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Does CONSTANTINE not suck' Plus a little tidbit on SUPERMAN!!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with two positive reviews of CONSTANTINE. I really, really want this movie to rule hard. I'm fairly ignorant of the books, but what I have seen has been outstanding. This could be one helluva cool movie, but that first trailer's not too inspiring. Check out the below reviews for a bit of hope. Plus be sure to check out the tidbit about the current state of SUPERMAN over at WB at the end of the first review!!! Enjoy!!!

Hey guys,

Just got back from a screening of MATRIX 4...uh, I mean CONSTANTINE. You know, Warner-Bros' Keanu Reeves starrer based on the DC/VERTIGO comic book with that trailer featuring a color palette right out of the Wachowski's movies. It was a pretty funny night. The audience wasn't sure what movie they were about to see. A lot of people were hoping it was BLADE 3. Thank god it wasn't. I never want to see that convoluted mess again. My source at WB told me it was CONSTANTINE, and I was there to check out the feature debut of director Francis Lawrence.

First of all, I have to make full disclosure and admit that I've never read an issue of HELLBLAZER. I know the character of John Constantine was created by Alan Moore, whose other creations haven't gotten the best Hollywood treatment. I liked, but didn't love, FROM HELL. I despised the LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMAN adaptation with a vile hatred. Hopefully WATCHMEN can soar. But from what I understand, PUNISHER fave Garth Ennis is the guy who makes the HELLBLAZER books rock.

The buzz on the CONSTANTINE movie has not been great, and I think that's more to do with fans of the comic hearing about departures from the original source material. Mainly, Keanu Reeve's playing an American version of the lead character, as opposed to the British nationality in the comic. Obviously, Warner-Bros fealt that aside from James Bond movies, it's hard for American audiences to buy a lead with an accent (that was admittedly one of the problems with VAN HELSING, as it lacked Brendan Frasier doing his best Bruce Willis from DIE HARD imitations). But let's be honest here, HELLBLAZER isn't an iconic title like SUPERMAN, BATMAN, SPIDERMAN, X-MEN, etc... And not every non-iconic comic book adaptation has to be as faithful as HELLBOY.

Judging this movie as a stand-alone film, it's a thoroughly entertaining, dark, supernatural action-thriller. Keanu reeves rebounds from the MATRIX sequels with a film/character that isn't nearly as bad-ass or ground-breaking as the first installment of Wachowski brothers' trilogy, but certainly delivers some goods. And Francis Lawrence's directorial debut signals the dawn of film-maker's career whom I think is going to fast become an A-lister.

I break the story down into three categories:

CONCEPT:

The pitch is a good one. Neither angels nor demons can enter into the same plane of existence as humankind: Earth. But half-breeds do dwell on the planet. And the demonic ones do everything in their power to influence humans to commit sins: rape, murder, etc...

MAIN CHARACTER.

John Constantine is our anti-hero. Born with a gift: the ability to see half-breeds. Unable to cope with the sights, he tries to commit suicide when he's a kid. Resuscitated, and still plagued by his visions, unfortunately he's also now committed a mortal sin (trying to take his own life) and is destined to go to hell himself. In an effort to repent and gain entry to heaven, he dedicates his life to sending demonic half-breeds back to hell. But, alas, no one upstairs seems to be opening the gates for him, and his time is running out as a habbit of smoking ciagarettes has led to a case of progressive lung cancer. Having become so infamous, it's said he's the only soul Satan will come to earth to collect personally

HOOK

After a couple close encounters, John believes there's pure demons among us, which isn't supposed to be possible. But he soon finds out it's all the elaborate plan of the son of Satan, who wants to enter our plain of existence and bring hell on earth. Teamed up with a police detective played by Rachel Weisz, investigating the alleged suicide of her "psychic" twin sister, they must put a stop to the anti-christ's evil plan.

OVER-ALL...

The movie I saw tonight, looks like it can rake in BLADE/BLADE II business: about 70-80 mil @ the B.O. But some re-shoots and/or re-editing could get it past 100.

So here's my memo to Warner-Bros.

The opening prologue with the "spear of destiny" is a little lackluster; it needs to be more epic in scope. The same goes for the introductory scene of Constantine; we need a better set-piece here with more action and tension.

