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HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN review

Past couple of weeks of film going have been fairly lackluster. I liked TROY – but didn’t love it. Felt the changes regarding who lived and died, the fate of Paris and Helen and a score that kinda just left me a tad annoyed, took the joy out of seeing an epic film done on a grand scale… I missed the Gods, I missed the mythology of it. Having cynical characters using the myths of Gods and “signs” to motivate others may be what we think of these ideas today, but for me… when I read the classics – the Gods were alive and real. Also… there’s just something about changing multi-millennia-aged stories for Hollywood Happy Endings that just kinda pisses me off.

Then earlier this week I saw SHREK 2, which I thought was fun, but ultimately unsatisfying. Puss and the Gingerbread Man rule the earth… but Shrek and Donkey and Fiona… Well, they annoyed the hell out of me. I didn’t really care for them, and could feel myself brighten everytime Antonio’s Pussy purred a line, or feigned innocence over a …. Well you know. However, most of the film felt like a series of loosely connected skits without a story that I cared about. Maybe, it’s that instead of having Shrek and Fiona ever have a scene of them in love, sharing dreams and thoughts… and the wispy notions of love for one another… they always defuse any and all scenes with the cheap and tawdry easy joke, as a result… I never care about the greater story. It’s enjoyable. I liked the movie, but it isn’t the whole ball of wax.

Like VAN HELSING – I had a blast with the 9 year old monster wet dream of Stephen Sommers, but fully acknowledge that I wish to god he knew how to slow down, and let a scene just play. Stop playing a million things going on at once and simplify the action. Just because the Computer can make more independent elements moving in a scene… doesn’t mean you move them. Sometimes, simplicity is the most beautiful thing of all… Magic can be unleashed with the slightest little effort of the upturned palm… ahem Mr Elfman, pardon me.

That’s my way of leading into the first genuinely great Summer 2004 film.

Alfonso Cuaron’s HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN.

In a magic world of real magic, it’s the little things that could be done that terrify, dazzle and enchant. Combining the magic of the really real, the nearly real and power of pixels, Cuaron brings to life J. K. Rowling’s Harry Potter in a way we have yet to see fully before.

I’ve liked the Columbus “Potter” flicks, but that muggle family that Harry lives with at the beginning in his films were always overbearing to the level of cartoonish. In Cuaron’s film, it’s the same actors… playing a scene that seems very much like the scenes we’d seen in the previous two Potter pics, but there’s something else here. There is fear. This muggle family, they’re not mean for mean’s sake, they’re terrified of Harry. He’s something they don’t understand, he can ruin their lives with a scowl, they reason that they must treat him as beneath them, because… if they dare let on with their fear… He would lord over them, rule them… it’s the fear of absolute power. And at the beginning of this film, you see that abuse of power come in play. In a way, it reminded me of that Twilight Zone episode, that Dante did for the film… the one where the boy could do whatever he imagined, and the family that he was forcing to care for him. Harry Potter isn’t a safe kid to be around, he has too much going on inside him, an awful lot of pain and he can explode… anyone he wants.

This opening creates a genuine tone shift from the absurd, to the oh so real. This is an element that is continued with regular clothing and more honest emotional moments. There’s a scene between David Thewlis’ Professor Lupin and Harry on this gabled bridge at Hogwart’s, that really touched me. It wasn’t played broadly, but sweetly. In Thewlis’ face you saw such affection for Harry’s parents, while Potter had his back to Lupin, we could see the sadness upon his… Hearing about his parents, hearing how loved they were is so wonderful, yet painful at the same time. He can only know them through the words of others… cryptic descriptions about eyes and faces… of natures and laughs. He’s truly an orphan in this world where everyone knows his story, but him. There’s such a haunt about Harry… I love it. Daniel Radcliffe is fantastic in this edition!

Then there’s Weasley and Hermione. Rupert Grint’s comic-timing and face reminds me in an odd way of a young “DEAD END” Huntz Hall… a pug-ish Skid row kid that’s always the butt of the jokes… be they by others or simply the joke of existence itself. He’s a warm heart, a great friend and he is the perfect release valve for the frightening. He defuses a scene effortlessly and that is true magic. Then there’s young Emma Watson. Every now and again you see an actress so young and gifted that she makes one take pause. As she continues to mature in this series, I think there will be not a single boy or adult male that doesn’t have a schoolboy crush on her. She’ll punch a prick in the prow, she’ll turn back the ages and work wonders for the sake of her friends. She’s thankless and gifted. She’s a miniature adolescent Grace Kelly on a series of REAR WINDOW adventures and one can’t help but envy the boy with the cast on his leg exasperated by her every entrance, statement and movement. She is a lady of the highest order. And the scene between Emma Thompson’s aloof Professor Trelawney and herself – is such a cold bitch of a scene. I feel like we missed a moment after that. I’m not sure what, but having not read the book, I just sense there was a moment between Ron and her after that scene that explains their outing together alone at the Shrieking Shack.

