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First!!! by KINOBICK	Jul 6th, 2005 08:09:05 AM
Congratulations Drew by John-Locke	Jul 6th, 2005 08:09:19 AM
Man oh man.... by grendelson138	Jul 6th, 2005 08:09:37 AM
Unbelievable by InBloom	Jul 6th, 2005 08:09:37 AM
Congrats! by goldcountry	Jul 6th, 2005 08:09:42 AM
YAY! by Nordling	Jul 6th, 2005 08:09:59 AM
Congrats Moriarty by Darth Busey	Jul 6th, 2005 08:10:09 AM
YAY! by Nordling	Jul 6th, 2005 08:10:53 AM
Congrats! by SweetMonkeyCreek	Jul 6th, 2005 08:11:45 AM
Congrats Mori by Fearsme	Jul 6th, 2005 08:14:12 AM
Wow by PietjePuk	Jul 6th, 2005 08:16:53 AM
congradgumalations by BrainFart	Jul 6th, 2005 08:20:38 AM
Also, I love how the article is marked SPOILER by Nordling	Jul 6th, 2005 08:26:09 AM
Toshiro Lucas? by chrth	Jul 6th, 2005 08:29:21 AM
Congratulations man!!!! by Wee Willie	Jul 6th, 2005 08:29:54 AM
Congratulations! by Theta	Jul 6th, 2005 08:30:02 AM
Nordling by HEADGEEK	Jul 6th, 2005 08:30:21 AM
With Love from Manchester by reni	Jul 6th, 2005 08:32:04 AM
Break out the cigars!! by BarrelRider	Jul 6th, 2005 08:33:04 AM
Cool name...no, wait...poor kid...ARRRGH! by zacdilone	Jul 6th, 2005 08:33:41 AM
Congratulations by Latauro	Jul 6th, 2005 08:34:26 AM
HEADGEEK by Nordling	Jul 6th, 2005 08:37:16 AM
Hey, Headgeek: by BarrelRider	Jul 6th, 2005 08:37:24 AM
Cheers! by Stan the Bat	Jul 6th, 2005 08:38:57 AM
Congratulations Moriarity! by JTylor	Jul 6th, 2005 08:40:20 AM
He is the chosen one by talkbackgeek	Jul 6th, 2005 08:40:42 AM
Congratulations! by enemakid	Jul 6th, 2005 08:41:33 AM
Congratulations! by moviemaniac-7	Jul 6th, 2005 08:41:56 AM
Congratulations by devanjedi	Jul 6th, 2005 08:43:38 AM
Oh no by BrainFart	Jul 6th, 2005 08:43:42 AM
Congrats Mori! by RenoNevada2000	Jul 6th, 2005 08:46:46 AM
Toshiro? Uhh... by Lord_Soth	Jul 6th, 2005 08:50:02 AM
Now the real question... by Shigeru	Jul 6th, 2005 08:50:10 AM
Congrats Mr. and Mrs. McWeeny by Ribbons	Jul 6th, 2005 08:51:20 AM
Yeah man! by Darth Thoth	Jul 6th, 2005 08:51:57 AM
Masculine name for a masculine child by Sardonicus	Jul 6th, 2005 08:52:20 AM
Hey Mori by Mr. Nice Gaius	Jul 6th, 2005 08:54:06 AM
What's wrong with Toshiro? by Ribbons	Jul 6th, 2005 08:55:31 AM
Great Name by Trevor Goodchild	Jul 6th, 2005 08:59:40 AM
Way to go Moriarty!!!! by antibody	Jul 6th, 2005 09:04:55 AM
AWESOME NAME- Congrats to Mori and Toshiro by quantum_ken	Jul 6th, 2005 09:06:09 AM
raised in "evil arcane geek ways"? by vicious_bastard	Jul 6th, 2005 09:06:29 AM
Moriarty, congratulations to you and your wife! by Big Jim	Jul 6th, 2005 09:13:58 AM
Well I suppose... by Ridge	Jul 6th, 2005 09:16:17 AM
One Important Piece of Advice for Moriarty by Darth Busey	Jul 6th, 2005 09:16:42 AM
Congrats Mori by Orionsangels	Jul 6th, 2005 09:17:39 AM