The middle lags a bit; but that most definitely can be tightened up. The third act is actually pretty damn near great, though it's a bit too little too late; and please make the scene with the holy water sprinklers longer!

Back to the second act, I would have liked some more action set-pieces. Also, Rachel Weisz' character's presence feels a little forced to me. If she is there to help propel the investigative/detective work aspects of the film's thriller angle, then I would have liked a bit more mystery to be unlocked consistently throughout as opposed to the clustered revelation of info that we get pummeled with in a certain scene involving a "chair". Don't know if that piece of furniture hails from the original source material, but the exposition comes off as a bit of a cop-out in the movie.

At the end of the day, I give this film 3 out of 5 stars. Conceptually, had they hit it out of the park, this could have been the next MATRIX. But the script is lacking. The screenplay's structure is there, the main character's arc is there; I can see why Keanu honed onto this part as there's a lot of interesting deconstruction about redemption, his knowing about a higher power, but not really "believing" or having "faith". It's the other characters and the fleshing out of the story that aren't serviced enough.

The real star of the film for me is director Francis Lawrence. Based on his music videos, I would have expected him to embark upon a hyper-stylized Tony Scott/Michael Bay type production. But instead he seems to be going more of the darker David Fincher route. Both paths are fine with me to be honest, though Lawrence's proclivity for the latter says a lot considering I know him to be absolutely capable of the prior. In other words, I predict a very bright, versatile, career of diverse work lies ahead for this helmer.

Like my Spidey review, please keep my identity a secret.

P.S. I heard tonight from a WB friend at the screening, that McG is out of SUPERMAN and Warner's wants to make it a mandate to get Michael Bay. Apparently he's looking for something big, as he's having trouble getting the budget he wants for his "Island" project at DreamWorks. Apparently part of the reason Moritz came on-board Supes was that Bay was attached to direct I AM LEGEND for him and former partner, HARRY POTTER franchise and WB-based producer David Heyman. With Adelstein gone from Original, and Sony having inked a deal with DeLuca (which pissed Neal off), he and Heyman are mulling re-teaming up. It doesn't hurt that Neal has close ties to potential Lex Luthor Vin Diesel and was shooting STEALTH in Australia, where WB wants to do SUPERMAN. I know for a fact Neal loves Australia, and he's been trying to convince studios to shoot a lot of his productions there. Heyman, like every other producer on the WB lot, has been trying to get on Supes. Aside from the Potter films, what's going to put him where Joel Silver can't get, is his relationship with Neal and they're combined relationship with Bay.

Michael Bay's name again making the rounds... It's certianly a step up from McG. Hell, I like Bay's blatant flag-waving popcorn entertainment, so we'll see how this comes along. Now for another positive CONSTANTINE review... Bodes well, but I'd like to hear from someone who was familiar with the comics and see their take... Anyway, on with the review!!!

Hey Harry,

Long time reader.

First time sending you a message.

Just got home from a screening of the new Keanu Reeves/Rachel Weiss flick, Constantine. After the standing in line, seating, and introduction the movie began, and boy was it a treat.

The opening scene was awesome and left the entire theatre saying "HOLY SHIT!". Now, I'm a comic reader, however I've never had my hands on a Hellblazer comic, so I'm not familiar with the story of John Constantine. However, I didn't get the feeling that I should have been. If you pay attention, you'll know just who he is. A tortured soul. Someone that doesn't belong. Someone that has a gift/curse that he doesn't want. I wouldn't say I'm a huge fan of Keanu Reeves (of course I'm a big Matrix fan though and he was Neo) but, I think he played the part of tortured soul fantastically.

The movie is a trip. And when asked on the questionnaire what scenes I liked the least, I couldn't think of one. There are only two cinematic views of Hell that I've seen that I've ever liked. The one from "What Dreams May Come" and this one. If that's what Hell will be like, thanks but no thanks Satan, I think that party is for someone else. I'll take Heaven. The paranormal and religious themes were heavy and several of them had the audience jumping like I haven't seen since I saw the re-release of "The Exorcist" in theatres a year or so ago. I wouldn't recommend going into the show expecting to see something along the lines of realism such as "The Exorcist", just see it for the thrill of jumping out of your seat a lot. See it for the humor - most every scene involving John Constantine and a demon in the movie is great, filled with sarcasm like I love - , see it for a good ride, a little suspense - a lot of fun, and a Lucifer, played by Peter Stormare (Lev the Russi an Cosmonaut from Armageddon) that is awesome.

