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KING KONG Tidbits from Casting!

Hey folks, Harry here - a special tailender from up in New York provided me with a treat of info so I figured I'd pass it along. Turns out that KING KONG is entering the serious casting phase of things and currently they're looking to cast 4 parts. Now, there's no telling how big these parts will end up, or if these are characters that will be throughout the film at the same level as Ann Darrow, Jack Driscoll and Carl Denham... but, it gives us a tidbit of insight into what Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh and the Queen of the Geeks is up to.

The first new character will be called WALT - he'll be in his mid-twenties to early thirties. He's a writer that has been making his living writing travelogues for newsreels which used to run before or between movies back in the early days. He's a vivid writer that describes the mysterious distant locales far beyond most Thirties Americans' experiences, though he's never set foot out of depression era New York City. He thought he had signed on to write a serious documentary about the Simalungun tribes of Sumatra, but instead finds himself doing a B-picture of intrigue and pulpy romance. He's a studious fellow that is quite aware of his own limitations, but finds himself "Funny, kind-hearted and actually, quite brave."

The next new character is FRANK - he's between thirty and forty and is a "wily" Production Manager - a guy that makes it up as he goes along. He buys into Denham's idea to dupe the Studio and shoot a feature film in place of another documentary, which they were hired for. He's a bigger than life fireball personality. He dreams of being a part of something gigantic and exciting which will earn him fame and esteem.

The audition scene between WALT and FRANK is one created for the audition, and not actual script pages, but it is a scene in which Frank convinces Walt to join the plan to make a narrative feature instead of a documentary. After Frank tells Walt they need a title for their narrative film like "The Ravaging Islands" Walt protests with: "No, no no! They gave us money to make a news reel.. Movie-tone gave us that money to make-" Frank then interupts with, "PULP! That's what they want to see, Walt - cleavage and a little rough stuff." Walt still protesting, "Someone's going to pay us, Frank... They're actually giving us money! This is our chance -" Frank answers with a low voice, "Chance? You make your own chances in this world, Walt." Frank continues pouring on the charm, "Com'n 'we've got the boat, we've got the girl - the cameras - we've got everything we need." As Walt is softening, Frank continues to himself, "All we gotta do is find the pygmies."

Then we have HERB, who falls somewhere between thirty and fifty. He's a trusting big-hearted fella, who happens to be Denham and The Captain's long term cameraman. It also seems he has one false leg. In the audition papers he has a very funny/serious encounter with a giant Axoltol. But you must remember that this information is just coming off audition sides which are almost always made especially for audition purposes with nearly all information aside from that directly related to playing the character in question, being false, but indicative of the type of emotional range that Peter is looking to see come out of the audition tapes. That being said - the sides for HERB/CAPTAIN are very action orientated with humor mixed in. But more on that after I talk about the captain.

Lastly there is the Captain, who is around 45-65 - there really isn't any information about his background or character at this point, but in this scene - which was meant to play beats that may be similar to what the character is asked to do in the film - he forces a character to go down the throat of a dead Axolotl after the camera which has footage of the Giant Gorilla on it. In case this scene ends up in the film, I don't want to spoil it, but it's pretty damn funny. We basically learn about Herb and the Captain is that the Captain is desperate to get out of this adventure by getting paid and he'll put anyone in danger and make anyone do anything to assure himself of cashing out. Herb is shown to be the man to follow orders and step up for his captain.

What I like about these sides is this... It seems that Peter, Fran and the Queen of the Geeks are pacing their dialogue in a rapid-spitfire manner not unlike the pentameter one would find in a 30's film. It'll be interesting to see how much this stuff will resemble what the actual script and film turns out like. But at this stage it's looking mighty fun and cool.

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FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST
by TodayzSpecial
Feb 28th, 2004
06:56:25 AM
First, maybe...?
by alchemist
Feb 28th, 2004
07:01:55 AM
First to say firsters suck
by TheAquabatman
Feb 28th, 2004
07:11:48 AM
Captain?
by chrth
Feb 28th, 2004
07:13:11 AM
Must be a really slow day for "cool news"
by Atticus Finch
Feb 28th, 2004
07:28:30 AM
Captain? Where's Skipper?
by TKO
Feb 28th, 2004
07:32:46 AM
Spitfire...
by stlfilmwire
Feb 28th, 2004
07:43:29 AM
"We'll see if Perter Jackson is a film maker or just another Luc
by Monkey Butler
Feb 28th, 2004
07:54:35 AM
what`s up with KK hate?
