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Published on Friday, June 3, 2005 - 2:17am |
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WillHunting on THE ISLAND, TRANSFORMERS & MEN IN BLACK 3
Hey folks, Harry here... Well it's looking like a fun summer for us... the turds seem to be the obvious ones at this point, and thankfully this doesn't seem like one of them. Word is coming in that George Clooney is going to be the voice of Optimus Prime - but at the bottom of this review, while Michael Bay says that it will not be the original voices in his TRANSFORMERS... he also says the script isn't done yet. So the 'rumors' on Clooney as Optimus Prime may be a bit early. Here's WillHunting with his look at THE ISLAND! The film is an early cut that isn't quite finished yet. Will seems to have taken a "this is silly" take, which seems to be counter to what most people that have seen the first 45 minutes feel. So we'll have to wait and see what others think. Here ya go...
Hello, Harry, first time poster, long time visitor to your awesome website.
I just got back from the very first test screening of The Island, at the Long Beach Town Center and all of the bigwigs from Dreamworks were there, Katzenberg, Geffen, Parkes, you name it.
Also in attendance, Michael Bay himself, who had some great news about Transformers, first the review:
The Island, as everyone knows is primarily about cloning.
Ewan McGregor plays Lincoln Six Echo, which is codeword for his host, a scot named Tom Lincoln who needs Lincoln Six Echo's liver to survive.
Scarlett Johansson plays Jordan Six Echo, Lincoln's best friend and co-worker.
The film is basically about these two "clones" who work in a sterilized enviornment wear the foods you eat and your daily contact are monitored lightly.
The believability of this film is narrow at best, one of Scarlett's beginnign scenes is smooth talking one of the cafeteria staff to give old Lincoln some bacon even though he's not allowed to have it.
These people think that they have been rescued from some sort of natural disaster, and they are the only ones still alive.
Lincoln starts having nightmares about going to see and drowning, he visits the head of the cloning facility, (Can't remember his name) but, it's played by Sean Bean, otherwise known as Boromir, Yeah, Obi-Wan and Boromir in the same room, can't go wrong there, (chuckle)
Anyways, we find out that the cloning facilty is really a harvest facility where clones are produced to harvest babies, and other vital organs for their "hosts"
The clones think that they are going to "The Island" when they are really going to get their organs harvested for their hosts.
Michael Clarke Duncun, who plays a small part is overjoyed to think he is leaving the faciility when he's really getting his liver removed.
Lincoln, after leaving his work detail witnesses this operation, and gets his "friend" Jordan, who has also won a trip to "The Island" out of there.
Once the pair leave the harvesting facilty, it's all one big chase scene, with all sorts of unbelieveable, as in nonsense action sequences, including hanging from a hotel sign logo. The two make it to L.A. but not before Lincoln's friend, played by Steve Buscemi, is killed at a train station.
The highlight of the film of course, was the freeway chase, where Lincoln and Jordan stop an entourage of large cars with dumbbells, yes, dumbells. afterwards these futurisitic flying mototcycles provide some energy.
The two finally meet Lincoln's host, Tom Lincoln, played again by Ewan McGregor, this time with a Scottish accent. His one liner about Lincoln Six Echo not "doing" Jordan had the audience in stiches.
In any case, Tom Lincoln is killed and Lincoln Six Echo and Jordan Six Echo, decide to return to the harvesting facility to "rescue" the other clones.
I won't give away the ending, but silly would be a good word to desribe it.
This is a departture for Bay, but it's still his usual blow them up escapate, although on a larger level. McGregor is flat as both Lincolns and it's obvious that Johansson is out of her league in her first big budget action film.
The only two memorable performances were Sean Bean, as the villian of the piece, and Dimon Hussou, (can't spell his name right, he's the guy from Gladiator)
You could tell the film wasn't quite finished as there were still some unfinished shots, and the ending had Hans Zimmer's Gladiator Score attached, as well as the theme from Heat during the freeway chase.
All in all, I would only mildly recommend this. After a great summer with Revenge of the Sith, Batman Begins, War of the Worlds, and Fantastic Four, I would say wait for it on video.
At the end the crowd gave a somewhat polite applause, afterwards, I shook Bay's hand in the theater lobby and asked him about Transformers, he said that the studio (Dreamworks) was still working on the script but that he was indeed involved. He hopes to start shooting early next year, and that the voices, won't be the original cast, from the old cartoon, but different voices, bummer. He wants a fresh approach to the Transformers.
Also, I shook the hand of the main man, composer, Hans Zimmer who told me that the Batman Begins score was definitely one of his best and that the film was definitely his favorite out of all of the Batman films so far, I'm stoked.