The effects weren't entirely completed, but for most of it...they sure looked like they were. The soundtrack, we were told, was also incomplete but, except for a few instances of the music not fitting the scene, it sounded fine to me.

Overall, the movie was great. Worth the $9 - $10 to see in the theatre for the jolts alone. Just don't bring the kids...

Signing out: fac51m1l3

..:: smile - the future is now ::..



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First!
by Lion Fire
Jun 28th, 2004
03:43:46 AM
Michael Bay's ISLAND project?
by godoffireinhell
Jun 28th, 2004
03:55:03 AM
Whoa I know Kung Fu
by seniormoogle
Jun 28th, 2004
04:13:41 AM
Michael Bay
by Playhouse
Jun 28th, 2004
04:29:24 AM
McG Off Superman
by PrezMike
Jun 28th, 2004
04:54:02 AM
Why are...
by obi12kenobie
Jun 28th, 2004
05:03:02 AM
Gonna be a toughie to call.........
by Big_Bubbaloola
Jun 28th, 2004
05:08:26 AM
kneel before me son of jor-El etc
by Ali786
Jun 28th, 2004
05:41:13 AM
Here's my happiness...please piss on it.
by ChickenGeorgeVII
Jun 28th, 2004
06:11:40 AM
Spiderman > Superman
by Rapmaster C
Jun 28th, 2004
06:24:21 AM
Only a plant would predict box office numers in the first line o
by Cash Bailey
Jun 28th, 2004
06:31:28 AM
I WILL NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE
by eternal76
Jun 28th, 2004
06:58:18 AM
I know that officially they'll write off the last decade and a h
by Regicidal_Maniac
Jun 28th, 2004
07:12:59 AM
Fuuuuuuck!
by Redbox
Jun 28th, 2004
07:27:14 AM
Expected rating on Constantine?
by Sylther
Jun 28th, 2004
07:44:04 AM
It worries me that the first reviewer feels the film needs more
by DannyOcean01
Jun 28th, 2004
08:32:08 AM
Keanu is not Constantine!
by FineEagerSeeker
Jun 28th, 2004
08:59:48 AM
Superman...VIN DIESEL AS LEX LUTHOR?
by The Colonel
Jun 28th, 2004
09:11:41 AM
Seriously
by MaulRat
Jun 28th, 2004
09:26:52 AM
McG news is OOOOLLLLDDD
by jimmy_009
Jun 28th, 2004
09:54:49 AM
Devil's Advocate II: The Heretic
by Marco_Xavier
Jun 28th, 2004
10:13:48 AM
Hrmmm
by Falcon5768
Jun 28th, 2004
10:22:48 AM
One more thing
by Falcon5768
Jun 28th, 2004
10:33:52 AM
Superman doesn't need the likes of Bay or McGee. It needs the he
by TheGinger Twit
Jun 28th, 2004
10:59:59 AM
McG is out of SUPERMAN and Warner's wants to make it a mandate t
by riskebiz
Jun 28th, 2004
11:14:22 AM
I said it once and I'll say it again ..... I'd rather get a sum
by JDanielP
Jun 28th, 2004
11:21:15 AM
Faithful interpretations
by Mafu
Jun 28th, 2004
12:32:28 PM
Questions about the CONSTANTINE comics
by Mister Pink
Jun 28th, 2004
12:39:01 PM
I almost forgot
by Mister Pink
Jun 28th, 2004
12:41:54 PM
Questions...
by Soupreme
Jun 28th, 2004
01:01:54 PM
Superman doesn't need to be a slavish adaptation of the comic bo
by the G-man
Jun 28th, 2004
02:08:12 PM
I am a comic book reader but I NEVER GOT MY HANDS ON A HELLBLAZE
by MrCere
Jun 28th, 2004
02:23:06 PM
Whining about COnstantine not being exactly or anything like Ala
by salamimansam
Jun 28th, 2004
02:30:09 PM
the G-Man