by dinosauron
Feb 28th, 2004
08:15:02 AM
RIGHT TURN CLIDE
by Ra Ra Rasputin
Feb 28th, 2004
08:20:27 AM
"All we gotta do is find the pygmies."
by JAGUART
Feb 28th, 2004
08:25:15 AM
Wolf at the Door
by JackTarmac
Feb 28th, 2004
09:19:12 AM
Jackson wants Noah Wyle (ER) for Jack
by dinosauron
Feb 28th, 2004
09:32:17 AM
Elanor;
by RenoNevada2000
Feb 28th, 2004
10:08:34 AM
"orientated"?!
by ChaseSequence
Feb 28th, 2004
10:32:30 AM
King Kong Lives!....Er....Relives!...
by Darksider
Feb 28th, 2004
12:18:10 PM
Damn it I gotta stop posting and eating at the same time.
by Darksider
Feb 28th, 2004
12:24:49 PM
Still hope for the Hobbit
by elanor
Feb 28th, 2004
01:02:50 PM
Aw, wonder who that Tailender might be {[:^)
by morGoth
Feb 28th, 2004
01:42:22 PM
Hey! Who you callin' a NERD ebonic?!!!
by morGoth
Feb 28th, 2004
02:13:07 PM
tailenders...
by halcyonseven
Feb 28th, 2004
02:15:45 PM
Paul Hogan for Captain
by hallmitchell
Feb 28th, 2004
03:11:16 PM
Elanor: You're an "ass."
by John Anderton
Feb 28th, 2004
03:24:23 PM
Kevin Spacey as Carl Denham!
by Batutta
Feb 28th, 2004
05:45:28 PM
YAWN
by Phildogger
Feb 28th, 2004
07:26:15 PM
Flickhead2
by My Monkey Butler
Feb 28th, 2004
08:35:39 PM
Phildogger, I don't want to go on a rant...
by toyman365
Feb 29th, 2004
12:07:54 AM
craig bierko as carl denham!
by tommy5tone
Feb 29th, 2004
02:55:25 AM
remake Holmes & Yoyo
by Kenshiro_Kane
Feb 29th, 2004
04:07:07 AM
What the hell is he talking about?
by Catachesis
Feb 29th, 2004
09:11:51 AM
Let Kong direct
by zinc_chameleon
Feb 29th, 2004
09:32:44 AM
How pathetic!
by Miami Mofo
Feb 29th, 2004
10:24:45 AM
Actually, Flickhead2 is correct
by morGoth
Feb 29th, 2004
10:29:43 AM
Waves to Miami from the bow of the Banana Boat!
by morGoth
Feb 29th, 2004
10:32:54 AM
Aye Halcyon, mayhap we could do something like that...
by Pontsing Barset
Feb 29th, 2004
03:22:49 PM
That's right, Monkey Butler...
by Kenshiro_Kane
Feb 29th, 2004
07:33:36 PM
Pretty cool for a script that's not written yet....NOT!!!
by StoneMonkey
Feb 29th, 2004
10:03:18 PM
hack
by RockStrongo
Mar 1st, 2004
07:26:50 PM
So how do we get an audition? :-)
by Stryder
Mar 1st, 2004
08:04:26 PM
TE casting call...
by Tinuviel70
Mar 2nd, 2004
07:52:41 PM
I'm here! Yes let's gather!
by elanor
Mar 3rd, 2004
12:40:29 AM
The triumphant return of the Lord of Uncooked Legumes!
by raw_bean
Mar 3rd, 2004
04:45:43 AM
A Tailender answers halcyon7....
by raw_bean
Mar 3rd, 2004
04:54:22 AM
Good morning
by Miami Mofo
Mar 3rd, 2004
06:05:21 AM
Re-Posted from Oscar TB: Walrus's moderately amusing Oscar Story
by mortsleam
Mar 3rd, 2004
09:42:54 AM
Ok, how log before '*-etcElanor shows up, to erm, speak the name
by Skyway Moaters
Mar 3rd, 2004
10:23:43 AM
"Eleven for the Kiwis on their island home, In the land Down Und
by Pallando Blue
Mar 3rd, 2004
11:03:24 AM
I never get tired of reading Pallando's posts
by Miami Mofo
Mar 3rd, 2004
12:05:09 PM
Hi Guys!
by BG
Mar 3rd, 2004
08:57:59 PM
Thanks Miami for that endorsment.
by BG
Mar 3rd, 2004
10:04:51 PM
Hi BG -- I said the very same thing a day and a half ago.