Congrats man... by tango fett	Jul 6th, 2005 09:19:42 AM
Congratu-fuckin'-lations man... by TV CASUALTY	Jul 6th, 2005 09:21:13 AM
name for your next kid... by bigdickmcgee	Jul 6th, 2005 09:43:10 AM
congrats... by lopan	Jul 6th, 2005 09:45:24 AM
NERD by BurlIvesLeftNut	Jul 6th, 2005 09:47:19 AM
I think we've all learned an important lesson here... by epitone	Jul 6th, 2005 09:50:23 AM
Cogratulations Moriarty!!! by stepfastwebnet	Jul 6th, 2005 09:54:26 AM
CONGRATULATIONS! by Bean_	Jul 6th, 2005 09:56:23 AM
Well, it doesn't roll off the tongue like "Moxie Crimefighte by Roguewriter	Jul 6th, 2005 09:57:39 AM
Spoiler Tag = Classic. by savagexp	Jul 6th, 2005 09:57:45 AM
Toshiro? Lucas? McWeeny? by Grando	Jul 6th, 2005 09:59:36 AM
No Matter What You Call Him... by NeoAngelus	Jul 6th, 2005 10:03:52 AM
You Are All Fools by Itchy	Jul 6th, 2005 10:05:05 AM
congrats and good luck !!!! by Deak the Geek	Jul 6th, 2005 10:08:19 AM
Congrats Mori... by Ken Luxury Yacht	Jul 6th, 2005 10:17:05 AM
The best part of a baby is the Toshi! by Arithma	Jul 6th, 2005 10:19:10 AM
don't post here nearly as much as i used to ...but had to ad by exador	Jul 6th, 2005 10:27:18 AM
This man impregnated a woman? by AlwaysThere	Jul 6th, 2005 10:27:24 AM
Congrats Mori, but remember by Yeti	Jul 6th, 2005 10:29:42 AM
Way to go, Mori! by Johnny Ahab	Jul 6th, 2005 10:35:22 AM
Congrats, but... by filker-tom	Jul 6th, 2005 10:41:03 AM
Congrats, Mori :) by burningbabyfish	Jul 6th, 2005 10:44:40 AM
Best Wishes, Moriarty! by MiserableRainGod	Jul 6th, 2005 10:48:31 AM
The Legion Of Doom is Complete by jasher78	Jul 6th, 2005 10:49:47 AM
Wish I was called McWeeny by DannyOcean01	Jul 6th, 2005 10:51:18 AM
Congrats Mori - NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT THE ASKING PRICE! by ChickenGeorgeVII	Jul 6th, 2005 10:53:11 AM
Mor.. All the puking in the first month is normal. by Knobules	Jul 6th, 2005 10:53:57 AM
Stallone is 59, not 56 by Harlequin	Jul 6th, 2005 10:56:45 AM
Pfff, what's the problem? by SalvatoreGravano	Jul 6th, 2005 11:06:09 AM
Why couldn't you just name him Steven? or George? by TomPalpatine	Jul 6th, 2005 11:06:14 AM
Nice to see... by Childe Roland	Jul 6th, 2005 11:07:25 AM
With a name like Toshiro.... by The Ginger Man	Jul 6th, 2005 11:12:58 AM
Indiana Mifune would've been cooler Mori, but oh well, congr by The Ghost of Marcus Brody	Jul 6th, 2005 11:13:52 AM
PLANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! by Mel Garga	Jul 6th, 2005 11:17:23 AM
Congrats and be happy. by Dr_Zoidberg	Jul 6th, 2005 11:26:06 AM
Nicknames: Musashi Skywalker or Yojimbo Jones by tile_mcgillus	Jul 6th, 2005 11:26:06 AM
Nice one Drew.... by Manaqua	Jul 6th, 2005 11:27:08 AM
Aw, congratulations Moriarity... by morGoth	Jul 6th, 2005 11:27:27 AM
