclaim that
this mov by Mr. Shhhh | Feb 3rd, 2006 06:00:16 PM | Brilliant by PTF-B | Feb 3rd, 2006 06:03:51 PM | by mechashiva | Feb 3rd, 2006 06:04:03 PM | Kinda Funny. Needs more
cowbell. And some Luis
Guzman! If thi by R.C. the "Wise" | Feb 3rd, 2006 06:06:09 PM | Ficken' Sweet!! by quadrupletree | Feb 3rd, 2006 06:06:53 PM | yes I love Napoleon Dynamite,
GOSH! by quadrupletree | Feb 3rd, 2006 06:07:14 PM | Dude! by quadrupletree | Feb 3rd, 2006 06:11:44 PM | stupid by invalid entry | Feb 3rd, 2006 06:11:56 PM | Damn, I was about to say how
impressed I was that no one
defende by iamnicksaicnsn | Feb 3rd, 2006 06:29:44 PM | Looks like another freakshow
courtesy of Jared Hess by Ribbons | Feb 3rd, 2006 06:38:52 PM | eh. by Traumnovelle | Feb 3rd, 2006 06:46:58 PM | Could go either way. Not a fan
of the strained Napoleon
Dynamite by zikade zarathos | Feb 3rd, 2006 06:47:06 PM | And just so we're clear... by Ribbons | Feb 3rd, 2006 06:48:23 PM | Oh yes... by DocPazuzu | Feb 3rd, 2006 06:56:10 PM | Does Nacho Libre mean
"Overacting" in Spanish? by aceattorney | Feb 3rd, 2006 06:58:36 PM | "Take it easy..." by sefsterJ | Feb 3rd, 2006 06:59:52 PM | "Take it easy..." by sefsterJ | Feb 3rd, 2006 07:00:29 PM | I was looking forward to this
for so long!!! This may make
READY by Negative Man | Feb 3rd, 2006 07:05:59 PM | Reminded Me Of Napolean
Dynamite Which Isnt Good by Lovecraftfan | Feb 3rd, 2006 07:13:10 PM | I can already picture the
third part in the Nacho
trilogy with a by grillskill | Feb 3rd, 2006 07:25:31 PM | Since Forever by Anti-Critic | Feb 3rd, 2006 07:25:56 PM | That poster is too funny by God-Man | Feb 3rd, 2006 07:37:43 PM | BRING OUT THE GIMP by Floyd_Dylan | Feb 3rd, 2006 07:38:06 PM | I love you film morons.... by Angry Mean Panda | Feb 3rd, 2006 07:38:51 PM | Harry, I'm seriousley
tempted to say something, but
I won by Shermdawg | Feb 3rd, 2006 07:46:04 PM | Since there's nowhere else
to write this... by HolyCalamity | Feb 3rd, 2006 07:54:26 PM | Holy Calamity! scream
insanity.... by HypeEndsHere | Feb 3rd, 2006 08:00:54 PM | holy shit by goremonger | Feb 3rd, 2006 08:07:12 PM | by ABVH | Feb 3rd, 2006 08:07:23 PM | EVIL ZORO by ABVH | Feb 3rd, 2006 08:08:18 PM | Harry, unclench dude.... by Jaka | Feb 3rd, 2006 08:14:00 PM | Harry, unclench dude.... by Jaka | Feb 3rd, 2006 08:16:53 PM | iamnicksaicnsn by one9deuce | Feb 3rd, 2006 08:21:35 PM | i'm still waiting for that
one movie...... by Anti-Critic | Feb 3rd, 2006 08:31:38 PM | Lips courtesy of Clutch Cargo by Fred | Feb 3rd, 2006 08:42:21 PM | Hello!!! Why are things not
posting.... by Jaka | Feb 3rd, 2006 08:44:02 PM | Speaking of wrestling, Vince
McMahon is about to have one
hell o by Shermdawg | Feb 3rd, 2006 08:52:34 PM | Ron Burgundy -
"Okay...everyone just relax!" by Orionsangels | Feb 3rd, 2006 09:04:57 PM | The largest font for a "story"
headline ever, the biggest
paid a by I Dunno | Feb 3rd, 2006 09:15:04 PM | harry you washed up loser
using dried up gay frazes to
describe by angrykirby.tk | Feb 3rd, 2006 09:15:20 PM | Never realised a Mexican Jack
Black would look so much like
