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In One Week!! Buffy the Kerry Fundraiser!!

I am – Hercules!!

Looks like Joss Whedon watched the debates and made up his mind! Shiny!

One week from tonight, expect fans of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” “Firefly” and “Angel” to unite in hundreds of houses and apartments all over the nation to raise funds for Joss Whedon’s candidates of choice:

John Kerry and John Edwards.

Whedon fans!! Learn how to host a “High Stakes 2004” fundraiser that night (and how to attend one) here.

Yes, Herc's a Republican!! A Goldwater Republican! An Eisenhower Republican! An Anderson Republican! A Republican who believes in stem-cell research, affordable pharmaceuticals and a leader committed to punishing those responsible for 9/11!! A Republican who wants the FCC to calm the fuck down! My party sucks now! Pull it together, Whedon Democrats!! We will drink and sing as one:

In my country there is problem!
And that problem Dick Cheney!
Halliburton sell my country!
I have no lyric for this line!

Throw the Bush down the well!
And after him throw Dick Cheney!
You must grab them by their horns!
Then we’ll have a big par-ty!





Have authorities question your worthiness as a parent! Purchase your Herc snapbib here!

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hhahhahaha. Some Republican Whedon fanboy's head just exploded
by Tall_Boy
Oct 17th, 2004
11:41:15 PM
I'm surprised at the so-called "Republicans For Kerry" logic...
by Smash Drama
Oct 17th, 2004
11:53:07 PM
Whedon
by Not Todd
Oct 17th, 2004
11:56:14 PM
Gellar and Caulfield left?
by Hercules
Oct 18th, 2004
12:04:43 AM
Jackass
by scrivener
Oct 18th, 2004
12:05:32 AM
In 5 days?
by Skywise
Oct 18th, 2004
12:09:04 AM
This reminds me of Team America...
by Kegboy
Oct 18th, 2004
12:09:41 AM
Dammit Herc, this isn't about sex!
by Tall_Boy
Oct 18th, 2004
12:38:16 AM
Survive
by Recognizer
Oct 18th, 2004
01:31:50 AM
begging to differ
by Recognizer
Oct 18th, 2004
01:35:34 AM
VOTE OR SUCK.
by dr.bulber
Oct 18th, 2004
01:37:36 AM
I want Kerry to appear at this fundrasier
by Battousai
Oct 18th, 2004
01:48:14 AM
It makes me sick when Hollywood gets involved in political parti
by Grabthars_Hammer
Oct 18th, 2004
02:18:07 AM
How come Hollywood people can publicly back someone for presiden
by Grabthars_Hammer
Oct 18th, 2004
02:25:14 AM
grabthars hammer
by Dr Farragammo
Oct 18th, 2004
02:56:35 AM
The funny thing is...
by DarthCorleone
Oct 18th, 2004
02:59:13 AM
