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Published on Monday, December 8, 2003 - 1:41am |
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Things HARRY Learned from BNAT 5!
Hey folks, Harry here... Figured I'd join in on this format of Nordling's just a bit...
1. RETURN OF THE KING is the finishing flourish on what is definitively the greatest single narrative trilogy in the history of cinema. This film gives a new meaning to scope in film. A new meaning to the term epic. Peter Jackson has honestly created a final film that absolutely just owned me for every second it played. And in the way of the world, I'm just a very small hobbit in my own little shire of Austin... and I'm thankful for that, every day.
2. HAUNTED GOLD - I learned that my instincts on this film and this story were so exactingly perfect with the BNAT audience that there were moments of John Wayne's girlish fop punches that I thought I was going to go into convulsions from listening to the audiences actual shock at how bad a fighter John Wayne started out as. Hehehehe... FANTASTIC. By the way DUKE (John Wayne's Horse) rules the Earth and could kick Shadowfax's ass I bet!
3. THE RETURN OF CAPTAIN MARVEL - I learned that intentially using one film as a lost leader for one of the greatest films of all time should not only be done, it commands to be done. I also learned that I must find a full print of this original serial as many people wanted to see the whole serial. hehehehe... God I love BNAT-ers.
4. Buster Keaton's THE GENERAL - After screening RETURN OF THE KING - I had two major programming issues. What on earth can play after RETURN OF THE KING and not disappoint? Secondly, What could I screen for Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh and THE QUEEN OF THE GEEKS? (no other name is ever required from this point on btw and all future prints of her films will carry this title for Her name.) The idea was to reboot the audience... Take them as far cinematically speaking as humanly possible from RETURN OF THE KING. Give them a totally different perfect film experience, and THE GENERAL affords that. Guy Forsyth and his band's live music score performed live was once again genius. Over 2/3rds of the audience had never seen the film. Now they have learned how to salute an entire approaching ranks while making out with your babe! IMPORTANT LESSON!
5. King Kong drives a Volkswagon Automatic while in New York.
6. ANCHORMAN is going to be absolutely fucking hysterical. When you behold Will Ferrell's erection, you'll send off for 10 penis patches to put on your dick all at once. My god, he'd make Jenna Jameson feel like a Virgin!
7. THE BODYGUARD - Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba! Viva! Chiba!
8. Chan Wook Park's OLDBOY is absolutely genius. The film is one of the most thrillingly disturbing and arresting works of cinema I have ever seen and is the very best film that David Fincher has never made. The reason for that is the soul of the conflicts within the very society that makes up SOUTH KOREA and the Korean experience in general. The film is an absolute picture of how REVENGE is never a straight road. Better than any contemporary set film made anywhere in the world today.
9. SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW trailer is one of the most perfect, beautiful, holy shit cool as fuck wanna see wanna see my god, let's watch that again and again and again and again things I've ever seen. Paul Dini took me aside after it played and weeped about how desperately he wanted to see that film... right now.
10. NID DE GUEPES is gorgeous on the big screen. I've seen the film perhaps 60 times on DVD - finally seeing it on the big screen with a BNAT audience proved once again, why the Drafthouse and in particular this audience is the greatest ever.
11. BLIND - that Asian actor was hot!
12. GINGER SNAPS 2 - mass female masturbation scenes are very important for the sanity of all. Does this happen? Is there somewhere where 40 young girls are lined up and asked to freely masturbate and explore the power of their own hands? Also Blondes are bad news.
13. HAUTE TENSION -- Sometimes 20 blows to a killer's head with a fence post wrapped with barbed wire... sometimes you have to go a little farther than that.
14. Watching the SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW trailer again was absolutely necessary!
15. TEENAGE MOTHER - is literally the single greatest late night unsuspecting grindhouse ambush film in the history of mankind. This movie hand the audience clapping along, snapping their fingers... digging the funky cool threads, the single most amazing spasmotic dork monkey ever to be named DUKE in film history... and then had the nerve to feature a 5 minute dance number in which he figures heavily. I was laughing non-stop. The Hot Rods were awesome. Also, this film taught me that I have never been more happy and secure in my own sexual identity as a man... and will never again ponder the dreamy notion of being a pregnant woman.
