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Take An Everlasting Tab Of LSD and Watch The New CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY Trailer! Trippy!

Hey folks, Harry here... just got this. The trailer is on 99 flavors of crack without a square of Charmin to wipe. It's mondo bizarro - and it scares me. Mommy, I wanna go home! Johnny Depp looks... well... he looks... He looks like he's coming for your soul. And he knows it is delicious! And that dentist. Man, you walk into a dentist office and see that man with tooth tools... RUN! The film looks absolutely unhinged, as a Wonka film should. And that song... it is playing and replaying in my mind like a damnedable jingle of mouseketeer sirens luring me to my death. BEWARE! This is some SCARY Stuff. Dahl might have been quite proud of this version of CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY...

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Stealing thunder
by Christopher_atUC
Dec 9th, 2004
07:01:15 PM
ok...
by chicken_planet
Dec 9th, 2004
07:06:10 PM
is it just me or does johnny depp look like a woman?
by cornstalkwalker
Dec 9th, 2004
07:13:16 PM
I gotta say...
by Wondermutt
Dec 9th, 2004
07:14:10 PM
No thank you.
by stargirl
Dec 9th, 2004
07:18:29 PM
In some secens he looks like Eve Ensler that feminist skank
by SexyBeast
Dec 9th, 2004
07:36:58 PM
uh......ok?
by bobby_horsepower
Dec 9th, 2004
07:41:52 PM
Depp's weird grin is freaking me out.
by Snarky
Dec 9th, 2004
07:52:09 PM
He's already done the Drug Crazed Freak
by flossygomez
Dec 9th, 2004
08:00:25 PM
Tim Burton
by uberman
Dec 9th, 2004
08:02:38 PM
I know what it is...
by flossygomez
Dec 9th, 2004
08:03:45 PM
Depp...
by splbrg75
Dec 9th, 2004
08:22:52 PM
i'm thinking, wait for the video
by greyspecter
Dec 9th, 2004
08:34:33 PM
yahoo trouble
by Billuism
Dec 9th, 2004
08:34:35 PM
I'll pass for now...
by ryLRci
Dec 9th, 2004
08:44:34 PM
People are going to be arguing this from now until it's release,
by Terry_1978
Dec 9th, 2004
08:57:20 PM
what a pile of crap
by myshkin77
Dec 9th, 2004
09:01:27 PM
Oompa Loompas (Mini Beatles?)
by droids22
Dec 9th, 2004
09:05:15 PM
uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhmmmmmuuuuuuuu uu...
by aphextwin
Dec 9th, 2004
09:12:27 PM
this movie is going to make so much fucking money
by Filthy Fox
Dec 9th, 2004
09:17:16 PM
Disturbing...freakish...I'm there!
by DarthSnoogans
Dec 9th, 2004
09:17:35 PM
His teeth look scary
by Zeldas
Dec 9th, 2004
09:21:40 PM
I think they show an Oompa Loompa on keyboard
by krims0nknite
Dec 9th, 2004
09:26:21 PM
holy christ child
by BurlIvesLeftNut
Dec 9th, 2004
09:33:31 PM
Depp will be worth watching.
by krims0nknite
Dec 9th, 2004
09:33:56 PM
Awful. Simply, terribly, horribly awful.
by kdraines
Dec 9th, 2004
09:35:36 PM
Wonka ScissorHands
by rentfn
Dec 9th, 2004
09:37:27 PM
Finally
by WolfmanNards
Dec 9th, 2004
09:49:02 PM
Well, it's certainly something.....? *Raises eyebow*
by screenplaywriter
Dec 9th, 2004
09:50:09 PM
Bring on Thee Knids!!
by RedFive
Dec 9th, 2004
09:50:31 PM
musical oompas
by andenu
Dec 9th, 2004
09:55:05 PM
Gene Wilder's underoos
by Damer1
Dec 9th, 2004
09:56:42 PM
I thought they got Johnny Depp to play Wonka, NOT Davey Jones fr
by Murray-Clack
Dec 9th, 2004
10:04:04 PM
Wonka is supposed to be an old man. This shit is even LESS like
by WONKABAR
Dec 9th, 2004
10:15:35 PM
Nah...
by Truth0ne
Dec 9th, 2004
10:35:24 PM
Looks Okay, But A Couple of Critiques
by castaway
Dec 9th, 2004
10:36:07 PM
That is what I'm reminded of....
