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Does CONSTANTINE not suck' Plus a little tidbit on SUPERMAN!!!
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with two positive reviews of CONSTANTINE. I really, really want this movie to rule hard. I'm fairly ignorant of the books, but what I have seen has been outstanding. This could be one helluva cool movie, but that first trailer's not too inspiring. Check out the below reviews for a bit of hope. Plus be sure to check out the tidbit about the current state of SUPERMAN over at WB at the end of the first review!!! Enjoy!!!
Hey guys,
Just got back from a screening of MATRIX 4...uh, I
mean CONSTANTINE. You know, Warner-Bros' Keanu Reeves
starrer based on the DC/VERTIGO comic book with that
trailer featuring a color palette right out of the
Wachowski's movies. It was a pretty funny night. The
audience wasn't sure what movie they were about to
see. A lot of people were hoping it was BLADE 3.
Thank god it wasn't. I never want to see that
convoluted mess again. My source at WB told me it was
CONSTANTINE, and I was there to check out the feature
debut of director Francis Lawrence.
First of all, I have to make full disclosure and admit
that I've never read an issue of HELLBLAZER. I know
the character of John Constantine was created by Alan
Moore, whose other creations haven't gotten the best
Hollywood treatment. I liked, but didn't love, FROM
HELL. I despised the LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY
GENTLEMAN adaptation with a vile hatred. Hopefully
WATCHMEN can soar. But from what I understand,
PUNISHER fave Garth Ennis is the guy who makes the
HELLBLAZER books rock.
The buzz on the CONSTANTINE movie has not been great,
and I think that's more to do with fans of the comic
hearing about departures from the original source
material. Mainly, Keanu Reeve's playing an American
version of the lead character, as opposed to the
British nationality in the comic. Obviously,
Warner-Bros fealt that aside from James Bond movies,
it's hard for American audiences to buy a lead with an
accent (that was admittedly one of the problems with
VAN HELSING, as it lacked Brendan Frasier doing his
best Bruce Willis from DIE HARD imitations). But
let's be honest here, HELLBLAZER isn't an iconic title
like SUPERMAN, BATMAN, SPIDERMAN, X-MEN, etc... And
not every non-iconic comic book adaptation has to be
as faithful as HELLBOY.
Judging this movie as a stand-alone film, it's a
thoroughly entertaining, dark, supernatural
action-thriller. Keanu reeves rebounds from the
MATRIX sequels with a film/character that isn't nearly
as bad-ass or ground-breaking as the first installment
of Wachowski brothers' trilogy, but certainly delivers
some goods. And Francis Lawrence's directorial debut
signals the dawn of film-maker's career whom I think
is going to fast become an A-lister.
I break the story down into three categories:
CONCEPT:
The pitch is a good one. Neither angels nor demons
can enter into the same plane of existence as
humankind: Earth. But half-breeds do dwell on the
planet. And the demonic ones do everything in their
power to influence humans to commit sins: rape,
murder, etc...
MAIN CHARACTER.
John Constantine is our anti-hero. Born with a gift:
the ability to see half-breeds. Unable to cope with
the sights, he tries to commit suicide when he's a
kid. Resuscitated, and still plagued by his visions,
unfortunately he's also now committed a mortal sin
(trying to take his own life) and is destined to go to
hell himself. In an effort to repent and gain entry
to heaven, he dedicates his life to sending demonic
half-breeds back to hell. But, alas, no one upstairs
seems to be opening the gates for him, and his time is
running out as a habbit of smoking ciagarettes has led
to a case of progressive lung cancer. Having become
so infamous, it's said he's the only soul Satan will
come to earth to collect personally
HOOK
After a couple close encounters, John believes there's
pure demons among us, which isn't supposed to be
possible. But he soon finds out it's all the
elaborate plan of the son of Satan, who wants to enter
our plain of existence and bring hell on earth.
Teamed up with a police detective played by Rachel
Weisz, investigating the alleged suicide of her
"psychic" twin sister, they must put a stop to the
anti-christ's evil plan.
OVER-ALL...
The movie I saw tonight, looks like it can rake in
BLADE/BLADE II business: about 70-80 mil @ the B.O.
But some re-shoots and/or re-editing could get it past
100.
So here's my memo to Warner-Bros.
The opening prologue with the "spear of destiny" is a
little lackluster; it needs to be more epic in scope.
