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Lost 2.1 by L.H.Puttgrass	Sep 28th, 2005 02:24:23 AM
The Season Premiere was not disappointing by AliasJBauer	Sep 28th, 2005 02:24:32 AM
Is there a connection between what the castaways did before they by L.H.Puttgrass	Sep 28th, 2005 02:40:48 AM
Oops by L.H.Puttgrass	Sep 28th, 2005 02:43:29 AM
Beware the water-burping Walt... by jedimast3r	Sep 28th, 2005 02:54:01 AM
In the latest issue of Rolling Stone (with Evangline on the cove by Prof. Pop-Cult	Sep 28th, 2005 03:20:54 AM
1. I want to win this. 2. I will sell it on Craigslist. 3. I cou by Prof. Pop-Cult	Sep 28th, 2005 03:51:33 AM
The other guy by DrDuvel2	Sep 28th, 2005 04:03:39 AM
E. Lilly is hot. ... She is a sexy beanpole! ... Who did phone s by Jim Jam Bongs	Sep 28th, 2005 04:05:29 AM
Ooops by DrDuvel2	Sep 28th, 2005 04:11:33 AM
that's not Haiku by SantiagoAtez	Sep 28th, 2005 04:12:24 AM
LOL by optimus122	Sep 28th, 2005 04:31:07 AM
David Fury by Magic Muppet	Sep 28th, 2005 04:42:37 AM
PS by Magic Muppet	Sep 28th, 2005 04:47:14 AM
Making it up as they go? by TonyWilson	Sep 28th, 2005 05:32:09 AM
Fury wasn't sacked, he quit by Magic Muppet	Sep 28th, 2005 06:04:18 AM
Agent Alonzo, re: Finale by RenoNevada2000	Sep 28th, 2005 07:13:24 AM
Wow by BankyFan	Sep 28th, 2005 07:44:07 AM
DVD says they had 7 seasons in mind by YouIgnorantGeeks	Sep 28th, 2005 07:46:28 AM
Mxyztplk by kate Moss	Sep 28th, 2005 08:09:31 AM
I read in TV guide by ATARI	Sep 28th, 2005 08:13:47 AM
Haiku (read it and weep folks) by Yeti	Sep 28th, 2005 08:21:28 AM
"Lindelof says he sat Abrams down to go over an entire season by AliasJBauer	Sep 28th, 2005 08:24:17 AM
By the way, David Fury made a great career move... by AliasJBauer	Sep 28th, 2005 08:32:20 AM
It's the washing machines by nairbnyllednavkr	Sep 28th, 2005 08:39:55 AM
kate Moss by TempusFugitive	Sep 28th, 2005 09:06:15 AM
We prepare for the worst by gobofraggleuk	Sep 28th, 2005 09:10:07 AM
Comments of Fury by TempusFugitive	Sep 28th, 2005 09:11:09 AM
One of the Executive Producers by Itchy	Sep 28th, 2005 09:30:10 AM
Tempus Fugit :Genetic Twin Theory by TonyWilson	Sep 28th, 2005 09:40:06 AM
SWEET!!! I'm winning me a DVD set! by LOST_Grendel	Sep 28th, 2005 09:45:39 AM
How many entries allowed for contest? by Mbunny	Sep 28th, 2005 09:52:03 AM
Genetic twin theory by TempusFugitive	Sep 28th, 2005 10:07:34 AM
Online B.S.expands to fill all available space by TempusFugitive	Sep 28th, 2005 10:11:03 AM
Haiku, do you? by I Hate Movies	Sep 28th, 2005 10:12:01 AM
Cheers Tempus, I didn't know they'd done the bogus scrip by TonyWilson	Sep 28th, 2005 10:20:25 AM
I missed season one/ Lost in agony, waiting / For more Netflix d by mustang_dvs	Sep 28th, 2005 10:23:08 AM
"Theory" by Losteroo	Sep 28th, 2005 10:26:17 AM
Desmond's typing (SPOILERS) by jgt7771	Sep 28th, 2005 10:41:33 AM
