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WillHunting on THE ISLAND, TRANSFORMERS & MEN IN BLACK 3

Hey folks, Harry here... Well it's looking like a fun summer for us... the turds seem to be the obvious ones at this point, and thankfully this doesn't seem like one of them. Word is coming in that George Clooney is going to be the voice of Optimus Prime - but at the bottom of this review, while Michael Bay says that it will not be the original voices in his TRANSFORMERS... he also says the script isn't done yet. So the 'rumors' on Clooney as Optimus Prime may be a bit early. Here's WillHunting with his look at THE ISLAND! The film is an early cut that isn't quite finished yet. Will seems to have taken a "this is silly" take, which seems to be counter to what most people that have seen the first 45 minutes feel. So we'll have to wait and see what others think. Here ya go...

Hello, Harry, first time poster, long time visitor to your awesome website.

I just got back from the very first test screening of The Island, at the Long Beach Town Center and all of the bigwigs from Dreamworks were there, Katzenberg, Geffen, Parkes, you name it.

Also in attendance, Michael Bay himself, who had some great news about Transformers, first the review:

The Island, as everyone knows is primarily about cloning.

Ewan McGregor plays Lincoln Six Echo, which is codeword for his host, a scot named Tom Lincoln who needs Lincoln Six Echo's liver to survive.

Scarlett Johansson plays Jordan Six Echo, Lincoln's best friend and co-worker.

The film is basically about these two "clones" who work in a sterilized enviornment wear the foods you eat and your daily contact are monitored lightly.

The believability of this film is narrow at best, one of Scarlett's beginnign scenes is smooth talking one of the cafeteria staff to give old Lincoln some bacon even though he's not allowed to have it.

These people think that they have been rescued from some sort of natural disaster, and they are the only ones still alive.

Lincoln starts having nightmares about going to see and drowning, he visits the head of the cloning facility, (Can't remember his name) but, it's played by Sean Bean, otherwise known as Boromir, Yeah, Obi-Wan and Boromir in the same room, can't go wrong there, (chuckle)

Anyways, we find out that the cloning facilty is really a harvest facility where clones are produced to harvest babies, and other vital organs for their "hosts"

The clones think that they are going to "The Island" when they are really going to get their organs harvested for their hosts.

Michael Clarke Duncun, who plays a small part is overjoyed to think he is leaving the faciility when he's really getting his liver removed.

Lincoln, after leaving his work detail witnesses this operation, and gets his "friend" Jordan, who has also won a trip to "The Island" out of there.

Once the pair leave the harvesting facilty, it's all one big chase scene, with all sorts of unbelieveable, as in nonsense action sequences, including hanging from a hotel sign logo. The two make it to L.A. but not before Lincoln's friend, played by Steve Buscemi, is killed at a train station.

The highlight of the film of course, was the freeway chase, where Lincoln and Jordan stop an entourage of large cars with dumbbells, yes, dumbells. afterwards these futurisitic flying mototcycles provide some energy.

The two finally meet Lincoln's host, Tom Lincoln, played again by Ewan McGregor, this time with a Scottish accent. His one liner about Lincoln Six Echo not "doing" Jordan had the audience in stiches.

In any case, Tom Lincoln is killed and Lincoln Six Echo and Jordan Six Echo, decide to return to the harvesting facility to "rescue" the other clones.

I won't give away the ending, but silly would be a good word to desribe it.

This is a departture for Bay, but it's still his usual blow them up escapate, although on a larger level. McGregor is flat as both Lincolns and it's obvious that Johansson is out of her league in her first big budget action film.

The only two memorable performances were Sean Bean, as the villian of the piece, and Dimon Hussou, (can't spell his name right, he's the guy from Gladiator)

You could tell the film wasn't quite finished as there were still some unfinished shots, and the ending had Hans Zimmer's Gladiator Score attached, as well as the theme from Heat during the freeway chase.

All in all, I would only mildly recommend this. After a great summer with Revenge of the Sith, Batman Begins, War of the Worlds, and Fantastic Four, I would say wait for it on video.

At the end the crowd gave a somewhat polite applause, afterwards, I shook Bay's hand in the theater lobby and asked him about Transformers, he said that the studio (Dreamworks) was still working on the script but that he was indeed involved. He hopes to start shooting early next year, and that the voices, won't be the original cast, from the old cartoon, but different voices, bummer. He wants a fresh approach to the Transformers.

Also, I shook the hand of the main man, composer, Hans Zimmer who told me that the Batman Begins score was definitely one of his best and that the film was definitely his favorite out of all of the Batman films so far, I'm stoked.