The same goes for the introductory scene of
Constantine; we need a better set-piece here with more
action and tension.
The middle lags a bit; but that most definitely can be
tightened up. The third act is actually pretty damn
near great, though it's a bit too little too late; and
please make the scene with the holy water sprinklers
longer!
Back to the second act, I would have liked some more
action set-pieces. Also, Rachel Weisz' character's
presence feels a little forced to me. If she is there
to help propel the investigative/detective work
aspects of the film's thriller angle, then I would
have liked a bit more mystery to be unlocked
consistently throughout as opposed to the clustered
revelation of info that we get pummeled with in a
certain scene involving a "chair". Don't know if that
piece of furniture hails from the original source
material, but the exposition comes off as a bit of a
cop-out in the movie.
At the end of the day, I give this film 3 out of 5
stars. Conceptually, had they hit it out of the park,
this could have been the next MATRIX. But the script
is lacking. The screenplay's structure is there, the
main character's arc is there; I can see why Keanu
honed onto this part as there's a lot of interesting
deconstruction about redemption, his knowing about a
higher power, but not really "believing" or having
"faith". It's the other characters and the fleshing
out of the story that aren't serviced enough.
The real star of the film for me is director Francis
Lawrence. Based on his music videos, I would have
expected him to embark upon a hyper-stylized Tony
Scott/Michael Bay type production. But instead he
seems to be going more of the darker David Fincher
route. Both paths are fine with me to be honest,
though Lawrence's proclivity for the latter says a lot
considering I know him to be absolutely capable of the
prior. In other words, I predict a very bright,
versatile, career of diverse work lies ahead for this
helmer.
Like my Spidey review, please keep my identity a
secret.
P.S. I heard tonight from a WB friend at the
screening, that McG is out of SUPERMAN and Warner's
wants to make it a mandate to get Michael Bay.
Apparently he's looking for something big, as he's
having trouble getting the budget he wants for his
"Island" project at DreamWorks. Apparently part of
the reason Moritz came on-board Supes was that Bay was
attached to direct I AM LEGEND for him and former
partner, HARRY POTTER franchise and WB-based producer
David Heyman. With Adelstein gone from Original, and
Sony having inked a deal with DeLuca (which pissed
Neal off), he and Heyman are mulling re-teaming up.
It doesn't hurt that Neal has close ties to potential
Lex Luthor Vin Diesel and was shooting STEALTH in
Australia, where WB wants to do SUPERMAN. I know for
a fact Neal loves Australia, and he's been trying to
convince studios to shoot a lot of his productions
there. Heyman, like every other producer on the WB
lot, has been trying to get on Supes. Aside from the
Potter films, what's going to put him where Joel
Silver can't get, is his relationship with Neal and
they're combined relationship with Bay.
Michael Bay's name again making the rounds... It's certianly a step up from McG. Hell, I like Bay's blatant flag-waving popcorn entertainment, so we'll see how this comes along. Now for another positive CONSTANTINE review... Bodes well, but I'd like to hear from someone who was familiar with the comics and see their take... Anyway, on with the review!!!
Hey Harry,
Long time reader.
First time sending you a message.
Just got home from a screening of the new Keanu Reeves/Rachel Weiss
flick, Constantine. After the standing in line, seating, and
introduction the movie began, and boy was it a treat.
The opening scene was awesome and left the entire theatre saying
"HOLY SHIT!". Now, I'm a comic reader, however I've never had my
hands on a Hellblazer comic, so I'm not familiar with the story of
John Constantine. However, I didn't get the feeling that I should have
been. If you pay attention, you'll know just who he is. A tortured
soul. Someone that doesn't belong. Someone that has a gift/curse that
he doesn't want. I wouldn't say I'm a huge fan of Keanu Reeves (of
course I'm a big Matrix fan though and he was Neo) but, I think he
played the part of tortured soul fantastically.
