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Herakles on the remake of SHALL WE DANCE

Hey folks, Harry here with a review that disagrees slightly with the review from Marley - just a tad. This person enjoyed Jennifer Lopez's performance, and I think the whole, let's shit on J Lo should really be given a rest. The word from the set of MONSTER IN LAW is that she's really quite excellent. Well, here we go...

Hi Harry,

I have read a review of Shall We Dance on your website. I saw this movie a couple of months ago. 'Marley Angel' said it is very enjoyable. And yes, it is very enjoyable.

But one thing: 'Marley' didn't like Jennifer Lopez (no wonder: she saw the screening as an opportunity to slam JLo); I did (and no, I am not a fan of J-Lo). To tell you the truth: almost everyone in my focus group did like La Lopez.

Shall We Dance: a movie based on the Japanese movie "Shall We Dance". Ballroom dancing, Richard Gere's boring life. That's what this movie is about.

Richard Gere is good in the movie. He was great in Chicago. He is great here. He has great chemistry with everyone. This movie is about him and no one else.

Susan Sarandon is good in the movie. Her performance is one of the reasons why you should see this movie. The chemistry between Richard and Gere is almost perfect. Susan rules.

And Jennifer Lopez - surprise surprise - is good in the movie too. Mrs Anthony glows in the movie. She looks gorgeous, she can dance (the tango scene is hot) and she can act. Yes, she can act! She has something very heartwarming. I know some people hate Jennifer Lopez and like to bash her if they get the opportunity, but this time JLo has done a good job. She is the pearl of the movie, but unfortunately she has just a supporting role. And ehm...I have advised Miramax to expand Lopez's role (forgive me if the final version sucks...).

The BEST performance is from Stanley Tucci. He is very funny. I love him in The Terminal. I love him here. I really love him here. He is in one of the best scenes of the movie.

Problems? I have only two problems:

1) The story is predictable.

2) The cameos: why Ja Rule and why not 50 Cent? Everyone but Ja Rule!

Shall We Dance is feel-good movie. Better than expected. One of the most entertaining movies of the year.

Herakles

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I smell a plantain!
by Mulengro
Aug 31st, 2004
04:39:10 AM
I'd still shit on J Lo...
by hamo455
Aug 31st, 2004
04:41:59 AM
remake Hollywood
by CuervoJones
Aug 31st, 2004
04:50:38 AM
Previously on "Asian films ransacked by Hollywood...."
by Battousai
Aug 31st, 2004
04:56:44 AM
I smell a new catchphrase...
by PacinoHatersGoHo
Aug 31st, 2004
09:05:15 AM
I can see the print ad now: Herkales from Ain't It Cool News dec
by Lance Rock
Aug 31st, 2004
10:17:19 AM
Of course the story is predictable --
by ChaseSequence
Aug 31st, 2004
11:05:44 AM
Dear "Shall We Dance" and "The Forgotten" Trailer Companies:
by Christopher3
Aug 31st, 2004
11:23:13 AM
another idiot review
by the_pissboy1
Aug 31st, 2004
11:44:02 AM
it rhymes with scant. ant. rant.
by MiltonWaddams
Aug 31st, 2004
11:51:55 AM
The film should not have been made!
by Doctor A
Aug 31st, 2004
12:19:35 PM
hey Harry, how about not attacking Paul Anderson all the time as
by Tall_Boy
Aug 31st, 2004
12:24:17 PM
J to tha' Lo
by splbrg75
Aug 31st, 2004
12:33:21 PM
give up Harry
by TheJake
Aug 31st, 2004
01:29:04 PM
The worst thing is a cameo?
by Moa Kaka
Aug 31st, 2004
01:43:27 PM
I believe the reviewer meant to say, "The chemistry between Rich
by Harry Coin
Aug 31st, 2004
02:19:19 PM
Gere = Second Rate
by Jervis Tetch
Aug 31st, 2004
02:22:45 PM
Thanks, But No Thanks
by Van Damned
Aug 31st, 2004
02:47:38 PM
I don't get these types of remakes, like the Grugde that makes n
by spectrebeeyatch
Aug 31st, 2004
02:50:06 PM
BTW, Harry: STFU
by Van Damned
Aug 31st, 2004
02:52:58 PM
Hey Pissboy1
by Pooter the Clown
Aug 31st, 2004
03:31:24 PM
"Out of Sight" made me a Jennifer Lopez fan
by JAGUART
Aug 31st, 2004
04:01:33 PM
Yeah, the second she slummed around with J-Lo in her title
by Knobules
Aug 31st, 2004
04:24:49 PM
"Cool" News? It Aint.
by Quiddity
Aug 31st, 2004
06:36:09 PM
I'd bang J.lo. Who wouldn't, but why can't she hold a man?
by SexyBeast
Sep 1st, 2004
12:59:53 AM
Buncha faggots
by Sicuv Uyall
Sep 1st, 2004
02:00:58 AM
And one more thing
by Sicuv Uyall
Sep 1st, 2004
02:12:36 AM
Reply to Sexy Beast
by Sicuv Uyall
Sep 1st, 2004
02:17:35 AM
Sicuv Uyall = Ben Affleck
by JAGUART
Sep 1st, 2004
03:34:31 AM
Who is everybodys fave guitarist?
by SIR-SLEDGE450
Sep 1st, 2004
06:16:00 AM
Jennifer Lopez will not impress me
by Drunken Rage
Sep 1st, 2004
09:57:20 AM
Just wondering if J - Low is gonna give any taco flavored kisse
by cornstalkwalker
Sep 1st, 2004
02:45:29 PM
Any one who calls her "La Lopez" or knows her
by barkalounger
Sep 1st, 2004
03:55:32 PM
Any one who calls her "La Lopez" or knows her current married na
by barkalounger
Sep 1st, 2004
03:56:28 PM
How will Hollywood ruin this?
by pablo2004
Sep 1st, 2004
05:26:30 PM
JAGUART = MY BITCH
by Sicuv Uyall
Sep 2nd, 2004
12:49:56 AM
Sicuv Uyall= Chained Heat
by JAGUART
Sep 2nd, 2004
07:10:01 AM
But does she show....
by Fart_Master_Flex
Sep 2nd, 2004
08:59:04 AM
pooter...
by the_pissboy1
Sep 2nd, 2004
12:06:01 PM
"All the people in my focus group..."
by heywood jablomie
Sep 3rd, 2004
02:46:51 AM

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