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One of the Greatest Film Images Of All Time! Staggeringly Awesome!

Hey folks, Harry here... now the following image will do one of two things to you. It will either give you a kaiju erection large enough to destroy downtown Chicago with a might hip twist... OR... You have no soul and occupy that body of yours like the metallic slug creatures from DESTROY ALL MONSTERS - with fake inhuman smiles and yet are false through and through, scared of the dark cold places to which you'll inevitably find yourself spending eternity.







The image came to me from Matthew of MonsterIslandMedia.Com - a man who has obviously dedicated himself like monks in the dark ages copying by hand the word of god upon illuminated pages... now he details the images and words of GODZILLA! Yes... we each have a higher calling, but Matthew has the highest!

TOHO is so giving GODZILLA the right send off... by combining the fantastically cool visual talent and inventiveness of Ryuhei Kitamura (VERSUS, AZUMI) with the largest budget and most audacious line up of monsters in the history of Kaiju Cinema... well - it is my prediction that this film will destroy BEN HUR and RETURN OF THE KING's Oscar Record and sweep up 12! This is obviously the greatest film of all time... How do I know? Well, the premiere of the movie in Japan is on DECEMBER 11TH... My Birthday! This can not be a happenstance... it means cosmic things! It means greatness! It means canceling Butt-Numb-A-Thon and flying to Tokyo! It means joining a Kaiju Kult! As Weird Al once said, "This Means Something!"

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by ZeedarTeretz
May 25th, 2004
05:35:34 AM
Second and has Harry got his head screwed on or what?
by Mendes
May 25th, 2004
05:42:53 AM
Thanks Harry
by RobinP
May 25th, 2004
05:44:04 AM
IN DEED ;)
by Wyrdy the Gerbil
May 25th, 2004
05:54:55 AM
Yeah it's ok... not the greatest. Funny, even with todays wizban
by TheGinger Twit
May 25th, 2004
05:55:04 AM
You're kidding right?!?!
by morty67
May 25th, 2004
06:04:34 AM
headgeek, you forgot Godzilla sinking Titanic
by FD Resurrected
May 25th, 2004
06:07:19 AM
Fat guys are the new cool, pt 3.
by BurnHollywood
May 25th, 2004
06:19:01 AM
DID HE FART???
by JDanielP
May 25th, 2004
06:49:17 AM
I guess that's what happens after he eats the local Taco Bell.
by JDanielP
May 25th, 2004
06:52:07 AM
Wow..it looks killer!
by Jon E Cin
May 25th, 2004
07:13:05 AM
farting dude in a rubber suit is the greatest visual of all time
by Windowlicker74
May 25th, 2004
07:18:28 AM
GREAT BUT-- WHAT IS IT?
by jmtoyzilla
May 25th, 2004
07:24:47 AM
wow, Harry, that is a cool image.
by The Killer-Goat
May 25th, 2004
07:41:01 AM
biggest ..dino-fart.... ever...
by machine_05
May 25th, 2004
07:58:34 AM
New York
by RenoNevada2000
May 25th, 2004
08:19:04 AM
But will it be better than Godzilla X Mechagodzilla?
by ninjrk-nit
May 25th, 2004
09:33:09 AM
So Godzilla had all those missing WMDs, makes sense.
by Regicidal_Maniac
May 25th, 2004
11:11:21 AM
Holy Mother of God that's sugoi.
by robogeek.com
May 25th, 2004
12:36:54 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY GET A NEW FUCKING SERV
by MOSDEF
May 25th, 2004
01:28:28 PM
that was REALLY disappointing
by The Real McCoy
May 25th, 2004
03:41:20 PM
Ryuhei Kitamura sucks
by Doc_McCoy
May 25th, 2004
04:07:16 PM
"Take that, you dinosaur!"
by NiceMarmot
May 25th, 2004
04:17:51 PM
Must. Have. More. Info
by lukeprog
May 25th, 2004
05:51:06 PM
Is that a photo of a nuked Japan? I'm surprised the Japanese wo
by FrankDrebin
May 26th, 2004
01:33:10 AM
I still say TOHO should've went with my idea and had Gojira figh
by StoneMonkey
May 26th, 2004
03:32:32 AM
Wha-? No! I can't believe this!!!
by Blue_Demon
May 26th, 2004
08:29:19 AM
"This means nothing"
by ATARI
May 26th, 2004
08:55:48 AM
Well at least Harry stop yelling "MAN IN SUIT" now.
by NUKE MAYHEM
May 26th, 2004
07:49:52 PM
www.godzilla.co.jp
by bboy
May 26th, 2004
09:11:43 PM
Oh Crap!
by Ktak
May 27th, 2004
12:51:32 AM
Land Of The Freeze-Dried Gozilla Farts (a song by Fishbone)
by spacemystery
May 27th, 2004
03:43:43 AM
Why does Japan always rebuild when they know Godzilla is just go
by Tall_Boy
May 27th, 2004
04:02:27 AM
allright then...
by claudox67
May 27th, 2004
06:26:51 AM
Cool...
by radio1_mike
May 27th, 2004
10:18:43 PM

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