I also spoke with Walter Parkes (Producer of The Island) who told me that a third Men In Black project was in the "planning phase" and they hope to have both Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones to return for a third time. Right now the project is still in development phase, so go figure.
In any case, youre website rocks, and if you use this information, (I hope you will) Please call me WillHunting, Thanks, and keep up the great work!
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Reader Talkback
First..... by GenericJokeName | Jun 3rd, 2005 02:23:03 AM | Eh..... by GenericJokeName | Jun 3rd, 2005 02:25:18 AM | Ewe Sea, This Moovey Lukes
Goode by Prior Walter | Jun 3rd, 2005 02:34:05 AM | Transformers by Chaka | Jun 3rd, 2005 02:39:33 AM | Men in Black 2 was an
abomination by iamnicksaicnsn | Jun 3rd, 2005 02:48:43 AM | SPOILER POLICY PLEASE!!!!!!!! by badboymason | Jun 3rd, 2005 02:50:29 AM | New Voices? Fresh
Perspective? CRAP!!! by perfecto_fan | Jun 3rd, 2005 02:54:09 AM | "After a great summer with
Revenge of the Sith", by elab49 | Jun 3rd, 2005 03:16:11 AM | Sean Bean has been in some
great stuff - someone make a
SHARPE f by scrumdiddly | Jun 3rd, 2005 03:31:59 AM | "wear the foods you eat" by Groggy | Jun 3rd, 2005 03:32:12 AM | Elab49: "Making the
credibility of the reviewers
taste and abili by Triumph poops! | Jun 3rd, 2005 03:46:11 AM | to 'Triumph poops!' by prbt | Jun 3rd, 2005 03:57:18 AM | Michael Bay - Are you an
idiot? by FuriousStyles | Jun 3rd, 2005 04:09:04 AM | "go fuck yourself I'm an
asshole" by prbt | Jun 3rd, 2005 04:12:09 AM | Argghhh, damned spoilerific
reviews!!! A little warning!! by Big_Bubbaloola | Jun 3rd, 2005 04:12:33 AM | sorry by FuriousStyles | Jun 3rd, 2005 04:16:40 AM | michael bay of pigs asswipe by aldrin_amt | Jun 3rd, 2005 04:17:26 AM | We can take a piece of liver
from a donor and leave them
alive e by Shan | Jun 3rd, 2005 04:26:21 AM | Hmmm by TrustTyler | Jun 3rd, 2005 04:42:53 AM | Pramsformer by Trevor Goodchild | Jun 3rd, 2005 05:12:26 AM | LIVER FACT by Trevor Goodchild | Jun 3rd, 2005 05:14:37 AM | Liver Fact by Trevor Goodchild | Jun 3rd, 2005 05:24:50 AM | How about Brad Bird direct
Transformers? by Trevor Goodchild | Jun 3rd, 2005 05:25:46 AM | I should add ... by Shan | Jun 3rd, 2005 05:33:34 AM | Thanks Triumph - I'll
stick to using the film
I've seen by elab49 | Jun 3rd, 2005 05:58:04 AM | Has anyone mentioned - this
film is a remake? by Mittop | Jun 3rd, 2005 06:13:12 AM | Optimus Prime's Voice by Bodhizefa1313 | Jun 3rd, 2005 06:28:48 AM | also sounds like by ScaryJim | Jun 3rd, 2005 06:43:09 AM | He's looking forward to
Fantastic Four? by 007-11 | Jun 3rd, 2005 07:06:38 AM | The Island isn't "about
cloning", it's about an
extended by FrankDrebin | Jun 3rd, 2005 07:13:46 AM | Damn! someone else mentioned
it! by Celicynd | Jun 3rd, 2005 07:20:55 AM | Peter Cullen IS Optimus
Prime!!! by Gheorghe Zamfir | Jun 3rd, 2005 07:34:18 AM | Prime is Peter Cullen!! Harry
Please READ!! by CullenisPrime | Jun 3rd, 2005 07:42:48 AM | wearing food\abusing
quotations by smackfu | Jun 3rd, 2005 07:56:29 AM | Ummm...Wasn't The
Transformers a goddamned
cartoon back in t by cutest_of_borg | Jun 3rd, 2005 07:58:37 AM | Because it was a cartoon your
