Episode III: Revenge of the Sith... (to read the rest of the opening crawl click here!) -- Ain't It Cool News: The best in movie, TV, DVD, and comic book news.

WAR! by zacdilone	Jan 27th, 2005 12:15:00 AM
is this fake or what? how do we know it's real? by Johnny FilmMaker	Jan 27th, 2005 12:15:16 AM
It's on the official Star Wars website... by zacdilone	Jan 27th, 2005 12:15:58 AM
NOICE! by dirtygoku	Jan 27th, 2005 12:16:51 AM
WAR! by Batutta	Jan 27th, 2005 12:17:59 AM
DAMN YOU ZADLICONE!!!! by Batutta	Jan 27th, 2005 12:18:45 AM
I'll tell you what it's good for. by Terrigen Mist	Jan 27th, 2005 12:21:09 AM
ipolo by zacdilone	Jan 27th, 2005 12:24:40 AM
It's Real by castaway	Jan 27th, 2005 12:31:53 AM
I don't know genius. I think it's real. It was posted at STARWAR by Orionsangels	Jan 27th, 2005 12:37:56 AM
The only fake thing here is moron talkbackers who don't read the by Orionsangels	Jan 27th, 2005 12:39:57 AM
Eh... "Fiendish Droid Leader..." I just can't get enthused about by Regicidal_Maniac	Jan 27th, 2005 12:40:24 AM
"If Lucus is releasing all of this stuff early then he may not h by Commando Cody	Jan 27th, 2005 12:57:18 AM
And here we go... by woj123	Jan 27th, 2005 01:10:08 AM
Funny that it doesn't mention Sidious, but repeatedly refers to by Some Dude	Jan 27th, 2005 01:10:45 AM
WAR! It's faaantastic! by jules windex	Jan 27th, 2005 01:12:17 AM
"If you can read this, you're sitting too close!" by HanFiredFirst	Jan 27th, 2005 01:21:39 AM
Sorry fellas... by Anlashok	Jan 27th, 2005 01:21:56 AM
I hope it's FAKE!! by TheGinger Twit	Jan 27th, 2005 01:22:59 AM
Oh boya! by Darth Thoth	Jan 27th, 2005 01:29:27 AM
Yeah, that sounds real interesting . . . by jocutus	Jan 27th, 2005 01:31:11 AM
"Separtist Droid Army" by Rupee88	Jan 27th, 2005 01:38:04 AM
true by Darth Thoth	Jan 27th, 2005 01:40:41 AM
War! not war... by Nerdboy1423	Jan 27th, 2005 01:40:49 AM
Jocutus- Sidious may have set up the kidnapping, but to Palpatin by Some Dude	Jan 27th, 2005 01:41:05 AM
I don't buy into this sidious and palpatine being separate chara by TheGinger Twit	Jan 27th, 2005 01:54:48 AM
Idiotic Sidious theories by Lazarus Long	Jan 27th, 2005 02:01:31 AM
Sorry, Lazarus, watch the commentary again. by Some Dude	Jan 27th, 2005 02:08:47 AM
idiots: this is not the actual crawl image, it's a fan represent by BEARison Ford	Jan 27th, 2005 02:10:54 AM
WAR OF THE WARLDS! by threesixozone	Jan 27th, 2005 02:17:17 AM
why the fuck isn't boba fett in this movie? by Toe Jam	Jan 27th, 2005 02:37:29 AM
Uh, Some Dude... by TheDarkShape	Jan 27th, 2005 02:41:26 AM
"Funny that the toys check-list includes a Palpatine and a Chanc by DocPazuzu	Jan 27th, 2005 03:22:35 AM
Boba Fett IS in the movie... by Charlie & Tex	Jan 27th, 2005 03:27:51 AM
"I hope it's FAKE!! For two reasons, that font is just annoying by DocPazuzu	Jan 27th, 2005 03:31:53 AM
Re: Palpatine by Praetor	Jan 27th, 2005 03:39:08 AM
Oh yeah.. by Praetor	Jan 27th, 2005 03:39:36 AM
Doc Pazuzu by Some Dude	Jan 27th, 2005 04:21:03 AM
oops, continued... by Some Dude	Jan 27th, 2005 04:29:58 AM