Whoops I had some misspellings sorry got possessed by Dubya for
by Dr Farragammo
Oct 18th, 2004
03:00:14 AM
darth corleone
by Dr Farragammo
Oct 18th, 2004
03:02:52 AM
Hey Farragammo you friggin hypocrite...
by Grabthars_Hammer
Oct 18th, 2004
04:26:38 AM
"Start listening to Rush and keep listening till you get your he
by Tall_Boy
Oct 18th, 2004
04:43:27 AM
I don't understand why people care so much about celebrities voi
by Monkey Butler
Oct 18th, 2004
04:49:10 AM
Desperation Herc?
by Bart of Darkness
Oct 18th, 2004
06:02:44 AM
Wow. What a trendsetter. Yawn.
by vikingkitty
Oct 18th, 2004
06:21:45 AM
Gellar and her husband, what's his name...
by joe brady
Oct 18th, 2004
06:33:25 AM
Two thangs.
by DragonHeart
Oct 18th, 2004
08:16:08 AM
I concur
by Halloween68
Oct 18th, 2004
08:17:05 AM
Feelin' the Love
by Recognizer
Oct 18th, 2004
08:42:03 AM
no republican is for kerry
by ZO
Oct 18th, 2004
09:12:49 AM
Minnear is a republican
by Whedon
Oct 18th, 2004
09:28:40 AM
Hey Halloween68
by HarrisonsDad
Oct 18th, 2004
09:49:18 AM
ZO, You say Kerry has no backbone?
by HarrisonsDad
Oct 18th, 2004
10:54:20 AM
Kerry voted to renew Angel. Before he voted against the renewal
by rook187
Oct 18th, 2004
11:13:11 AM
Leave Herc alone...
by fastpilot
Oct 18th, 2004
11:28:42 AM
Isn't it a little late?
by MackDaKnife
Oct 18th, 2004
12:21:47 PM
DarkHawke
by wash
Oct 18th, 2004
12:30:05 PM
So basically everyone pays their $35 each to attend a party
by Big Jim
Oct 18th, 2004
12:42:32 PM
Bush supporters are so F@$*ing stupid!!!
by Backtalk
Oct 18th, 2004
12:46:55 PM
Herc, "A Republican who believes in stem-cell research"
by Immortal_Fish
Oct 18th, 2004
12:55:04 PM
Why would you vote for a man who got the US into a Vietnam-level
by Tall_Boy
Oct 18th, 2004
01:06:21 PM
pro Bush, pro Buffy
by NormanFell
Oct 18th, 2004
01:20:43 PM
Your wrong Grabthar
by Dr Farragammo
Oct 18th, 2004
02:28:02 PM
Orionsangels - Zarqawi only has the freedom to operate with Iraq
by Pumpkinsboy
Oct 18th, 2004
02:28:06 PM
correction:
by Pumpkinsboy
Oct 18th, 2004
02:30:05 PM
Doesn't matter just doesnt matter.
by FexFX
Oct 18th, 2004
02:41:05 PM
I defy anyone for an reason to vote for Bush, or explain his pla
by Backtalk
Oct 18th, 2004
03:22:00 PM
VOTE OR SUCK
by dr.bulber
Oct 18th, 2004
03:46:36 PM
2000
by Wooden Spoon
Oct 18th, 2004
04:13:11 PM
Bush's speech
by Wooden Spoon
Oct 18th, 2004
04:15:19 PM
Holly-ticks
by greyspecter
Oct 18th, 2004
04:18:32 PM
Bush got fewer votes...big deal...here's why:
by FexFX
Oct 18th, 2004
04:55:31 PM