Wait, wait, wait..... by TempusFugitive	Sep 28th, 2005 10:52:29 AM
Genetic twins by TempusFugitive	Sep 28th, 2005 10:59:12 AM
Golly, FutureGuy by Ribbons	Sep 28th, 2005 11:21:53 AM
by Orange Crush	Sep 28th, 2005 11:27:29 AM
"Lost" by Ribbons	Sep 28th, 2005 11:27:32 AM
Wait a second... by AliasJBauer	Sep 28th, 2005 11:38:30 AM
More haiku for you (Inspired from Smallville TBs) by I Hate Movies	Sep 28th, 2005 11:58:31 AM
Haiku...I don't think so..... by DarthTatersWife	Sep 28th, 2005 02:33:20 PM
OrangeCrush... by vinceklortho	Sep 28th, 2005 02:41:46 PM
One of the better haikus I submitted by Banky the Hack	Sep 28th, 2005 03:59:22 PM
by I Hate Movies	Sep 28th, 2005 04:10:00 PM
Oh, that was two many syllables in the second line... by I Hate Movies	Sep 28th, 2005 04:13:54 PM
But what's his plan, Agent Alonzo? by Pops Freshemeyer	Sep 28th, 2005 04:18:35 PM
24 is retarded by jimmy_009	Sep 28th, 2005 04:31:15 PM
oops by jimmy_009	Sep 28th, 2005 04:32:11 PM
Holy crap you guys are retarded by jackinitraw	Sep 28th, 2005 06:11:19 PM
My Haiku by BrunoTheDog	Sep 28th, 2005 06:21:38 PM
song by thebusabus	Sep 28th, 2005 07:14:43 PM
Re: song by BrunoTheDog	Sep 28th, 2005 07:38:15 PM
My Haiku Response by Itchy	Sep 28th, 2005 07:46:31 PM
I thought it was Cass Elliot -- Mama Cass? by I Hate Movies	Sep 28th, 2005 07:47:46 PM
2 Planes on LOST? by Thunderpants	Sep 28th, 2005 07:56:58 PM
You know, this contest might be worth it if... by Han Ol' Buddy	Sep 28th, 2005 08:07:13 PM
2 planes theory not supported by FlowCytometer	Sep 28th, 2005 08:25:17 PM
Logo on Shark by Graham Dalton	Sep 28th, 2005 08:55:16 PM
45 minutes to get to where we were last week LOL by sweep600	Sep 28th, 2005 09:02:37 PM
LAME episode by InspectorDoppler	Sep 28th, 2005 09:03:20 PM
that fuckin' shark! by TheTagger	Sep 28th, 2005 09:03:27 PM
Graham by YouInRawbIns?	Sep 28th, 2005 09:04:15 PM
It took 45 minutes to get back to the story by rivercb	Sep 28th, 2005 09:07:10 PM
lame is right by Losteroo	Sep 28th, 2005 09:07:27 PM
The Shot of Kate Made Me Happy by Jake Timmons08	Sep 28th, 2005 09:07:50 PM
next week by Losteroo	Sep 28th, 2005 09:09:32 PM
And 24 is not retarded by Jake Timmons08	Sep 28th, 2005 09:10:52 PM
Crap, that was crap by Heisenberg85	Sep 28th, 2005 09:11:31 PM
I missed the first forty-five minutes. Please help! by wbgoose13	Sep 28th, 2005 09:12:27 PM
Next week we see how the Korean guy survived by sweep600	Sep 28th, 2005 09:15:14 PM
so the people chasing Jin must be the "sick" people by durhay	Sep 28th, 2005 09:15:17 PM
look, i'm not complaining... by filmicdrummer17	Sep 28th, 2005 09:16:02 PM
I'd rather a coherent story that doesn't waste my time by JiggamanSpence	Sep 28th, 2005 09:21:23 PM
true. i don't know what i was thinking. by filmicdrummer17	Sep 28th, 2005 09:24:58 PM