16. ROTTEN FRUIT - Utterly depraved and brilliant. Perfect Breakfast Entertainment!
17. UNDEAD - The Australian Spierig Brothers' film plays fantastic late late in a run. Specifically - anything that involves MARION delights the audiences endlessly. Also when the hot babe strips to her bra & panties for a logical plot reason... well... that's just great!
18. THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST -- Never listen to a National Media coverage of alleged screenings. This film played to an audience 230 exhausted cinema loving movie worshipers from all around the world, every political and religious group... and the film received a 5 minute standing ovation and a 90 minute Q&A that included numerous questions grasping to understand what the "critics" of this film are talking about.
19. Mel Gibson -- It was stunning to do a 90 minute Q&A with Mel Gibson at the 28 hours of continual conciousness... and it seemed to go incredibly well. When he first came out he was seemingly quite nervous and visibly uncomfortable. I could see that he really had no idea what to expect from this audience in terms of "confrontations" and "feelings". Beginning with the tearful blessings and thank yous from one Houston Lady, to the applause for the sheer bravery to make non-traditional works of passion instead of just chipping away at another sequel. Well... It was gratifying. When one of Mel's associates was answering questions, watching Mel on his hands and knees autographing a couple of front row-ers' programs was... maybe the single best image I have from BNAT this year... actually... let me take that back...
Watching the look on the 11 year old girl's face who attended as she was seeing Peter Jackson and Mel Gibson in person. Watching Fran Walsh and "The Queen of the Geeks" interacting with everyone. The fear that we had killed Peter Jackson when suddenly he fell to the ground by a disguised platform of steps. I'll never forget the weight of that smoke grenade. I'll never forget hearing that SECURITY forgot their metal detecting wands. Watching an audience discover the genius of Chan Wook Park for the first time. Seeing the sheer joy on people's faces as each and every surprise hit them. Watching Eli Roth asking Mel Gibson how CABIN FEVER played business wise in Australia this past weekend, only to have Mel Gibson say, "Cabin Fever, what's that?" And the entire audience going into hysterics!
The moment where I was trying to start talking after RETURN OF THE KING and for some inexplicably emotional moment, I came very near the point of losing the ability to speak all together.
Watching 40 geeks trying their hardest to beat the living shit out of a life size papermache Harry Pinata... as the Harry Pinata took on all comers!!!
Watching TEENAGE MOTHER and sharing the experience with Tim League as we watched our cinematic terrorism come to pass, executed beyond our wildest dreams!
Watching Father Geek give out TONS OF SideShow Toys! Watching BNATERS going around getting their yearbooks signed. Watching everyone talking with others based upon finding commonalities from the yearbook. And ultimately having the coolest BNAT T-shirts ever....
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Reader Talkback
What!? Harry screened ROTK and
the Passion this year, AND Mel