Some Dude by DocPazuzu	Jan 27th, 2005 04:30:45 AM
Alright, Doc... by Some Dude	Jan 27th, 2005 04:43:16 AM
continued by Some Dude	Jan 27th, 2005 04:47:44 AM
Oh boy by TheDarkShape	Jan 27th, 2005 04:50:05 AM
"Then everyone, characters and audience, will get bitch-slapped by DocPazuzu	Jan 27th, 2005 04:54:32 AM
Right, DarkShape... by Some Dude	Jan 27th, 2005 04:58:28 AM
... by TheDarkShape	Jan 27th, 2005 05:06:34 AM
Off topic, but crap like this you just have to share... by devil0509	Jan 27th, 2005 05:07:11 AM
Herein lies the fallacy of your rebuttal, DarkShape... by Some Dude	Jan 27th, 2005 05:19:27 AM
some dude by rebel299	Jan 27th, 2005 05:21:42 AM
Episode 3 by Bcphil	Jan 27th, 2005 05:47:05 AM
Some Dude... by TheAllSeeingEye	Jan 27th, 2005 06:52:47 AM
Radical Edward, try again. by Some Dude	Jan 27th, 2005 07:00:57 AM
No mention of Qui-Gon Neeson's return yet? by SalvatoreGravano	Jan 27th, 2005 07:01:53 AM
This can't be real, even if it's on the official site! by scrumdiddly	Jan 27th, 2005 07:09:58 AM
Insults? What insult Some Dude? by TheAllSeeingEye	Jan 27th, 2005 07:18:49 AM
fiendish by bluebottle	Jan 27th, 2005 07:30:48 AM
Radical Edward... by Some Dude	Jan 27th, 2005 07:52:26 AM
Oh, and Rad Ed... by Some Dude	Jan 27th, 2005 07:55:31 AM
Another reason Episode I sucked... by Schnorbitz	Jan 27th, 2005 08:09:24 AM
Some Dude by TheAllSeeingEye	Jan 27th, 2005 08:10:54 AM
Curious Dr. Hump by DocPazuzu	Jan 27th, 2005 08:12:22 AM
Some Dude by Sithdude308	Jan 27th, 2005 08:33:33 AM
PS: Some Dude by Sithdude308	Jan 27th, 2005 08:38:49 AM
On this whole Senator/Darth/Emperor thing... by Blue_Demon	Jan 27th, 2005 08:47:00 AM
For Chrissakes, Johnny Filmmaker by Otto Parts	Jan 27th, 2005 08:51:31 AM
SithDude and the thesaurus... by Some Dude	Jan 27th, 2005 08:53:39 AM
Yeah, yeah, it's spelled "perceive." by Some Dude	Jan 27th, 2005 08:57:18 AM
Droid army?!?!? by Halloween68	Jan 27th, 2005 08:58:26 AM
War! It's just not for breakfast anymore... by SpyGuy	Jan 27th, 2005 09:00:40 AM
by Sithdude308	Jan 27th, 2005 09:03:05 AM
Dr. Hump by moviemaniac-7	Jan 27th, 2005 09:08:40 AM
Ah, SithDude is an English teacher... by Some Dude	Jan 27th, 2005 09:15:24 AM
Actually Some Dude by TheAllSeeingEye	Jan 27th, 2005 09:17:37 AM
Oh and by the way by TheAllSeeingEye	Jan 27th, 2005 09:23:12 AM
Rad Ed again... by Some Dude	Jan 27th, 2005 09:26:47 AM
Oh, requesting evidence is a sign of smugness? by Some Dude	Jan 27th, 2005 09:31:57 AM
little known fact by Shigeru	Jan 27th, 2005 09:43:12 AM
Some Dude by FluffyUnbound	Jan 27th, 2005 09:52:50 AM
Damn! Zac... by Lost Skeleton	Jan 27th, 2005 09:54:26 AM
Some Dude....you just don't know when to quit. by TheAllSeeingEye	Jan 27th, 2005 09:56:52 AM
There are heroes on BOTH sides???? by cookylamoo	Jan 27th, 2005 09:58:15 AM
Calm down everybody. Some dude, perhaps this will influence your by BarrelRider	Jan 27th, 2005 10:06:50 AM
Lucas, you had me at "Dooku" by Lance Rock	Jan 27th, 2005 10:18:24 AM
Doc Pazuzu by TheGinger Twit	Jan 27th, 2005 10:19:48 AM
"You're quoteing from the FIRST star wars film. AKA the FOURTH s by DocPazuzu	Jan 27th, 2005 10:26:06 AM