RIPOFF by GypsyTRobot	Sep 28th, 2005 09:25:24 PM
Adebissi Lives!!!!!!!! by roundhoward	Sep 28th, 2005 09:25:38 PM
a rehash of the first one, with by durhay	Sep 28th, 2005 09:26:20 PM
I missed the question that Desmond asked Locke by koomoReborn	Sep 28th, 2005 09:31:26 PM
I thought it worked just fine in Back to the Future II by FiMo719	Sep 28th, 2005 09:33:37 PM
Yeah, so that episode sucked by Ribbons	Sep 28th, 2005 09:33:46 PM
I laugh at all you complaining bitches by slone13	Sep 28th, 2005 09:36:42 PM
koomoReborn I want my quatloos by slone13	Sep 28th, 2005 09:39:40 PM
shark logo by foldslikepaper	Sep 28th, 2005 09:42:23 PM
Dead Man's Switch by Dawgpile	Sep 28th, 2005 09:44:07 PM
To those of you who say this is the worst episode ever . . . by ShallowGrave	Sep 28th, 2005 09:44:48 PM
recap what? by bah	Sep 28th, 2005 09:45:11 PM
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman?" by bah	Sep 28th, 2005 09:48:34 PM
slone13 by Ribbons	Sep 28th, 2005 09:49:04 PM
by foreignerbelt	Sep 28th, 2005 09:51:22 PM
to all those who are complaining... by puter1803	Sep 28th, 2005 09:56:08 PM
The Knife by Swagg	Sep 28th, 2005 10:11:27 PM
name on the logo??? by jccalhoun	Sep 28th, 2005 10:14:04 PM
Stuffed bear by Banky the Hack	Sep 28th, 2005 10:14:28 PM
I'm with you Ribbons by Heisenberg85	Sep 28th, 2005 10:17:37 PM
puter1803 by Ribbons	Sep 28th, 2005 10:18:55 PM
Good 4 Star Episode out of 5 by The104Skinney	Sep 28th, 2005 10:21:16 PM
re: name on the logo by TheTagger	Sep 28th, 2005 10:21:58 PM
Twin Towers by Fuckles	Sep 28th, 2005 10:23:17 PM
that stupid clock by woj123	Sep 28th, 2005 10:25:59 PM
Thanks, Heisenberg by Ribbons	Sep 28th, 2005 10:34:47 PM
Dharma by Swagg	Sep 28th, 2005 10:35:09 PM
by foreignerbelt	Sep 28th, 2005 10:36:38 PM
4+8+15+16+23+42=108 This is what 108 Means actually in Our World by The104Skinney	Sep 28th, 2005 10:36:49 PM
Number 9 by Banky the Hack	Sep 28th, 2005 10:48:21 PM
Actually by Ribbons	Sep 28th, 2005 10:53:10 PM
Number 9 by BigAssFan	Sep 28th, 2005 10:59:18 PM
wow, i am surprised by thebusabus	Sep 28th, 2005 11:04:57 PM
thebusabus by Ribbons	Sep 28th, 2005 11:07:29 PM
Lots of New Questions by BigAssFan	Sep 28th, 2005 11:10:03 PM
Desmond... by mortigitempos	Sep 28th, 2005 11:13:06 PM
by thebusabus	Sep 28th, 2005 11:14:35 PM
*point blank by thebusabus	Sep 28th, 2005 11:16:48 PM
by thebusabus	Sep 28th, 2005 11:19:00 PM
Twin Towers by Sir Loin	Sep 28th, 2005 11:20:39 PM
Thanks Foreignerbelt by Jake Timmons08	Sep 28th, 2005 11:25:49 PM
AREA 51 Hindu Chamber? 108, Dharma, etc... by Graham Dalton	Sep 28th, 2005 11:28:26 PM
But the thing is... by Ribbons	Sep 28th, 2005 11:45:28 PM
"Enjoy the ride...." by santos kauffman	Sep 28th, 2005 11:51:42 PM
tattoed sharks and Kates hanging fun bags... by Russman	Sep 28th, 2005 11:56:12 PM
