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Sigh... they're remaking THE BIRDS... Cuz - Van Sant's PSYCHO did wonderful! And A PERFECT MURDER triumphed!

Hey folks, Harry here... I'm writing this less from the point of view of Harry - guy that runs AICN, and more from the point of view of Harry - producer boy. Ya know... there's a sweeping amount of these remakes coming at us from all sides. Literally every day there seems to be remakes - remakes from movies a year old from another country, remakes of classic films, remakes of films that were just really fun and then remakes of films that had a good idea - but as a film never lived up to that idea. That last group - that's the best to work from. But I get the appeal... I do. Not only do you have a ready made ad campaign that worked before... but even if the studio makes a shit film, the publicity from that film serves as a marketing tool to sell the original film in some sort of deluxe dvd that has promotional material for your new version. Check - gotcha...

Recently I was offered a chance to work with someone on an entire library of films to potentially remake. Over two hundred titles. Things... gosh, things I could imagine cool as hell reimaginings of. Films with titles... oh such great titles. Films I've got posters, lobby cards, press books... and even Forrest Ackerman's Famous Monsters of Filmland files on. Films I've known my whole life... whose beats I instinctively know and have thought what if they'd done this or that... or if only they could have had today's tools.

My initial reaction was to act like a kid in a toy store wanting to grab this one and this one and oh yeah this one. I drew up a list of 7 properties... exchanged a couple of emails... and then went to sleep. Over the course of that rest, I thought about it. Did I really want to put my energy into a film that ultimately... I couldn't have actors in that I loved as much as the originals. A film, who... in replacing the director - I don't believe that there is a cooler director alive, in comparison to the original? Oh sure - I could make it BIGGER. I could attach an actor with less of a cult persona and more of a mainstream marketability. But... at the end of that process - would it be particularly relevant to today? If I made it absolutely perfect - great writing - great directing - great acting... Did I want my name associated with a whole developed slate of remakes?

Right now - I'm working on two originals and one adaptation of something that's never seen anything like it on the big screen. That's cool. I love that my two originals are things that were thought up in considering the entire history of their respective genres - and came out of... what I always dreamt of one day seeing done in that genre, that I've never seen. That's what kept a lot of those old time cool directors going. Reinvention. Lawrence Kasdan once said in making SILVERADO that any story you could ever want to tell, could be told in the confines of a Western. I'll go that better - any story you could ever imagine could be told in the confines of any genre or mixture of genres ever imagined. Having said that... there are remakes I like - but in seeing the announcement that Michael Bay's PLATINUM DUNES, Peter Guber and Universal Pictures are mounting a remake of Alfred Hitchcock's THE BIRDS... I just thought... why?

Is it because, when Michael was a boy and he saw THE BIRDS - he saw the film over and over and over. That it captured his imagination and made him dream of one day making movies? Did he put a worm in his hair and run through a park trying to get a bird to peck it from his head? What was the passionate cry to remake it? There's so many stories out there... Sit down, watch a ton of movies, dive in and put them together in your head, scramble them... think about what has always been done in those TYPES of movies - and dream your own... reimagine not a classic single film, but your take on the genre and the archetypes within. Ultimately - and I guarantee it on this one. You'll not make a film worth the slightest moment of the original in this case. Sure, you can make the bird attacks more intense with CG - you can make more birds attack... and in perfect chaotic formation - but you gonna make it happy at the end? Will ya bring a guy with a flamethrower to roast the feather fiends in a great bird roast? Will ya have the birds attack a major city... like New York and the pigeons turn on the breadcrumb tossers on the park benches.

I don't know... It just seems that with each growing day - there's more and more and more of these things. So often these remakes come from a marketing stand point - which I guess is good business... but how often do we see it approached with say the passion that Peter Jackson has been exhibiting on KONG? Where it has literally been a life long dream to explore what else was on Skull Island, the dream to make Kong more expressive and an honest desire to giddily film guys in biplanes firing off machine guns straight into camera? These remakes... they seem to be being used as easy no-brainer slate launches... to build a large line of product. But Platinum Dunes has made 2 films so far. They're about to do a prequel to THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE and another remake - THE HITCHER. Add THE BIRDS to that - and I'm left wondering... have they any original voice at all? Any new dreams? Hitchcock did one remake in his career - of one of his own films. And frankly, I prefer the original, but of remakes of Hitchcock films - he did make the best one to date.