Luis by The Wrong Guy | Feb 3rd, 2006 09:37:07 PM | Shermdawg, the McMahon scandal
is already falling apart... by Negative Man | Feb 3rd, 2006 09:37:09 PM | I Dunno... is a moron by sounding | Feb 3rd, 2006 09:37:11 PM | I love how everyone first
impression after they see the
pic is j by warp11 | Feb 3rd, 2006 09:55:15 PM | and JB (Jack Black) was great
in Kong. by warp11 | Feb 3rd, 2006 09:57:05 PM | and JB (Jack Black) was great
in Kong. by warp11 | Feb 3rd, 2006 09:57:58 PM | Not sure by Subversive01057 | Feb 3rd, 2006 10:21:02 PM | That Trailer was great... by LeckoManiac | Feb 3rd, 2006 10:29:16 PM | HypeEndsHere by HolyCalamity | Feb 3rd, 2006 10:34:21 PM | JACK BLACK'S BEST
COMEDY... by StigMata | Feb 3rd, 2006 10:53:12 PM | actually, I thought the toast
thing was the funniest part of
tha by oisin5199 | Feb 3rd, 2006 11:08:15 PM | NACHO LIBRE WILL OWN YOUR
ASSES! by NubtheSquirrel | Feb 3rd, 2006 11:39:15 PM | I actually thought the toast
thing was funny too by HavokJD | Feb 3rd, 2006 11:40:27 PM | Quien es mas macho? by Don Lockwood | Feb 4th, 2006 12:12:48 AM | Quien es mas macho? by Don Lockwood | Feb 4th, 2006 12:13:16 AM | Kinda reminds me of going to
see a show with a woman
fucking a h by Zeke25:17 | Feb 4th, 2006 12:40:35 AM | uh...OH... I think I just came by eppdude | Feb 4th, 2006 12:41:32 AM | funny concept, but will
probably suck by Rupee88 | Feb 4th, 2006 12:50:20 AM | Finally, Jack Black actually
plays a character in a film
and not by Orionsangels | Feb 4th, 2006 12:52:35 AM | Being a fan of all types of
wrestling... by decfx | Feb 4th, 2006 01:19:16 AM | Reminds me of EL TOPO by pockybot | Feb 4th, 2006 01:27:26 AM | Fuck yeah! And does anyone
think Harry won't like it
when he by scrumdiddly | Feb 4th, 2006 01:53:57 AM | Can't wait to see Black do
a '6 1 9' Mysterio
style! by Jugs | Feb 4th, 2006 02:00:49 AM | What? Jack Black is Strong
Bad? by SG7 | Feb 4th, 2006 03:31:39 AM | Pulp Fiction 2: Gimp in a Ring by seppukudkurosawa | Feb 4th, 2006 04:33:40 AM | So this huge font link and the
huge banner ad both appear at
the by cockdiesel | Feb 4th, 2006 04:41:21 AM | Bestest Wrestler Canuck? by turk128 | Feb 4th, 2006 04:48:33 AM | Next time make the headline a
little bigger... by Zino | Feb 4th, 2006 05:00:53 AM | From Harry - Re: Font Size and
Banner ad by HEADGEEK | Feb 4th, 2006 05:39:59 AM | Nachoo..! by Der-Rabe | Feb 4th, 2006 05:59:16 AM | Angry Panda dude by Ribbons | Feb 4th, 2006 06:19:54 AM | looks entertaining, mainly
because of jack black, but it
won' by jig98 | Feb 4th, 2006 09:46:30 AM | To those who brought up Jack
Black's bad Mexican accent
in t by Orbots Commander | Feb 4th, 2006 10:16:38 AM | Looks Funny To Me by ZombieSolutions | Feb 4th, 2006 10:18:27 AM | Looks like a manco picture
brought to life. by cockknocker | Feb 4th, 2006 10:18:52 AM | Looks Funny To Me by ZombieSolutions | Feb 4th, 2006 10:19:37 AM | will he and his brothers fight
el roboto diablo? by newc0253 | Feb 4th, 2006 11:07:38 AM | Ahahaa by WolfmanNards | Feb 4th, 2006 12:09:44 PM | Napoleon by arrangedletters | Feb 4th, 2006 12:14:36 PM | turk128, Angle is my favorite
wrestler right now, he is one