I also spoke with Walter Parkes (Producer of The Island) who told me that a third Men In Black project was in the "planning phase" and they hope to have both Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones to return for a third time. Right now the project is still in development phase, so go figure.

In any case, youre website rocks, and if you use this information, (I hope you will) Please call me WillHunting, Thanks, and keep up the great work!

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by GenericJokeName
Jun 3rd, 2005
02:23:03 AM
Eh.....
by GenericJokeName
Jun 3rd, 2005
02:25:18 AM
Ewe Sea, This Moovey Lukes Goode
by Prior Walter
Jun 3rd, 2005
02:34:05 AM
Transformers
by Chaka
Jun 3rd, 2005
02:39:33 AM
Men in Black 2 was an abomination
by iamnicksaicnsn
Jun 3rd, 2005
02:48:43 AM
SPOILER POLICY PLEASE!!!!!!!!
by badboymason
Jun 3rd, 2005
02:50:29 AM
New Voices? Fresh Perspective? CRAP!!!
by perfecto_fan
Jun 3rd, 2005
02:54:09 AM
"After a great summer with Revenge of the Sith",
by elab49
Jun 3rd, 2005
03:16:11 AM
Sean Bean has been in some great stuff - someone make a SHARPE f
by scrumdiddly
Jun 3rd, 2005
03:31:59 AM
"wear the foods you eat"
by Groggy
Jun 3rd, 2005
03:32:12 AM
Elab49: "Making the credibility of the reviewers taste and abili
by Triumph poops!
Jun 3rd, 2005
03:46:11 AM
to 'Triumph poops!'
by prbt
Jun 3rd, 2005
03:57:18 AM
Michael Bay - Are you an idiot?
by FuriousStyles
Jun 3rd, 2005
04:09:04 AM
"go fuck yourself I'm an asshole"
by prbt
Jun 3rd, 2005
04:12:09 AM
Argghhh, damned spoilerific reviews!!! A little warning!!
by Big_Bubbaloola
Jun 3rd, 2005
04:12:33 AM
sorry
by FuriousStyles
Jun 3rd, 2005
04:16:40 AM
michael bay of pigs asswipe
by aldrin_amt
Jun 3rd, 2005
04:17:26 AM
We can take a piece of liver from a donor and leave them alive e
by Shan
Jun 3rd, 2005
04:26:21 AM
Hmmm
by TrustTyler
Jun 3rd, 2005
04:42:53 AM
Pramsformer
by Trevor Goodchild
Jun 3rd, 2005
05:12:26 AM
LIVER FACT
by Trevor Goodchild
Jun 3rd, 2005
05:14:37 AM
Liver Fact
by Trevor Goodchild
Jun 3rd, 2005
05:24:50 AM
How about Brad Bird direct Transformers?
by Trevor Goodchild
Jun 3rd, 2005
05:25:46 AM
I should add ...
by Shan
Jun 3rd, 2005
05:33:34 AM
Thanks Triumph - I'll stick to using the film I've seen
by elab49
Jun 3rd, 2005
05:58:04 AM
Has anyone mentioned - this film is a remake?
by Mittop
Jun 3rd, 2005
06:13:12 AM
Optimus Prime's Voice
by Bodhizefa1313
Jun 3rd, 2005
06:28:48 AM
also sounds like
by ScaryJim
Jun 3rd, 2005
06:43:09 AM
He's looking forward to Fantastic Four?
by 007-11
Jun 3rd, 2005
07:06:38 AM
The Island isn't "about cloning", it's about an extended
by FrankDrebin
Jun 3rd, 2005
07:13:46 AM
Damn! someone else mentioned it!
by Celicynd
Jun 3rd, 2005
07:20:55 AM
Peter Cullen IS Optimus Prime!!!
by Gheorghe Zamfir
Jun 3rd, 2005
07:34:18 AM
Prime is Peter Cullen!! Harry Please READ!!
by CullenisPrime
Jun 3rd, 2005
07:42:48 AM
wearing food\abusing quotations
by smackfu
Jun 3rd, 2005
07:56:29 AM
Ummm...Wasn't The Transformers a goddamned cartoon back in t
by cutest_of_borg
Jun 3rd, 2005
07:58:37 AM
Because it was a cartoon your not supposed to care?
by Terminator
Jun 3rd, 2005
08:17:05 AM
transformers needs sexy teenagers
by ScreamingPenis
Jun 3rd, 2005
08:32:53 AM
Actually, Terminator, that's not a bad argument.
by God's Brother
Jun 3rd, 2005
08:41:37 AM
Welker: Megatron - Cullen:Prime!
by squidman
Jun 3rd, 2005
08:52:49 AM
While Clooney could do a good Cullen impersonation, it doesn'
by Terry_1978
Jun 3rd, 2005
09:12:17 AM

