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Published on Monday, December 8, 2003 - 11:16am |
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Ravvy reviews THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST from BNAT5!!!
Hey folks, Harry here... Now we have Rav to chat a bit about the rather amazing film... THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST... here you go...
heya harry,
"The Icon Productions logo then, A blue shot of the back of a man slightly crouched forward in a forest mumbling to himself or something." That's how Mel Gibson's The Passion of The Christ (AKA The Passion) begins. In those first ten second's thoughts race through my head: I panic, it's being projected digitally, it just does not have the same epic presence that the trailers gave me online, I am worried that I may be in for a huge let-down. What the fuck is going on it's just a guy mumbling...Where is the subtitles? Has Mel Gibson gone crazy and just made an omega-code-like mess of mega proportions to preach to me, fuck I hope not. Well...I could just fucking sleep, if it sucks.
"The mumbler is revealed as Jesus, he begins to now talk with subtitles, a devil-like creature shows up with a snake" As the movie plays further more thoughts race through my head, this time considering all of hysteria around this production: Okay this film is supposed to go out of it's way to be anti-semetic. So...where are the nazis, how can you fricken make a jew-hating film without any Nazis? Thats like making a happy meal and forgetting the ham-burgler it doesn't make fucking sense. Okay and why isn't the devil Jewish, I mean if they really are wanting to go the jew-hating route, this isn't a good start.
All this garbage written about this film being anti-semetic is a bit annoying. I hate that I couldn't get into the film that easily because in the back of my mind I kept thinking whether or not every scene involving a jewish person is offensive. At times in the film I think a person could take one or two scenes and blow it totally out of proportion by over-analyzing single lines from jewish characters and then come to the conclusion that the film is anti-semetic. At no time in the film did I feel it bred anti-semitic feelings. Although there are Jewish characters that are the catalyst to the climax of the film, so are the ADL honestly trying to make the case that all Jewish people are perfect and never have done anything wrong? I dunno, I just hate that I wound up being distracted by this enough in watching the movie to include it here. Well... fuck you Mr. Mass Media for making much ado about nothing.
I'm the type of person that is fairly non-religious, I guess I'm agnostic for sakes of survey classification. I liberally like to joke around about elements of Christian faith, there is just an odd evil sense of joy in my heart at offending people. Jesus is normally the central figure to alot of jokes I might make, I am even the proud loving owner of a Jesus Christ action figure complete with sliding holy action. I think it's fair to say that Jesus is an element of world culture, even if someone knows nothing about religion the name Jesus still will ring familiar. So I think it's fair to be totally non-secular, but interested in this film for the story's sake. Although to be honest that was not my key interest in looking forward to the film. I consider myself a bit of film-psychotic and so thats what makes me interested in this, so that has me there, sorry Jesus (if you were real).
Enough of me pompously preaching about myself, back to the film.
In the rough form that it was presented this film shows itself to be a major achievement in cinema. It was shown digitally, which was kind of odd since I guess they brought a projector to the alamo just for it. Although it was still early non-color-timed, so at many moments the film's look kind of "off" and unbalanced between shots. Still somehow there were shots escaped from the film that resonated with incredibly beauty like they had been ripped from old paintings. Also at several times green-dots were seen where later cgi would be added, now what was pretty striking is that watching it CGI felt unnecessary in those sequences. In that respect the film is perfect in that respect as is, every moment seemed to be described physically I never sat thinking that I was missing something to be added later.
The acting in the film is nothing less than amazing. How the fuck Mel Gibson got a cast together for an Aramaic film is beyond me, but how the hell they were able to act in it is even more stellar. I can't imagine the look on an actors face when being sent an aramaic script, god I wish I could have been in the room with Monica Belluci or Jim Cavieziel's agents, their reaction had to be beautiful. Caviziel has delivered a performance that will change his life forever, he is Jesus in this film, he is not Caviziel, in fact I still fail to relate this guy as being him. It's pretty amazing, I think that Mel pulled a Murnau and made a deal with God to get Jesus himself to act in this film. Belluci is good, although she feels like a foot-note to Maria Morgenstern's beautiful performance. Maria Morgenstern as mary, HOLY FUCKING GOD! The torment she goes through during the crucifixation to her work in the flashback sequences, this woman has some amazing talent. Every member of the cast has done the best jobs we will see on a screen for the next year. Expect this film to sweep the acting oscars in 2005.