by castaway
Dec 9th, 2004
10:38:57 PM
sweeeet
by jimmy_009
Dec 9th, 2004
10:51:43 PM
Oh my god, it looks SO fucking bad!
by WONKABAR
Dec 9th, 2004
10:59:50 PM
Holy Shit, I can't describe the feeling i'm feeling but I know I
by 007-11
Dec 9th, 2004
11:08:46 PM
The truth is, Dahl's vision = Darkness
by jacknewton
Dec 9th, 2004
11:18:29 PM
Wow, how freakin' trippy! And funky and dark and, dare I say, r
by ScienceMan
Dec 9th, 2004
11:24:58 PM
Uh...no.
by Durendal
Dec 9th, 2004
11:30:02 PM
Again, no.
by Durendal
Dec 9th, 2004
11:31:45 PM
Oh yeah, and my first thought when I saw Depp as Wonka was "Good
by Durendal
Dec 9th, 2004
11:38:31 PM
Yo Dumbasses!
by NubtheSquirrel
Dec 9th, 2004
11:49:26 PM
i think it's pretty funny that some of you are already saying de
by BEARison Ford
Dec 9th, 2004
11:50:07 PM
Face it...Burton is all style and zero substance.
by DoctorWho?
Dec 9th, 2004
11:51:06 PM
I saw the world's oldest Goth transsexual, beardless, wearing a
by SalvatoreGravano
Dec 9th, 2004
11:54:13 PM
Vermicious Knids
by zacdilone
Dec 10th, 2004
12:03:59 AM
Oh, and apparently, the Knids have SCRAM!-med out the eyes of so
by SalvatoreGravano
Dec 10th, 2004
12:14:30 AM
ScienceMan I take it you never cared for the book . . .
by HarrisonsDad
Dec 10th, 2004
12:16:00 AM
Wow....
by Purgatori
Dec 10th, 2004
12:16:58 AM
This trailer is amazing
by C. G Jung
Dec 10th, 2004
12:20:56 AM
Dudes I'm not basing my opinion on the fucking teaser alone
by WONKABAR
Dec 10th, 2004
12:24:41 AM

by Sharpel007
Dec 10th, 2004
12:36:20 AM
Knids weren't in the first book, you twits! They were in the sec
by Durendal
Dec 10th, 2004
12:52:48 AM
Film's "darkness"
by Gheorghe Zamfir
Dec 10th, 2004
12:56:02 AM
I don't know what it is with you people and your Michael Jackson
by 007-11
Dec 10th, 2004
12:57:40 AM
The music seems to be Weird Al by way of Danny Elfman.
by Archduke_Chocula
Dec 10th, 2004
01:07:43 AM
I still say that Tim Burtons friend Danny De vito should have pl
by Kaleb.09
Dec 10th, 2004
01:34:43 AM
Ok....now that's just down right creepy!
by delwin
Dec 10th, 2004
01:39:24 AM
Oooh-kayyy. . .
by Noriko Takaya
Dec 10th, 2004
02:09:03 AM
"Mommy, Daddy, I Can't Sleep" OR... Nightlight Sales To Skyrocke
by jollydwarf
Dec 10th, 2004
02:13:33 AM
On Wonka's Age
by Sepulchrave
Dec 10th, 2004
02:32:05 AM
LSD??? DO I LOOK LIKE A ROCKERFELLER??? My crank will have to do
by ChickenGeorgeVII
Dec 10th, 2004
02:51:13 AM
What I'm reminded of
by SoundGuyNoise
Dec 10th, 2004
03:11:04 AM
I'm not sure.
by jawaburger
Dec 10th, 2004
03:15:21 AM
So being addicted to TV's not a bad thing anymore ?
by Solrider77
Dec 10th, 2004
03:23:27 AM
Too bad Burton missed the perfect Wonka...
by Declan_Swartz
Dec 10th, 2004
03:40:31 AM
Depp or Dunaway?
by JohnDrake
Dec 10th, 2004
03:43:39 AM
Terry_1978: "I don't even use the first movie in the same senten
by jeffv
Dec 10th, 2004
04:07:10 AM
I want Oompa Loompas, too!
by Col. Klink
Dec 10th, 2004
07:28:35 AM
Gene Wilder must be spinning in his grave.
by rev_skarekroe
Dec 10th, 2004
09:10:16 AM
and you WILL need a LOT of LSD for this film
by Mr.F.N.Sunshine
Dec 10th, 2004
09:14:12 AM
Wow. This trailer is fucking genius.