Well, I guess it's better than "Harley Quinn" by rev_skarekroe	Jul 6th, 2005 11:32:04 AM
"But I was going to the Toshi station to pick up some power conv by evergreen	Jul 6th, 2005 11:35:58 AM
Congratulations by tiredpm	Jul 6th, 2005 11:37:44 AM
Congratulations, Mori, and I hope the kid doesn't Hate Movie by Drath	Jul 6th, 2005 11:46:37 AM
Dude, welcome to the fraternity of those of us who name our kids by RobinP	Jul 6th, 2005 11:49:56 AM
A better name for the kid would be TOSHIRO, LUCAS, MCWEENY by wash	Jul 6th, 2005 11:50:33 AM
Congrats by stlfilmwire	Jul 6th, 2005 11:56:03 AM
SW order for the younglin' by BrainFart	Jul 6th, 2005 12:03:09 PM
Love and Congrats from c tit by Doc Hfuhruhurr	Jul 6th, 2005 12:06:40 PM
Congrats, Mori!! by MasterWhedon	Jul 6th, 2005 12:10:44 PM
Toshiro (actually Toshiroo) is a cool name. Live long and prospe by Gus Nukem	Jul 6th, 2005 12:17:24 PM
by foreignerbelt	Jul 6th, 2005 12:18:40 PM
PASS THE CIGARS! (BTW, The Thing better have a cigar in F4) by Sabowan	Jul 6th, 2005 12:43:12 PM
Well, you're FAT ENOUGH to be a Godfather... by Squashua	Jul 6th, 2005 12:47:53 PM
Congratulations, man. Hope everything went well. I've been t by gigaloff	Jul 6th, 2005 12:51:35 PM
Congrats Mori by sith-vol	Jul 6th, 2005 12:53:54 PM
Congrats Moriarty! by Riff Randall	Jul 6th, 2005 12:55:20 PM
Congrats Mori by JAGUART	Jul 6th, 2005 12:59:10 PM
Mazeltov and Other Stories! by brokentusk	Jul 6th, 2005 01:08:32 PM
Kickass name Mori... by Anla'shok	Jul 6th, 2005 01:13:52 PM
Congratulations!!!!!! by Dannychico	Jul 6th, 2005 01:25:40 PM
Congratulations Drew. Should we be expecting our Cubans to arri by Trancer	Jul 6th, 2005 01:31:26 PM
You GO, BOY-YEEEE by iamnicksaicnsn	Jul 6th, 2005 01:38:10 PM
YOU NERDS ARE AMATURES....THERE IS ONLY ONE ULTIMATE GEEKY NAME by ChickenGeorgeVII	Jul 6th, 2005 01:38:24 PM
CONGRATULATIONS Moriarty! And all the best to your future Toshir by CurryIce	Jul 6th, 2005 01:40:22 PM
But TOSHIRO is a fucking badass name by ChickenGeorgeVII	Jul 6th, 2005 01:40:57 PM
Congrats Drew! Now make sure to move all your best geeky stuff w by Big Bad Clone	Jul 6th, 2005 01:41:22 PM
Wait, I thought the spoiler tag was for who died in X3? by Tall_Boy	Jul 6th, 2005 01:42:47 PM
Toshiro McWeeny?? That kid's gonna blow his brains out when by chickychow	Jul 6th, 2005 01:43:33 PM
Hail to the Geeks! by RetroActive	Jul 6th, 2005 01:49:15 PM
Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. McWeeny. Boy, what a moniker the by JohnnyTremaine	Jul 6th, 2005 01:53:18 PM
Congrats Drew by docfalken	Jul 6th, 2005 02:05:28 PM
figured Mori shot blanks... by PlzBGentle	Jul 6th, 2005 02:21:21 PM
mcweeny? by lopan	Jul 6th, 2005 02:23:11 PM
Hail Toshiro Lucas by Mafu	Jul 6th, 2005 02:48:30 PM
congratulations... by calami-shami	Jul 6th, 2005 03:07:25 PM