by Miami Mofo
Mar 3rd, 2004
10:16:39 PM
Gathering steam I see
by elanor
Mar 3rd, 2004
10:18:26 PM
Too funny
by Miami Mofo
Mar 3rd, 2004
10:19:24 PM
Variety articles
by elanor
Mar 4th, 2004
12:19:09 AM
"The LotR is the only film trilogy besides The Godfather in whic
by Miami Mofo
Mar 4th, 2004
07:44:51 AM
Me Miami?
by raw_bean
Mar 4th, 2004
08:27:31 AM
Excellent reprinting without permission elanor!
by mortsleam
Mar 4th, 2004
10:12:30 AM
Hey Mort, she credited it, this IS an informal forum...
by Skyway Moaters
Mar 4th, 2004
10:34:42 AM
Oooooh, the LOTR Exhibition is starting up in Boston soon!
by raw_bean
Mar 4th, 2004
11:35:06 AM
Hey, thankee kindly for the heads up T70!
by morGoth
Mar 4th, 2004
12:47:44 PM
Ummm, Flickhead2, you should check the dictionary before you go
by Vanyar
Mar 4th, 2004
01:43:54 PM
Well, I suppose it's no use asking you to meet me in London then
by Elaine
Mar 4th, 2004
01:56:06 PM
Huzzah! Hullo, TE-ers, so here y'all are!
by Vanyar
Mar 4th, 2004
01:58:10 PM
Well, Vanyar...
by Elaine
Mar 4th, 2004
02:25:31 PM
You really have nothing better to do, huh Elaine?
by mortsleam
Mar 4th, 2004
02:36:31 PM
Uncurling her long, elegant toes, the Sabster finally joins the
by Sabster
Mar 4th, 2004
03:26:38 PM
I think I've got all bases covered now, Mort
by Elaine
Mar 4th, 2004
03:37:22 PM
Thanks for the toe-curling story back at 17070, Sabster
by Elaine
Mar 4th, 2004
04:22:00 PM
Sing it Moaters!
by Skyway Moaters
Mar 4th, 2004
04:27:35 PM
Welcome back Sabs and thanks Elaine!
by mortsleam
Mar 4th, 2004
04:29:55 PM
Speaking of Ingold,
by Runelord
Mar 4th, 2004
04:40:27 PM
AAAGG! "...couldn't GET out..."
by Skyway Moaters
Mar 4th, 2004
04:41:49 PM
Thanks back at you, Mort
by Elaine
Mar 4th, 2004
05:12:39 PM
Ah yes , the late great Harry Nillson...
by Pontsing Barset
Mar 4th, 2004
05:21:38 PM
Erm, Nilsson...
by Pontsing Barset
Mar 4th, 2004
05:23:05 PM
I just e-mailed Ingold this morning
by Miami Mofo
Mar 4th, 2004
05:41:47 PM
So much to say!
by raw_bean
Mar 4th, 2004
06:30:04 PM
Just quickly....
by raw_bean
Mar 4th, 2004
06:38:07 PM
Don't worry about it, Bean
by Elaine
Mar 4th, 2004
07:34:08 PM
Yes, that is very clever of you Mr. raw-bean!
by Tinuviel70
Mar 4th, 2004
08:37:36 PM
That
by Runelord
Mar 5th, 2004
01:54:44 AM
To laugh, T70!
by Runelord
Mar 5th, 2004
01:55:27 AM
bean, re the Appendicies,
by Miami Mofo
Mar 5th, 2004
05:01:21 AM
Elaine, if I'm still around and not jetting off to the US for so
by raw_bean
Mar 5th, 2004
05:10:06 AM
I know Miami,
by raw_bean
Mar 5th, 2004
05:24:24 AM
Ooops, "its", no apostrophe.
by raw_bean
Mar 5th, 2004
05:41:35 AM
You want to know how I knew about the longer version of "New Spr
by Elaine
Mar 5th, 2004
06:01:16 AM
You like Sean Bean's accent, Rune?
by Elaine
Mar 5th, 2004
06:02:41 AM
Forthright Dutch Woman Concerned For Animal Rights!
by raw_bean
Mar 5th, 2004
06:15:41 AM
Well, what can I say, Bean? The very thought of a cat in a bag m
by Elaine
Mar 5th, 2004
06:53:13 AM
Talking about cats in bags...
by Elaine
Mar 5th, 2004
06:56:10 AM
All right, all right Elaine!
by raw_bean
Mar 5th, 2004
08:07:46 AM
I probably should have told Rune I'm crap at keeping secrets, Be
by Elaine
Mar 5th, 2004
08:51:30 AM
Oh, I see. We're talking about a mini-series, are we?