Next – let’s talk about magic. I love the universe of this series, and know that the glorious day that I finally crack open these tomes and discover the nuanced telling of the tale by type, that I’m in for a very wonderful treat indeed. When Harry first arrives at the Leaky Cauldron… watch the busboy cleaning a table, that’s magic, it’s the effortless style with which magic is unleashed here… a flourish of a rag, the twist of a wrist… As Lugosi might’ve said, “You must be Hungarian,” indeed. Then there’s the creeps that crawl in on Harry… the fear of Sirius Black… just a constant reinforcement of his treachery, his powers and his intent. The concern from all involved, the way he seems to just come and go… at will and unseen. Waiting for the moment to strike. When you see all the magical safeguards… the Dementors and their whole wispy willies sensation they give as the air chills and the dew cracks as new borne ice. The cold portent of something foreboding coming. It’s priceless. Really great magic. Then there’s that Hippogriff, possibly my favorite critter, oddly it isn't ILM, but rather the brilliant work of Framestore CFC. The combination of the animatronic and the pixels… it soars and glides and feels real. It has moments of stillness, of calm… it isn’t constantly hopped up on speckled eggs and doing the standard erratic C.G. freak out, look at me deal. The Hippogriff is calm and cool and everyone would want one, truly a magical creature.

Then there’s what Cuaron has done with John Williams… it seems that he’s pushed Johnny Williams into more experimental and antiquated instrumentations… It feels less LONDON PHILHARMONIC, and more chamber-music-ish, in fact much of the music feels like the light sounds creaking from the corner speakers whilst reading a volume of forgotten lore… this is of course the music to hear in a magic castle with ghosts wandering the halls in plain sight, with black hell hounds on the prowl and werewolves howling in the distance. This is the source inspiration for some great Williams’ phrasings and my favorite score of his since CATCH ME IF YOU CAN.

The work by Gary Oldman is superb, but I'll leave that for you to discover, same with that of Michael Gambon, who plays Dumbledore as less of a wiley old fool, and more of a mysterious and curious force in Harry's life, someone very sure of what is going on. His little speech about letting the children dream was priceless.

Lastly, we have Alfonso Cuaron. Throughout the film, he startled me with cinematic devices, emotional directions and stylistic flourishes. Perhaps my favorite is his CG Werewolf… the limbs elongated like some hauntingly beautiful lupine Lynne Ward-like creature had he ever carved one. It’s unlike any creature I’ve seen – yet there’s something in its eyes that I believe. It may not be particularly real, but then… it isn’t real, right?

Cuaron really has such a light touch to this story, in the end it all feels so easy, so elegant and so effortless that I was left with a goofy smile and a dream as I heard the final incantation before the light last left the projector and I was returned to my theater. He understands magic more purely than anyone I’m watching make films today. The misdirection, the naughty nature of it and finally the pure joy of magic… it’s all here, thanks to the greatest wizard to help Harry along his quest for whatever it may eventually be.

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by IncredibleYoda
May 23rd, 2004
09:25:17 PM
Sounds groovy.
by Uncle_Les
May 23rd, 2004
09:26:50 PM
This film
by BirdMnJr
May 23rd, 2004
09:27:46 PM
Can't Wait
by Thom_Kallor
May 23rd, 2004
09:27:55 PM
Can't wait...
by PiratedTV
May 23rd, 2004
09:28:18 PM
I'll give it a try
by Lazarus Long
May 23rd, 2004
09:29:14 PM
GEORGE W BUSH IS A COCKSUCKER
by Darth Philbin
May 23rd, 2004
09:54:33 PM
Saw it today, too.
by erik_a
May 23rd, 2004
10:02:20 PM
Glad Harry liked it. Dude, you're gonna love #4.
by Tall_Boy
May 23rd, 2004
10:17:26 PM

