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David Learner - the stage & TV Marvin reviews HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY!

Hey folks, Harry here... kinda had to let this go out on the site. Enjoy...

Hi guys  

Here's a few words for your website.  If you've had an email from Annabel you'll know I played Marvin on 2 national tours and the Rainbow Theatre in 1980 plus the telly version and then finally at the opening of the Drum Theatre, Plymouth in 1982.  

Best of luck .. the movie's fantastic.  I'm lost for words.  

In early 1980 Robin Thornber, reviewing the national tour of Hitch Hiker in The Guardian said that Marvin was the most compassionate character on stage because he was the most human.  There was something of Marvin in all of us.  He was right, as he was right about so many things.  I guess that’s what makes a good theatre critic, the ability to polish this mirror we hold up to reality and say, “Do you have any idea what you look like?”  

I’m rambling already and I haven’t even started.  I want to say that everything that’s spun off before to orbit round Hitch Hiker – the radio version, the stage shows, the telly, the “making of” video, the towels, the computer game, the fans, the zylbatburgers, the gargleblasters – everything has been a tribute to this extraordinary myth called Douglas.  How wrong I was.  

I seriously believe that the movie has got pretty damn close to what Douglas had in mind.  I’m sorry.  I seriously believe that nothing now will come closer to what Douglas had in mind.  We don’t know of course what he did have in mind, but at least he was sort of there in the last few moments, wasn’t he?  What’s your favourite Disney movie?  Mine’s “The Jungle Book.”  Why?  Because you can see Disney’s hand: it was the last movie he was involved with, on a personal level.  In the Hitchhiker movie (somehow the name got elided) you can hear Douglas’ voice.  And it’s that voice that makes me want to sob and be angry and shout at him for not being there.  

The final arresting image is of Douglas, and in a miracle of timing the words “for Douglas” appear on the screen.  They will haunt me.  He haunts me now, even as I write this article.  His presence leaks through the film like water out of an unstopped tap.  Resistance is useless.  He offered so much, so many phrases, shrugs and idols that we take for granted.  None of it would have been there without the fantasies of a man who liked eating.  

So on what levels does the movie work?  Level 42 … see what I mean … the Kumars at No 42 … it’s all him.  None of it would be there without him.  

It starts with the yellow bulldozer, well a heck of a lot of them actually.  Oh I don’t want to tell the story again.  How long did I tour it?  How many times did I trudge on stage and say “I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed?” I lost count.  How did I get to do the telly version?  Because Douglas wanted me to.  Why does this movie work?  That’s why you’re reading this, I suppose.  

The movie works because watching the movie is like looking at Douglas.  You’re seeing essence of Douglas.  Perhaps instead of thinking about the Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy in that campsite in Innsbruck he should have turned over and gone to sleep.  If he’d never put pen to paper the brilliance would have stayed in his mind and all those spin offs would never have happened.  

And we’d still have Douglas.  