The movie is a trip. And when asked on the questionnaire what scenes
I liked the least, I couldn't think of one. There are only two
cinematic views of Hell that I've seen that I've ever liked. The one
from "What Dreams May Come" and this one. If that's what Hell will be
like, thanks but no thanks Satan, I think that party is for someone
else. I'll take Heaven. The paranormal and religious themes were heavy
and several of them had the audience jumping like I haven't seen since
I saw the re-release of "The Exorcist" in theatres a year or so ago. I
wouldn't recommend going into the show expecting to see something
along the lines of realism such as "The Exorcist", just see it for the
thrill of jumping out of your seat a lot. See it for the humor - most
every scene involving John Constantine and a demon in the movie is
great, filled with sarcasm like I love - , see it for a good ride, a
little suspense - a lot of fun, and a Lucifer, played by Peter
Stormare (Lev the Russi an Cosmonaut from Armageddon) that is
awesome.
The effects weren't entirely completed, but for most of it...they sure
looked like they were. The soundtrack, we were told, was also
incomplete but, except for a few instances of the music not fitting
the scene, it sounded fine to me.
Overall, the movie was great. Worth the $9 - $10 to see in the
theatre for the jolts alone. Just don't bring the kids...
Signing out: fac51m1l3
..:: smile - the future is now ::..
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Reader Talkback
First! by Lion Fire | Jun 28th, 2004 03:43:46 AM | Michael Bay's ISLAND project? by godoffireinhell | Jun 28th, 2004 03:55:03 AM | Whoa I know Kung Fu by seniormoogle | Jun 28th, 2004 04:13:41 AM | Michael Bay by Playhouse | Jun 28th, 2004 04:29:24 AM | McG Off Superman by PrezMike | Jun 28th, 2004 04:54:02 AM | Why are... by obi12kenobie | Jun 28th, 2004 05:03:02 AM | Gonna be a toughie to
call......... by Big_Bubbaloola | Jun 28th, 2004 05:08:26 AM | kneel before me son of jor-El
etc by Ali786 | Jun 28th, 2004 05:41:13 AM | Here's my happiness...please
piss on it. by ChickenGeorgeVII | Jun 28th, 2004 06:11:40 AM | Spiderman > Superman by Rapmaster C | Jun 28th, 2004 06:24:21 AM | Only a plant would predict box
office numers in the first
line o by Cash Bailey | Jun 28th, 2004 06:31:28 AM | I WILL NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE by eternal76 | Jun 28th, 2004 06:58:18 AM | I know that officially they'll
write off the last decade and
a h by Regicidal_Maniac | Jun 28th, 2004 07:12:59 AM | Fuuuuuuck! by Redbox | Jun 28th, 2004 07:27:14 AM | Expected rating on
Constantine? by Sylther | Jun 28th, 2004 07:44:04 AM | It worries me that the first
reviewer feels the film needs
more by DannyOcean01 | Jun 28th, 2004 08:32:08 AM | Keanu is not Constantine! by FineEagerSeeker | Jun 28th, 2004 08:59:48 AM | Superman...VIN DIESEL AS LEX
LUTHOR? by The Colonel | Jun 28th, 2004 09:11:41 AM | Seriously by MaulRat | Jun 28th, 2004 09:26:52 AM | McG news is OOOOLLLLDDD by jimmy_009 | Jun 28th, 2004 09:54:49 AM | Devil's Advocate II: The
Heretic by Marco_Xavier | Jun 28th, 2004 10:13:48 AM | Hrmmm by Falcon5768 | Jun 28th, 2004 10:22:48 AM | One more thing by Falcon5768 | Jun 28th, 2004 10:33:52 AM | Superman doesn't need the
likes of Bay or McGee. It
needs the he by TheGinger Twit | Jun 28th, 2004 10:59:59 AM | McG is out of SUPERMAN and
Warner's wants to make it a