by FexFX
Oct 18th, 2004
04:58:58 PM
fexFX - uh, don't you think that's a little bit fucked up?
by Pumpkinsboy
Oct 18th, 2004
05:03:55 PM
I agree..
by Super Person
Oct 18th, 2004
05:06:23 PM
Votes
by FexFX
Oct 18th, 2004
05:08:56 PM
Took him this long to figure out who this season's Big Bad is?
by Quiddity
Oct 18th, 2004
05:11:07 PM
Typos
by FexFX
Oct 18th, 2004
05:12:32 PM
"Bush got fewer votes...big deal...here's why:"
by Dr Farragammo
Oct 18th, 2004
05:13:24 PM
Irony?
by Super Person
Oct 18th, 2004
05:52:21 PM
Big Jim - Serenity Trailer
by spikeandjezebel
Oct 18th, 2004
05:53:12 PM
Gellar & Prinze Jr = dumb and dumber
by Dr Farragammo
Oct 18th, 2004
06:05:16 PM
Don't they know?
by pablo2004
Oct 18th, 2004
06:08:34 PM
I wonder what they're saying on the other internets?
by SG7
Oct 18th, 2004
08:01:50 PM
y'know, I haven't seen a single post here....
by Monkey Butler
Oct 18th, 2004
08:37:24 PM
I'm selling my Buffy DVD's
by WillowFan2001
Oct 18th, 2004
09:50:21 PM
Why do you people care about whos voting for whom
by TallScott
Oct 18th, 2004
09:56:38 PM
Not again....
by koosbane
Oct 18th, 2004
10:40:10 PM
ebonic_plague...
by WillowFan2001
Oct 18th, 2004
11:20:13 PM
nice! Selling Buffy DVDs! Now, that kids, is comedy.
by Tall_Boy
Oct 19th, 2004
12:24:36 AM
Oh, and when "SERNITY" AICN coverage starts everyone look for "W
by Tall_Boy
Oct 19th, 2004
12:30:38 AM
The truth is
by Falcon5768
Oct 19th, 2004
02:04:04 AM
The a$$hole parade continues...
by WillowFan2001
Oct 19th, 2004
02:04:19 AM
Falcon5768
by Dr Farragammo
Oct 19th, 2004
02:18:03 AM
thank you
by Falcon5768
Oct 19th, 2004
02:29:03 AM
CANNIBAL NUN - THE HONEST CONSERVATIVE
by bushsux
Oct 19th, 2004
07:37:30 AM
Question for The Conservatives
by bushsux
Oct 19th, 2004
07:40:42 AM
HarrisonsDad (I think that's who it is)
by Halloween68
Oct 19th, 2004
08:17:13 AM
Republicans are all talk. No Bite!!
by Backtalk
Oct 19th, 2004
09:20:26 AM
"They're the same idiots who need automatic weapons to go huntin
by Big Jim
Oct 19th, 2004
12:17:27 PM
Rep vs Dem
by FexFX
Oct 19th, 2004
12:47:20 PM
Halloween68 I never said it wasn't a personal choice
by HarrisonsDad
Oct 19th, 2004
01:27:35 PM
Canny
by Super Person
Oct 19th, 2004
02:26:41 PM
The saying goes...
by KryptonsLastSon
Oct 19th, 2004
02:27:25 PM
Enough bitching about Moore, Franken, Maher and Garafalo
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Oct 19th, 2004
02:37:05 PM
CANNIBAL NUN, READ A HISTORY BOOK, NAZI GERMANY DECLARED WAR ON
by bushsux
Oct 19th, 2004
03:22:45 PM
Where is the proof Iraq sponsored Al Queda and 9/11?
by bushsux
Oct 19th, 2004
03:28:21 PM
Stem Cells
by bushsux
Oct 19th, 2004
03:41:59 PM
Stem Cells
by bushsux
Oct 19th, 2004
03:42:25 PM
Nice of you to read...
by FexFX
Oct 19th, 2004
04:10:19 PM
FedEx
by Super Person
Oct 19th, 2004
04:13:46 PM
Besides FedEx
by Super Person
Oct 19th, 2004
04:17:48 PM
Actually...
by FexFX
Oct 19th, 2004
04:29:09 PM
I don't know...
by Super Person
Oct 19th, 2004
04:34:02 PM
Don't bother trying to reason with "the Nun". Reason is clearly
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Oct 19th, 2004
04:34:29 PM
FexFX, my guess is you don't belong to either party
by Big Jim
Oct 19th, 2004
04:36:06 PM
all of the bi partisan crap is why our country is so screwed up
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Oct 19th, 2004
04:59:02 PM
Cannibal Nun is like Rush Limbaugh... anything he says just soun
by Judge Briggs
Oct 19th, 2004
05:05:07 PM
One of us, one of us, Joss Whedon is one of us
by GypsyTRobot
Oct 19th, 2004
05:06:35 PM
Prediction: WillowFan2001 first in line for "Serneity"
by Tall_Boy
Oct 19th, 2004
05:27:12 PM
Big Jim is right
by FexFX
Oct 19th, 2004
05:28:43 PM
3rd party candidates
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Oct 19th, 2004
06:00:08 PM
Tall_Boy...
