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Published on Monday, April 18, 2005 - 3:19pm |
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David Learner - the stage & TV Marvin reviews HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY!
Hey folks, Harry here... kinda had to let this go out on the site. Enjoy...
Hi guys
Here's a few words for your website. If you've had an email from Annabel you'll know I played Marvin on 2 national tours and the Rainbow Theatre in 1980 plus the telly version and then finally at the opening of the Drum Theatre, Plymouth in 1982.
Best of luck .. the movie's fantastic. I'm lost for words.
In early 1980 Robin Thornber, reviewing the national tour of Hitch Hiker in The Guardian said that Marvin was the most compassionate character on stage because he was the most human. There was something of Marvin in all of us. He was right, as he was right about so many things. I guess that’s what makes a good theatre critic, the ability to polish this mirror we hold up to reality and say, “Do you have any idea what you look like?”
I’m rambling already and I haven’t even started. I want to say that everything that’s spun off before to orbit round Hitch Hiker – the radio version, the stage shows, the telly, the “making of” video, the towels, the computer game, the fans, the zylbatburgers, the gargleblasters – everything has been a tribute to this extraordinary myth called Douglas. How wrong I was.
I seriously believe that the movie has got pretty damn close to what Douglas had in mind. I’m sorry. I seriously believe that nothing now will come closer to what Douglas had in mind. We don’t know of course what he did have in mind, but at least he was sort of there in the last few moments, wasn’t he? What’s your favourite Disney movie? Mine’s “The Jungle Book.” Why? Because you can see Disney’s hand: it was the last movie he was involved with, on a personal level. In the Hitchhiker movie (somehow the name got elided) you can hear Douglas’ voice. And it’s that voice that makes me want to sob and be angry and shout at him for not being there.
The final arresting image is of Douglas, and in a miracle of timing the words “for Douglas” appear on the screen. They will haunt me. He haunts me now, even as I write this article. His presence leaks through the film like water out of an unstopped tap. Resistance is useless. He offered so much, so many phrases, shrugs and idols that we take for granted. None of it would have been there without the fantasies of a man who liked eating.
So on what levels does the movie work? Level 42 … see what I mean … the Kumars at No 42 … it’s all him. None of it would be there without him.
It starts with the yellow bulldozer, well a heck of a lot of them actually. Oh I don’t want to tell the story again. How long did I tour it? How many times did I trudge on stage and say “I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed?” I lost count. How did I get to do the telly version? Because Douglas wanted me to. Why does this movie work? That’s why you’re reading this, I suppose.
The movie works because watching the movie is like looking at Douglas. You’re seeing essence of Douglas. Perhaps instead of thinking about the Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy in that campsite in Innsbruck he should have turned over and gone to sleep. If he’d never put pen to paper the brilliance would have stayed in his mind and all those spin offs would never have happened.
And we’d still have Douglas.
David
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Reader Talkback
by Gym | Apr 18th, 2005 03:23:41 PM | Huh? by Pan Demonium | Apr 18th, 2005 03:33:01 PM | Um...first? by SerpentineShelly | Apr 18th, 2005 03:33:40 PM | Nice words, this is shaping up
nicely by aylward | Apr 18th, 2005 03:37:38 PM | "Do you get along well with
other robots?" "Hate them." by Tall_Boy | Apr 18th, 2005 03:51:13 PM | "Now the world has gone to
bed, Darkness won't engulf my
head, I by Tall_Boy | Apr 18th, 2005 03:53:14 PM | See? MJ Simpson's review was
BULLSHIT. by ZeroCorpse | Apr 18th, 2005 04:07:30 PM | EP III - Return of teh Suck by MinasTirithII | Apr 18th, 2005 04:35:08 PM | Why the hell did Star Wars
enter the discussion? Shut up,
before by scrumdiddly | Apr 18th, 2005 04:39:29 PM | "this site is plumbing new
depths of uselessness." by hamo455 | Apr 18th, 2005 04:41:40 PM | "Life. Don't talk to me about
life." by SpyGuy | Apr 18th, 2005 04:56:13 PM | Share and Enjoy by darth_billy | Apr 18th, 2005 05:00:42 PM | sob story by readyoufool | Apr 18th, 2005 05:01:55 PM | Dammit... by Purgatori | Apr 18th, 2005 05:04:59 PM | non related waffle. by HermanatorX | Apr 18th, 2005 05:06:24 PM | I think it was meant as a
reassurance. by 800Bullets | Apr 18th, 2005 05:33:43 PM | Don't ban the "firsters"!!! by zacdilone | Apr 18th, 2005 05:37:52 PM | I think the idea that this
will be by InspectorDoppler | Apr 18th, 2005 05:53:57 PM | MJ quits by FTEzebra | Apr 18th, 2005 06:10:38 PM | PLANT by BurlIvesLeftNut | Apr 18th, 2005 06:13:44 PM | You know who would make an
interesting Marvin? by rev_skarekroe | Apr 18th, 2005 06:34:36 PM | MJ Simpson needs to get over
himself. by BEARison Ford | Apr 18th, 2005 06:42:31 PM | I hear MJ Simpson might be a
"firster" by BurlIvesLeftNut | Apr 18th, 2005 07:09:57 PM | Don't be a prat, wolf at the
door by Z_B_Brox | Apr 18th, 2005 07:21:58 PM | MJ Simpson... by Pan Demonium | Apr 18th, 2005 07:39:01 PM | not Trekker, but Trekkie.