mandate t by riskebiz | Jun 28th, 2004 11:14:22 AM | I said it once and I'll say it
again ..... I'd rather get a
sum by JDanielP | Jun 28th, 2004 11:21:15 AM | Faithful interpretations by Mafu | Jun 28th, 2004 12:32:28 PM | Questions about the
CONSTANTINE comics by Mister Pink | Jun 28th, 2004 12:39:01 PM | I almost forgot by Mister Pink | Jun 28th, 2004 12:41:54 PM | Questions... by Soupreme | Jun 28th, 2004 01:01:54 PM | Superman doesn't need to be a
slavish adaptation of the
comic bo by the G-man | Jun 28th, 2004 02:08:12 PM | I am a comic book reader but I
NEVER GOT MY HANDS ON A
HELLBLAZE by MrCere | Jun 28th, 2004 02:23:06 PM | Whining about COnstantine not
being exactly or anything like
Ala by salamimansam | Jun 28th, 2004 02:30:09 PM | the G-Man by Soupreme | Jun 28th, 2004 02:31:20 PM | Mafu by Mundharmonika | Jun 28th, 2004 02:47:14 PM | Go read the story the movie is
based on... by Rein | Jun 28th, 2004 02:59:16 PM | At the risk of sounding
stupid... by vanishing1 | Jun 28th, 2004 03:02:16 PM | Nice Statement by claudox67 | Jun 28th, 2004 03:08:58 PM | salamimansam..no no no no by MrCere | Jun 28th, 2004 03:12:18 PM | I'd probably like it if it
weren't called
HELLBLAZER!lazer. by cookylamoo | Jun 28th, 2004 03:14:07 PM | Which superman would they base
it on? by lachface | Jun 28th, 2004 03:19:38 PM | Anyone up for a Dirty Harry
remake by Mundharmonika | Jun 28th, 2004 03:23:01 PM | the Son of Satan? by lynxpro | Jun 28th, 2004 03:30:08 PM | Or what about spicing 2001: A
Space Odissey up a little by Mundharmonika | Jun 28th, 2004 03:31:04 PM | Michael Bay helming Superman by lynxpro | Jun 28th, 2004 03:34:41 PM | 2001 was great... by lynxpro | Jun 28th, 2004 03:38:01 PM | It is at the point now... by Lost Skeleton | Jun 28th, 2004 03:44:20 PM | constantine by evil_eyes182 | Jun 28th, 2004 03:55:03 PM | My familiarity... by Childe Roland | Jun 28th, 2004 03:57:16 PM | you know, I hope Bay does
direct Superman, because I
dont give a by Mr_ant | Jun 28th, 2004 04:01:54 PM | lynxpro, the antichrist is not
in the book of Revelation at
all by Mister Pink | Jun 28th, 2004 04:06:32 PM | McG out... hopefully the
script is too by Ivan_Mtl | Jun 28th, 2004 04:07:10 PM | With all the people running
amok in the US why can by Mundharmonika | Jun 28th, 2004 04:13:42 PM | Moviemack - little jackass by lynxpro | Jun 28th, 2004 04:15:14 PM | Superman by Terrigen Mist | Jun 28th, 2004 04:17:44 PM | Batman Begins biotching... by lynxpro | Jun 28th, 2004 04:18:31 PM | MovieMack you are addressing
the wrong person, DUMBASS! by Soupreme | Jun 28th, 2004 04:20:20 PM | Mister Pink by lynxpro | Jun 28th, 2004 04:20:45 PM | McG would've been the perfect
choice to direct Suprman by NiceMarmot | Jun 28th, 2004 04:22:32 PM | Pink, continuing with that
comment by lynxpro | Jun 28th, 2004 04:25:37 PM | Soupreme by Mundharmonika | Jun 28th, 2004 04:28:48 PM | Mundharmonika by lynxpro | Jun 28th, 2004 04:31:58 PM | Constantine by Darkvisions | Jun 28th, 2004 04:32:23 PM | Moviemack and Katie Holmes by lynxpro | Jun 28th, 2004 04:37:24 PM | Grow a Brian? by lynxpro | Jun 28th, 2004 04:38:17 PM | benchpressing by lynxpro | Jun 28th, 2004 04:40:07 PM | Thanks, Redbox... by DocPazuzu | Jun 28th, 2004 04:45:13 PM | Dear God please No Michael Bay by hallmitchell | Jun 28th, 2004 05:10:04 PM | I share Mister Pink's
confusion. by FluffyUnbound | Jun 28th, 2004 05:15:18 PM | lynxpro by Mister Pink | Jun 28th, 2004 05:18:08 PM | Moviemack...apology
accepted...ha!