by Sharpel007
May 23rd, 2004
10:26:04 PM
Hey, Harry flipped on a movie. How shocking.
by I Dunno
May 23rd, 2004
10:41:46 PM
The 9 year old theory.
by proper
May 23rd, 2004
10:44:17 PM
"My favorite John Williams score since Catch Me If You Can"
by Osmosis Jones
May 23rd, 2004
10:47:45 PM
Hey Harry, what happened to all the old guard?
by Stormin
May 23rd, 2004
10:48:24 PM
Thanks Darth but I'll take my political advise from someone who
by I Dunno
May 23rd, 2004
10:48:30 PM
I dunno
by Darth Philbin
May 23rd, 2004
11:22:07 PM
Harry Potter vs. Darth Philbin
by zacdilone
May 23rd, 2004
11:30:24 PM
unngh, that's sick! isn't emma watson like 13?
by microwavable?
May 24th, 2004
12:35:21 AM
umm....
by ReDWasK
May 24th, 2004
12:53:36 AM
Love
by KneelBeforeZod
May 24th, 2004
01:37:02 AM
Tall Boy is right about the books
by FelatioHornblowr
May 24th, 2004
01:43:22 AM
Can't wait for the flick...
by Snow Is Fun
May 24th, 2004
01:48:03 AM
Ahem: DON'T TELL HARRY TO READ THE BOOKS. IT'S HIS CHOICE, YOU F
by Ribbons
May 24th, 2004
01:54:22 AM
Goblet of Fire Cuts
by JackBristow
May 24th, 2004
02:18:16 AM
This new guy as Dumbledore...
by kobain
May 24th, 2004
02:24:47 AM
Order of the Phoenix
by JackBristow
May 24th, 2004
02:25:23 AM
twenty eighth
by cornstalkwalker
May 24th, 2004
03:11:05 AM
Jack Bristow (MORE SPOILERS)
by Ribbons
May 24th, 2004
03:20:29 AM
Is anyone hoping that they won't split GOF?
by magusreno
May 24th, 2004
03:43:01 AM
PUT THE HARRY POTTER FILMS BACK AT XMAS!
by AtomicHyperbole
May 24th, 2004
03:56:19 AM
Why Harry really liked the movie
by ProfessorChaos
May 24th, 2004
04:28:35 AM
Order of the Pheonix slag
by Tall_Boy
May 24th, 2004
04:35:55 AM
A bit of madness in Dumbledore = Sir Micheal Gambon
by Gabba-UK
May 24th, 2004
04:58:02 AM
Elfman reference
by talbuckin
May 24th, 2004
05:21:03 AM
What in God's name was that?
by DannyOcean01
May 24th, 2004
06:56:07 AM
Harry is a hard one to pin down..loves Van Helsing.dissapointed
by Jon E Cin
May 24th, 2004
07:03:31 AM
Marvellous
by logansden
May 24th, 2004
07:09:56 AM
Looking forward to this...
by nottoo
May 24th, 2004
08:13:57 AM
I can't trust these reviews anymore....
by bobby_horsepower
May 24th, 2004
12:08:08 PM
Movies better than the books? Don't think so.
by minderbinder
May 24th, 2004
04:38:27 PM
What kind of PoA review doesn't mention Snape, anyway?
by hedgie_yozh
May 24th, 2004
10:59:51 PM
Oh god.....
by one9deuce
May 25th, 2004
12:41:10 AM
I'm not listening, I'm not listening
by fokke
May 25th, 2004
02:19:18 AM
hermoine's lohan juggz
by DaShiz
May 25th, 2004
02:31:41 AM
AtomicHyperbole...
by James_O'Nasty
May 25th, 2004
04:15:20 AM
Sounds great and everything, really looking forward to this, but
by drakeavenue
May 25th, 2004
04:33:22 AM
The Potter "books" give illiterate halfwits a chance to say "I r
by SalvatoreGravano
May 25th, 2004
04:52:55 AM
I have read Joyce, asshole.
by Rain_Dog
May 25th, 2004
05:13:00 AM
Here we go again
by ROBE
May 25th, 2004
05:55:10 AM
Hermione
by Itchy
May 25th, 2004
07:21:11 AM
Don't worry, starting with Goblet of Fire the movies will be bac
by ExcaliburFfolkes
May 25th, 2004
08:32:35 AM
Don't worry, starting with Goblet of Fire the movies will be bac
by ExcaliburFfolkes
May 25th, 2004
08:32:37 AM
GadZookss said it before I could...
by Bart of Darkness
May 25th, 2004
11:20:11 AM