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Oh God...
by Edward_nygma
Apr 26th, 2005
04:36:48 AM
Wow, i was first...
by Edward_nygma
Apr 26th, 2005
04:37:43 AM
whatever...
by kintar0
Apr 26th, 2005
04:57:09 AM
If it goes on like this...
by Volta
Apr 26th, 2005
05:02:53 AM
I think it should be called The Birds 2: Weekend At Birdies, wit
by prevert
Apr 26th, 2005
05:04:26 AM
Here is why there are so many remakes.
by spidermanfreak20
Apr 26th, 2005
05:11:54 AM
Wasn't there a bird remake made for TV years ago?
by ELGordo
Apr 26th, 2005
05:14:37 AM
Birds II
by Volta
Apr 26th, 2005
05:20:05 AM
Blah Blah
by spidermanfreak20
Apr 26th, 2005
05:41:29 AM
BARF
by Aust1n
Apr 26th, 2005
05:44:34 AM
Geeeeh, yeah, remakes are a very recent thing in Hollywood
by Judge Doom
Apr 26th, 2005
05:59:06 AM
It's not being made becaue of Van Sant...
by SalvatoreGravano
Apr 26th, 2005
06:02:02 AM
Bet this site changes it's opinion,
by Darth Kong
Apr 26th, 2005
06:06:20 AM
would it make me unpopular if i said...
by mcflytrap
Apr 26th, 2005
06:06:25 AM
I've heard that Treasure of the Sierra Madre is being kicked aro
by InspectorDoppler
Apr 26th, 2005
06:17:21 AM
I hope this is a joke. Like Paris HIlton as Marylin Monroe or Wi
by moviemaniac-7
Apr 26th, 2005
06:18:14 AM
You guys are over reacting
by Darth Kong
Apr 26th, 2005
06:23:31 AM
The fact that Platinum Dunes now has the rights confirms it will
by Blacklist
Apr 26th, 2005
06:24:40 AM
Jarv
by Darth Kong
Apr 26th, 2005
06:35:48 AM
Um...Ring 2 was not a remake...
by Drworm2002
Apr 26th, 2005
06:38:54 AM
That's actually kinda sad
by Darth Kong
Apr 26th, 2005
06:40:26 AM
Ah, thats cool.
by Darth Kong
Apr 26th, 2005
06:48:32 AM
Thank fuck! The original birds was shite.
by Angry Chimp
Apr 26th, 2005
06:49:03 AM
Jarv, there was more to the end than you think
by Angry Chimp
Apr 26th, 2005
07:02:14 AM
"Strangers on a Train" Also Being Remade
by DanielKurland
Apr 26th, 2005
07:09:55 AM
Why remakes (and so many movies generally) are rubbish
by Superpaddy
Apr 26th, 2005
07:10:26 AM
Say What!?
by Evil Chicken
Apr 26th, 2005
07:12:36 AM
Remake bothers me less than who's doing it.
by Mister Man
Apr 26th, 2005
07:15:36 AM
A parrot bit me once. Ouch.
by Mister Man
Apr 26th, 2005
07:20:56 AM
Hitchcock was a cock suckin' remaker himself, Yo!
by Angry Chimp
Apr 26th, 2005
07:36:29 AM
Hottest Hitchcock BABE EVER!!!
by Angry Chimp
Apr 26th, 2005
07:48:25 AM
If they absolutely HAD to revisit PSYCHO...
by Pardon_My_Zinger
Apr 26th, 2005
07:50:12 AM
Waitasec...
by kiddae
Apr 26th, 2005
07:58:11 AM
Veronica Cartwright? Top Hitchcock babe - sick dude!
by Angry Chimp
Apr 26th, 2005
08:01:57 AM
Hollywood is dead
by CuervoJones
Apr 26th, 2005
08:03:54 AM
A Perfect Murder was actually good though!
by Drath
Apr 26th, 2005
08:11:26 AM
Jarv, I think I saw that one, how about...
by Angry Chimp
Apr 26th, 2005
08:12:19 AM
Go on, square the circle. You bloody Hypocrite
by Riccardogogo
Apr 26th, 2005
08:15:27 AM
Anyone?
by MrNelson
Apr 26th, 2005
08:27:11 AM
forget all those...look at what i have found! Superman Returns p
by DarthBakpao
Apr 26th, 2005
08:30:02 AM
Let me tell you this...