I don't know by Ribbons	Sep 28th, 2005 11:56:40 PM
Oopha by Ribbons	Sep 28th, 2005 11:57:39 PM
Sure Santos by Banky the Hack	Sep 29th, 2005 12:12:02 AM
some quick thoughts by MiserableRainGod	Sep 29th, 2005 12:17:43 AM
Did anyone see the commercial trailer?? by Hovitos2k	Sep 29th, 2005 12:27:11 AM
DHARMA sounds lot like DARPA by snowpuff	Sep 29th, 2005 12:53:43 AM
so ummmm, fella's... what do you think about Invasion? by Russman	Sep 29th, 2005 12:57:11 AM
Let's try this again: by Ribbons	Sep 29th, 2005 12:57:16 AM
I am definitely LOST... by jedimast3r	Sep 29th, 2005 01:21:07 AM
no shit... by kintar0	Sep 29th, 2005 03:36:48 AM
fifth setting/environment, actually... by kintar0	Sep 29th, 2005 03:38:48 AM
The most logical theory to date by Average J.	Sep 29th, 2005 04:33:05 AM
And the big reveal is... by The Selecter	Sep 29th, 2005 05:02:34 AM
What Fury Said by Magic Muppet	Sep 29th, 2005 05:10:35 AM
John Locke by Magic Muppet	Sep 29th, 2005 05:16:33 AM
Walt's Powers/Locke by jedimast3r	Sep 29th, 2005 06:17:05 AM
Screw Darhma! by Baba-Lou	Sep 29th, 2005 06:38:22 AM
Taking It Too Seriously by BrunoTheDog	Sep 29th, 2005 07:04:15 AM
Locke and Key by Magic Muppet	Sep 29th, 2005 07:10:41 AM
The trailer/promo ruined it, as Hovito pointed out by GypsyTRobot	Sep 29th, 2005 07:23:38 AM
Good gravy... by Ribbons	Sep 29th, 2005 07:58:34 AM
by Itchy	Sep 29th, 2005 08:13:54 AM
There's no such thing as monsters.... by ThisIsTheGirl	Sep 29th, 2005 08:15:36 AM
Okay my TV is lousy by Hobbs	Sep 29th, 2005 08:39:55 AM
44 days? by Losteroo	Sep 29th, 2005 08:41:00 AM
John Locke.... by DarthTatersWife	Sep 29th, 2005 08:48:59 AM
phantom edit... by jccalhoun	Sep 29th, 2005 08:51:59 AM
What Dharma Means by Itchy	Sep 29th, 2005 09:12:45 AM
Michelle Rodriguez. Noooooooooooo by NeoDurden	Sep 29th, 2005 09:22:20 AM
Don't forget about the other philosopher namesake by Hobbs	Sep 29th, 2005 09:27:48 AM
rehash by zombieslayer	Sep 29th, 2005 09:31:02 AM
Talkbacks are like Mikey by SifoDyasJr.	Sep 29th, 2005 09:36:20 AM
The trailer DIDN'T ruin a thing....idiots by zacdilone	Sep 29th, 2005 09:45:32 AM
So, say there is a disease that drives you insane. by cookylamoo	Sep 29th, 2005 10:34:10 AM
Hurley's Friend by Ribbons	Sep 29th, 2005 10:34:59 AM
ANYWAY by DarthGreenspawn	Sep 29th, 2005 11:06:03 AM
What's the significance of the "Apollo" candy bars. by cookylamoo	Sep 29th, 2005 11:25:24 AM
The logo by XAOS	Sep 29th, 2005 11:27:58 AM
I apologize for calling the people who disliked last night's by slone13	Sep 29th, 2005 11:29:44 AM
What I think is happening by MeepleMopper	Sep 29th, 2005 11:31:30 AM
Leonard (Hurley's Warden Buddy) by BankyFan	Sep 29th, 2005 11:39:42 AM
Harley's friend by Zebos	Sep 29th, 2005 12:27:41 PM
slone by Ribbons	Sep 29th, 2005 12:29:31 PM
NewYorkKid by Ribbons	Sep 29th, 2005 12:35:44 PM
