Will Smith wants to whistle in a remake of BRIDGE OVER THE RIVER KWAI - well, the idea sure blows! -- Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news.

I think he only wants to produce this one by Terry_1978	Apr 12th, 2005 10:28:15 PM
our doom is nye by WONKABAR	Apr 12th, 2005 10:30:30 PM
holy christ by BurlIvesLeftNut	Apr 12th, 2005 10:30:58 PM
Get Ewan McGregor for the Guinness part. by Osmosis Jones	Apr 12th, 2005 10:37:10 PM
With the right casting.. by Ridge	Apr 12th, 2005 10:40:43 PM
I remember watching WWW and thinking, Jim West being black actua by Big Bad Clone	Apr 12th, 2005 10:47:20 PM
"a-kikky-kikky-kikky Kwai bridge! A Wiky -Wikky-Wikky World War by ol' painless	Apr 12th, 2005 10:54:39 PM
Everyone's already used all the jokes I had planned. by Voice O. Reason	Apr 12th, 2005 10:55:16 PM
With this and Paris Hilton as marilyn I believe we REALLY are in by Judge Doom	Apr 12th, 2005 11:04:15 PM
"Awww HEWWWWWL NO....." by Otter	Apr 12th, 2005 11:08:10 PM
by LoopyDAVE76	Apr 12th, 2005 11:09:49 PM
Freaky, just plain freaky by CeeWulf	Apr 12th, 2005 11:16:27 PM
Is a remake really necessary? by Bart of Darkness	Apr 12th, 2005 11:20:48 PM
Damn by Wild At Heart	Apr 12th, 2005 11:23:36 PM
Some studio exec saw that there's a big explosion at the end, an by FrankDrebin	Apr 12th, 2005 11:35:51 PM
And it goes a little somethin' like this... by Han Ol' Buddy	Apr 12th, 2005 11:40:30 PM
NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!! by 007-11	Apr 12th, 2005 11:46:56 PM
Some practice for any suit with the power to greenlight this eve by Diskatopia	Apr 12th, 2005 11:47:54 PM
Here's a question... by 007-11	Apr 12th, 2005 11:51:51 PM
"Sure, most cowboys were black and mexican in real life." by FrankDrebin	Apr 12th, 2005 11:53:23 PM
Glad you asked, Agent Alonzo by ol' painless	Apr 13th, 2005 12:00:04 AM
We have to accept that the number of remakes each year will keep by FrankDrebin	Apr 13th, 2005 12:03:05 AM
aint it old news? by vekt0r	Apr 13th, 2005 12:39:26 AM
Zhivago was remade in 2002 by Hal2814	Apr 13th, 2005 12:51:18 AM
Umm guys have you read the book by alpha	Apr 13th, 2005 01:28:55 AM
Tom Cruise to remake Green Acres... by Orionsangels	Apr 13th, 2005 01:36:57 AM
You know, I'm not automatically against all remakes... by JackBurton	Apr 13th, 2005 01:38:34 AM
I'm sick and tired of blacks replacing classic white roles, just by Orionsangels	Apr 13th, 2005 01:39:24 AM
People who defend this by GiftedInThePants	Apr 13th, 2005 01:48:04 AM
People who defend this by GiftedInThePants	Apr 13th, 2005 01:48:12 AM
Damn, I accidentally posted too early... by JackBurton	Apr 13th, 2005 01:52:12 AM
Goddammit - let these Hollywood fuck-ups stop about remaking!!! by moviemaniac-7	Apr 13th, 2005 01:54:13 AM
smith probably is just going to produce. Just saw him on tv, and by The Founder	Apr 13th, 2005 02:04:16 AM
Super Fuzz is due for a remake by Orionsangels	Apr 13th, 2005 02:12:58 AM
Where there any African-American colonels in WWII? by Aust1n	Apr 13th, 2005 02:17:43 AM
Britney Spears confirms pregnancy at her official website, in ot by Orionsangels	Apr 13th, 2005 02:23:19 AM
Whatever happens by JAGUART	Apr 13th, 2005 03:18:30 AM
pedantic smylexx by smylexx	Apr 13th, 2005 03:21:28 AM
Can we stop trying to remake HISTORY?! by Saxster	Apr 13th, 2005 03:54:42 AM
will smith is just getting worse and worse by mansep	Apr 13th, 2005 04:13:15 AM