" I think everythings you fucking seppos do is fake." by DocPazuzu	Jan 27th, 2005 10:34:47 AM
In the words of Steve Buscemi... by Childe Roland	Jan 27th, 2005 10:40:58 AM
The Clone thoery by Monkey Butler	Jan 27th, 2005 10:49:08 AM
And thus...the final nail is hammered into the Palpatine clone t by TheAllSeeingEye	Jan 27th, 2005 11:10:57 AM
"Heroes on both sides" by Kikstad	Jan 27th, 2005 11:59:08 AM
the scarcrow revealed yesterday by dr.bulber	Jan 27th, 2005 12:01:17 PM
SomeDude, you contradict yourself. by raw_bean	Jan 27th, 2005 12:11:11 PM
a few questions and a comment by MiserableRainGod	Jan 27th, 2005 12:16:20 PM
For the record, 'faeces' is not a British variant by Lone Fox	Jan 27th, 2005 12:44:30 PM
MiserableRainGod, by raw_bean	Jan 27th, 2005 12:45:28 PM
Oh, and good point, LoneFox. by raw_bean	Jan 27th, 2005 12:49:31 PM
Episode III: All Your Base Are Belong To Us! by LoneChicken	Jan 27th, 2005 12:53:54 PM
Raw Bean by MiserableRainGod	Jan 27th, 2005 01:16:00 PM
That first paragraph sounds like it came from engrish.com by Dragonfire	Jan 27th, 2005 01:43:08 PM
That would be cool if they used the AICN font for it. by cornstalkwalker	Jan 27th, 2005 01:53:33 PM
Good God, Yaw by Darksider	Jan 27th, 2005 02:22:42 PM
"There are heroes on both sides." by Darksider	Jan 27th, 2005 02:26:38 PM
R.C.'s opinn....yyaaaaaawwwwwwnnnnnn! !! Oh, excuse me. That wa by R.C. the "Wise"	Jan 27th, 2005 02:40:40 PM
Peace! War! by Thing-Fish	Jan 27th, 2005 02:41:14 PM
Whats up with the gay font? by Jon E Cin	Jan 27th, 2005 03:23:14 PM
So Some Dude where does.... by Jedibobster	Jan 27th, 2005 03:40:49 PM
Sidious / Palpatine by Kaitain	Jan 27th, 2005 03:56:53 PM
Sifo-Dyas by DocPazuzu	Jan 27th, 2005 04:24:03 PM
Dark Sider by lynxpro	Jan 27th, 2005 04:43:07 PM
YOU'VE SPOILT IT NOW!!! by Fugazi32	Jan 27th, 2005 05:00:16 PM
It maybe revealed in EPIII that Palpatine genetically created An by Orionsangels	Jan 27th, 2005 05:02:53 PM
A few points... by Some Dude	Jan 27th, 2005 05:23:32 PM
I predict that "REVENGE OF THE SITH" will be the most successful by JDanielP	Jan 27th, 2005 05:42:53 PM
Good guys dress in black, remember that by Seepgood	Jan 27th, 2005 06:02:52 PM
Some Dude by Voice O. Reason	Jan 27th, 2005 06:04:08 PM
Y'know, Some Dude... by DocPazuzu	Jan 27th, 2005 06:04:44 PM
correction by DocPazuzu	Jan 27th, 2005 06:06:08 PM
Voice and Pazuzu... by Some Dude	Jan 27th, 2005 06:26:09 PM
Pazuzu EU bonus by Some Dude	Jan 27th, 2005 06:38:03 PM
Lucas is declaring WAR! on the critics by Orionsangels	Jan 27th, 2005 08:15:16 PM
missing the point by tensticks	Jan 27th, 2005 08:20:19 PM
So the movies are solely focused on Anakin and his fall... by Some Dude	Jan 27th, 2005 08:46:03 PM
Flogging the EU... by TheAllSeeingEye	Jan 27th, 2005 09:13:23 PM
I disagree, F1Jackass -- I think it's the opposite. I think SITH by Commando Cody	Jan 27th, 2005 09:21:13 PM
More Assumptions to be Subverted by andenu	Jan 27th, 2005 09:35:06 PM
Wow, these crawls just keep getting worse by epitone	Jan 27th, 2005 09:40:33 PM
