I am – Hercules!!
More Numbers!! We only have four “Lost” season sets to distribute. I wish we had 120,000. I love every one of you who tried. Having said? Here’s who gets the DVDs:
1) Jon L:
Twenty Five Wednesdays
Still no idea what happened
Why do I love it?
2) Felicia M:
My brother told me
That LOST is for big losers.
I just call him Arzt.
3) Chris M:
Hatch on the island?
Not tax-dodging gay man, but
Hurley-numbered hole.
4) Jim C:
Harry and Hurley:
You want to keep a secret?
Don't tell the fat guy.
Here’s 82 others who caught our eye (mind you, not the ONLY 82 who caught our eye). They may be clever – but they win nothing!
Eric Z:
Jack’s real “Locke problem”?
He used old coversheet on
TPS report.
m:
class at 9 P.M.
tivo is broken so i'll
fail school to watch lost.
Arnie N:
Tried to Netflix LOST
Queue still stuck at "Very Long Wait"
Must win this contest
Swee L:
Abrams - still a tease
Lindelof - lets have more sleaze
Herc - Lost boxset please?
Anthony C:
So what's in that hatch
A guy? Named Desmond? Really?
Damn invisotext!
Matthew B:
Girlfriend doesn't watch.
Need to get her addicted.
This prize could do that.
Marc S:
"Race around the world"?
Desmond has more secrets than
Jack's flashback revealed...
Christopher J:
not long ago, I
thought i understood this show.
then the pilot aired...
Kevin L:
My haiku for Lost
Syllables five, seven, five
I've run out of room.
Seb:
O, dear Smoke Monster
Your clunking is beguiling
Was that pilot good?
B:
Jack Shepard, John Locke.
Man of science, Man of faith.
Both of bad past wigs.
Christian C:
FLY OCEANIC!!!
FRECKLES, HUGO, AND JACK DID...
NOW DOOM THEY'VE UNHATCHED!!!!!!!!
Boromir Of G:
Hurley out of tunes.
Oh! Without them really sucks!
Need more batteries.
jimmy s:
Others are coming
to take my baby away
like dingos back home
Dana M:
Four Eight Fifteen
sixteen twenty-three
forty-two enter:<
sixteen twenty-three
forty-two enter:<
Devin P:
Babies want to know
All of the secrets at once
Just watch the damn show
Ken H:
The others... exist
for the french woman speaks truth
...the cast of blue crush
Daniel K:
Polar Bear Island
Think Gilligan with secrets
Skipper with a gun.
James T:
The Hobbit taps Kate
And wants everyone to know
You wish you were him
Richard T:
Boone boned Shannon on
Lost and ended up splattered,
So watch out Sayid!
Kyle H:
Claire need more beware
Lest young Charlie drive his shaft
Through the blown hatch
Michael D:
Faith? Science? Who cares?
Why worry when girls look like
Kate, Sun, Shannon, Claire?
Cole J:
Dreams watching TV
Braga, Whedon, Abrams, Herc
Lost on an island
r:
What is in the hatch?
We pondered this all summer.
Oh, it's just a dude.
Cole J:
Explanation, Herc?
Brannon Braga, Josh Whedon
Do not write for Lost?
James B:
Locke knows. Hurley, too.
Jack and Kate won't admit it.
They're not lost at all.
Jordan I:
Hooray for casting!
First Gus, now Adebisi.
Get Lost, Schillinger!
Eric Z:
Caution! Stay alert!
Or, next thing you know, you've got
Some Arzt on your shirt.
TELLIS C:
Hey there Mister Bear
Your island is freaking weird!
Please don't eat me up.
Jeffrey S:
What makes me tune in?
This island's mysteries or
Kate in underwear?
Dan D:
Walk. Don't walk. Walk. Don't -
"Don't tell me what I can't do!"
Call Miss Cleo, dude
Dan D:
oceanic air
failed, caused passengers to breathe
oceanic air
p:
If you miss Earth 2
need to see people stranded
then Lost is for you
Wilfred W:
Fat guy, bad numbers,
Only digits that matter?
18, 34
Peter:
Lost, the possessor,
Every week at the chosen hour
My soul is forfeit.
SHAWN H:
From the heavens fall
A brace of souls in need, both
Inmates and wardens
a:
A devil or saint
Kate should choose her beau wisely
Before her past does
Darren P:
Dot-Dash-Dash Dot Dash
Dot-Dash Dash-Dot Dash-Dot-Dot
Dash Dot-Dash Dash-Dot
Sarah E:
Island of secrets.