David

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by Gym
Apr 18th, 2005
03:23:41 PM
Huh?
by Pan Demonium
Apr 18th, 2005
03:33:01 PM
Um...first?
by SerpentineShelly
Apr 18th, 2005
03:33:40 PM
Nice words, this is shaping up nicely
by aylward
Apr 18th, 2005
03:37:38 PM
"Do you get along well with other robots?" "Hate them."
by Tall_Boy
Apr 18th, 2005
03:51:13 PM
"Now the world has gone to bed, Darkness won't engulf my head, I
by Tall_Boy
Apr 18th, 2005
03:53:14 PM
See? MJ Simpson's review was BULLSHIT.
by ZeroCorpse
Apr 18th, 2005
04:07:30 PM
EP III - Return of teh Suck
by MinasTirithII
Apr 18th, 2005
04:35:08 PM
Why the hell did Star Wars enter the discussion? Shut up, before
by scrumdiddly
Apr 18th, 2005
04:39:29 PM
"this site is plumbing new depths of uselessness."
by hamo455
Apr 18th, 2005
04:41:40 PM
"Life. Don't talk to me about life."
by SpyGuy
Apr 18th, 2005
04:56:13 PM
Share and Enjoy
by darth_billy
Apr 18th, 2005
05:00:42 PM
sob story
by readyoufool
Apr 18th, 2005
05:01:55 PM
Dammit...
by Purgatori
Apr 18th, 2005
05:04:59 PM
non related waffle.
by HermanatorX
Apr 18th, 2005
05:06:24 PM
I think it was meant as a reassurance.
by 800Bullets
Apr 18th, 2005
05:33:43 PM
Don't ban the "firsters"!!!
by zacdilone
Apr 18th, 2005
05:37:52 PM
I think the idea that this will be
by InspectorDoppler
Apr 18th, 2005
05:53:57 PM
MJ quits
by FTEzebra
Apr 18th, 2005
06:10:38 PM
PLANT
by BurlIvesLeftNut
Apr 18th, 2005
06:13:44 PM
You know who would make an interesting Marvin?
by rev_skarekroe
Apr 18th, 2005
06:34:36 PM
MJ Simpson needs to get over himself.
by BEARison Ford
Apr 18th, 2005
06:42:31 PM
I hear MJ Simpson might be a "firster"
by BurlIvesLeftNut
Apr 18th, 2005
07:09:57 PM
Don't be a prat, wolf at the door
by Z_B_Brox
Apr 18th, 2005
07:21:58 PM
MJ Simpson...
by Pan Demonium
Apr 18th, 2005
07:39:01 PM
not Trekker, but Trekkie. There's a difference
by Psychonaut
Apr 18th, 2005
07:45:15 PM
The new paperback book contains a long back section about the ma
by HanFiredFirst
Apr 18th, 2005
07:45:59 PM
MJ Simpson...
by Pan Demonium
Apr 18th, 2005
07:52:56 PM
Wold at the Door
by antonphd
Apr 18th, 2005
07:56:30 PM
Good to hear someone who understands the books likes the movie.
by antonphd
Apr 18th, 2005
08:14:51 PM
The Planet Magrathea guy's review was pretty cogent...
by Stan the Bat
Apr 18th, 2005
08:39:45 PM
First Last Brother Beanpole Werewolf Vampire Plant
by kidkosmic
Apr 18th, 2005
09:08:02 PM
This movie looks cheesy, like Galaxy Quest.
by Orionsangels
Apr 18th, 2005
09:28:44 PM
Good point about an Ewok guy reviewing ROTS.
by AlwaysThere
Apr 18th, 2005
09:35:34 PM
Galaxy Quest
by zacdilone
Apr 18th, 2005
09:51:15 PM
I'd just like to say...
by darkmagedtm
Apr 18th, 2005
10:24:04 PM
Star Wars
by scrivener
Apr 18th, 2005
10:53:10 PM
The Rock To Play He-Man?
by Drworm2002
Apr 18th, 2005
11:17:27 PM
Hugh Jackman is secretly in Sydney filming a role as Jonathan Ke
by Drworm2002
Apr 18th, 2005
11:19:42 PM
Jackman
by Thes
Apr 18th, 2005
11:50:25 PM
"Revenge of the Sith is all that matters"
by Right Bastard
Apr 18th, 2005
11:54:17 PM
Speaking of STAR WARS, want to see the opening flyby shot from S
by Triumph poops!
Apr 18th, 2005
11:57:18 PM
Bad move Simpson...
by Anlashok
Apr 19th, 2005
12:24:38 AM
DNA's voice..
by Karmakin
Apr 19th, 2005
12:36:07 AM
Bah all you SW hater can ride a Boga for all I care
by Orionsangels
Apr 19th, 2005
12:50:22 AM
Sounds like a 3:00 am drunk call? In vino veritas, my friend.
by Dr. Sid Schaefer
Apr 19th, 2005
08:02:49 AM
WILL EVERYONE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT STAR WARS AND SUPERMAN O
by Big_Bubbaloola
Apr 19th, 2005
08:07:46 AM
Am I the only one pissed at the TV spots?
by rockgolf
Apr 19th, 2005
09:23:24 AM
Wolfy, let's be serious
by Z_B_Brox
Apr 19th, 2005
11:19:02 AM
On another note...
by Z_B_Brox
Apr 19th, 2005
11:21:49 AM
LAST!
by scrumdiddly
Apr 19th, 2005
12:24:30 PM
Reminds me of...
by MJAYACE
Apr 19th, 2005
01:01:52 PM
I don't give a rat's ass
by Dick Fitzwell
Apr 19th, 2005
01:33:27 PM
wolfy, stop being so bitter. It's OK, the movie will be out soo
by minderbinder
Apr 19th, 2005
07:46:42 PM
meh
by blotter
Apr 20th, 2005
02:48:15 PM
Now now
by Ed Wood would
Apr 21st, 2005
09:19:27 AM
For fans of the original radio cast... The first episode of
by Ed Wouldn't
Apr 21st, 2005
12:37:28 PM
Adams didn't come up with 42, it was actually Lewis Carroll in A
by mansep
Apr 25th, 2005
04:12:36 PM
Re: 42
by Ed Wouldn't
Apr 26th, 2005
06:47:40 AM
Tuggers
by heavyrock
May 1st, 2005
04:20:01 AM

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