bobby_horsepower is absoloutely right..
by Rob_Graves
May 25th, 2004
03:51:41 PM
hermione
by cybertank
May 25th, 2004
08:31:12 PM
freakin' pervs
by greyspecter
May 25th, 2004
11:06:56 PM
anybody...
by rex_dart
May 25th, 2004
11:15:39 PM
Excited!!!
by faerieprincess
May 25th, 2004
11:32:34 PM
Hopefully they won't cut too much out of Goblet of Fire when the
by ExcaliburFfolkes
May 26th, 2004
01:27:31 AM
Faireprincess, I agree replacing the original kids would be a gi
by ExcaliburFfolkes
May 26th, 2004
01:44:01 AM
Everyone take a drink, Harry reminded us AGAIN he hasn't read th
by SexyBeast
May 26th, 2004
01:59:40 AM
Excellent review.
by AnnoyYou
May 26th, 2004
02:25:09 AM
HP VH & Troy
by 900LBGorilla
May 26th, 2004
02:29:39 AM
They should break Goblet of Fire up into two movies
by SexyBeast
May 26th, 2004
02:02:33 PM
Harry Potter 3 Sucks Ass
by BobbyCaustic
May 31st, 2004
03:35:39 PM
His name is LYND Ward, Harry...
by Bologna Kids
Jun 2nd, 2004
10:39:50 PM
"Perhaps my favorite is his CG Werewolf"
by DarthCorleone
Jun 3rd, 2004
04:59:36 PM
Harry Potter saga needs Chris Columbus
by kev_uk
Jun 3rd, 2004
06:14:24 PM
This film is a f*cking masterpiece
by Reverendz
Jun 4th, 2004
06:11:23 AM
from the UK
by kiwiUK
Jun 4th, 2004
06:10:02 PM
BobbyCaustic
by Confabulat
Jun 4th, 2004
07:15:14 PM
Compressed Potter
by iactive1
Jun 4th, 2004
09:33:53 PM
Why I love this movie
by BDT
Jun 4th, 2004
09:45:29 PM
Oh...and the Painting ....
by BDT
Jun 4th, 2004
10:18:49 PM
BDT -- re: Sir Cadogan
by SmarkJobber
Jun 4th, 2004
11:00:03 PM
At a movie every 2 years, Harry is gonna be looking a bit long
by Lezbo Milk
Jun 5th, 2004
02:10:28 AM
To all of the Self-Righteous reviewers here
by Dakryn
Jun 5th, 2004
02:18:47 PM
What a Disappointment
by KingCobra
Jun 5th, 2004
03:43:26 PM
My only 2 problems with the new Potter....
by trafficguy2000
Jun 5th, 2004
04:14:49 PM
Cuaron & SmarkJobber
by BDT
Jun 6th, 2004
10:18:33 AM
Short and hurried, though last 30 minutes were good
by arbour
Jun 6th, 2004
10:55:46 AM
"Prisoner of Azkaban" as a FILM is outstanding and positions the
by NotchJohnson
Jun 6th, 2004
05:45:38 PM
Im tired of critics citing that those who like the book more ca
by braine
Jun 6th, 2004
06:24:04 PM
Azkaban is the best so far...
by apw100
Jun 6th, 2004
11:18:30 PM
Kirk , Spock , McCoy
by ekr1701
Jun 7th, 2004
03:34:01 AM
MuggleFucker
by Bananas
Jun 8th, 2004
03:32:00 AM
talking back? no, please agree.
by BobbyCaustic
Jun 8th, 2004
08:06:20 PM
Hippogriff
by The Jailer
Jun 10th, 2004
08:35:25 AM
Harry Potter
by Tigereye
Jun 11th, 2004
05:53:35 AM
Alfonso is Shite
by fevriul
Jun 12th, 2004
07:56:54 AM
disappointing movie
by hogieBENpeirogie
Jun 12th, 2004
02:30:20 PM
BobbyCaustic is right
by Nowanda
Jun 15th, 2004
10:52:40 PM
My review - disapointed, stick to the book
by BeesKnees
Jun 17th, 2004
04:27:25 AM
Columbus? FUCK THAT.
by 3rdrate
Jun 17th, 2004
04:48:28 PM
Chris Columbus! How about Steven Spielberg?
by Maleyj1
Jun 19th, 2004
10:36:17 AM
IMPLIED SEX IN ENDING CREDITS?? CLICK HERE . . .
by 81666
Jun 23rd, 2004
05:14:06 AM
I never expected HARRY POTTER 3 to be one of the best movies of
by Spacesheik
Dec 17th, 2004
10:23:02 AM
This movie is a classic why oh why didn't Alfonso come back??
by supercowbell5THECOWBELLHASSPOK EN
Nov 16th, 2009
01:23:17 AM

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