by Fried Gold
Jun 3rd, 2005
09:22:52 AM
Not Michael Bay!
by The Funketeer
Jun 3rd, 2005
09:24:28 AM
We're Talking Toy Robots Here People.
by Sean38
Jun 3rd, 2005
09:35:35 AM
C'mon! Just ONE review that's well-written?
by Drude
Jun 3rd, 2005
09:49:51 AM
"Not including the two necessary key voice talents - it's no
by God's Brother
Jun 3rd, 2005
09:51:00 AM
A much anticipated movie being fucked up? Big SURPRISE!!!
by Ironthorman
Jun 3rd, 2005
09:51:41 AM
"What if your clone is a hard drinking, hard living clone?"
by I Dunno
Jun 3rd, 2005
10:00:19 AM
fast and the furious...with robots
by stationhouse
Jun 3rd, 2005
10:08:02 AM
Fresh Approach = taking something great and figuring out how to
by Right Bastard
Jun 3rd, 2005
10:08:03 AM
Right. Because the original title of the show was "Optimus Prime
by Fried Gold
Jun 3rd, 2005
10:08:12 AM
"Harry Please save my movie" are you fucking kidding me!
by Akira'sCrow
Jun 3rd, 2005
10:11:55 AM
Fucking celebrity voice fad. Didn't Shark Tale and Robots pr
by Big Bad Clone
Jun 3rd, 2005
10:15:52 AM
ZING!
by God's Brother
Jun 3rd, 2005
10:17:29 AM
Transformers
by Mafu
Jun 3rd, 2005
10:27:05 AM
Fried Gold: I don't know what's more tragic:....
by Kai_Mah'gra
Jun 3rd, 2005
10:33:04 AM
Point
by Mafu
Jun 3rd, 2005
11:02:04 AM
PLANT!
by aceattorney
Jun 3rd, 2005
11:03:21 AM
I hope we get some nasty transformer sex!!!
by StudioPlant69
Jun 3rd, 2005
11:09:16 AM
It's Bay... anything he does will be horrible.
by Logo Lou
Jun 3rd, 2005
11:26:34 AM
ROTS was BORING & PREDICTABLE!!!
by Thunderballs
Jun 3rd, 2005
11:39:21 AM
Original Voices Must Be in the Transformers Film
by culloden46
Jun 3rd, 2005
12:03:09 PM
"pre"quel
by DeadPanWalking
Jun 3rd, 2005
12:04:38 PM
R.C.'s opinion: Clooney, Sutherland, or Hanks as Optimus Pr
by R.C. the "Wise"
Jun 3rd, 2005
12:05:40 PM
djimon hounsou's the man
by josh_strapp
Jun 3rd, 2005
12:10:50 PM
don't care about the voices
by Right Bastard
Jun 3rd, 2005
12:18:33 PM
JESUS FUCKING TITTY SHIT! SAY SPOILER!!!!
by goonie
Jun 3rd, 2005
12:20:34 PM
Sam Elliott for Optimus and Frank Langella for Megatron.
by Declan_Swartz
Jun 3rd, 2005
12:33:54 PM
This guy needs a spell check
by deadguy76
Jun 3rd, 2005
12:34:38 PM
Joe Don Baker as Optimus and Abe Vigoda as Megatron
by ScreamingPenis
Jun 3rd, 2005
12:36:29 PM
Bay will ruin Transformers...
by Bong
Jun 3rd, 2005
12:40:04 PM
Wake up Bay
by BRUTICUS
Jun 3rd, 2005
12:53:21 PM
Peter Cullen
by culloden46
Jun 3rd, 2005
01:12:11 PM
Aslong as they keep StarScream a shrieking coniving Cobra Comman
by IndustryKiller
Jun 3rd, 2005
01:14:06 PM
Cullen did Eeyore!
by phortonfour
Jun 3rd, 2005
01:19:17 PM
TOM CULLEN as Optimus Prime. Y'know, Bill Fagerbakke from "C
by chickychow
Jun 3rd, 2005
01:29:23 PM
SmackFu & Grammar
by Groggy
Jun 3rd, 2005
01:41:22 PM
Chris "Starscream" Latta passed away in 1994
by culloden46
Jun 3rd, 2005
01:43:53 PM
What Bay needs to do is hire Ted Schwartz as Tailgate and Greg B
by LilOgre
Jun 3rd, 2005
01:46:58 PM
If you want Bay to listen
by Doc_Strange
Jun 3rd, 2005
02:09:24 PM
meow
by Bouncy X
Jun 3rd, 2005
02:17:13 PM