Mundharmonika...shut the fuc by Soupreme | Jun 28th, 2004 05:23:22 PM | Supes? by hamo455 | Jun 28th, 2004 05:34:32 PM | Moviemack (RE: Batman Begins
script) by JHulkH | Jun 28th, 2004 05:52:39 PM | I'm a tad ignorant on the
subject before us, but... by tango fett | Jun 28th, 2004 06:24:46 PM | McG is a piece of shit by Darth Schlong | Jun 28th, 2004 06:45:16 PM | Where's the outrage?? by Treadhead | Jun 28th, 2004 06:49:46 PM | MICHAEL BAY?!?!?!?!?! by scrumdiddly | Jun 28th, 2004 07:01:38 PM | A scoop on Superman by Silver_Joo | Jun 28th, 2004 07:13:29 PM | A little perspective... by BiPolarBear | Jun 28th, 2004 07:22:31 PM | Bay. by CHEWBLACCA | Jun 28th, 2004 07:27:35 PM | Still going for a February
2005 release? by AlwaysThere | Jun 28th, 2004 08:30:12 PM | Yeah, I'll be sure to grow a
"Brian," dipshit. by Darth Schlong | Jun 28th, 2004 08:31:24 PM | Yeah, I'll be sure to grow a
"Brian," dipshit. by Darth Schlong | Jun 28th, 2004 08:35:02 PM | PLANT! by Darth Schlong | Jun 28th, 2004 08:35:47 PM | i guess keanu reeves will,
from now on, be in films that
are sho by cornstalkwalker | Jun 28th, 2004 08:51:48 PM | Lynxpro, you're 6'2"? Great
maybe that'll compensate for
your 2 by ComicBookGeek77 | Jun 28th, 2004 08:52:28 PM | fac51m1l3 : what did hell
look like in the movie?
Please tell by Russman | Jun 28th, 2004 09:22:30 PM | Fuck this movie...it will
never get my money... by DOGSOUP | Jun 28th, 2004 10:17:56 PM | Jesus, Moviemack! by Mosquito March | Jun 28th, 2004 11:41:21 PM | To everyone else - an offer. by Mosquito March | Jun 29th, 2004 12:14:18 AM | DAVID BECKHAM = JOHN
CONSTANTINE by Jackson Healy | Jun 29th, 2004 12:30:17 AM | Mosquito March ... by DarthBakpao | Jun 29th, 2004 01:06:59 AM | Poor Becks has the
credentials.......... by proper | Jun 29th, 2004 01:19:36 AM | Superman movie will probably
never get made also... by spectrebeeyatch | Jun 29th, 2004 01:57:24 AM | Liberals win! by santos kauffman | Jun 29th, 2004 02:03:56 AM | Hey Santos F YOU and the
Liberals. Bet you live on the
east cost by Paul Allen Voiq | Jun 29th, 2004 05:12:02 AM | Encouraging News by Ribbons | Jun 29th, 2004 07:25:48 AM | Moviemack, let's make it
fifteen.... by ComicBookGeek77 | Jun 29th, 2004 12:43:41 PM | just a little note about David
Boreanaz and Batman by lynxpro | Jun 29th, 2004 02:16:27 PM | Mr. Pink by lynxpro | Jun 29th, 2004 02:17:48 PM | Moviemackandcheese and
ComicBookGeek by lynxpro | Jun 29th, 2004 02:22:30 PM | superman is an icon!!!!! by Habrax | Jun 29th, 2004 06:18:06 PM | superman is an icon!!!!! by Habrax | Jun 29th, 2004 06:20:25 PM | WTF is this guy talking about? by beamish13 | Jun 29th, 2004 08:34:45 PM | never trust directors with
names like "McG" or "Kaos" by beamish13 | Jun 29th, 2004 08:37:42 PM | MovieMack by MaulRat | Jun 29th, 2004 10:32:52 PM | moviemack v. lynxpro!! by Ribbons | Jun 29th, 2004 11:47:28 PM | Superman film - is it worth
bothering? by Lord_Ganja | Jun 30th, 2004 05:18:13 AM | Lord Ganja by Ribbons | Jun 30th, 2004 08:16:57 AM | Ribbons by lynxpro | Jun 30th, 2004 11:40:16 AM | MovieMack by lynxpro | Jun 30th, 2004 11:52:56 AM | you are an imbletard, Mack by lynxpro | Jun 30th, 2004 02:50:54 PM | like him or hate him.... by slappy jones | Jun 30th, 2004 11:38:52 PM | Which issues of "Hellblazer"
did Alan Moore write? by Napoleon Park | Jul 1st, 2004 02:57:03 AM | Just a thought by Manbag | Jul 1st, 2004 05:45:36 PM | When is Hollywood going to
learn??? by CocaSodaClassic | Jul 3rd, 2004 01:04:04 PM | r:e by pickled_daisies | Jul 3rd, 2004 03:31:32 PM |
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