not supposed to care? by Terminator | Jun 3rd, 2005 08:17:05 AM | transformers needs sexy
teenagers by ScreamingPenis | Jun 3rd, 2005 08:32:53 AM | Actually, Terminator,
that's not a bad argument. by God's Brother | Jun 3rd, 2005 08:41:37 AM | Welker: Megatron -
Cullen:Prime! by squidman | Jun 3rd, 2005 08:52:49 AM | While Clooney could do a good
Cullen impersonation, it
doesn' by Terry_1978 | Jun 3rd, 2005 09:12:17 AM | by Fried Gold | Jun 3rd, 2005 09:22:52 AM | Not Michael Bay! by The Funketeer | Jun 3rd, 2005 09:24:28 AM | We're Talking Toy Robots
Here People. by Sean38 | Jun 3rd, 2005 09:35:35 AM | C'mon! Just ONE review
that's well-written? by Drude | Jun 3rd, 2005 09:49:51 AM | "Not including the two
necessary key voice talents -
it's no by God's Brother | Jun 3rd, 2005 09:51:00 AM | A much anticipated movie being
fucked up? Big SURPRISE!!! by Ironthorman | Jun 3rd, 2005 09:51:41 AM | "What if your clone is a hard
drinking, hard living clone?" by I Dunno | Jun 3rd, 2005 10:00:19 AM | fast and the furious...with
robots by stationhouse | Jun 3rd, 2005 10:08:02 AM | Fresh Approach = taking
something great and figuring
out how to by Right Bastard | Jun 3rd, 2005 10:08:03 AM | Right. Because the original
title of the show was "Optimus
Prime by Fried Gold | Jun 3rd, 2005 10:08:12 AM | "Harry Please save my movie"
are you fucking kidding me! by Akira'sCrow | Jun 3rd, 2005 10:11:55 AM | Fucking celebrity voice fad.
Didn't Shark Tale and
Robots pr by Big Bad Clone | Jun 3rd, 2005 10:15:52 AM | ZING! by God's Brother | Jun 3rd, 2005 10:17:29 AM | Transformers by Mafu | Jun 3rd, 2005 10:27:05 AM | Fried Gold: I don't know
what's more tragic:.... by Kai_Mah'gra | Jun 3rd, 2005 10:33:04 AM | Point by Mafu | Jun 3rd, 2005 11:02:04 AM | PLANT! by aceattorney | Jun 3rd, 2005 11:03:21 AM | I hope we get some nasty
transformer sex!!! by StudioPlant69 | Jun 3rd, 2005 11:09:16 AM | It's Bay... anything he
does will be horrible. by Logo Lou | Jun 3rd, 2005 11:26:34 AM | ROTS was BORING &
PREDICTABLE!!! by Thunderballs | Jun 3rd, 2005 11:39:21 AM | Original Voices Must Be in the
Transformers Film by culloden46 | Jun 3rd, 2005 12:03:09 PM | "pre"quel by DeadPanWalking | Jun 3rd, 2005 12:04:38 PM | R.C.'s opinion: Clooney,
Sutherland, or Hanks as
Optimus Pr by R.C. the "Wise" | Jun 3rd, 2005 12:05:40 PM | djimon hounsou's the man by josh_strapp | Jun 3rd, 2005 12:10:50 PM | don't care about the
voices by Right Bastard | Jun 3rd, 2005 12:18:33 PM | JESUS FUCKING TITTY SHIT! SAY
SPOILER!!!! by goonie | Jun 3rd, 2005 12:20:34 PM | Sam Elliott for Optimus and
Frank Langella for Megatron. by Declan_Swartz | Jun 3rd, 2005 12:33:54 PM | This guy needs a spell check by deadguy76 | Jun 3rd, 2005 12:34:38 PM | Joe Don Baker as Optimus and
Abe Vigoda as Megatron by ScreamingPenis | Jun 3rd, 2005 12:36:29 PM | Bay will ruin Transformers... by Bong | Jun 3rd, 2005 12:40:04 PM | Wake up Bay by BRUTICUS | Jun 3rd, 2005 12:53:21 PM | Peter Cullen by culloden46 | Jun 3rd, 2005 01:12:11 PM | Aslong as they keep StarScream
a shrieking coniving Cobra
Comman by IndustryKiller | Jun 3rd, 2005 01:14:06 PM | Cullen did Eeyore! by phortonfour | Jun 3rd, 2005 01:19:17 PM | TOM CULLEN as Optimus Prime.