Lightning in a bottle.
by one9deuce
Jun 3rd, 2005
02:21:16 PM
oh and one more thing..
by Bouncy X
Jun 3rd, 2005
02:22:06 PM
Well, pissing off the fan base isn't the way to go...
by Darth Busey
Jun 3rd, 2005
02:33:14 PM
The eighties
by Man-in-the-Box
Jun 3rd, 2005
02:54:46 PM
Starscream O.D.ed?
by Right Bastard
Jun 3rd, 2005
03:10:36 PM
the voices
by robosushi
Jun 3rd, 2005
03:15:34 PM
Transformers boycott
by JackieJokeman
Jun 3rd, 2005
03:15:53 PM
ps
by robosushi
Jun 3rd, 2005
03:16:27 PM
hmm...
by bluebottle
Jun 3rd, 2005
03:21:25 PM
oh and one more thing
by robosushi
Jun 3rd, 2005
03:22:38 PM
Tattoos???
by Man-in-the-Box
Jun 3rd, 2005
03:25:12 PM
Maybe Hulk Hogan should voice Prime
by mbaker
Jun 3rd, 2005
04:24:05 PM
I gotta admit
by Doc_Strange
Jun 3rd, 2005
04:25:26 PM
no f'ng men in black 3, please
by llephen
Jun 3rd, 2005
04:40:59 PM
dumbass who wrote the review
by Koyaanisqatsi
Jun 3rd, 2005
05:31:58 PM
Thanks for the SPOILER WARNING... fuckfaces
by Russman
Jun 3rd, 2005
05:54:34 PM
seriously
by Koyaanisqatsi
Jun 3rd, 2005
06:02:07 PM
Celebrity voice overs are generally annoying
by superninja
Jun 3rd, 2005
06:23:04 PM
What next?
by superninja
Jun 3rd, 2005
06:26:41 PM
if I had Bay's talent,
by Right Bastard
Jun 3rd, 2005
06:57:41 PM
How can they do one of the best characters,Soundwave?
by I Dunno
Jun 3rd, 2005
07:39:42 PM
WHAT WE NEED IS MORE COWBELL!
by StudioPlant69
Jun 3rd, 2005
07:43:55 PM
Re:Transformers boycott
by Darth Kal-El
Jun 3rd, 2005
07:45:47 PM
wiky wilde
by tylerdurden6790
Jun 3rd, 2005
07:47:29 PM
If they're going to have a third MIB...
by Lefty Lefterson
Jun 3rd, 2005
09:47:28 PM
I barely even remember the TRANSFORMERS cartoon...
by SnapT
Jun 3rd, 2005
10:56:54 PM
I think I already saw The Island
by gtman8503
Jun 4th, 2005
12:40:44 AM
I think I already saw The Island
by gtman8503
Jun 4th, 2005
12:42:11 AM
Why Michael Bay is perfect
by Vern
Jun 4th, 2005
03:38:55 AM
"Thanks for the SPOILER WARNING... fuckfaces"
by DarthCorleone
Jun 4th, 2005
03:40:41 AM
''However, crying because they arent going to use the vo
by ScaryJim
Jun 4th, 2005
04:27:20 AM
If Frank Welker ain't in the movie, then it ain't as goo
by Horseflesh
Jun 4th, 2005
04:36:00 AM
On missing news articles...
by Neosamurai85
Jun 4th, 2005
06:50:27 AM
Men in Black 2 smoked the bone but...
by Edward_nygma
Jun 4th, 2005
08:40:39 AM
Who wants the original voices anyhoo?
by TheGinger Twit
Jun 4th, 2005
09:19:03 AM
The voice acting
by emrotica
Jun 4th, 2005
11:48:31 AM
Powermetal1
by Greased Deaf Guy
Jun 4th, 2005
03:52:48 PM
"THE ISLAND" is nothing more than the tremake of the 1978 TV Mov
by Redbeard_NV
Jun 4th, 2005
05:08:55 PM

by THE KNIGHT
Jun 4th, 2005
11:50:20 PM
Most over-used AICN word ever:
by swinky
Jun 5th, 2005
10:27:18 AM
Sith and stuff
by MightyMayo
Jun 5th, 2005
11:53:35 AM
I use dee force......
by Mace Hindu
Jun 7th, 2005
04:24:54 AM
Soundwave
by xhah
Jun 7th, 2005
07:17:30 PM
Hans Zimmer
by Vodoley
Jun 9th, 2005
01:41:17 AM
I want a MIB 3
by micmac99
Jun 21st, 2005
06:42:42 PM

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