Ribbons by slone13	Sep 29th, 2005 12:37:43 PM
The Mural by The 76th Cave	Sep 29th, 2005 12:45:10 PM
slone by Ribbons	Sep 29th, 2005 12:46:01 PM
Everyone see the logo on the Shark's tail? by GwynsHeadinaBox	Sep 29th, 2005 12:47:02 PM
Also: "Sawyer" = Gambit? by GwynsHeadinaBox	Sep 29th, 2005 12:49:29 PM
Sawyer, Gambit? by Ribbons	Sep 29th, 2005 01:01:51 PM
sick by MeepleMopper	Sep 29th, 2005 01:15:24 PM
"The logo says: Dharma" so, is it ep 3 or 4 that we find out thi by performingmonkey	Sep 29th, 2005 01:25:37 PM
The episode could've been better... by Pops Freshemeyer	Sep 29th, 2005 01:46:16 PM
108 / 9 =12 by Drewchem08	Sep 29th, 2005 01:49:59 PM
Anybody got a screen cap of the shark logo? by L.H.Puttgrass	Sep 29th, 2005 02:14:54 PM
NewYorkKid by Ribbons	Sep 29th, 2005 02:17:37 PM
Where does Desmond shop for groceries? by L.H.Puttgrass	Sep 29th, 2005 02:21:57 PM
Oopsies by Ribbons	Sep 29th, 2005 02:22:10 PM
Jin on the island by Banky the Hack	Sep 29th, 2005 02:41:05 PM
Shark Tail Pic by Losteroo	Sep 29th, 2005 02:44:07 PM
The numbersnow obvious by KeSoze3	Sep 29th, 2005 02:55:24 PM
The numbers obvious by KeSoze3	Sep 29th, 2005 02:55:41 PM
The numbers's meaning is now obvious by KeSoze3	Sep 29th, 2005 03:00:51 PM
The numbers by Hobbs	Sep 29th, 2005 03:04:07 PM
108 minutes? by MeepleMopper	Sep 29th, 2005 03:10:37 PM
The numbers (amended) by Hobbs	Sep 29th, 2005 03:11:28 PM
Question re: Desmond's computer by Itchy	Sep 29th, 2005 03:11:42 PM
KeSoze3 by Ribbons	Sep 29th, 2005 03:15:06 PM
Montauk Project by Hamlet3145	Sep 29th, 2005 03:15:45 PM
With all this "Brother" talk by Domi'sInnerChild	Sep 29th, 2005 03:31:53 PM
The tally marks by Hobbs	Sep 29th, 2005 03:33:12 PM
I hate to be an anti-troll, but that episode was absolutely fant by Lenny Nero	Sep 29th, 2005 03:43:55 PM
Also by KeSoze3	Sep 29th, 2005 03:56:20 PM
A few things that seem obvious ... by jgsugden	Sep 29th, 2005 04:01:18 PM
"I'm sorry to all of you that simply want the story to barre by Ribbons	Sep 29th, 2005 04:02:43 PM
jgsugden by KeSoze3	Sep 29th, 2005 04:15:19 PM
jgsugden by Ribbons	Sep 29th, 2005 04:24:06 PM
thump by zombieslayer	Sep 29th, 2005 04:25:06 PM
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? by MeepleMopper	Sep 29th, 2005 04:32:01 PM
You people just don't listen by Heisenberg85	Sep 29th, 2005 04:37:34 PM
jgsugden's theory rocks, except for the one big hole by BankyFan	Sep 29th, 2005 04:52:17 PM
I will say though, jgsugden by BankyFan	Sep 29th, 2005 04:56:06 PM
Next week...with Hurley? by Losteroo	Sep 29th, 2005 04:56:57 PM
Hurley by Losteroo	Sep 29th, 2005 05:01:21 PM
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? by I Hate Movies	Sep 29th, 2005 05:05:21 PM
Sawyer = Gambit Pt 2 by GwynsHeadinaBox	Sep 29th, 2005 05:13:34 PM