Can't resist invisotext:
Watch out! Polar bear!
Brian B:
Lord of the Flies clues
The Stand sans a super flu
An island mind screw
Alison:
Lasagne, Chicken,
Gone. Mangoes cause hershey squirts.
Where do they all poop?
Bob D:
Fear Adebisi
And long live Kubrick because
Walt has The Shining
Jeff G:
Too bad for Michael.
His son Walt has been kidnapped!
The Others: NAMBLA?
Jack B:
Desmond's name a fake
In truth is genius Lazlo
Frito Lay Sweepstakes
Adam D:
Shannon seeks the dog
That comes and goes with Walts bear.
Fool! There is no dog!
Jen H:
Everyone's so clean
How do they find time to shave?
Jack's stubble endures
Eric J:
Lost not to be found
Desmond a probable god
Vincent not a dog
Terry S:
Walt is powerful
Island is his creation
It is a good life
James S:
Jack, Kate, and Sawyer
Feeling fit and looking fine
Bet they don't smell good!
Terry S:
Government deceit?
A new Matrix to test them?
When will we know all?
K:
Grunberg is the eats,
Greg is the other white meat,
Weiss between my teeth.
David R:
Sure, Sawyer kissed Kate
But at the end of the day
Jack's still in her hatch.
Timothy C:
Just like Herc's career
Oceanic 815
Did a crash-and-burn
Terry S:
Perplexing is LOST
Agonizingly Bizarre
Agony is Bliss
Justin G:
Lost - Season Seven.
Jin: speaks English. Hurley: thin.
Jack: still same stubble.
John T:
A model airplane
Held in your small, gentle hands
Won't bring him back, Kate.
Christopher H:
Light and dark collide
One man seeks; the island knows
Not all Lockes have keys
Marc D:
Catholic schoolboy>>>
You All Everybody>>>
Copier salesman
McKay M:
On the island now
Exposed Hatch is ratings gold!
Is this Survivor?
Marc D:
Wednesday, 9 p.m.--
Neptune or Oceanic?
Problem: Mars or Lost?
Victor D:
Herc makes LOST contest.
Will he choose my LOST haiku?
Herc is the greatest!
david s:
Long time on island
Hugo getting hungry. Yum!
A piece of Arzt
Wayne:
The numbers are bad.
Is it the ratings Hurley?
The numbers are good.
Chris H:
Locke Will Walk Again.
Jack Will Get His Father's Love.
In Heaven Only.
Andy A:
What SMOKE pulls a man,
hurls trees, and howls with horror?
Yes, the Others know!
Andrew S:
'Neath the hatch, J.J.
Rolling nude in dollars says,
"Buy the DVD!"
Matthew S:
What the fuck is up?
Damon Lindelof knows all
I will eat his brain
Jeremy P:
Oh No! A plane crash!
How did the survivors live?
And the answer is
Bill D:
While Locke: Man of Faith
battles Jack: Man of Science
Sawyer nails Freckles
Matthew M:
The island calls you.
It rips you from your world. It
Needs. Demands. Provides.
Daniel S:
A Hobbit on Board
Well-used, helped sell the pilot
Became just background.
Suzanne B:
Survivors steeped in
Danger, self-inflicted or
Universe conspired?
Nathalie G:
I want to be Lost.
With Claire, Jack, maybe Locke, but
Not Sawyer, he's mean.
Ashley E:
Scary others whisper
But they look like boating hicks
Walt's powers will ruin them
FELTES M:
Lotto winner golfs.
Something of a warrior?
Dude, he says often.
Jim K:
The Hatch is now open!
We waited 4 months to see
An Apple 2E?
Austin S:
I have not seen "Lost"
But now I really want to.
Netflix says Loooong Wait.
mike b:
Some say there's no plan.
Regardless, Best. Show. Ever.
Thank god it's Wednesday
Rick S:
Walt, Walt, Walt -- Shannon?!
Vincent would have been safer
With the mechasaur.
Josh K:
I've never seen the
show, but want to. Can't afford
to purchase it, though.
Jason R:
Hurley is maroon’d
With many gorgeous women
Lottery winner
K:
I beg, Kate Austin!
Please steal my toy plane today!
Babes on the lam . . . yum!
Did your Haiku acumen prove inadequate? Lost: The Complete First Season
remains available for purchase!!