by MrNelson
Apr 26th, 2005
08:34:25 AM
"Dya know Harry's a producer? Wrote a song 'bout it ...
by squidman
Apr 26th, 2005
08:35:38 AM
Since The Birds is considered to be one of Hitch's lesser effort
by Barry Egan
Apr 26th, 2005
08:36:10 AM
When's the Bible gonna get remade?
by Angry Chimp
Apr 26th, 2005
08:37:28 AM
Jarv, that's a shit idea. Get serious man!
by Angry Chimp
Apr 26th, 2005
08:42:42 AM
Superman
by Darth Kong
Apr 26th, 2005
08:45:07 AM
For some nice 'fan art'...
by MrNelson
Apr 26th, 2005
08:51:20 AM
Fuck Riccardogogo
by Darth Kong
Apr 26th, 2005
08:51:57 AM
Hey, I won't see this piece of crap.
by Blue_Demon
Apr 26th, 2005
08:54:05 AM
My girlfriend owns "A Perfect Murder"
by rev_skarekroe
Apr 26th, 2005
08:55:23 AM
Blue_Demon
by Darth Kong
Apr 26th, 2005
08:55:30 AM
Unless of course
by Darth Kong
Apr 26th, 2005
08:56:04 AM
OK
by Darth Kong
Apr 26th, 2005
08:58:09 AM
Geek quotes sre for fuckwads
by Jabba the Slut
Apr 26th, 2005
08:59:09 AM
The Birds always seemed like sort of a lame movie to me. Was it
by jimmy_009
Apr 26th, 2005
08:59:24 AM
But again...
by Darth Kong
Apr 26th, 2005
08:59:57 AM
That post was meant for you Jarv
by Darth Kong
Apr 26th, 2005
09:01:25 AM
The only remake I own...
by MrNelson
Apr 26th, 2005
09:03:37 AM
And I checked the Superman poster
by Darth Kong
Apr 26th, 2005
09:04:51 AM
on DVD is...
by MrNelson
Apr 26th, 2005
09:05:08 AM
Paul WS Anderson
by Groggy
Apr 26th, 2005
09:08:05 AM
Thanks Jarv
by Darth Kong
Apr 26th, 2005
09:16:16 AM
The reason there are so many remakes is that they a fucking CHEA
by HypeEndsHere
Apr 26th, 2005
09:22:19 AM
Not PTA
by Groggy
Apr 26th, 2005
09:31:57 AM
exactly who thinks "The Birds" is one of Hitchcock's lesser film
by Hud
Apr 26th, 2005
09:33:31 AM
leave sadie frost alone, you
by vicious_bastard
Apr 26th, 2005
09:36:37 AM
Don't be silly.
by Groggy
Apr 26th, 2005
09:41:14 AM
There bettter not be a score
by bmsatter
Apr 26th, 2005
09:43:56 AM
Hey guys! Fox is remaking "My Friend Flica" right now. Right n
by Russman
Apr 26th, 2005
09:45:49 AM
They need some slipknot
by Groggy
Apr 26th, 2005
09:49:32 AM
No he paid that
by Groggy
Apr 26th, 2005
09:52:56 AM
none at all - I just fancy her like hell
by vicious_bastard
Apr 26th, 2005
09:53:51 AM
I don't see The Birds working today. Why not try another animal
by Darksider
Apr 26th, 2005
09:59:47 AM
The Library
by Groggy
Apr 26th, 2005
10:10:59 AM
Speaking of remakes...
by CJA
Apr 26th, 2005
10:19:22 AM
Fuck Michael Bay, that retarded asshole!!!!!
by CyberBeavis1326
Apr 26th, 2005
10:22:40 AM
Why does this site hate remakes so much but continues to jizz al
by I Dunno
Apr 26th, 2005
10:23:25 AM
Library Hi-Jinks
by Groggy
Apr 26th, 2005
10:29:29 AM
Please everyone relax your sphincters before reading this.
by HypeEndsHere
Apr 26th, 2005
10:38:12 AM
High Anxiety
by Volta
Apr 26th, 2005
10:39:12 AM
Unneccessary remakes is what's making Hollywood a friggin' joke.
