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So typical of Hollywood. Beautiful woman like Selma Blair is forced to get a boob job. What A DIRTY SHAME!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... I had a chance to meet and hang out for a long time with Selma Blair on the set of HELLBOY and she was a complete doll. A waif beauty - PERFECT to play Lois Lane. PERFECT. But along comes some sleazy Baltimore filmmaker by the name of John Waters and he forces her to get a slight boob job cuz she didn't meet his grotesque Hollywoodized vision of beauty. Oh no, he forced her to get slightly larger tits so all you breast flesh worshippers would have something to dream about... maybe it was to secure a positive Ebert review? I'm not sure, but... hehehehe... Oh shit, I can't keep that up. I'm not sure who did these boobs for A DIRTY SHAME, the next John Waters movie, but they're amazing. And if they've done as good a job with Tracy Ullman's vaginal hold on a 1 liter bottle of water while she does the hokey pokey in an old folks home... and then apparently he's got trees with penises in them... Why... this sounds like cult movie heaven! We had a review of John Waters' A DIRTY SHAME a week ago. (CLICK) and it sounded absolutely hilarious! Perfect THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST double-feature material! The following pic came out of the current issue of Vanity Fair - where... btw, you can read more about that RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK re-make that those kids did that I reviewed a while back! Well, here's Selma!!!











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For the love of....
by thinboyslim
Feb 12th, 2004
05:11:19 AM
to see art....is to feed the soul.....
by ChickenGeorgeVII
Feb 12th, 2004
05:16:16 AM
At least Waters KNOWS and LOVES the crap he consistantly puts ou
by DOGSOUP
Feb 12th, 2004
05:17:35 AM
Is this a joke?
by RiOtNeRd
Feb 12th, 2004
05:21:19 AM
Anybody who thinks those swinging bags of fat and milk ducts are
by DOGSOUP
Feb 12th, 2004
05:21:30 AM
weird "article" Harry, but I assume she didn't get a boob job...
by Rupee88
Feb 12th, 2004
05:26:08 AM
Piss-poor Photoshop work. Let's hope the movie doesn't make the
by CranialLeak
Feb 12th, 2004
05:28:05 AM
47TH!!!!!!
by Dolmes
Feb 12th, 2004
05:38:40 AM
Saw a pair that big once...God they were scary
by mwhelan67
Feb 12th, 2004
06:30:50 AM
wtf?
by phanboi
Feb 12th, 2004
06:45:09 AM
Hollywood is sick
by rubycon
Feb 12th, 2004
07:01:13 AM
Hey Black Jesus
by FrankCobretti
Feb 12th, 2004
07:45:30 AM
A little boob philosophy
by CellarDoor
Feb 12th, 2004
07:49:19 AM
AWESOME!
by numberface
Feb 12th, 2004
08:22:08 AM
RE: BOOBS IN GENERAL... Better small and real than big and fake
by Pardon_My_Zinger
Feb 12th, 2004
08:37:08 AM
Can't anyone on this fucking site figure it out or does Harry ha
by minderbinder
Feb 12th, 2004
08:44:03 AM
favourite below-the-neck bodyparts
by Indiana Clones
Feb 12th, 2004
08:51:33 AM
Is anyone as turned on as I am right now?
by Harrys Man Boobs
Feb 12th, 2004
09:14:21 AM
Whew!!! Shit, Harry don't scare me like that! I love Semla and h
by Big Bad Clone
Feb 12th, 2004
09:14:47 AM
Dammit that pisses me off
by I Dunno
Feb 12th, 2004
11:04:19 AM
John Waters...
by Damer1
Feb 12th, 2004
11:04:20 AM
It aint even April 1st yet!
by Quiddity
Feb 12th, 2004
11:22:39 AM
Maybe Harry can get his tits transplanted onto Selma Blair's che
by guerillatokyo
Feb 12th, 2004
11:32:50 AM
Hey, Harry, those look like prosthetic attachments, not implants
by WarDog
Feb 12th, 2004
11:52:44 AM
It's a joke, guys
by GreedoNeverShot
Feb 12th, 2004
12:07:17 PM
What are you talking about?
by snow scorpion
Feb 12th, 2004
12:32:54 PM
they are fake...
by sakimoto
Feb 12th, 2004
12:43:22 PM
I cant belive you geeks dont get the joke
by DangerDiabolik
Feb 12th, 2004
12:47:59 PM
My take...
by Deagle2
Feb 12th, 2004
12:54:45 PM
17000 stories . . .
by Hellpop
Feb 12th, 2004
01:14:55 PM
At least she's not a freak like Chelsea Charms with her abnormal
by StoneMonkey
Feb 12th, 2004
01:59:28 PM
Well...
by Gluecifer
Feb 12th, 2004
02:03:46 PM
gimme a break
by Reverendz
Feb 12th, 2004
02:26:02 PM
Cellar Door
by crimsonrage
Feb 12th, 2004
03:11:53 PM
Response to Stoopid
by Snowed In
Feb 12th, 2004
03:59:22 PM
....
by Knox
Feb 12th, 2004
04:16:30 PM
In response to the Plague....
by ChickenGeorgeVII
Feb 12th, 2004
04:30:46 PM
I cannot help it...
by Mr_Morden75
Feb 12th, 2004
04:56:25 PM
Two things:
by PumpyMcAss
Feb 12th, 2004
05:32:54 PM
From now on...
by Christopher3
Feb 12th, 2004
05:39:05 PM
schwing
by MisterBlonde
Feb 12th, 2004
09:30:49 PM
Hey Turd Ferguson....
by MisterBlonde
Feb 12th, 2004
09:33:48 PM
it's just me or her left boob is bigger than the right one?
by drompter
Feb 13th, 2004
12:32:45 AM
I doubt it!
by TheGinger Twit
Feb 13th, 2004
12:44:13 AM
c'mon, Harry
by lynxpro
Feb 13th, 2004
01:02:53 AM
Just Imagine the "Wardrobe Malfunction"
by V. von Doom
Feb 13th, 2004
09:38:33 AM
Forced? ha!
by MillDaKill
Feb 13th, 2004
11:52:47 AM
Even with massive bazongas, Selma Blair is still blah.
by Gere's AssGerbil
Feb 14th, 2004
01:35:24 AM

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