I'm still mad about "The Truth About Charlie" by Vicconius	Apr 13th, 2005 04:15:43 AM
The Real Story by pammybabe	Apr 13th, 2005 04:20:52 AM
Will Smith is no William Holden by Spacesheik	Apr 13th, 2005 04:50:46 AM
?serac ohW by the Spyman	Apr 13th, 2005 05:03:21 AM
The question we should be asking.... by JAGUART	Apr 13th, 2005 05:06:19 AM
there should be a new regulation to arrest any person attempting by DarthBakpao	Apr 13th, 2005 05:09:29 AM
Well smylexx... by JackBurton	Apr 13th, 2005 05:38:15 AM
hay que joderse by CuervoJones	Apr 13th, 2005 05:48:46 AM
'Look,I know the black man wants to feel good about himself in s by ScaryJim	Apr 13th, 2005 06:57:07 AM
It's not that Will Smith blows imo by DannyOcean01	Apr 13th, 2005 07:03:04 AM
Han Ol' Buddy, you by Judge Doom	Apr 13th, 2005 07:29:39 AM
I ran into Will Smith at the Piggly Wiggly.... by Mel Garga	Apr 13th, 2005 07:40:26 AM
Will Smif! by squidman	Apr 13th, 2005 08:10:47 AM
Voicebox, That's the impression they gave us in Texas History cl by Big Bad Clone	Apr 13th, 2005 08:17:31 AM
There is very little REAL about that film by scrumdiddly	Apr 13th, 2005 08:28:08 AM
DePalma's Scarface was not a remake by Voice O. Reason	Apr 13th, 2005 08:48:25 AM
Suck it Slick Willy Style... by masterchappy	Apr 13th, 2005 08:51:12 AM
THIS JUST IN: Will Smith's next projects are remakes of THE GOD by SpyGuy	Apr 13th, 2005 09:11:20 AM
Remakes by drumguy227	Apr 13th, 2005 09:16:35 AM
People just have to stop watching remakes, but they won't... by spectrebeeyatch	Apr 13th, 2005 09:59:14 AM
Why remake a WW2 film anyway? by badboymason	Apr 13th, 2005 10:07:23 AM
DePalma's Scarface was a remake... by JackBurton	Apr 13th, 2005 10:29:53 AM
On Scarface... by Childe Roland	Apr 13th, 2005 10:34:07 AM
How would it differ from the original (besides not being as good by Drath	Apr 13th, 2005 10:38:54 AM
Kwai by Mafu	Apr 13th, 2005 10:52:33 AM
DePalma's Scarface WAS a remake by Voice O. Reason	Apr 13th, 2005 11:00:59 AM
To Scary Jim by Saxster	Apr 13th, 2005 11:10:37 AM
''There's always some guy like Scary Jim around who wants to mak by ScaryJim	Apr 13th, 2005 11:52:13 AM
To Saxter by ScaryJim	Apr 13th, 2005 11:57:36 AM
:0/ by ScaryJim	Apr 13th, 2005 12:00:29 PM
Lazy by Siluri	Apr 13th, 2005 12:25:33 PM
Ben Miller is 'The New Alec Guiness'... by workshed	Apr 13th, 2005 12:29:23 PM
Gifted in the Pants, you ignorant ass by TV CASUALTY	Apr 13th, 2005 12:37:14 PM
So let me get this straight, for all of you ignorant mutts blowi by TV CASUALTY	Apr 13th, 2005 01:08:31 PM
Geez, Nick from CHUD was right by Terry_1978	Apr 13th, 2005 01:08:38 PM
So What? by the beef	Apr 13th, 2005 01:15:10 PM
When Will Smith makes a good movie then hell will freeze over. by MontyPigeon	Apr 13th, 2005 01:16:00 PM
"You Japs want us to build a bridge?" by Kid Z	Apr 13th, 2005 01:46:02 PM
Has anyone told Will Smith that he's not white? by Jeditemple	Apr 13th, 2005 01:47:48 PM
Don't forget that Lean is, in essence, being remade at this very by workshed	Apr 13th, 2005 02:00:14 PM
Will Smith is just pissed that Jamie Foxx got an Oscar before hi by Josef K	Apr 13th, 2005 02:01:55 PM
WTF! Someone kill Will Smith NOW. Can we remake Shaft but this t by IAmJacksUserID	Apr 13th, 2005 02:16:19 PM
Kiddies by Mister Man	Apr 13th, 2005 02:37:59 PM
Let's remake MEN IN BLACK, only this time with Jimmy Fallon as J by SpyGuy	Apr 13th, 2005 02:52:11 PM