well done my son!!! by colonel_lugz	Jul 6th, 2005 03:10:17 PM
Congratulations! by Dano K Dath	Jul 6th, 2005 03:17:27 PM
Fantastic!! by 007-11	Jul 6th, 2005 03:18:16 PM
it's alive!!....ALIVE!!!!! by oneragga	Jul 6th, 2005 03:27:43 PM
I read this on CHUD a week ago! by so sorry	Jul 6th, 2005 03:28:37 PM
Yeehaa! Well done Drew (and Mrs Drew) by hamo455	Jul 6th, 2005 03:30:30 PM
that's what i was going to name my kid by bluebottle	Jul 6th, 2005 03:34:00 PM
Welcome to fatherhood! by oisin5199	Jul 6th, 2005 03:42:45 PM
So Sorry by Darth Busey	Jul 6th, 2005 03:46:29 PM
Cogratz Moriarty! by Windfola	Jul 6th, 2005 03:48:03 PM
lol is Drew a chinese-american? by white owl	Jul 6th, 2005 03:49:04 PM
Congrats!...... but..... by zikade zarathos	Jul 6th, 2005 03:57:42 PM
liek omg teh toshiro? will you people please shut up about the by d8cam	Jul 6th, 2005 03:59:55 PM
good old Celtic names by DennisMM	Jul 6th, 2005 04:08:16 PM
thanks D.Busey by so sorry	Jul 6th, 2005 04:15:28 PM
His midichlorian count is higher than Master Knowles' ! by I Hate Movies	Jul 6th, 2005 04:20:20 PM
Fantastic by VitaminJ	Jul 6th, 2005 04:51:50 PM
Happy Birth-day Toshiro Lucas McWeeny!! by Huevo	Jul 6th, 2005 04:52:01 PM
Three cheers for Toshiro! by The Pusher	Jul 6th, 2005 04:52:34 PM
congratulations by scratcher	Jul 6th, 2005 05:04:40 PM
Wait 'til he gets teenage... by pizzatheface	Jul 6th, 2005 05:27:26 PM
I will name my son: by dr_dreadlocks	Jul 6th, 2005 05:36:23 PM
FINALLY...PROOF THAT AN AIN'T IT COOL CONTRIBUTOR HAS HAD SE by Gigolo Joe	Jul 6th, 2005 05:41:07 PM
why not just name the poor fellow by mocky_puppet	Jul 6th, 2005 05:55:29 PM
AfterBirth & the end of an Era... by EL Jerkwad	Jul 6th, 2005 06:03:10 PM
Toshiro Lucas McWeeny is alright by Archduke_Chocula	Jul 6th, 2005 06:12:10 PM
Congratulation, McWeeny.... by MattCG	Jul 6th, 2005 06:22:09 PM
Congrats! by KajiC	Jul 6th, 2005 06:37:07 PM
Congrats! by Delgarth	Jul 6th, 2005 06:42:58 PM
MacWeeny? So sorry.... by Gabba-UK	Jul 6th, 2005 06:45:17 PM
New Baby by sactoda	Jul 6th, 2005 06:57:32 PM
Welcome to fatherhood. by Psyclops	Jul 6th, 2005 06:59:02 PM
Should have named him by SPlissken	Jul 6th, 2005 07:03:24 PM
Congrats and Mazel Tov! by Proman1984	Jul 6th, 2005 07:25:47 PM
Mazel tov to the newly expanded McWeeny family! by Miami Mofo	Jul 6th, 2005 07:50:28 PM
Congrats Mori... Everyone be nice by Jiggaman671	Jul 6th, 2005 08:07:28 PM
If Harry ever babysits by proper	Jul 6th, 2005 08:10:29 PM
I'm glad my father wasn't that geeky.... by DarthBakpao	Jul 6th, 2005 08:16:46 PM
"But I was going to the Toshi station to pick up some power conv by 1-976-gabb	Jul 6th, 2005 08:19:04 PM
Hi, i'm Toshiro.... by DarthBakpao	Jul 6th, 2005 08:21:19 PM
fantasic news mori... by McLuvin	Jul 6th, 2005 08:49:05 PM
