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Dio will reign & rock supreme in TENACIOUS D IN: THE PICK OF DESTINY!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... I will not say how it is I know this thing I know. But as I sit here typing, I am also divining the ultimate truth that can be gleaned from the works of TENACIOUS D, the band forged by the gods to deliver the soul of rock n roll to we mere miserable souls! Ok, maybe I like TENACIOUS D and Jack Black a little too much. But whilst worshipping, I began to see the visage of a horned demon clutching a glowing palantir - and in that orb I saw the DIO signed to be in the greatest film ever annointed the greatest film ever to be constructed. Ronnie James Dio will be one of those on the way to Tenacious D's epic climb to the top of Olympus to rule Rock-N-Roll from up on high! And they will rock the balls of mankind numb!

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Fine
by Volta
May 2nd, 2005
09:19:31 AM
But I don't like Tenacious D...
by Volta
May 2nd, 2005
09:22:04 AM
yup
by 81666
May 2nd, 2005
09:28:55 AM
AND WE SHALL NOURISH OURSELVES ON THEIR ROCK
by MemBirdman
May 2nd, 2005
09:32:43 AM
you just dont get it....
by Obscura
May 2nd, 2005
09:43:51 AM
Before they rock...
by strongbadmonkey
May 2nd, 2005
09:53:50 AM
Burned image in my brain
by Kentucky Colonel
May 2nd, 2005
09:56:04 AM
Dio is good.
by Harry Coin
May 2nd, 2005
10:13:53 AM
Anybody like Tenacious D but absolutely HATE their die-hard fans
by Nice Marmot
May 2nd, 2005
10:21:28 AM
Anybody like Tenacious D but absolutely HATE their die-hard fans
by Nice Marmot
May 2nd, 2005
10:23:07 AM
Tenacious D Time! Fuck Yea!
by warp11
May 2nd, 2005
10:29:00 AM
The Fans
by Darth Busey
May 2nd, 2005
10:30:19 AM
This is not the Greatest Film in the World
by TheBaxter
May 2nd, 2005
10:38:24 AM
It isn't even music?
by Flim_
May 2nd, 2005
10:48:19 AM
R.C.'s opinion: The D is original, fun, and encompasses the spi
by R.C. the "Wise"
May 2nd, 2005
11:49:57 AM
Was there a coherent thought in Harry's post?
by JCUBED
May 2nd, 2005
12:09:48 PM
"...and in that orb I saw the DIO signed to be in the greatest f
by googamooga
May 2nd, 2005
12:18:01 PM
Harry IS frequently late with the news...
by googamooga
May 2nd, 2005
12:22:41 PM
the D NOT music?
by aikimoe
May 2nd, 2005
12:40:09 PM
Obscura
by El Che
May 2nd, 2005
12:53:04 PM
these haters must have broken their funny fuse
by luckylindy
May 2nd, 2005
01:13:00 PM
People who hate JB and The D are so teh suk.
by Teh Suk
May 2nd, 2005
01:13:22 PM
i should have said "blown" their funny fuse
by luckylindy
May 2nd, 2005
01:15:32 PM
Does somebody have some kind of verifiable link to whatever the
by rev_skarekroe
May 2nd, 2005
01:16:05 PM
Wnananahara7
by aikimoe
May 2nd, 2005
01:20:37 PM
Ronnie James Dio?
by Roc Ingersoll
May 2nd, 2005
01:47:41 PM
Whananara 7....
by Kentucky Colonel
May 2nd, 2005
02:03:34 PM
Stifler's_Mom
by TheManWho
May 2nd, 2005
02:21:06 PM
D sucks?
by Babba-Booey
May 2nd, 2005
02:23:41 PM
music parody
by aikimoe
May 2nd, 2005
02:30:29 PM
Stifler's_Mom...
by TheManWho
May 2nd, 2005
02:46:06 PM
stifler's mom
by aikimoe
May 2nd, 2005
02:48:40 PM
All I am saying...
by TheManWho
May 2nd, 2005
02:53:01 PM
With karate I'll kick your ass...
by torndaredevil
May 2nd, 2005
03:12:08 PM
gape - you kneal allright, but it aint called prayin
by DUKE TOGO
May 2nd, 2005
03:39:13 PM
All of your teh suk, you are
by Teh Suk
May 2nd, 2005
03:46:22 PM
Are you kidding, Wnaanahara7?
by TheManWho
May 2nd, 2005
04:51:46 PM
Then we
by TheManWho
May 2nd, 2005
05:10:14 PM
Tenacious D is not music parody
by obi5kenobi
May 2nd, 2005
05:16:23 PM
Nerd Metal
by Nine18Pictures
May 2nd, 2005
06:07:35 PM
A) D actually have some good guitar work, listen to "Wonderboy"
by Tall_Boy
May 2nd, 2005
06:24:16 PM
Gather all ye D-sciples
by CaptMattSparrow
May 2nd, 2005
07:28:25 PM
Wnanahara7
by aikimoe
May 2nd, 2005
07:41:23 PM
Dio = God, Dragonforce = Dragons Arse
by Mechanismo
May 2nd, 2005
07:57:55 PM
Best concert ever!
by koosbane
May 2nd, 2005
08:15:35 PM
Dio? Dio?
by MCVamp
May 2nd, 2005
09:15:22 PM
The Fugs
by Mars1
May 2nd, 2005
09:36:15 PM
oh oh can i join in?!
by Obscura
May 2nd, 2005
09:37:54 PM
Dio has rocked for a long, long time
by Waffleking
May 2nd, 2005
10:51:41 PM
Parody
by Scumworth
May 2nd, 2005
11:32:58 PM
Dio Singer: "I know you all remember this one, this is the first
by Tall_Boy
May 3rd, 2005
12:28:32 AM
Wnanahara7 again
by aikimoe
May 3rd, 2005
02:29:38 AM
Tenacious Dee
by zigster
May 3rd, 2005
03:15:18 AM
Take me to the sky!
by CellarDoor
May 3rd, 2005
08:22:30 AM
moviemack
by aikimoe
May 3rd, 2005
12:18:02 PM
Ronnie's SKYNYRD show...
by Kentucky Colonel
May 3rd, 2005
03:05:46 PM
What a surprise
by cornstalkwalker
May 3rd, 2005
09:32:15 PM
moviemack, you confuse me
by aikimoe
May 3rd, 2005
10:21:40 PM

by Nine18Pictures
May 4th, 2005
12:29:15 AM
wow...
by bluebottle
May 4th, 2005
01:11:56 AM
moviemack, you are right
by aikimoe
May 4th, 2005
01:50:05 AM
Dio Sucks
by DrRobert
May 4th, 2005
02:57:59 AM
You guys...
by SgtPartridge
May 4th, 2005
09:14:22 AM
Skynyrd Tribute!
by Kentucky Colonel
May 4th, 2005
10:06:49 AM

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