by Monkey_King
Apr 26th, 2005
10:50:14 AM
How remakes get started
by MasterShake
Apr 26th, 2005
10:50:17 AM
I'm not really taking the piss
by HypeEndsHere
Apr 26th, 2005
10:51:14 AM
Kong
by Groggy
Apr 26th, 2005
10:52:22 AM
For Jarv
by MrNelson
Apr 26th, 2005
10:57:55 AM
LOTR = Das Rheingold
by vicious_bastard
Apr 26th, 2005
10:58:10 AM
Cigars
by Groggy
Apr 26th, 2005
11:02:24 AM
Albino Ape?
by Groggy
Apr 26th, 2005
11:04:32 AM
LOOK OUT!
by The Librarian
Apr 26th, 2005
11:11:44 AM
According to IMDB trivia
by HypeEndsHere
Apr 26th, 2005
11:18:21 AM
Remakes!
by MrNelson
Apr 26th, 2005
11:21:20 AM
ROTK
by Groggy
Apr 26th, 2005
11:25:51 AM
Remaking Birds is a bad idea, but Suspiria is a good one.
by Homer Sexual
Apr 26th, 2005
11:30:10 AM
they remade HERBIE the Love Bug, nothing is sacred...
by so sorry
Apr 26th, 2005
11:30:21 AM
Cracker
by Groggy
Apr 26th, 2005
11:32:30 AM
Who of you...
by MrNelson
Apr 26th, 2005
11:33:03 AM
...work in the film business?
by MrNelson
Apr 26th, 2005
11:36:17 AM
Remaking Early Argento???
by Groggy
Apr 26th, 2005
11:37:59 AM
The Birds sucked...
by Broodwich
Apr 26th, 2005
11:39:56 AM
Crazy idea: instead of remaking these films, how about giving t
by Barry Egan
Apr 26th, 2005
11:41:52 AM
Just As Long As They Don't Remake Hitchcock's "Topaz"
by Jervis Tetch
Apr 26th, 2005
11:42:05 AM
Argento was the man
by Groggy
Apr 26th, 2005
11:44:42 AM
good call on the bad casting of Vince Vaughn
by HypeEndsHere
Apr 26th, 2005
11:44:45 AM
latest Batman Begins trailer
by abcdefz1
Apr 26th, 2005
11:46:27 AM
Jarv, HypeEndsHere
by I Dunno
Apr 26th, 2005
11:46:51 AM
As a 'creative director'...
by MrNelson
Apr 26th, 2005
11:47:45 AM
The Birds
by Jervis Tetch
Apr 26th, 2005
11:55:14 AM
Jarv
by I Dunno
Apr 26th, 2005
11:57:10 AM
But PJ remaking KONG is A-OK...
by Spike Fett
Apr 26th, 2005
11:57:20 AM
I'll give a free ride to LOTR
by HypeEndsHere
Apr 26th, 2005
11:59:11 AM
It makes perfect financial sense in the "new Hollywood"...
by bigdickmcgee
Apr 26th, 2005
12:10:36 PM
Jarv
by Groggy
Apr 26th, 2005
12:13:39 PM
Dull! Dull! Duller!!!!!!!!
by MrNelson
Apr 26th, 2005
12:15:39 PM
Darksider: the original story had other species start attacking
by FrankDrebin
Apr 26th, 2005
12:26:55 PM
YOU ALL NEED TO GET LIVES(or write your own damn movie)
by CinemaFunkmanChi
Apr 26th, 2005
12:26:56 PM
It's all about: [1] name recognition and [2] risk aversion
by FrankDrebin
Apr 26th, 2005
12:32:03 PM
Ok, at least we're talking about this with civility.
by I Dunno
Apr 26th, 2005
12:37:56 PM
CinemaFunkmanChi: You're saying we should just shut-up and accep
by FrankDrebin
Apr 26th, 2005
12:45:19 PM
What's with the hating on The Birds?
by Durendal
Apr 26th, 2005
12:48:24 PM
A Perfect Murder was a damn good movie.
by Osmosis Jones
Apr 26th, 2005
12:49:55 PM
Anyone see the Birds 3-D film at Universal Orlando?
by I Dunno
Apr 26th, 2005
12:53:51 PM
AICN's supporting Kong because it's being remade out of fanboy l
by FrankDrebin
Apr 26th, 2005
12:58:58 PM
The only racism in LoTR is what people choose to read into it.
by morGoth
Apr 26th, 2005
01:10:53 PM
I've written 4 original films and 12 television scripts.
by HypeEndsHere
Apr 26th, 2005
01:21:33 PM
We on this site may disagree on a lot but there's one thing we c
by I Dunno
Apr 26th, 2005
01:36:51 PM
Consider This
by Jervis Tetch
Apr 26th, 2005
01:38:00 PM
birds are scary?