of t by Shermdawg | Feb 4th, 2006 12:29:09 PM | Shermdawg by bigbadbua | Feb 4th, 2006 12:52:51 PM | Not to be a conspiracy
theorist... by Hendricks | Feb 4th, 2006 01:10:53 PM | El Nacho Libre es el dueno de
todos ustedes! by Blue_Demon | Feb 4th, 2006 01:26:29 PM | Not terribly fond of Napoleon,
but... by igyuana | Feb 4th, 2006 02:00:42 PM | El Diablo Robotico.. by torpor_haze | Feb 4th, 2006 02:20:04 PM | Flair? Austin? Sting? Triple
H? All good choices, well
except fo by Shermdawg | Feb 4th, 2006 04:37:38 PM | Huge font headline and banner
at top of the
page...coincidence? by Rupee88 | Feb 4th, 2006 04:58:27 PM | one9deuce, my friends and I
rented the movie, after the
enormous by iamnicksaicnsn | Feb 4th, 2006 05:26:30 PM | This workin'? by iamnicksaicnsn | Feb 4th, 2006 05:28:38 PM | Oh now we're conspiracy
folks? What happend to good
ol' by Orionsangels | Feb 4th, 2006 05:29:16 PM | What "bad Mexican accent"?
I've lived around mexicans
my wh by Orionsangels | Feb 4th, 2006 05:33:08 PM | STUPID by Gungan Slayer | Feb 4th, 2006 06:20:53 PM | STUPID by Gungan Slayer | Feb 4th, 2006 06:21:18 PM | Sweet!!! by J-Dizzle | Feb 4th, 2006 06:25:21 PM | I have no problem with Jack
Black. by Cooch Inspector | Feb 5th, 2006 01:23:00 AM | Say Stupid Again by mechashiva | Feb 5th, 2006 01:45:45 AM | Wasn't Nacho Libre a Gay
Porn staring John Holms? by LargoJr | Feb 5th, 2006 07:22:23 AM | retards still posting first by Kayas | Feb 5th, 2006 11:52:40 AM | retards still posting first by Kayas | Feb 5th, 2006 11:54:21 AM | retards still pressing post
button twice by mechashiva | Feb 5th, 2006 12:33:29 PM | Could go either way... by Chief Redcock | Feb 5th, 2006 01:21:48 PM | Shermdawg by bigbadbua | Feb 5th, 2006 01:29:39 PM | not one single frame in that
made me laugh by Spacesheik | Feb 5th, 2006 02:06:16 PM | This looks decent... by tango fett | Feb 5th, 2006 02:16:28 PM | Spacesheik... by tango fett | Feb 5th, 2006 02:19:21 PM | Hombre Lobo by Serpico28 | Feb 5th, 2006 03:07:32 PM | The only funny thing about
that was Black's hair. by chickychow | Feb 5th, 2006 03:50:40 PM | Well, wasn't it obvious I
was referring to Bret? by Shermdawg | Feb 5th, 2006 09:35:08 PM | It sure looks like it should
be funny... by LucienPierce | Feb 5th, 2006 11:43:00 PM | Beer. by frankentron5000 | Feb 6th, 2006 11:40:26 AM | Napoleon Dynamite was more
polarizing than the Passion by George Newman | Feb 6th, 2006 01:28:02 PM | EL TOPO?!?!? come on. by modlight | Feb 6th, 2006 03:22:49 PM | No. No. No. No. No. No. by Freakemovie | Feb 6th, 2006 08:36:52 PM | yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes. by sounding | Feb 7th, 2006 03:35:04 AM | frankentron5000 by Shermdawg | Feb 7th, 2006 03:41:44 AM | Fish Stick Kitties. by frankentron5000 | Feb 7th, 2006 10:28:16 AM | Is it me... by Hendricks | Feb 8th, 2006 12:34:05 AM | RE: retards who type "retard" by Kayas | Feb 8th, 2006 06:20:01 PM | The Cautionary Tale of Numero
Cinco by slayme | Feb 9th, 2006 05:40:04 PM | Sounds like a 'freed
nut' or is that 'freed
pounds by Jugs | Feb 10th, 2006 06:42:32 AM |
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