Y'know, Bill Fagerbakke
from "C by chickychow | Jun 3rd, 2005 01:29:23 PM | SmackFu & Grammar by Groggy | Jun 3rd, 2005 01:41:22 PM | Chris "Starscream" Latta
passed away in 1994 by culloden46 | Jun 3rd, 2005 01:43:53 PM | What Bay needs to do is hire
Ted Schwartz as Tailgate and
Greg B by LilOgre | Jun 3rd, 2005 01:46:58 PM | If you want Bay to listen by Doc_Strange | Jun 3rd, 2005 02:09:24 PM | meow by Bouncy X | Jun 3rd, 2005 02:17:13 PM | Lightning in a bottle. by one9deuce | Jun 3rd, 2005 02:21:16 PM | oh and one more thing.. by Bouncy X | Jun 3rd, 2005 02:22:06 PM | Well, pissing off the fan base
isn't the way to go... by Darth Busey | Jun 3rd, 2005 02:33:14 PM | The eighties by Man-in-the-Box | Jun 3rd, 2005 02:54:46 PM | Starscream O.D.ed? by Right Bastard | Jun 3rd, 2005 03:10:36 PM | the voices by robosushi | Jun 3rd, 2005 03:15:34 PM | Transformers boycott by JackieJokeman | Jun 3rd, 2005 03:15:53 PM | ps by robosushi | Jun 3rd, 2005 03:16:27 PM | hmm... by bluebottle | Jun 3rd, 2005 03:21:25 PM | oh and one more thing by robosushi | Jun 3rd, 2005 03:22:38 PM | Tattoos??? by Man-in-the-Box | Jun 3rd, 2005 03:25:12 PM | Maybe Hulk Hogan should voice
Prime by mbaker | Jun 3rd, 2005 04:24:05 PM | I gotta admit by Doc_Strange | Jun 3rd, 2005 04:25:26 PM | no f'ng men in black 3,
please by llephen | Jun 3rd, 2005 04:40:59 PM | dumbass who wrote the review by Koyaanisqatsi | Jun 3rd, 2005 05:31:58 PM | Thanks for the SPOILER
WARNING... fuckfaces by Russman | Jun 3rd, 2005 05:54:34 PM | seriously by Koyaanisqatsi | Jun 3rd, 2005 06:02:07 PM | Celebrity voice overs are
generally annoying by superninja | Jun 3rd, 2005 06:23:04 PM | What next? by superninja | Jun 3rd, 2005 06:26:41 PM | if I had Bay's talent, by Right Bastard | Jun 3rd, 2005 06:57:41 PM | How can they do one of the
best characters,Soundwave? by I Dunno | Jun 3rd, 2005 07:39:42 PM | WHAT WE NEED IS MORE COWBELL! by StudioPlant69 | Jun 3rd, 2005 07:43:55 PM | Re:Transformers boycott by Darth Kal-El | Jun 3rd, 2005 07:45:47 PM | wiky wilde by tylerdurden6790 | Jun 3rd, 2005 07:47:29 PM | If they're going to have a
third MIB... by Lefty Lefterson | Jun 3rd, 2005 09:47:28 PM | I barely even remember the
TRANSFORMERS cartoon... by SnapT | Jun 3rd, 2005 10:56:54 PM | I think I already saw The
Island by gtman8503 | Jun 4th, 2005 12:40:44 AM | I think I already saw The
Island by gtman8503 | Jun 4th, 2005 12:42:11 AM | Why Michael Bay is perfect by Vern | Jun 4th, 2005 03:38:55 AM | "Thanks for the SPOILER
WARNING... fuckfaces" by DarthCorleone | Jun 4th, 2005 03:40:41 AM | ''However, crying
because they arent going to
use the vo by ScaryJim | Jun 4th, 2005 04:27:20 AM | If Frank Welker ain't in
the movie, then it ain't
as goo by Horseflesh | Jun 4th, 2005 04:36:00 AM | On missing news articles... by Neosamurai85 | Jun 4th, 2005 06:50:27 AM | Men in Black 2 smoked the bone
but... by Edward_nygma | Jun 4th, 2005 08:40:39 AM | Who wants the original voices
anyhoo? by TheGinger Twit | Jun 4th, 2005 09:19:03 AM | The voice acting by emrotica | Jun 4th, 2005 11:48:31 AM | Powermetal1 by Greased Deaf Guy | Jun 4th, 2005 03:52:48 PM | "THE ISLAND" is nothing more
than the tremake of the 1978
TV Mov by Redbeard_NV | Jun 4th, 2005 05:08:55 PM | by THE KNIGHT | Jun 4th, 2005 11:50:20 PM | Most over-used AICN word ever: by swinky | Jun 5th, 2005 10:27:18 AM | Sith and stuff by MightyMayo | Jun 5th, 2005 11:53:35 AM | I use dee force...... by Mace Hindu | Jun 7th, 2005 04:24:54 AM | Soundwave by xhah | Jun 7th, 2005 07:17:30 PM | Hans Zimmer by Vodoley | Jun 9th, 2005 01:41:17 AM | I want a MIB 3 by micmac99 | Jun 21st, 2005 06:42:42 PM |
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