by Elaine
Mar 5th, 2004
08:59:38 AM
Uh duh MIAMI! What has we ben riffing on the past three TEs?
by Skyway Moaters
Mar 5th, 2004
09:45:35 AM
The mini-series wouldn't be one long running story, but several
by raw_bean
Mar 5th, 2004
09:48:51 AM
Oh, and as for shouting from the rooftops, I'm a bit reserved an
by raw_bean
Mar 5th, 2004
09:52:02 AM
Oh, and the Arwen's Fate apostrophe snook over into Sons of the
by raw_bean
Mar 5th, 2004
09:55:34 AM
(Swoops in via Walrus-grappling hook) Did someone quote Paul
by mortsleam
Mar 5th, 2004
11:16:01 AM
Yikes mortsleam, you were going to try and cram almost the entir
by raw_bean
Mar 5th, 2004
12:20:20 PM
Oh, forgot to mention how sickly green I am with envy, mortsleam
by raw_bean
Mar 5th, 2004
12:29:36 PM
Legume and Runie sittin' in a tree...
by Pontsing Barset
Mar 5th, 2004
02:05:20 PM
A twelve-part mini-series?
by Elaine
Mar 5th, 2004
03:57:48 PM
So this is what it
by Runelord
Mar 5th, 2004
06:52:07 PM
Gah, >shudder<
by Runelord
Mar 6th, 2004
08:42:24 PM
Wind whistles over the Tailend.
by Runelord
Mar 6th, 2004
08:44:34 PM
Hi Rune
by djinnj
Mar 6th, 2004
09:44:20 PM
Hello all,
by Conan_the_Humble
Mar 7th, 2004
05:29:58 AM
Once again my talent for hosing a tb has revealed itself.
by Conan_the_Humble
Mar 7th, 2004
05:31:54 AM
For Elaine, mort, and everybody else
by Sabster
Mar 7th, 2004
02:44:09 PM
Looks like we scared everybody away. Rune my love.
by raw_bean
Mar 7th, 2004
03:00:25 PM
Celebrating ROTK with my 10th viewing
by elanor
Mar 7th, 2004
04:39:36 PM
I'll talk jive like you've never heard!
by TV's Frank
Mar 7th, 2004
04:41:14 PM
Quit yer whining cutest!
by raw_bean
Mar 8th, 2004
04:25:34 AM
I HATE HOSING!
by raw_bean
Mar 8th, 2004
04:26:29 AM
As me Gaffer always said, 'The road to Mordor is paved with good
by Miami Mofo
Mar 8th, 2004
08:29:22 AM
Taking
by mortsleam
Mar 8th, 2004
11:53:23 AM
A Tailend Lurker Comes Out of the Closet!
by JD1866
Mar 8th, 2004
11:53:18 PM
Hey boys and girls, know what today is?????????
by Miami Mofo
Mar 9th, 2004
07:55:02 AM
Congratulations on your new job, Miami!
by mortsleam
Mar 9th, 2004
09:57:42 AM
Oy! I've finally remembered what I wanted to mention!
by djinnj
Mar 10th, 2004
04:21:20 AM
Hey djinnj, are you lurking at all?
by raw_bean
Mar 10th, 2004
04:36:15 AM
Woah, you turned up just as I was writing about you djinnj!
by raw_bean
Mar 10th, 2004
06:47:39 AM
djinnj & Dressage
by Skyway Moaters
Mar 10th, 2004
10:52:35 AM
djinnj & Dressage
by Skyway Moaters
Mar 10th, 2004
10:53:36 AM
Unfashionable here and now, maybe....
by raw_bean
Mar 10th, 2004
11:01:16 AM
I have no memory of this place
by Wall Builder
Mar 10th, 2004
12:05:23 PM
"Weapons of Mount Doom" lol...
by Skyway Moaters
Mar 10th, 2004
12:58:25 PM
It's simple artithmetic! Gondor minus tirith equals?
by Miami Mofo
Mar 10th, 2004
03:00:54 PM
heh heh, bean!
by djinnj
Mar 10th, 2004
06:20:05 PM
Yup djinnj,
by Skyway Moaters
Mar 10th, 2004
07:08:19 PM
It just occurred to me: Where the heck has 'irritable' been?
by Skyway Moaters
Mar 10th, 2004
09:15:14 PM
Lurking
by irritable
Mar 10th, 2004
10:22:59 PM
What is WRONG with you people? I can't believe 'noone' answered
by Miami Mofo
Mar 11th, 2004
07:57:48 AM
OK everyone! Time to vote for the first Elanors! NOW!