There's a difference by Psychonaut | Apr 18th, 2005 07:45:15 PM | The new paperback book
contains a long back section
about the ma by HanFiredFirst | Apr 18th, 2005 07:45:59 PM | MJ Simpson... by Pan Demonium | Apr 18th, 2005 07:52:56 PM | Wold at the Door by antonphd | Apr 18th, 2005 07:56:30 PM | Good to hear someone who
understands the books likes
the movie. by antonphd | Apr 18th, 2005 08:14:51 PM | The Planet Magrathea guy's
review was pretty cogent... by Stan the Bat | Apr 18th, 2005 08:39:45 PM | First Last Brother Beanpole
Werewolf Vampire Plant by kidkosmic | Apr 18th, 2005 09:08:02 PM | This movie looks cheesy, like
Galaxy Quest. by Orionsangels | Apr 18th, 2005 09:28:44 PM | Good point about an Ewok guy
reviewing ROTS. by AlwaysThere | Apr 18th, 2005 09:35:34 PM | Galaxy Quest by zacdilone | Apr 18th, 2005 09:51:15 PM | I'd just like to say... by darkmagedtm | Apr 18th, 2005 10:24:04 PM | Star Wars by scrivener | Apr 18th, 2005 10:53:10 PM | The Rock To Play He-Man? by Drworm2002 | Apr 18th, 2005 11:17:27 PM | Hugh Jackman is secretly in
Sydney filming a role as
Jonathan Ke by Drworm2002 | Apr 18th, 2005 11:19:42 PM | Jackman by Thes | Apr 18th, 2005 11:50:25 PM | "Revenge of the Sith is all
that matters" by Right Bastard | Apr 18th, 2005 11:54:17 PM | Speaking of STAR WARS, want to
see the opening flyby shot
from S by Triumph poops! | Apr 18th, 2005 11:57:18 PM | Bad move Simpson... by Anlashok | Apr 19th, 2005 12:24:38 AM | DNA's voice.. by Karmakin | Apr 19th, 2005 12:36:07 AM | Bah all you SW hater can ride
a Boga for all I care by Orionsangels | Apr 19th, 2005 12:50:22 AM | Sounds like a 3:00 am drunk
call? In vino veritas, my
friend. by Dr. Sid Schaefer | Apr 19th, 2005 08:02:49 AM | WILL EVERYONE PLEASE STOP
TALKING ABOUT STAR WARS AND
SUPERMAN O by Big_Bubbaloola | Apr 19th, 2005 08:07:46 AM | Am I the only one pissed at
the TV spots? by rockgolf | Apr 19th, 2005 09:23:24 AM | Wolfy, let's be serious by Z_B_Brox | Apr 19th, 2005 11:19:02 AM | On another note... by Z_B_Brox | Apr 19th, 2005 11:21:49 AM | LAST! by scrumdiddly | Apr 19th, 2005 12:24:30 PM | Reminds me of... by MJAYACE | Apr 19th, 2005 01:01:52 PM | I don't give a rat's ass by Dick Fitzwell | Apr 19th, 2005 01:33:27 PM | wolfy, stop being so bitter.
It's OK, the movie will be out
soo by minderbinder | Apr 19th, 2005 07:46:42 PM | meh by blotter | Apr 20th, 2005 02:48:15 PM | Now now by Ed Wood would | Apr 21st, 2005 09:19:27 AM | For fans of the original radio
cast...
The first episode of by Ed Wouldn't | Apr 21st, 2005 12:37:28 PM | Adams didn't come up with 42,
it was actually Lewis Carroll
in A by mansep | Apr 25th, 2005 04:12:36 PM | Re: 42 by Ed Wouldn't | Apr 26th, 2005 06:47:40 AM | Tuggers by heavyrock | May 1st, 2005 04:20:01 AM |
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