Watching the passion is like watching a non-existant film of that period, it's a window to that world. A few years back I went to a retrospective of soviet films done during communism, and it really felt like a window to a whole different world, I'd liken the passion to watching those films. I know there have been millions of biblical films made, but they have the barrier of language, when it's all said and done it's still a staged retelling. The difference between watching The Passion and watching other Jesus films, is that when you are watching The Passion it's real and what you are watching feels like actual events unfolding. If I wasn't so much of a cynic, perhaps the passion just might have got me to look back into christianity. Sad I'm so cynical, but thats me maybe not you.
I am going to end this review early for I desire more rest, I have lots of reviews from earlier this year that need to be done I will surely be at it after exams next week yepee. It's also not spell-checked or proof-read so have fun with it you english majors and jackasses.
Rav
Send hatemail here Ravkill@msn.com
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Reader Talkback
Jesus is FIRST! by FrankCobretti | Dec 8th, 2003 11:21:43 AM | Y'know, the whole Alpha &
Omega thing. by FrankCobretti | Dec 8th, 2003 11:23:14 AM | subtitles by Phimseto | Dec 8th, 2003 11:23:14 AM | First? by MichaelJackass | Dec 8th, 2003 11:24:02 AM | Balls. by MichaelJackass | Dec 8th, 2003 11:24:28 AM | This is SO gonna be better
than Matrix Revolutions! by Just Plain Steve | Dec 8th, 2003 11:26:31 AM | I for one would appreciate
subtitles by JacksonsBane | Dec 8th, 2003 11:39:34 AM | As a Christian..... by joshuaonenine | Dec 8th, 2003 11:47:23 AM | A film done in Aramaic is
cool, but not as cool as the
only Esp by Declan_Swartz | Dec 8th, 2003 11:54:02 AM | I still can't get over Mel
Gibson being there! by viola123 | Dec 8th, 2003 11:54:51 AM | I read two lines from that
review and lost 30 IQ points. by rev_skarekroe | Dec 8th, 2003 12:08:12 PM | Crucified in Bullet Time! by godoffireinhell | Dec 8th, 2003 12:30:43 PM | Sacred butt by Big Rock | Dec 8th, 2003 01:10:03 PM | The Original "Chosen One" by JAGUART | Dec 8th, 2003 01:16:06 PM | Big Rocks by scaler | Dec 8th, 2003 01:31:12 PM | Never before has the word
"fuck" been used so many times
in a re by TheFoywonder | Dec 8th, 2003 01:31:37 PM | Its odd that a geek film site
is going nuts over this... by JAGUART | Dec 8th, 2003 01:32:54 PM | Big Rocks by scaler | Dec 8th, 2003 01:38:24 PM | What the fuck is Ravvy's
problem? by Mister Pink | Dec 8th, 2003 02:14:38 PM | "holy sliding action"? Sounds
like the slogan for the PTL by Big Bad Clone | Dec 8th, 2003 02:15:55 PM | "holy sliding action"? Sounds
like the slogan for the 700
Club's by Big Bad Clone | Dec 8th, 2003 02:16:29 PM | As an atheist, even I am
sickened by vikingkitty | Dec 8th, 2003 03:01:03 PM | Harry does have a sense of
humor that's why he got rid of
that l by Big Bad Clone | Dec 8th, 2003 03:18:27 PM | I met jesus at the
crossroads... by HansDelbruck | Dec 8th, 2003 03:38:28 PM | He didn't ban you because of
the link, he banned you