by Soupreme
Jun 28th, 2004
02:31:20 PM
Mafu
by Mundharmonika
Jun 28th, 2004
02:47:14 PM
Go read the story the movie is based on...
by Rein
Jun 28th, 2004
02:59:16 PM
At the risk of sounding stupid...
by vanishing1
Jun 28th, 2004
03:02:16 PM
Nice Statement
by claudox67
Jun 28th, 2004
03:08:58 PM
salamimansam..no no no no
by MrCere
Jun 28th, 2004
03:12:18 PM
I'd probably like it if it weren't called HELLBLAZER!lazer.
by cookylamoo
Jun 28th, 2004
03:14:07 PM
Which superman would they base it on?
by lachface
Jun 28th, 2004
03:19:38 PM
Anyone up for a Dirty Harry remake
by Mundharmonika
Jun 28th, 2004
03:23:01 PM
the Son of Satan?
by lynxpro
Jun 28th, 2004
03:30:08 PM
Or what about spicing 2001: A Space Odissey up a little
by Mundharmonika
Jun 28th, 2004
03:31:04 PM
Michael Bay helming Superman
by lynxpro
Jun 28th, 2004
03:34:41 PM
2001 was great...
by lynxpro
Jun 28th, 2004
03:38:01 PM
It is at the point now...
by Lost Skeleton
Jun 28th, 2004
03:44:20 PM
constantine
by evil_eyes182
Jun 28th, 2004
03:55:03 PM
My familiarity...
by Childe Roland
Jun 28th, 2004
03:57:16 PM
you know, I hope Bay does direct Superman, because I dont give a
by Mr_ant
Jun 28th, 2004
04:01:54 PM
lynxpro, the antichrist is not in the book of Revelation at all
by Mister Pink
Jun 28th, 2004
04:06:32 PM
McG out... hopefully the script is too
by Ivan_Mtl
Jun 28th, 2004
04:07:10 PM
With all the people running amok in the US why can
by Mundharmonika
Jun 28th, 2004
04:13:42 PM
Moviemack - little jackass
by lynxpro
Jun 28th, 2004
04:15:14 PM
Superman
by Terrigen Mist
Jun 28th, 2004
04:17:44 PM
Batman Begins biotching...
by lynxpro
Jun 28th, 2004
04:18:31 PM
MovieMack you are addressing the wrong person, DUMBASS!
by Soupreme
Jun 28th, 2004
04:20:20 PM
Mister Pink
by lynxpro
Jun 28th, 2004
04:20:45 PM
McG would've been the perfect choice to direct Suprman
by NiceMarmot
Jun 28th, 2004
04:22:32 PM
Pink, continuing with that comment
by lynxpro
Jun 28th, 2004
04:25:37 PM
Soupreme
by Mundharmonika
Jun 28th, 2004
04:28:48 PM
Mundharmonika
by lynxpro
Jun 28th, 2004
04:31:58 PM
Constantine
by Darkvisions
Jun 28th, 2004
04:32:23 PM
Moviemack and Katie Holmes
by lynxpro
Jun 28th, 2004
04:37:24 PM
Grow a Brian?
by lynxpro
Jun 28th, 2004
04:38:17 PM
benchpressing
by lynxpro
Jun 28th, 2004
04:40:07 PM
Thanks, Redbox...
by DocPazuzu
Jun 28th, 2004
04:45:13 PM
Dear God please No Michael Bay
by hallmitchell
Jun 28th, 2004
05:10:04 PM
I share Mister Pink's confusion.
by FluffyUnbound
Jun 28th, 2004
05:15:18 PM
lynxpro
by Mister Pink
Jun 28th, 2004
05:18:08 PM
Moviemack...apology accepted...ha! Mundharmonika...shut the fuc
by Soupreme
Jun 28th, 2004
05:23:22 PM
Supes?
by hamo455
Jun 28th, 2004
05:34:32 PM
Moviemack (RE: Batman Begins script)
by JHulkH
Jun 28th, 2004
05:52:39 PM
I'm a tad ignorant on the subject before us, but...
by tango fett
Jun 28th, 2004
06:24:46 PM
McG is a piece of shit
by Darth Schlong
Jun 28th, 2004
06:45:16 PM
Where's the outrage??
by Treadhead
Jun 28th, 2004
06:49:46 PM