by minderbinder
Dec 10th, 2004
09:14:15 AM
Looks Pretty Gay
by Knightsong
Dec 10th, 2004
09:14:34 AM
Sweet. This will certainly scare the shit out of my kids. They'l
by Big Bad Clone
Dec 10th, 2004
09:17:45 AM
Reminds me of Pee Wee's Big Adventure...
by Lost Skeleton
Dec 10th, 2004
10:01:41 AM
WTF?
by TheKingInYellow
Dec 10th, 2004
10:16:55 AM
SoundGuyNoise
by DocPazuzu
Dec 10th, 2004
10:22:21 AM
OK I took the LSD, I watched the trailer...
by blendo75
Dec 10th, 2004
10:24:06 AM
John Glover IS the Joker
by Fawst
Dec 10th, 2004
10:28:13 AM
Dreadful
by DrKodos
Dec 10th, 2004
10:41:56 AM
Based on the book! Aieeee!!!
by Duck of Death
Dec 10th, 2004
10:51:23 AM
Another FAILURE by Burton...THIS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!
by Jeditemple
Dec 10th, 2004
11:08:23 AM
this is some sick, sadistic, twisted, perverted, crazy shite....
by JohnnyBlueJeans
Dec 10th, 2004
11:17:39 AM
Gene Wilder
by Oknight
Dec 10th, 2004
11:33:47 AM
Durendal
by zacdilone
Dec 10th, 2004
12:19:48 PM
Can't wait to give them my $10
by Damitol
Dec 10th, 2004
12:47:41 PM
What really annoyed me about this trailer is how many shots ther
by Grabthars_Hammer
Dec 10th, 2004
01:35:42 PM
Brilliant teaser, but what happens with the marketting dept. get
by ar42
Dec 10th, 2004
02:22:11 PM
I just rewatched the 1971 version
by Sepulchrave
Dec 10th, 2004
02:34:57 PM
FUCKING YES!!!!
by Gabba-UK
Dec 10th, 2004
02:45:28 PM
Depp call Americans "Dumb puppies"
by Mike K
Dec 10th, 2004
02:53:37 PM
I seem to recall an early 90s band named Veruca Salt, but minus
by Joe Cool #2
Dec 10th, 2004
03:58:30 PM
WTF?? Depp looks like Lily Tomlin???
by StudioPlant69
Dec 10th, 2004
04:07:40 PM
I don't know...
by wherever
Dec 10th, 2004
04:14:56 PM
Bible needs to be updated, todays kids cant relate
by uberman
Dec 10th, 2004
05:33:07 PM
Anyone notice the scissors at the end.
by channard1
Dec 10th, 2004
05:33:31 PM
Dude alert!
by Childe Roland
Dec 10th, 2004
05:41:06 PM
Veruca Salt
by theThingFromTheS
Dec 10th, 2004
05:45:53 PM
Christopher Lee is Wonkas Father!!!
by JamesTCT
Dec 10th, 2004
05:46:27 PM
Looks like my girlfriend...
by bubcus
Dec 10th, 2004
05:46:32 PM
re: the perfect Wonka
by beamish13
Dec 10th, 2004
05:47:31 PM
what the hell was that?
by beamish13
Dec 10th, 2004
05:57:47 PM
I'm definitely more excited about Burton's CORPSE BRIDE
by beamish13
Dec 10th, 2004
06:00:39 PM
re: Terry_1978
by beamish13
Dec 10th, 2004
06:02:23 PM
re:SexyBeast
by beamish13
Dec 10th, 2004
06:03:13 PM
rev_skarekroe...
by kingofkoins
Dec 10th, 2004
06:37:56 PM
Original Willy Wonka luke warm kiddie fare
by flossygomez
Dec 10th, 2004
07:31:01 PM
NOT A REMAKE!
by Darth Melkor
Dec 10th, 2004
09:00:05 PM
Now
by dentity2000
Dec 11th, 2004
12:25:43 AM
Yahoo...
by dentity2000
Dec 11th, 2004
12:26:20 AM
Yahoo...
by dentity2000
Dec 11th, 2004
12:27:11 AM
Screw the book and this movie. They both suck ass.
by Jeditemple
Dec 11th, 2004
12:38:13 AM
Trailer Music Sounds Like The Season of the Witch...