I just read the whole movie at that web page... by Orionsangels	Jan 27th, 2005 10:07:14 PM
Not everyone is like you pal! by Orionsangels	Jan 28th, 2005 12:19:03 AM
Sandpeople syrup LOL! by DoctorWho?	Jan 28th, 2005 12:29:49 AM
It is a time of uncertainty. The empires ambiguous tariff statu by Baron Karza	Jan 28th, 2005 12:36:51 AM
Some Dude, Re: your theory by jocutus	Jan 28th, 2005 12:56:18 AM
andenu... by Some Dude	Jan 28th, 2005 12:57:24 AM
Hey, jocutus, a couple of items of interest. by Some Dude	Jan 28th, 2005 01:02:45 AM
Also, jocutus... by Some Dude	Jan 28th, 2005 01:09:00 AM
The positive attributes of SW outweigh the negative by Bong	Jan 28th, 2005 03:15:18 AM
Baron Karza wins for the best reference of the talkback. by Tall_Boy	Jan 28th, 2005 03:40:40 AM
Oh, and... http://cargo.millenniumfalcon. com/mfrevengecrawlwide. by SalvatoreGravano	Jan 28th, 2005 05:13:17 AM
Why stop there doc pazuzu? by TheGinger Twit	Jan 28th, 2005 07:11:36 AM
SomeDude: Thanks for an erudite response. PLUS: more on Syfo-Dya by BarrelRider	Jan 28th, 2005 07:47:55 AM
BarrelRider by TheAllSeeingEye	Jan 28th, 2005 08:03:23 AM
Some Dude "I would point out a hyphenate to someone harping on t by TheAllSeeingEye	Jan 28th, 2005 08:08:24 AM
"well shit, thats the story dipshit." by DocPazuzu	Jan 28th, 2005 08:26:09 AM
Radical Ed: Unbelievable by BarrelRider	Jan 28th, 2005 08:33:46 AM
Rad Ed by Some Dude	Jan 28th, 2005 12:30:21 PM
Re: Baron Karza... by Orionsangels	Jan 28th, 2005 12:33:52 PM
"Sorry, but not a single spoiler has clearly stated that Chancel by Voice O. Reason	Jan 28th, 2005 01:08:25 PM
Mrfantasto, make that 21. by Some Dude	Jan 28th, 2005 01:10:38 PM
That should have read... by Voice O. Reason	Jan 28th, 2005 01:11:18 PM
Sifo Dyas is really... by Voice O. Reason	Jan 28th, 2005 01:13:13 PM
Ah Voice of Retardation... by Some Dude	Jan 28th, 2005 01:15:47 PM
Why am I getting pissed, Some Dude? by Voice O. Reason	Jan 28th, 2005 01:28:33 PM
"He posed as a Jedi when he ordered the Clones. That's why Obi-W by DocPazuzu	Jan 28th, 2005 01:49:01 PM
Puttin the whole Emporer thing to beddy bye by Phat_Elvis	Jan 28th, 2005 02:35:02 PM
Proving my point by Phat_Elvis	Jan 28th, 2005 02:40:21 PM
How asinine is it... by Childe Roland	Jan 28th, 2005 03:08:35 PM
You're an exception Childe Roland... by Orionsangels	Jan 28th, 2005 05:51:17 PM
To those who still don't get it... by Some Dude	Jan 28th, 2005 06:26:57 PM
This opening crawl sucks. Star Wars sucks. Everything sucks. by Red Raider	Jan 28th, 2005 06:45:10 PM
"Putin, the whole Emperor"? by SalvatoreGravano	Jan 28th, 2005 08:42:12 PM
Oh, by the way, I still haven't seen the evil Lucas eat http://t by SalvatoreGravano	Jan 28th, 2005 08:44:53 PM
Yeah, But...Does the Balrog Have Wings? by hipcheck13	Jan 28th, 2005 11:26:42 PM
"Actually, VoR, they do know him. Obi-Wan even says at one point by Voice O. Reason	Jan 28th, 2005 11:32:47 PM
SOME DUDE: Here's the fucking "Revenge of the Sith" Novelization by Voice O. Reason	Jan 28th, 2005 11:40:29 PM
Voice O Reason ...relax and shut up. by DoctorWho?	Jan 29th, 2005 12:23:55 AM