Gi by Sith Witch | Dec 8th, 2003 01:48:05 AM | COOOOOOOOOL by Morage | Dec 8th, 2003 01:48:11 AM | Oh well...nevermind... by Morage | Dec 8th, 2003 01:52:39 AM | Cool as hell by devanjedi | Dec 8th, 2003 01:53:12 AM | 2003 PASSION
&ROTK.(applauds)...2004.....gh
ost town (boooooooos) by Even_Se7ven | Dec 8th, 2003 02:02:33 AM | Dear God, had I the weekend
off... by Dug Wells | Dec 8th, 2003 02:06:16 AM | Holy Shit! Amazing! by JAGUART | Dec 8th, 2003 02:14:21 AM | Oh My God, They Almost Killed
Peter Jackson! by Silver Shamrock | Dec 8th, 2003 02:19:22 AM | BNAT OWNED ALL...... by Jon E Cin | Dec 8th, 2003 02:19:34 AM | MY GOD!!! by mag7man | Dec 8th, 2003 02:23:37 AM | You People Fucking SUCK! by OgieOglethorpe | Dec 8th, 2003 02:26:02 AM | BNAT5 & ROTK by Darth Thoth | Dec 8th, 2003 02:26:16 AM | no. BNAT PWNED all by flipster | Dec 8th, 2003 02:27:23 AM | And oh yeah... by Darth Thoth | Dec 8th, 2003 02:28:21 AM | Okay, so Darth Thoth, you
wrote... by Alexandra.DuPont | Dec 8th, 2003 02:44:46 AM | All but Undead by AnwarNamtut | Dec 8th, 2003 02:56:35 AM | HAPPY BDAY HARRY by Daddylonghead | Dec 8th, 2003 02:58:26 AM | Passion of Christ Advertising by DrunkDancingFool | Dec 8th, 2003 03:06:24 AM | Alexandra.DuPont by Darth Thoth | Dec 8th, 2003 03:11:03 AM | I hate Mel Gibson by Mr Sidney James | Dec 8th, 2003 03:11:32 AM | I think towards everyone by judasbooth | Dec 8th, 2003 03:16:59 AM | Did anyone verbally pimp-slap
PJ for choosing Naomi Watts
over K by Cash Bailey | Dec 8th, 2003 03:17:46 AM | Nobody asked Mel Gibson about
MAD MAX 4????? by My Ass Smells | Dec 8th, 2003 03:24:47 AM | Re: JudasBooth by DrunkDancingFool | Dec 8th, 2003 03:26:41 AM | Re: Drunkdancingfool by judasbooth | Dec 8th, 2003 03:50:55 AM | So the mystery film by devanjedi | Dec 8th, 2003 04:22:56 AM | Hope he shows pictures of this by Jonn | Dec 8th, 2003 04:52:19 AM | All hail Phillipa Boyens,
Quenn Of The Geeks. by raw_bean | Dec 8th, 2003 05:03:34 AM | QUEEN, I meant. by raw_bean | Dec 8th, 2003 05:03:59 AM | ROTK REVIEW!!!! by Snake-eyes | Dec 8th, 2003 05:22:46 AM | Ok im gonna use pure blind
green envy profanity to anyone
who we by TallScott | Dec 8th, 2003 05:24:32 AM | This man has absolutely NO
journalism talent at all..... by Alan Felix | Dec 8th, 2003 05:35:55 AM | Mr Sidney James, Mel doesn't
hate the English, go spread
your id by villiee_marsha | Dec 8th, 2003 05:43:16 AM | Mr Sidney James, Mel doesn't
hate the English, go spread
your id by villiee_marsha | Dec 8th, 2003 05:43:29 AM | Gibson already made a
brilliant film about a man who
suffered a by atinyspeckofdust | Dec 8th, 2003 05:44:06 AM | Passion of
Christ......hmmm..... by Snake-eyes | Dec 8th, 2003 06:06:17 AM | Alan Felix by Pandas-R-Us | Dec 8th, 2003 06:17:20 AM | duologue? Panda... by devanjedi | Dec 8th, 2003 07:03:13 AM | Totally Awesome! by JAGUART | Dec 8th, 2003 07:28:56 AM | "Little Hobbit"???? by Mars1 | Dec 8th, 2003 07:31:32 AM | What's really funny is that
people thought Mel Gibson was
joking by Atticus Finch | Dec 8th, 2003 07:38:49 AM | So did Mel Gibson explain why
he HATES THE JEWS!?!?!? by rev_skarekroe | Dec 8th, 2003 07:50:39 AM | I have seen Mel in person
while filming Signs by hawauer29a | Dec 8th, 2003 08:12:33 AM | I have seen Mel in person
while filming Signs by hawauer29a | Dec 8th, 2003 08:13:32 AM | Atticus Finch.....I agree! by Snake-eyes | Dec 8th, 2003 08:40:33 AM | any talk about Christ seems to