by FlickChick
Dec 11th, 2004
12:42:30 AM
I'm back beeeatches and smoked no more
by super Cucaracha
Dec 11th, 2004
01:24:07 AM
I'm back beeeatches and smoked no more
by super Cucaracha
Dec 11th, 2004
01:27:18 AM
"Chewing gum is really gross. Chewing gum I hate the most." - Th
by K0NY
Dec 11th, 2004
05:08:30 AM
Burton's a hack! Scorsese is a hack? Spielberg is a hack!
by Barry Egan
Dec 11th, 2004
09:12:50 AM
Mondo Floppo
by MrBadd
Dec 11th, 2004
11:20:36 AM
weiny waggers, burton haters, gene wilder necrophiles, and movie
by atomheartbrother
Dec 11th, 2004
11:59:26 AM
http://img22.exs.cx/img22/6817 /ednawonka6gf.jpg
by ETI
Dec 11th, 2004
12:31:11 PM
"There's no earthly way of knowwwwing"
by BuggerOff
Dec 11th, 2004
01:35:35 PM
Depp
by BuggerOff
Dec 11th, 2004
01:39:37 PM
if this is closer to the book, why isn't charlie the main charac
by symphy
Dec 11th, 2004
02:25:28 PM
hmm
by symphy
Dec 11th, 2004
02:36:39 PM
wait a minute
by ftoad
Dec 11th, 2004
04:33:51 PM
Oompa Loompas
by adufrense
Dec 11th, 2004
05:20:15 PM
It's Not Just What You KNOW You See That Makes This Creepy OR...
by jollydwarf
Dec 11th, 2004
05:40:39 PM
Wonka should`ve been given to CRISPIN GLOVER
by Elgyn6655321
Dec 11th, 2004
08:23:50 PM
At least this teaser hasn't inspired apathy
by BobFunch
Dec 11th, 2004
09:32:50 PM
Random Thoughts on Burton
by BobFunch
Dec 11th, 2004
09:49:09 PM
Fucking train wreck
by DouglasAH
Dec 12th, 2004
04:03:49 AM
How is this TRIPPY?
by stlfilmwire
Dec 12th, 2004
10:23:02 AM
Apparently atom was in a coma during the Batman movies
by stlfilmwire
Dec 12th, 2004
10:24:48 AM
is it in glorious quicktime?
by satansteve
Dec 12th, 2004
01:16:27 PM
ive talked to some extras on this movie...
by satansteve
Dec 12th, 2004
01:17:21 PM
It probably IS a remake... as for the first one being called "Wi
by Holly_Wight
Dec 12th, 2004
04:31:09 PM
beamish13
by Ribbons
Dec 12th, 2004
08:20:09 PM
Um, I don't rememeber hearing that Gene Wilder was dead.
by WONKABAR
Dec 12th, 2004
10:33:52 PM
Depp Looks Like . . .
by DANTE CUBIT
Dec 12th, 2004
11:31:35 PM
Johnny Depp=Androgeny Man
by GypsyTRobot
Dec 12th, 2004
11:44:17 PM
LOL - what a riot. Loved it! They're INSANE!!!!
by Russman
Dec 13th, 2004
01:18:35 AM
What about a sequel to planet of the apes???
by cherrycola
Dec 13th, 2004
01:21:48 AM
Gene Wilder is still alive...
by Shepdog
Dec 13th, 2004
10:44:40 AM
a few observations...
by Red Raider
Dec 13th, 2004
01:01:45 PM
WORST... TRAILER... EVER!!!!
by drew647
Dec 13th, 2004
02:34:20 PM
Burton's career is over
by movie_buff_mann
Dec 13th, 2004
02:52:35 PM
The setes in this trailer look the same or worse than the ones f
by Eye_H8_U
Dec 13th, 2004
03:53:53 PM
Johnny Depp Backlash Begins
by Jervis Tetch
Dec 13th, 2004
04:00:03 PM
That trailer was neither trippy nor bizarre!
by Eye_H8_U
Dec 13th, 2004
05:11:28 PM
I know that this is a faux-pas on this board..
by Sepulchrave
Dec 15th, 2004
07:27:44 AM
If it's a Remake, it Looks Different enough to be Interesting
by Drath
Dec 15th, 2004
12:01:37 PM
Wow...they've apparently replaced Johnny Depp with Audrey Tautou
by Mosquito March
Dec 16th, 2004
12:04:24 AM

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