I don't mind suspending that little thing we call disbelief. by Pops Freshemeyer	Sep 29th, 2005 05:14:13 PM
Tail Logo by GwynsHeadinaBox	Sep 29th, 2005 05:17:26 PM
I don't know what to tells ya by Ribbons	Sep 29th, 2005 05:18:05 PM
Hey Ribbons by Dijonase24	Sep 29th, 2005 05:31:49 PM
no offense, jgsugden by slone13	Sep 29th, 2005 05:42:56 PM
Re: jgsugden's theory by Dijonase24	Sep 29th, 2005 05:43:57 PM
Hurley by DarthGreenspawn	Sep 29th, 2005 05:56:42 PM
I think Hugo is the one from "Bye Bye Birdie" by cookylamoo	Sep 29th, 2005 06:10:39 PM
Snowman-Snowman by Gianttrev	Sep 29th, 2005 06:46:53 PM
Freeze? by Losteroo	Sep 29th, 2005 06:57:59 PM
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? by Ace Hunter	Sep 29th, 2005 07:03:52 PM
Re: Desmond's Computer by jbum	Sep 29th, 2005 07:04:00 PM
My haiku by I Hate Movies	Sep 29th, 2005 07:10:34 PM
Hurley by BigAssFan	Sep 29th, 2005 07:45:05 PM
The joke by Avant Retard	Sep 29th, 2005 08:12:50 PM
The real reason for the Hatch by Magic Muppet	Sep 29th, 2005 09:11:46 PM
"how could a farm boy run around the world in 108 minutes....." by Col. Klink	Sep 29th, 2005 09:49:49 PM
c'mon guys, please by slone13	Sep 29th, 2005 11:18:01 PM
Numbers and Lost by Losteroo	Sep 30th, 2005 12:02:58 AM
Hurley and the Hatch by Losteroo	Sep 30th, 2005 12:05:54 AM
Various connections of the characters with "Operation: DHARMA". by Prof. Pop-Cult	Sep 30th, 2005 01:15:03 AM
next week's trailer (possible spoilers) by Jubba	Sep 30th, 2005 02:48:27 AM
I'm on page 150 of a 1000 page novel and nothing's been by bah	Sep 30th, 2005 06:46:42 AM
Shark Laser Technician by Losteroo	Sep 30th, 2005 10:40:04 AM
Locke! Use the spacebar, Locke! by rockgolf	Sep 30th, 2005 11:47:34 AM
Contest by BrunoTheDog	Sep 30th, 2005 01:17:28 PM
Context by zacdilone	Sep 30th, 2005 01:53:26 PM
My only gripe with LOST by MontyPigeon	Sep 30th, 2005 02:22:31 PM
FutureGuy by Prof. Pop-Cult	Sep 30th, 2005 02:54:42 PM
How these people might connect...cont. by zacdilone	Sep 30th, 2005 08:20:35 PM
Lost leg problems by Ace Hunter	Sep 30th, 2005 09:10:43 PM
Also, the widow of Hurley's mental-patient-friend's navy by I Hate Movies	Sep 30th, 2005 10:09:34 PM
And Jack.... by Ace Hunter	Sep 30th, 2005 10:32:33 PM
Hurley's mom... by Ace Hunter	Sep 30th, 2005 10:36:07 PM
Here's what I want... by Greatroarer	Sep 30th, 2005 11:33:03 PM
Greatroarer by zacdilone	Oct 1st, 2005 12:12:30 AM
The Numbers by AI Joe	Oct 1st, 2005 12:18:28 AM
Zacdilone by Greatroarer	Oct 1st, 2005 01:26:58 AM
Musing by zacdilone	Oct 1st, 2005 01:56:08 AM
Locke's "Father" by Lavaman	Oct 3rd, 2005 01:54:36 AM
Desmond's Roommate? by Lavaman	Oct 3rd, 2005 02:05:39 AM
Logo by RasThavas	Oct 3rd, 2005 01:01:23 PM
Contest Results? by LOST_Grendel	Oct 4th, 2005 10:56:04 AM
I'd like to hear a S.W.A.G. (Scientific Wild Ass Guess) from by Lenny Nero	Oct 4th, 2005 10:31:01 PM