BREAKING NEWS! Will Smith to remake "Ray" with himself as Ray Ch by Josef K	Apr 13th, 2005 02:55:47 PM
Leave Kingpin out of this one by the beef	Apr 13th, 2005 03:03:24 PM
this is by FAR, the ugliest talkback I have ever had the displea by TV CASUALTY	Apr 13th, 2005 04:06:16 PM
tv casualty by ScaryJim	Apr 13th, 2005 04:19:13 PM
I don't know that I would go so far as to call many in these tal by Barry Egan	Apr 13th, 2005 04:25:53 PM
And can you imagine the fanboy masturbation that would be going by Barry Egan	Apr 13th, 2005 04:29:33 PM
Get outa of my Briiiiiiiidgeeeee!!!!!!!!! by Judge Doom	Apr 13th, 2005 04:35:08 PM
BarryEgan by hamo455	Apr 13th, 2005 04:49:18 PM
TV CASUALTY by Jeditemple	Apr 13th, 2005 04:50:15 PM
Well now thanks to Jeditemple... by JAGUART	Apr 13th, 2005 04:54:16 PM
Hey, the beef, did you ever see The Trial of the Incredible Hulk by Big Jim	Apr 13th, 2005 05:03:22 PM
Seriously, no one else is even mildly perturbed by the tone of t by TV CASUALTY	Apr 13th, 2005 05:09:32 PM
terry_1978 by neckbone	Apr 13th, 2005 05:15:26 PM
I Update it! by Judge Doom	Apr 13th, 2005 05:32:49 PM
Hey, Big Jim, naw never saw it by the beef	Apr 13th, 2005 06:01:44 PM
And you people do know the Tuskagee Airmen is a movie with Larry by IAmJacksUserID	Apr 13th, 2005 06:41:57 PM
No, I was not being sarcastic. He did not suit the role. by Big Jim	Apr 13th, 2005 06:53:15 PM
Why does this remake stink of a Jerry Bruckheimer production...? by Red Raider	Apr 13th, 2005 07:10:15 PM
Childe Roland... by REDD	Apr 13th, 2005 07:14:06 PM
I wanna see Will as Don Corleone in a Godfather remake... by frankenchr1st	Apr 13th, 2005 07:22:37 PM
moving farther and farther from the original topic... by v3d	Apr 13th, 2005 07:54:50 PM
by the Beef - name a white guy menacing enough??? by Trader Groucho 2	Apr 13th, 2005 08:17:23 PM
TV Casualty - no, the problem is retaining some semblance of his by Trader Groucho 2	Apr 13th, 2005 08:28:50 PM
What you guys fail to think about... by JUSTICE41	Apr 13th, 2005 09:31:45 PM
WILL SMITH IS THE MOST... by topaz4206	Apr 13th, 2005 11:24:31 PM
WHITE SHAFT by topaz4206	Apr 13th, 2005 11:32:51 PM
VOICEBOX5 Get your facts straight by topaz4206	Apr 13th, 2005 11:55:29 PM
UGH, what a troll. by topaz4206	Apr 14th, 2005 12:04:30 AM
Superfuzz! by Lefty Lefterson	Apr 14th, 2005 01:00:32 AM
What's next, LAWRENCE OF ARABIA with Ice Cube?!?!? by Monkey_King	Apr 14th, 2005 03:06:25 AM
Mister Man by lynxpro	Apr 14th, 2005 03:36:12 PM
Yag Era Slarebil - missing from your tirade by lynxpro	Apr 14th, 2005 03:44:48 PM
here's a black actor that could pull it off by lynxpro	Apr 14th, 2005 03:45:51 PM
Don't fuck with historical stories! by ComputerGuy68	Apr 14th, 2005 03:53:43 PM
Hollywood NEVER gets Pierre Boulle's books right. by ZeroCorpse	Apr 14th, 2005 04:40:22 PM
TV Casualty....mellow out. by DoctorWho?	Apr 14th, 2005 05:53:48 PM
BTW, Voicebox...your crackin me up. by DoctorWho?	Apr 14th, 2005 05:55:02 PM
moviemack by lynxpro	Apr 14th, 2005 06:29:36 PM
Let's remake Shaft with all white dudes. by Ingeld	Apr 14th, 2005 07:07:09 PM
Yes, Topaz, we all know how the majority of movie-going audience by IAmJacksUserID	Apr 15th, 2005 12:20:40 AM
Willim Holden is hot by Brimacombe	Jul 19th, 2008 09:52:57 AM

Will Smith wants to whistle in a remake of BRIDGE OVER THE RIVER KWAI - well, the idea sure blows!

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