More proof that some people shouldn't be allowed to breed... by JackBurton	Jul 6th, 2005 08:50:43 PM
God bless you all, Drew... by Moonwatcher	Jul 6th, 2005 08:54:14 PM
PLANT!!! by whatyoufear	Jul 6th, 2005 08:56:49 PM
TOSHIRO....GREATEST NAME EVER by ALUCINOR11	Jul 6th, 2005 08:58:17 PM
When does the sequel come out? by pizzatheface	Jul 6th, 2005 09:09:45 PM
whatever by ALUCINOR11	Jul 6th, 2005 09:16:09 PM
Great minds think alike by Liberty Valance	Jul 6th, 2005 09:31:07 PM
Hey Mori--- Congratulations. by ZeroCorpse	Jul 6th, 2005 09:31:27 PM
Lets sit this kid down in front of Night of the Living Dead, pos by chickychow	Jul 6th, 2005 09:42:02 PM
CONGRATS MORI YA HO!!! by JUSTICE41	Jul 6th, 2005 09:43:56 PM
by Call me Hal	Jul 6th, 2005 09:44:11 PM
JackBurton.. I think I speak for most people here when I say... by Bean_	Jul 6th, 2005 09:57:44 PM
Snore.... by Call me Hal	Jul 6th, 2005 10:17:55 PM
born on Bush's b-day too... by s0nicdeathmonkey	Jul 6th, 2005 10:23:33 PM
Congrats Mori & family! by Thalya	Jul 6th, 2005 10:37:02 PM
Congratumafrickinlations! by Aragorn II	Jul 6th, 2005 11:13:42 PM
Nice try Moriarty, but you still will remain banned from The Ran by drompter	Jul 6th, 2005 11:46:15 PM
KI-YAAAA! by Sleeperkid	Jul 7th, 2005 12:02:20 AM
Woe, what's with the outrage? by CitizenNull	Jul 7th, 2005 12:13:29 AM
real babies are intelligent and can talk... by speed	Jul 7th, 2005 12:37:19 AM
Omedetoo Gozaimasu! by Duncan_Idaho72	Jul 7th, 2005 01:07:13 AM
The father IS asian... by bluebottle	Jul 7th, 2005 01:11:45 AM
damn by bluebottle	Jul 7th, 2005 01:13:11 AM
Congratulations..."You've just taken your first step into a by MrStinger	Jul 7th, 2005 01:18:43 AM
Of Course, There is One Other Way by MrStinger	Jul 7th, 2005 01:24:58 AM
You gonna pronounce that with a "rolled" r? by el che'	Jul 7th, 2005 01:25:59 AM
Moriarty's wife obviously had no say in this by CISCO Bunny	Jul 7th, 2005 01:26:48 AM
Or you could just call him Jimbo... by el che'	Jul 7th, 2005 01:28:43 AM
Get ready for alot of sleepless nights by liljuniorbrown	Jul 7th, 2005 01:36:59 AM
Bean, my old bean... by JackBurton	Jul 7th, 2005 01:58:20 AM
Cool. Congrats! by cherrycola	Jul 7th, 2005 02:04:22 AM
Muchos congrats by MikeCSVU	Jul 7th, 2005 02:15:00 AM
Congrats! by theoneofblood	Jul 7th, 2005 02:17:49 AM
Toshiro by EeterOfWurldz	Jul 7th, 2005 02:27:05 AM
congratulations...but by Fortunesfool	Jul 7th, 2005 02:35:04 AM
Have fun, now that you won't be sleeping for about the next by Jugs	Jul 7th, 2005 02:49:23 AM
So.....which movie was Toshiro conceived during? by Bob of the Shire	Jul 7th, 2005 02:52:30 AM
well done mate - thats your life over for 18 years by banthafodderUK	Jul 7th, 2005 03:01:07 AM
Congratulations Moriarty! by Wonder Man	Jul 7th, 2005 03:36:29 AM