by WillowFan2001
Oct 19th, 2004
06:31:11 PM
All this talk has made me change my mind
by HarrisonsDad
Oct 19th, 2004
08:39:43 PM
Damn, I messed that up. I meant "One of us, One of us, We accep
by GypsyTRobot
Oct 20th, 2004
12:00:53 AM
A few questions for a Bush/Cheney supporter who has a real answe
by HarrisonsDad
Oct 20th, 2004
12:18:11 AM
factcheck.com? surely you jest.
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Oct 20th, 2004
01:06:44 AM
Sorry, that was supposed to be org. not com
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Oct 20th, 2004
01:15:38 AM
As long as we're doing research, Nun . . .
by HarrisonsDad
Oct 20th, 2004
01:20:04 AM
HarrisonsDad...
by WillowFan2001
Oct 20th, 2004
01:25:12 AM
WillowFan
by HarrisonsDad
Oct 20th, 2004
02:19:27 AM
Cannibal Nun needs his own show, you know we'd watch it!
by Dr Farragammo
Oct 20th, 2004
02:34:48 AM
HarrisonsDad...again...
by WillowFan2001
Oct 20th, 2004
02:54:12 AM
Why Bushies are so maniacally defensive
by Dr Farragammo
Oct 20th, 2004
03:03:07 AM
Wow, that cannibal nun He's such a fine example of a human bein
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Oct 20th, 2004
05:36:43 AM
Oh and Cannibalnun enlightened, intelligent people don't refer
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Oct 20th, 2004
05:57:16 AM
Ban the Can - Be 'Dun' with Nun
by HarrisonsDad
Oct 20th, 2004
10:18:41 AM
HALLIBURTON IS RIPPING OFF THE TAXPAYERS
by bushsux
Oct 20th, 2004
12:33:22 PM
Cannibul Nun, "Some say we should depose the Saudis, if we're so
by Immortal_Fish
Oct 20th, 2004
01:01:46 PM
bushsux, "Now, is rewarding the republican party's blind hatred
by Immortal_Fish
Oct 20th, 2004
01:07:14 PM
Immortal
by Super Person
Oct 20th, 2004
01:16:34 PM
immortal fish
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Oct 20th, 2004
05:07:47 PM
super person, you seem to be aptly named
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Oct 20th, 2004
05:09:46 PM
Pat Robertson and George Bush
by HarrisonsDad
Oct 20th, 2004
05:22:42 PM
Right-Wing and Left-Wing
by HarrisonsDad
Oct 20th, 2004
05:36:28 PM
The Cannibal Factor
by Dr Farragammo
Oct 20th, 2004
08:55:58 PM
Figures Whedon would pick a suck ass loser like Kerry -- after a
by Triumph poops!
Oct 20th, 2004
09:13:16 PM
Nun you are far far too low a lifeform to anger me.
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Oct 20th, 2004
09:30:30 PM
Don't know if I could handle a regular CannibalCunt show though
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Oct 20th, 2004
09:41:57 PM
I also love the acne jokes, jabs at typos and half witted attemp
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Oct 20th, 2004
09:52:35 PM
Well here's another reason Dubya can't be trusted....
by Dr Farragammo
Oct 21st, 2004
12:06:15 AM
Doc, you ever hear of Tom Tomorrow, or his political cartoon "Th
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Oct 21st, 2004
12:17:44 AM
"And to think that the man who took one of his main characters a
by Triumph poops!
Oct 21st, 2004
01:24:52 AM
Darth Corleone: "I bet if Bush surrendered the nomination today
by Triumph poops!
Oct 21st, 2004
01:32:46 AM
Yeahcannibalcunt, more insults, cause that's all you have.
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Oct 21st, 2004
05:05:55 AM
And once again simpleton your sweat class comments just indicate
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Oct 21st, 2004
05:18:10 AM
You are pretty dense, I have told you like 12 times that I am no
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Oct 21st, 2004
05:52:28 AM
SCYTHEOFLUNA
by HarrisonsDad
Oct 21st, 2004
11:34:31 AM
Yeah, you are right... He is obviously beyond repair or redempti
by SCYTHEOFLUNA
Oct 21st, 2004
02:15:34 PM

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