MICHAEL BAY?!?!?!?!?!
by scrumdiddly
Jun 28th, 2004
07:01:38 PM
A scoop on Superman
by Silver_Joo
Jun 28th, 2004
07:13:29 PM
A little perspective...
by BiPolarBear
Jun 28th, 2004
07:22:31 PM
Bay.
by CHEWBLACCA
Jun 28th, 2004
07:27:35 PM
Still going for a February 2005 release?
by AlwaysThere
Jun 28th, 2004
08:30:12 PM
Yeah, I'll be sure to grow a "Brian," dipshit.
by Darth Schlong
Jun 28th, 2004
08:31:24 PM
Yeah, I'll be sure to grow a "Brian," dipshit.
by Darth Schlong
Jun 28th, 2004
08:35:02 PM
PLANT!
by Darth Schlong
Jun 28th, 2004
08:35:47 PM
i guess keanu reeves will, from now on, be in films that are sho
by cornstalkwalker
Jun 28th, 2004
08:51:48 PM
Lynxpro, you're 6'2"? Great maybe that'll compensate for your 2
by ComicBookGeek77
Jun 28th, 2004
08:52:28 PM
fac51m1l3 : what did hell look like in the movie? Please tell
by Russman
Jun 28th, 2004
09:22:30 PM
Fuck this movie...it will never get my money...
by DOGSOUP
Jun 28th, 2004
10:17:56 PM
Jesus, Moviemack!
by Mosquito March
Jun 28th, 2004
11:41:21 PM
To everyone else - an offer.
by Mosquito March
Jun 29th, 2004
12:14:18 AM
DAVID BECKHAM = JOHN CONSTANTINE
by Jackson Healy
Jun 29th, 2004
12:30:17 AM
Mosquito March ...
by DarthBakpao
Jun 29th, 2004
01:06:59 AM
Poor Becks has the credentials..........
by proper
Jun 29th, 2004
01:19:36 AM
Superman movie will probably never get made also...
by spectrebeeyatch
Jun 29th, 2004
01:57:24 AM
Liberals win!
by santos kauffman
Jun 29th, 2004
02:03:56 AM
Hey Santos F YOU and the Liberals. Bet you live on the east cost
by Paul Allen Voiq
Jun 29th, 2004
05:12:02 AM
Encouraging News
by Ribbons
Jun 29th, 2004
07:25:48 AM
Moviemack, let's make it fifteen....
by ComicBookGeek77
Jun 29th, 2004
12:43:41 PM
just a little note about David Boreanaz and Batman
by lynxpro
Jun 29th, 2004
02:16:27 PM
Mr. Pink
by lynxpro
Jun 29th, 2004
02:17:48 PM
Moviemackandcheese and ComicBookGeek
by lynxpro
Jun 29th, 2004
02:22:30 PM
superman is an icon!!!!!
by Habrax
Jun 29th, 2004
06:18:06 PM
superman is an icon!!!!!
by Habrax
Jun 29th, 2004
06:20:25 PM
WTF is this guy talking about?
by beamish13
Jun 29th, 2004
08:34:45 PM
never trust directors with names like "McG" or "Kaos"
by beamish13
Jun 29th, 2004
08:37:42 PM
MovieMack
by MaulRat
Jun 29th, 2004
10:32:52 PM
moviemack v. lynxpro!!
by Ribbons
Jun 29th, 2004
11:47:28 PM
Superman film - is it worth bothering?
by Lord_Ganja
Jun 30th, 2004
05:18:13 AM
Lord Ganja
by Ribbons
Jun 30th, 2004
08:16:57 AM
Ribbons
by lynxpro
Jun 30th, 2004
11:40:16 AM
MovieMack
by lynxpro
Jun 30th, 2004
11:52:56 AM
you are an imbletard, Mack
by lynxpro
Jun 30th, 2004
02:50:54 PM
like him or hate him....
by slappy jones
Jun 30th, 2004
11:38:52 PM
Which issues of "Hellblazer" did Alan Moore write?
by Napoleon Park
Jul 1st, 2004
02:57:03 AM
Just a thought
by Manbag
Jul 1st, 2004
05:45:36 PM
When is Hollywood going to learn???
by CocaSodaClassic
Jul 3rd, 2004
01:04:04 PM
r:e
by pickled_daisies
Jul 3rd, 2004
03:31:32 PM

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