No Jolene For You Tonight!! TV Guide Lies About LOST 2.2!! Plus'' HERC

I am – Hercules!!

Network sources confirm that, contrary to what TV Guide continues to tell us, Jolene Blalock will NOT appear in tonight’s “Lost.” Blalock is in fact set for an upcoming Sawyer-centric flashback, likely just before midseason. The flashbacks in 2.2 are all about Sawyer’s raft-mate Michael.

The contest!

Ain't It Cool has four beautiful “Lost: The Complete First Season” DVD box-sets to give away to four beautiful Ain't It Cool readers!

Inspired by Moriarty’s recent Vogon Poetry contest, we are giving these box sets to the four people who come up with the best Haiku about “Lost.”

My very poorly considered rationalization? A Haiku, like “Lost” itself, represents a poetry of numbers. Every Haiku utilizes the division of 17 syllables into three groups of 5, 7, and 5 syllables. An example:

Hurley, Do Beware!
Shannon’s Bigger Secret Makes
Incest Appear Tame.

Send all entries to this special email address: HercStrong@yahoo.com.

This contest lasts LESS THAN 24 HOURS! All entries must be emailed today, Wednesday (aka “Lost Day”)! It’s over at 11:59:59 p.m. Wednesday Pacific Time, 2:59:59 a.m. Thursday ET. (Tiny window of opportunity! So hop to!)

Finally, Ain't It Cool's fabulous Pacific Islands editor checks in from the big "Lost" premiere event two weeks ago:

9 p.m. Wednesday. ABC.

No faith in your Haiku acumen? Lost: The Complete First Season is on sale now!!

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No Jolene For You Tonight!! TV Guide Lies About LOST 2.2!! Plus'' HERC

I am – Hercules!!

Network sources confirm that, contrary to what TV Guide continues to tell us, Jolene Blalock will NOT appear in tonight’s “Lost.” Blalock is in fact set for an upcoming Sawyer-centric flashback, likely just before midseason. The flashbacks in 2.2 are all about Sawyer’s raft-mate Michael.

The contest!

Ain't It Cool has four beautiful “Lost: The Complete First Season” DVD box-sets to give away to four beautiful Ain't It Cool readers!

Inspired by Moriarty’s recent Vogon Poetry contest, we are giving these box sets to the four people who come up with the best Haiku about “Lost.”

My very poorly considered rationalization? A Haiku, like “Lost” itself, represents a poetry of numbers. Every Haiku utilizes the division of 17 syllables into three groups of 5, 7, and 5 syllables. An example:

Hurley, Do Beware! Shannon’s Bigger Secret Makes Incest Appear Tame.

Send all entries to this special email address: HercStrong@yahoo.com.

This contest lasts LESS THAN 24 HOURS! All entries must be emailed today, Wednesday (aka “Lost Day”)! It’s over at 11:59:59 p.m. Wednesday Pacific Time, 2:59:59 a.m. Thursday ET. (Tiny window of opportunity! So hop to!)

Finally, Ain't It Cool's fabulous Pacific Islands editor checks in from the big "Lost" premiere event two weeks ago:

9 p.m. Wednesday. ABC.

No faith in your Haiku acumen? Lost: The Complete First Season is on sale now!!

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Hurley, Do Beware!
Shannon’s Bigger Secret Makes
Incest Appear Tame.