because you by minderbinder | Dec 8th, 2003 03:39:19 PM | Why no mention of... by Wungolioth | Dec 8th, 2003 04:29:06 PM | I thought.... by zer0cool2k2 | Dec 8th, 2003 04:57:09 PM | It so gonna own your ass! by Knobules | Dec 8th, 2003 05:00:31 PM | Four-color fire of flamingoes by Boba Feet | Dec 8th, 2003 05:10:40 PM | Where is the subtitles? by HardcoreRocker | Dec 8th, 2003 05:12:52 PM | hans!! by perryfarrell | Dec 8th, 2003 05:18:45 PM | keanu as jesus by elviskilledjfk | Dec 8th, 2003 05:23:03 PM | bruce campbell as jesus by elviskilledjfk | Dec 8th, 2003 05:30:56 PM | who's gonna cast the first
stone, baby? by perryfarrell | Dec 8th, 2003 06:03:36 PM | who's gonna cast the first
stone, baby? by perryfarrell | Dec 8th, 2003 06:04:16 PM | your review.... by mthero | Dec 8th, 2003 06:11:13 PM | accurate? not even vaguely... by Danger Mouse | Dec 8th, 2003 06:22:19 PM | "I hate that I couldn't get
into the film that easily
because in by Rand Race | Dec 8th, 2003 06:29:26 PM | Surf Nazis Must Die!! by Dr. Ghostly | Dec 8th, 2003 06:41:44 PM | Anti-Semitic film reviews;
please stop lying about the
Jews. Thi by RK100 | Dec 8th, 2003 06:41:45 PM | "Hail to the King of Jews,
baby" by GenericGeek | Dec 8th, 2003 06:55:20 PM | What's so special about Jesus. by Genuine0441 | Dec 8th, 2003 08:39:56 PM | Wrong, Genuine! by Mister Pink | Dec 8th, 2003 08:49:05 PM | Wrong, Genuine! by Mister Pink | Dec 8th, 2003 08:50:30 PM | mel gibson by anaelmasri | Dec 8th, 2003 09:27:14 PM | Bwahahahaha!! by film_chic | Dec 8th, 2003 09:31:37 PM | Bwahahahaha!! by film_chic | Dec 8th, 2003 09:36:18 PM | RK100 by scaler | Dec 8th, 2003 10:23:00 PM | A quick word from the
"Anti-semitic Liar" to RK100 by Ravvy | Dec 9th, 2003 06:13:50 AM | Correct language, wrong
ethnicity by tjohanne | Dec 9th, 2003 09:04:05 AM | wow, a Jesus movie review sure
brought out alot of angry jews
in by Tall_Boy | Dec 9th, 2003 12:31:05 PM | Lots of anti-Christian Jews in
here, huh? by KryptonsLastSon | Dec 9th, 2003 02:29:51 PM | Mister Pink, a proposition. by Genuine0441 | Dec 9th, 2003 10:59:46 PM | TIS ONLY A MOVIE by calraees | Dec 9th, 2003 11:54:19 PM | to calraees by Genuine0441 | Dec 10th, 2003 12:00:23 AM | reply by calraees | Dec 10th, 2003 01:56:46 AM | Genuine: three things... by Mister Pink | Dec 10th, 2003 02:59:49 AM | Re: reply by Genuine0441 | Dec 10th, 2003 04:12:26 AM | Re: Re: reply by calraees | Dec 10th, 2003 09:50:57 AM | To Mister Pink and my thoughts
on the film by Azn_Voodoo | Dec 10th, 2003 02:04:17 PM | To Mister Pink and my thoughts
on the film by Azn_Voodoo | Dec 10th, 2003 02:05:01 PM | Credibility of NT, and the
source material for this movie
we so by Genuine0441 | Dec 10th, 2003 11:29:48 PM | a note to mister pink by gsab001 | Dec 11th, 2003 03:53:43 PM | one more message to mister
pink by gsab001 | Dec 11th, 2003 04:00:10 PM | Messianic prophecy and the
Resurrection by Genuine0441 | Dec 11th, 2003 11:34:28 PM | P.S. by Genuine0441 | Dec 11th, 2003 11:56:24 PM | *Frustration* by Genuine0441 | Dec 11th, 2003 11:59:33 PM | to calraees by gsab001 | Dec 13th, 2003 05:59:52 PM | by TheUmpireStrokesBach | Feb 21st, 2010 09:10:06 AM | by TheUmpireStrokesBach | Feb 21st, 2010 09:11:18 AM | by TheUmpireStrokesBach | Feb 21st, 2010 09:14:41 AM | by TheUmpireStrokesBach | Feb 21st, 2010 09:15:39 AM | by TheUmpireStrokesBach | Feb 21st, 2010 09:16:23 AM | by TheUmpireStrokesBach | Feb 21st, 2010 09:33:03 AM | by TheUmpireStrokesBach | Feb 21st, 2010 09:44:31 AM |
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