by Bouncy X
Apr 26th, 2005
02:10:43 PM
DAMNIT THAT WAS MY IDEA!!!!!!!!
by Solrider77
Apr 26th, 2005
02:28:33 PM
Birds are really scary to some people
by abcdefz1
Apr 26th, 2005
02:34:39 PM
this just in
by bigbadbua
Apr 26th, 2005
02:38:23 PM
Well everyone has phobias.
by I Dunno
Apr 26th, 2005
02:51:19 PM
Psycho ...
by Shan
Apr 26th, 2005
02:58:09 PM
Well, they could remake Wild Beasts ...
by Shan
Apr 26th, 2005
03:02:03 PM
Birds aren't scary. That was kinda the point.
by HypeEndsHere
Apr 26th, 2005
03:23:11 PM
Awesome post dancemonster.
by Homer Sexual
Apr 26th, 2005
03:25:56 PM
I thought of this. Instead of doing a remake, just do another ch
by IAmJacksUserID
Apr 26th, 2005
04:02:41 PM
Michael Bay rapes my childhood.
by junoshalaman
Apr 26th, 2005
04:28:01 PM
any story you could ever imagine could be told in the confines o
by Lou C.
Apr 26th, 2005
04:29:27 PM
The Swarm
by Shan
Apr 26th, 2005
04:38:42 PM
Put the other Harry back on...
by TheKinsman
Apr 26th, 2005
04:46:50 PM
I won't be watching, cuz I just don't care.
by pencil-man
Apr 26th, 2005
05:21:32 PM
No way
by brinkeguthrie
Apr 26th, 2005
05:28:03 PM
It is inevitable.
by Shan
Apr 26th, 2005
05:28:08 PM
On the subject of remakes ...
by Shan
Apr 26th, 2005
05:32:59 PM
Oh people Please! I know it's old Hitchie, but The Birds wasn't
by The Founder
Apr 26th, 2005
06:23:37 PM
I am conflicted.
by Malx
Apr 26th, 2005
07:03:23 PM
Michael Bay is a plague on this Earth...
by JohnGalt2005
Apr 26th, 2005
09:51:39 PM
I hate remakes but...
by WONKABAR
Apr 26th, 2005
09:56:20 PM
And if this must happen....
by JohnGalt2005
Apr 26th, 2005
09:57:32 PM
P.S. TCM remake is one of the worst movies ever made
by JohnGalt2005
Apr 26th, 2005
09:58:25 PM
No way, that prize belongs to the Stepford Wives remake...
by WONKABAR
Apr 26th, 2005
10:25:14 PM
Great... another remake
by Boombche_stum
Apr 26th, 2005
11:45:23 PM
Michael Bay cannot be stopped
by Vern
Apr 27th, 2005
12:28:29 AM
Analthrax
by Wild At Heart
Apr 27th, 2005
02:01:52 AM
Big Train
by Trevor Goodchild
Apr 27th, 2005
04:50:24 AM
Don't look them in the eye
by Groggy
Apr 27th, 2005
06:19:28 AM
Oh, Now you've gone on fire.
by Groggy
Apr 27th, 2005
07:27:49 AM
Here goes then!
by Groggy
Apr 27th, 2005
07:48:15 AM
Big Train
by Shan
Apr 27th, 2005
07:48:44 AM
Joke right???
by DannyOcean01
Apr 27th, 2005
07:52:07 AM
Breaking news: Paul WS Anderson to remake One Flew Over The Cuck
by Masht
Apr 27th, 2005
07:52:40 AM
Because, Jarv, when an utter dumb fuck piece of shit can become
by Masht
Apr 27th, 2005
08:45:13 AM
Freedom? Bwahaha!
by Masht
Apr 27th, 2005
09:33:12 AM
I think this might be the longest non-Star Wars/LOTR/Matrix/Mich
by ExcaliburFfolkes
Apr 27th, 2005
09:57:04 AM
Gocha Jarv
by Masht
Apr 27th, 2005
10:12:00 AM
Why I said a Suspiria remake is a good idea, plus..What do YOU t
by Homer Sexual
Apr 27th, 2005
12:28:25 PM
The bigger problem is Universal Pictures...
by ComputerGuy68
Apr 27th, 2005
05:28:00 PM

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