Some Dude by Darth Thoth	Jan 29th, 2005 01:05:57 AM
Some Dude? Does it take much practice to be as ignorant as you? by TheAllSeeingEye	Jan 29th, 2005 01:15:26 AM
"Bullshit. He hasn't a clue who "Syfo Dias" is." by DocPazuzu	Jan 29th, 2005 03:44:09 AM
It seems to me that the crux of this "clone theory" rest upon tw by Anlashok	Jan 29th, 2005 06:22:50 AM
That's uhh "Star Wars'' not "Star Trek".. by Anlashok	Jan 29th, 2005 06:24:54 AM
Another problem with the clone theory... by DocPazuzu	Jan 29th, 2005 08:07:33 AM
Palpatine kicks Yoda's ass. I like the idea of that.... by Red Raider	Jan 29th, 2005 08:38:07 AM
Or as in Yoda's case... by DocPazuzu	Jan 29th, 2005 08:56:38 AM
"Handed me...my ass you did." by Anlashok	Jan 29th, 2005 09:11:19 AM
"Your bitch, I am, mmmmm..." by DocPazuzu	Jan 29th, 2005 09:43:51 AM
Palpatine/Sidious by Skraggo	Jan 29th, 2005 12:05:38 PM
"Obi-Wan also checks with his colleagues to confirm that SD inde by Voice O. Reason	Jan 29th, 2005 12:10:26 PM
Skraggo by Voice O. Reason	Jan 29th, 2005 12:14:40 PM
"Some Dude is actually chimming in w/ some great talkback fodder by Voice O. Reason	Jan 29th, 2005 12:24:03 PM
Anyway, here's something we can all agree on . . . by jocutus	Jan 29th, 2005 12:31:44 PM
"rewatch the scene" by DocPazuzu	Jan 29th, 2005 12:37:55 PM
Oh I get it! Sidious = Alec Guiness! by Lone Fox	Jan 29th, 2005 01:28:02 PM
Making it all up...from a certain point of view by tensticks	Jan 29th, 2005 03:38:12 PM
This disproves the "Obi-Wan is lying" premise. by Voice O. Reason	Jan 29th, 2005 04:34:47 PM
"Not necessarily." by DocPazuzu	Jan 29th, 2005 04:50:01 PM
Okay, I'll go through my whole theory again for you... by Voice O. Reason	Jan 29th, 2005 05:40:31 PM
I'm with Jocutus on this one... by tango fett	Jan 29th, 2005 06:53:48 PM
I'm with nobody on this because no one is with me on this. So th by Orionsangels	Jan 30th, 2005 12:11:35 AM
Re: the "Obi-Wan is lying" premise. by The Killer-Goat	Jan 30th, 2005 03:02:21 AM
Look, VoR... by DocPazuzu	Jan 30th, 2005 04:55:18 AM
Owned! by Orionsangels	Jan 30th, 2005 08:57:36 AM
"'I was under the impression that he was killed before that', it by Voice O. Reason	Jan 30th, 2005 11:13:32 AM
" Please show me another instance in the entire trilogy where a by Voice O. Reason	Jan 30th, 2005 11:18:26 AM
Another Jedi lie. by Voice O. Reason	Jan 30th, 2005 12:18:20 PM
I see the examples you used, VoR, and raise you by The Killer-Goat	Jan 30th, 2005 04:18:46 PM
Not only does Obiwan lie to Luke, mrfantasto. Alec Gunniess expr by Orionsangels	Jan 30th, 2005 08:13:44 PM
Re: Obi's expression by The Killer-Goat	Jan 30th, 2005 09:46:42 PM
Alright mrfantasto, I'll leave it at this by The Killer-Goat	Jan 31st, 2005 02:21:40 AM
Yes, but you are missing the point. by Voice O. Reason	Jan 31st, 2005 06:41:12 PM
Yes, Voice, I got that by The Killer-Goat	Jan 31st, 2005 07:46:37 PM
Because Obi-Wan REALLY THINKS that the guy is probably dead. by Voice O. Reason	Feb 1st, 2005 06:05:15 PM

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