by Elaine
Mar 11th, 2004
09:15:28 AM
My own votes
by Elaine
Mar 11th, 2004
09:22:19 AM
Hi there, Sabster Langstrumpf!
by Elaine
Mar 11th, 2004
09:50:26 AM
Way to pick up the torch and run with it Elaine
by mortsleam
Mar 11th, 2004
10:38:12 AM
"ProudFEET!"
by Miami Mofo
Mar 11th, 2004
10:46:30 AM
Sorry, William.
by Miami Mofo
Mar 11th, 2004
10:50:09 AM
OK, I'll vote.
by raw_bean
Mar 11th, 2004
12:15:40 PM
And here are se results of se German jury...
by Sabster
Mar 11th, 2004
01:04:04 PM
Sabster!
by mortsleam
Mar 11th, 2004
01:59:44 PM
Quick vote... nomination... things.
by Runelord
Mar 11th, 2004
02:15:32 PM
Ingold, you ninnyhammer
by Wall Builder
Mar 11th, 2004
02:21:51 PM
Wait...are we nominating or voting?
by mortsleam
Mar 11th, 2004
03:13:59 PM
mortsleam,
by raw_bean
Mar 11th, 2004
06:40:14 PM
Good for you, Elaine!
by elanor
Mar 11th, 2004
08:03:35 PM
Ingold, you ninnyhammer
by Runelord
Mar 11th, 2004
11:04:40 PM
What?! This canna be!
by djinnj
Mar 12th, 2004
01:04:17 AM
Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your EVC speaking...
by Elaine
Mar 12th, 2004
05:00:50 AM
Maybe Pippin SHOULD have a category to himself, Ingold...
by Elaine
Mar 12th, 2004
05:35:37 AM
What if I think voting should be mandatory, but I don't want to
by mortsleam
Mar 12th, 2004
09:56:24 AM
Sorry elanor, as much as I loved Elijah's Frodo...
by Skyway Moaters
Mar 12th, 2004
10:59:58 AM
OOP! Almost forgot!
by Skyway Moaters
Mar 12th, 2004
11:07:09 AM
Skyway...
by mortsleam
Mar 12th, 2004
11:07:34 AM
Likewise, mort!
by Sabster
Mar 12th, 2004
11:16:04 AM
Are "write in" votes OK Ceremonial Mistress Elaine, erm, Elauron
by Skyway Moaters
Mar 12th, 2004
11:17:58 AM
Well, the last two
by Sabster
Mar 12th, 2004
11:18:11 AM
Careful mortsleam.
by raw_bean
Mar 12th, 2004
11:22:14 AM
*&#%!$@(!@?!!!! THIS $#*@ING SITE!! Thrice, THRICE this week I'v
by Pallando Blue
Mar 12th, 2004
11:32:00 AM
Hey! That was easy! [waves to everyone; computer crashes]
by Pallando Blue
Mar 12th, 2004
11:54:01 AM
Interesting answer, elanor
by Miami Mofo
Mar 12th, 2004
11:56:14 AM
Wooo-hoooo! On a roll!
by Pallando Blue
Mar 12th, 2004
11:59:23 AM
Thanks for the warning Bean, and now Ladies and Gentlemen, pleas
by mortsleam
Mar 12th, 2004
12:14:43 PM
Oh dear oh dear, the blu ninnys mouf has wroat a chek what....
by Pontsing Barset
Mar 12th, 2004
12:23:53 PM
OMG OMG I can't believe I forgot it NONONONON! I change one of
by djinnj
Mar 12th, 2004
12:38:56 PM
OOH OOH! Change me to Lady Elauron! (Sauraine mort? Heh!)
by Skyway Moaters
Mar 12th, 2004
01:04:42 PM
Just for the record, Moaters...
by Elaine
Mar 12th, 2004
02:19:19 PM
Duh toO - Lady Elauron
by Skyway Moaters
Mar 12th, 2004
02:27:49 PM
Fear! Fire! Foes! Alert!
by Wall Builder
Mar 12th, 2004
04:44:19 PM
*ahem* Ingold
by djinnj
Mar 12th, 2004
08:13:12 PM
Yep,
by Conan_the_Humble
Mar 12th, 2004
10:31:08 PM
Good morning to "The Saturday Morning Post Bunch"!
by Sabster
Mar 13th, 2004
03:48:58 AM
The Mistress of Ceremonies reviews the submissions...