cause such division by aeolus | Dec 8th, 2003 09:03:56 AM | You say Dia, I say Duo by Pandas-R-Us | Dec 8th, 2003 09:22:32 AM | maybe Knowles meant to
write:Rotk is the single
greatest narrati by Windowlicker74 | Dec 8th, 2003 09:25:17 AM | greatest single narrative etc. by jonahmavesin | Dec 8th, 2003 09:35:33 AM | RotK Discussion by RobReid | Dec 8th, 2003 09:36:21 AM | jonahmavesin... by Snake-eyes | Dec 8th, 2003 09:54:12 AM | Thank Yous by Darth Thoth | Dec 8th, 2003 10:06:05 AM | aeolous by Rosie_Cotton | Dec 8th, 2003 10:06:39 AM | don't waste your breath aeolus by HeavenBoy | Dec 8th, 2003 10:13:54 AM | Happy Birthday, Harry! Now,
about those 'Quint On-Set'
Reports by Miami Mofo | Dec 8th, 2003 10:21:27 AM | Goals for next year by Garbageman33 | Dec 8th, 2003 10:24:33 AM | More on RotK by RobReid | Dec 8th, 2003 10:33:58 AM | HeavenBoy, you aren't a
Christian. by Rosie_Cotton | Dec 8th, 2003 10:38:11 AM | rosie -cotton by aeolus | Dec 8th, 2003 10:48:14 AM | Excuse me Rosie Cotton.... by HeavenBoy | Dec 8th, 2003 10:49:58 AM | again aeolus, you're wasting
your breath by HeavenBoy | Dec 8th, 2003 10:56:46 AM | hey, why not? by aeolus | Dec 8th, 2003 11:11:33 AM | RobReid by Darth Thoth | Dec 8th, 2003 11:17:14 AM | how many movies can be THE
GREATEST OF ALL TIME by Tigernan | Dec 8th, 2003 11:22:51 AM | I WILL CURSE MYSELF FOREVER
FOR NOT GETTING IN THIS TIME!! by 007-11 | Dec 8th, 2003 11:33:45 AM | HeavenBoy....please..... by Snake-eyes | Dec 8th, 2003 11:35:57 AM | I really shouldn't but... by Sheik Yerbouti | Dec 8th, 2003 11:36:31 AM | So, no SPIDEY 2 trailer with
the ROTK screening? by Blanket-Man | Dec 8th, 2003 11:48:58 AM | you're right by HeavenBoy | Dec 8th, 2003 11:51:34 AM | RotK is not the GREATEST FILM
OF ALL TIME"?!?!?!? Kill me
now! by Damitol | Dec 8th, 2003 11:52:24 AM | No Worries HeavenBoy by Sheik Yerbouti | Dec 8th, 2003 12:01:18 PM | Damitol by Darth Thoth | Dec 8th, 2003 12:05:37 PM | Nide de Guepes by PGee | Dec 8th, 2003 12:07:14 PM | HeavenBoy....fair comment by Snake-eyes | Dec 8th, 2003 12:07:35 PM | That's amazing, Harry!! by viola123 | Dec 8th, 2003 12:09:21 PM | A Harry Pinata? That must have
been huge. by Big Bad Clone | Dec 8th, 2003 12:12:47 PM | Thank you, Damitol by MercilessMing | Dec 8th, 2003 12:19:03 PM | ...sounds like you had a
decent time by drjones | Dec 8th, 2003 12:25:23 PM | It's pretty obvious by now.... by The Flashlight | Dec 8th, 2003 01:29:52 PM | One More RotK Review by RobReid | Dec 8th, 2003 02:10:58 PM | Harry fellates anti-Semite and
fag-basher Melvin Gibson by heywood jablomie | Dec 8th, 2003 04:08:21 PM | Ya know metaphorical Harry get
accused of having so much more
se by Big Bad Clone | Dec 8th, 2003 05:04:39 PM | Ignorant McNuggets by goldboink | Dec 8th, 2003 06:26:10 PM | Bnat by T-Pot25 | Dec 9th, 2003 01:14:19 AM | Godfather 3 may suck, but I
think it's safe to say that 1
& 2 wi by BarrelRider | Dec 9th, 2003 06:14:42 AM | David Fincher? by hippolyta | Dec 9th, 2003 02:12:48 PM | STUNTROCKER!!!! by stuntrocker | Dec 9th, 2003 02:17:42 PM | So how long before... by KryptonsLastSon | Dec 9th, 2003 02:39:26 PM | BNAT 5 ROCKED, but...... by samuri999 | Dec 10th, 2003 03:02:36 PM |
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