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Herc's Patron Saint Points Us In The Direction Of The Time & Place Of Our Eternal SERENITY!

Hey folks, Harry here - somehow Hercules the Strong - who obviously must be having a tiff with his boyfriend Joss Whedon - didn't post this story. I know he use to mention his bf 30,000 times daily and twice that on Sunday, while bowing at Spike's collection of bloody Buffy tampons... aka Herc's Eternal Shrine! Oh well - here's the scoop about where and when you can find the trailer you Joss fans can't live without!

Hey Harry,

G'day from downunder....

Long time reader blah blah blah,  no doubt you've already got a few emails about this but if not thought you might be interested.  Below was just sent to me from the Browncoats site about the first trailer for Serenity being released on tuesday @ apple.com.  This message is from the man himself....Joss Whedon,

If u use this call me,

Johnny Spit

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Hey guys.

I'm here on the official site, so that can only mean one thing: somebody finally told me my password! (Again.) It probably also means that I have some big-ass announcement or other. Well tops on the announcement list is this: after months of intensive yoga, i can finally touch my toes! (They feel round and bunion-y.)

But there's more! I'm talkin' movie news, peeps, so no more drumroll: Trailer. Serenity. Tuesday.

Yeah, kids, the haps is hap'nin', and it runs thus: EXCLUSIVELY on Apple movie trailers (and linked through this site as well of course) will be a small, medium, large or FULLSCREEN trailer for Serenity the major motion movie. Yeah, THE trailer. And the following Friday said trailer hits theaters. Which theaters? Until I get confirmation you'll have to guess, but I'm betting you can.

Now, here's a word of warning: this trailer ain't shy. If you're looking to live totally spoiler-free, know that there's plenty of key dialogue and images running through this bad boy. It's pretty tasty, though, and it doesn't give everything away. But close scrutiny will definitely learn you much of what's to come. (Anakin TOTALLY goes evil.) It's a nice piece to while away the time till September, and hopefully should intrigue th' peeps that don't have coats of brown.

The only thing more exciting than y'all finally seeing this was showing it to Nathan. Like a schoolboy giggled he.

Bye-ee!

Joss "You can't take my toes from me" Whedon

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