by Elaine
Mar 13th, 2004
08:18:30 AM
Oh, and to our Australian brethren...
by Elaine
Mar 13th, 2004
08:22:11 AM
Finally, to my dear friend Mort...
by Elaine
Mar 13th, 2004
08:35:02 AM
Gaffer seen stuffing ballots near Budge Ford!
by morGoth
Mar 13th, 2004
12:49:02 PM
Steal my vote? I think not!
by JD1866
Mar 13th, 2004
01:18:20 PM
hrmph
by djinnj
Mar 13th, 2004
05:01:10 PM
Okay, just a tick! I'm coming.
by irritable
Mar 14th, 2004
02:58:37 AM
Best Hobbit?
by Conan_the_Humble
Mar 14th, 2004
07:56:27 AM
Who would have thought...
by Skyway Moaters
Mar 14th, 2004
11:21:12 AM
Yeah Elaine, what djinnj said. *wink*
by Skyway Moaters
Mar 14th, 2004
11:24:16 AM
Yup that lady djinnj ther cernly lykes her treb u chetses...
by Pontsing Barset
Mar 14th, 2004
11:28:48 AM
Erm, {;o)
by Skyway Moaters
Mar 14th, 2004
11:29:52 AM
And she bes watch out for that Mistress Sauraine and her whip I
by Pontsing Barset
Mar 14th, 2004
11:33:16 AM
OHMMMMMMMMMMM Shai-Hulud!
by raw_bean
Mar 14th, 2004
07:30:03 PM
Rebellion! Subversion! Anarchy! The horror! The horror!
by Mistress Elaine
Mar 15th, 2004
04:23:49 AM
And since it is Monday, here are the nominees for Funniest Hobbi
by Mistress Elaine
Mar 15th, 2004
04:50:16 AM
Morning, Mistress!
by raw_bean
Mar 15th, 2004
05:26:07 AM
Good afternoon, Bean
by Mistress Elaine
Mar 15th, 2004
09:20:05 AM
I wouldn't dream of defying you without just cause, Mistress.
by raw_bean
Mar 15th, 2004
10:03:18 AM
God's Holy Trousers Ms. Sauraine!
by Skyway Moaters
Mar 15th, 2004
10:30:54 AM
It's not so much the skin-tight black patent leather bodysuit, a
by Pallando Blue
Mar 15th, 2004
10:43:42 AM
Why do you think nobody else volunteered for the job, M. E.?
by Sabster
Mar 15th, 2004
11:11:15 AM
I figured "Mistress Elaine" would bring out the sub in some peop
by mortsleam
Mar 15th, 2004
11:45:37 AM

by raw_bean
Mar 15th, 2004
11:47:24 AM
I don
by Runelord
Mar 15th, 2004
01:28:14 PM
Rune, I speak English and yet I didn't understand a single word
by mortsleam
Mar 15th, 2004
01:36:50 PM
*yelps!*
by raw_bean
Mar 15th, 2004
01:42:15 PM
I love the smell of Whiptash in the morning
by Wall Builder
Mar 15th, 2004
01:46:44 PM
I posted before the catfight broke out, and just want to say...
by Wall Builder
Mar 15th, 2004
01:49:28 PM
Nice save, bean
by mortsleam
Mar 15th, 2004
01:59:58 PM
Excellent idea, Ingold
by mortsleam
Mar 15th, 2004
03:04:51 PM
Perhaps I should learn how to spell "Perhaps."
by mortsleam
Mar 15th, 2004
03:24:23 PM
Dagnabbit Mortsleam!
by Wall Builder
Mar 15th, 2004
03:42:22 PM
Just sent it out, Mistress Elaine...
by morGoth
Mar 15th, 2004
04:58:33 PM
BLLAARRGGHHH!!!
by morGoth
Mar 15th, 2004
05:00:59 PM
Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?
by Skyway Moaters
Mar 15th, 2004
05:53:49 PM
There - are - FOUR - LIGHTS!
by raw_bean
Mar 15th, 2004
06:51:26 PM
For Elaine and....my votes
by elanor
Mar 15th, 2004
09:37:21 PM
Am I too late to vote?
by TV's Frank
Mar 15th, 2004
10:52:44 PM
I am sooo gonna get my ass whipped for this...
by JD1866
Mar 16th, 2004
12:54:43 AM
You can print WHAT, mort?!
by Sabster
Mar 16th, 2004
02:24:56 AM
Thanks to my efforts Tv'sFrank, you CAN vote for 'Don't encourag
by raw_bean
Mar 16th, 2004
04:58:49 AM
Thrash my muscular buttocks to your heart's content, Elaine ...