5 days late huh??? Must of liked it up there...i'm sure Dre by Big_Bubbaloola	Jul 7th, 2005 03:44:31 AM
Congrats by Knight of Ni	Jul 7th, 2005 03:47:43 AM
CongratuhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hahahaha wheez cough cough lations by InspectorDoppler	Jul 7th, 2005 03:48:13 AM
next kid: Bruce Rodinberry by BrainFart	Jul 7th, 2005 04:13:26 AM
Allow me to bless this child. by Azlam Orlandu	Jul 7th, 2005 04:40:23 AM
Good on yer son. by Henry's Cat	Jul 7th, 2005 07:18:06 AM
cool and good for you by ATARI	Jul 7th, 2005 07:36:56 AM
BallToucher by Azlam Orlandu	Jul 7th, 2005 07:44:30 AM
a child of darkness by Krangelus	Jul 7th, 2005 07:46:26 AM
Remember when guys were named 'Steven'? by HypeEndsHere	Jul 7th, 2005 07:49:28 AM
Hell the names not a problem by Wyrdy the Gerbil	Jul 7th, 2005 07:59:13 AM
Let The Beatings Begin!!! by PlasmaOrb	Jul 7th, 2005 08:40:12 AM
u do realize u cursed this kid for life by ZO	Jul 7th, 2005 09:05:30 AM
well... by gobofraggleuk	Jul 7th, 2005 09:23:14 AM
R.C.'s opinion: Wow! I didn't know Moriarty was ever w by R.C. the "Wise"	Jul 7th, 2005 10:35:52 AM
No hope... by Azlam Orlandu	Jul 7th, 2005 10:41:43 AM
PT Barnum and Stallone? by Brian1970	Jul 7th, 2005 10:50:56 AM
congrats man by josh_strapp	Jul 7th, 2005 10:59:39 AM
Like having "McWeeny" for a last name wasn't bad enough... by Skeetshooter	Jul 7th, 2005 11:03:57 AM
Did I stumble into some freak cult site today? by Mister Man	Jul 7th, 2005 01:05:57 PM
Congrats by nosvaugh	Jul 7th, 2005 01:31:35 PM
Eastwood Ravine Mcweeny by xavier masterson	Jul 7th, 2005 01:37:42 PM
it's better than Apple by rivercb	Jul 7th, 2005 01:56:22 PM
Have you tested the kid's by Itchy	Jul 7th, 2005 02:52:20 PM
That's the worst name ever by El Vale	Jul 7th, 2005 02:58:57 PM
I have to agree with the person above, this is obviously a PLANT by Russman	Jul 7th, 2005 03:50:56 PM
Congratulations Moriarty! by happybunny	Jul 7th, 2005 04:05:06 PM
Thank god he's breeding. This site needs more good writers by 3 Bag Enema	Jul 7th, 2005 04:28:44 PM
Mori's Hatchling by glodene	Jul 7th, 2005 04:32:58 PM
congrats by stvnhthr	Jul 7th, 2005 05:20:24 PM
HAIL and Hearty welcome by HailDaHypnoToad	Jul 7th, 2005 07:03:58 PM
That poor,poor child..... by Bootskin	Jul 7th, 2005 08:26:04 PM
Congratulations to the McWeeny family! by Serious Black	Jul 7th, 2005 09:44:37 PM
Congrats Moriarty! by Atomica	Jul 7th, 2005 09:55:53 PM
You know Shiro aint a bad name. by JUSTICE41	Jul 7th, 2005 10:31:23 PM
Best all around by Archive	Jul 7th, 2005 10:34:29 PM
Well, at least Moriarty didn't name his kid Morphius Tolkien by acroyear77	Jul 8th, 2005 12:27:24 AM
Is Harry going to help with the breast feeding duties? by acroyear77	Jul 8th, 2005 12:28:36 AM
Gratz! by Xorply	Jul 8th, 2005 01:06:12 AM
the spawning.. by nolan bautista	Jul 8th, 2005 02:11:50 AM