by irritable
Mar 16th, 2004
06:07:24 AM
Hehe, it's lunchtime here now, irritable. :)
by raw_bean
Mar 16th, 2004
07:15:31 AM
It's Tuesday!!!!!!!!!
by Miami Mofo
Mar 16th, 2004
08:26:19 AM
Jerrymander is spelt with a "G",
by Conan_the_Humble
Mar 16th, 2004
09:19:03 AM
dammit Conan, you're right
by irritable
Mar 16th, 2004
09:28:13 AM
That's why we desperately need an 'edit post' function on Club A
by mortsleam
Mar 16th, 2004
09:58:33 AM
Try though I might, I cannot escape the burden of SCOW....
by raw_bean
Mar 16th, 2004
10:11:47 AM
Tch Tch bean...
by Skyway Moaters
Mar 16th, 2004
10:31:18 AM
But bean, would that mean you had to stop wishing everybody
by irritable
Mar 16th, 2004
10:36:06 AM
Now now guys, I was only joking, I wouldn't really go around edi
by raw_bean
Mar 16th, 2004
10:52:48 AM
Just as long as you don't scream "There are four ligThts!" Bean
by mortsleam
Mar 16th, 2004
11:06:14 AM
Torture me enough and even MY spelling slips!
by raw_bean
Mar 16th, 2004
11:49:12 AM
Bean, same thing happened to me once...
by mortsleam
Mar 16th, 2004
12:32:26 PM
I almost forgot, Sabster
by mortsleam
Mar 16th, 2004
12:59:13 PM
Gaffer revisits Olorin near Weymoot!
by morGoth
Mar 16th, 2004
01:14:24 PM
Well, here's a quick website update for you morG.
by raw_bean
Mar 16th, 2004
02:23:17 PM
MorGoth
by TV's Frank
Mar 16th, 2004
03:59:45 PM
TV'sFrank...
by morGoth
Mar 16th, 2004
05:45:28 PM
TV'sFrank...
by morGoth
Mar 16th, 2004
08:31:29 PM
AAAGGGHHHHH!!!! HOSED AGAIN AN' I DUNNIT!
by morGoth
Mar 16th, 2004
08:33:41 PM
Democracy in Action
by TV's Frank
Mar 16th, 2004
10:57:58 PM
Thanks MorGoth
by TV's Frank
Mar 16th, 2004
11:13:09 PM
My, that WAS a quick delivery, MorG
by Mistress Elaine
Mar 17th, 2004
05:11:32 AM
So, we want to have our bottoms smacked, do we, boys?
by Mistress Elaine
Mar 17th, 2004
05:24:23 AM
And now, some business talk (yes, this is your Mistress of Cerem
by Mistress Elaine
Mar 17th, 2004
05:57:06 AM
You guys like pain?
by Runelord
Mar 17th, 2004
06:22:47 AM
Hosed! Elaine, it
by Runelord
Mar 17th, 2004
06:30:34 AM
Oh I don't know Rune love, as I like to say it Britney Spears is
by raw_bean
Mar 17th, 2004
07:12:52 AM
:D Of course, Bean.
by Runelord
Mar 17th, 2004
07:34:59 AM
Err, on second thoughts love, maybe we shouldn't bother.
by raw_bean
Mar 17th, 2004
08:36:23 AM
Oh, do come and watch me, Bean and Rune!
by Mistress Elaine
Mar 17th, 2004
10:25:35 AM
Oh, and just in case you didn't get it, Rune...
by Mistress Elaine
Mar 17th, 2004
10:29:13 AM
Say it ain't so, Rune!
by mortsleam
Mar 17th, 2004
10:48:23 AM
Tower Records? Having a Dark Tower moment here!
by raw_bean
Mar 17th, 2004
12:01:38 PM
How'dya like them apples, cutest? :) Doh! I miscounted, it has 2
by raw_bean
Mar 17th, 2004
12:16:09 PM
Bean, you know how it's gonna end right?
by mortsleam
Mar 17th, 2004
12:23:38 PM
"Baby >THWACK< Me One More Time"..?
by Pallando Blue
Mar 17th, 2004
12:26:03 PM
As the gunslinger approaches, he hears:
by raw_bean
Mar 17th, 2004
12:41:59 PM
There
by Runelord
Mar 17th, 2004
01:59:17 PM
Sorry, Rune, possession is an offence.
by mortsleam
Mar 17th, 2004
02:07:00 PM
Alright boys and girls, enough with the dirty talk
by mortsleam
Mar 17th, 2004
02:52:30 PM
If you're going to be any success in sports gambling, bet with y
by Pallando Blue
Mar 17th, 2004
04:00:43 PM
Good Grief, damn my myopia, irritable!
by Pallando Blue
Mar 17th, 2004
04:18:44 PM
Oh please please please let me be.....
by Pallando Blue
Mar 17th, 2004
04:23:06 PM
OK kids, you've got ONE more night to vote!
by Mistress Elaine
Mar 17th, 2004
04:25:48 PM
That last post went LOWER!? That's just not fair!
by Pallando Blue
Mar 17th, 2004
04:27:20 PM
See, this is the best part
by Pallando Blue
Mar 17th, 2004
04:56:22 PM
Official Virginia Moot dates!!!
by Runelord
Mar 17th, 2004
05:32:13 PM
Sorry Pallando, my Runey's still someway behind. Last time she m
by raw_bean
Mar 17th, 2004
07:07:24 PM
Mr. Me
by TV's Frank
Mar 17th, 2004
08:24:54 PM
For a brief shining moment...
by morGoth
Mar 17th, 2004
09:10:48 PM
Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
by Wall Builder
Mar 17th, 2004
09:34:48 PM
dang. almost frist
by Wall Builder
Mar 17th, 2004
09:35:24 PM
Mistress Elaine,
by Conan_the_Humble
Mar 17th, 2004
10:42:37 PM
Of course,
by djinnj
Mar 17th, 2004
11:56:01 PM
The Elanor Chronicles, Volume One (in which the Mistress of Cere
by Mistress Elaine
Mar 18th, 2004
05:31:36 AM
Hmmm. I think I meant "out of TUNE".
by Mistress Elaine
Mar 18th, 2004
05:33:14 AM
And now, here are three new categories for you to ponder and dis
by Mistress Elaine
Mar 18th, 2004
06:52:16 AM
Whoa! We're unhosed!
by Mistress Elaine
Mar 18th, 2004
06:54:21 AM
Damn the Batman news, it made my post disappear!
by raw_bean
Mar 18th, 2004
10:57:16 AM
I feel I must protest
by mortsleam
Mar 18th, 2004
11:06:27 AM
Unlucky in Elanors, lucky in NCAAs...?
by Pallando Blue
Mar 18th, 2004
11:26:39 AM
I guess it
by Sabster
Mar 18th, 2004
12:39:51 PM
And the Nominees Are
by mortsleam
Mar 18th, 2004
01:16:14 PM
Cue
by mortsleam
Mar 18th, 2004
04:07:16 PM
you guys are in biiiig twouble
by Wall Builder
Mar 18th, 2004
07:43:33 PM
Oh, this is haaaard!
by djinnj
Mar 18th, 2004
07:46:47 PM
stupid enter key....
by djinnj
Mar 18th, 2004
07:54:03 PM
oh dear, how inarticulate of me
by djinnj
Mar 18th, 2004
08:01:29 PM
mi decisiones spectacularrrres
by TV's Frank
Mar 18th, 2004
11:57:02 PM
Ze Mees-trez of Zeremoniez clarifiez
by Mistress Elaine
Mar 19th, 2004
08:10:33 AM
And now for some actual votes...
by Elaine
Mar 19th, 2004
08:48:55 AM
I protest!
by mortsleam
Mar 19th, 2004
11:11:18 AM
I throw a hell of a lot of words around, Mort?
by Elaine
Mar 19th, 2004
11:54:01 AM
I throw a hell of a lot of words around, Mort?
by Elaine
Mar 19th, 2004
11:57:28 AM
My Goodness!
by elanor
Mar 19th, 2004
12:54:30 PM
Elanor
by Elaine
Mar 19th, 2004
04:06:52 PM
Let fly your WHip of Hell Mistress Elaine! Pay no heed to the Ho
by morGoth
Mar 20th, 2004
10:49:38 AM
Casting off my wet blanket
by elanor
Mar 20th, 2004
02:48:45 PM
Oh, you
by Mistress Elaine
Mar 21st, 2004
04:07:55 PM
And now off to 17181...
by Mistress Elaine
Mar 21st, 2004
04:11:17 PM
Dare I say...
by Elaine
Mar 25th, 2004
09:49:34 AM
Regrettably ...
by irritable
Apr 2nd, 2004
12:52:19 PM
Damn you, Irritable!
by Elaine
Apr 2nd, 2004
02:40:47 PM
Last
by mortsleam
Jun 12th, 2006
04:28:24 PM

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