Shirley McClaine's daughter ... by Shan	Jul 8th, 2005 02:13:22 AM
You Go Boyee! by Evil Chicken	Jul 8th, 2005 06:37:30 AM
TOP STUFF SI! TOP STUFF! CONGRATS MORI! But don't slack on t by silentbobafett2	Jul 8th, 2005 07:17:48 AM
CONGRATS! Although a true geek would've noticed ONE thing wr by Squarejawhero	Jul 8th, 2005 09:44:58 AM
Moriarty had sex? by Xphile69	Jul 8th, 2005 12:30:01 PM
Congratulations... On your last full night of sleep by Rhett Butler	Jul 8th, 2005 07:35:46 PM
Jesus, Harry... this "scoop" was already broken on Dark Horizons by LlGHTST0RMER	Jul 8th, 2005 10:48:58 PM
Dude by jfd1075	Jul 8th, 2005 11:48:20 PM
Congrats but... by Damer1	Jul 9th, 2005 12:00:49 AM
I give your child 4 1/2 stars. by zabbadoo	Jul 9th, 2005 04:07:35 AM
cool name by drjones	Jul 9th, 2005 02:39:18 PM
Congratulations !!!!!!!!! by English Mike	Jul 9th, 2005 04:40:16 PM
Apparenly there's a Scandinavian country where ... by Shan	Jul 10th, 2005 01:39:23 AM
born on the 4th of july by Cottonwood	Jul 10th, 2005 03:00:26 AM
Ka'Pla!... by Master Bruce	Jul 10th, 2005 06:04:36 AM
cottonwood by rivercb	Jul 10th, 2005 06:21:29 PM
That name is too mainstream by bmsatter	Jul 10th, 2005 07:35:56 PM
Best wishes and good luck. -- My boy has already hit the "terr by JDanielP	Jul 10th, 2005 08:54:32 PM
If he wants to honor Lucas, he should put out a new, less intere by qualopec	Jul 10th, 2005 09:35:30 PM
Congratulations Moriarty by reignman79	Jul 10th, 2005 11:05:55 PM
Toshiro Boloney? by Teko	Jul 11th, 2005 04:22:35 PM
Egads! Moriarty... by kancil1	Jul 11th, 2005 11:42:27 PM
Press Screening by ThirteenthMonkey	Jul 12th, 2005 06:08:17 AM

Egads! Moriarty has given birth! What is it' Is it human' To find out these fascinating details and more - CLICK!

Hey folks, Harry here! Many of you have probably been wondering why I've been up all night posting talk backs on my FANTASTIC FOUR review. Most likely - there's several conspiracy theories about this going right now. However, none of them are true. Unless...

So - what on this earth has Mr & Mrs Moriarty spawned?

That's right - a bouncing evil baby boy. At 4:45am (p.s.t), 195 years after the birth of P.T. Barnum and on the Italian Stallion's 59th Birthday - weighing in at 8lbs 2 ounces came:

I would say that this is a pretty damn great day for Moriarty. Why don't y'all show some class - treat the boy and his boy with the appropriate well wishes and congratulations. He has just proven beyond the shadow of any doubt that he isn't a VIRGIN!!!!!

FYI - I, Harry Knowles, was the first non-mother/father/doctor/nurse to know of this! Muhahahahahaaaa... You other Moriarty friends... He loves me mostest. Well, other than that evil child and wonderful wife of his!

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