Hey folks, Harry here... Quint is a cursed seaman. It might be all that saltiness dripping from his fingertips as he types shorting out his 'puters... but he goes through them as fast as Talkbackers go through posting names... Sometimes faster. I called the number he said... and WOW! Check it out!
Ahoy, squirts. I've been spending quite a deal of time battling with my Compaq laptop... it decided that the 80% free memory it has isn't enough to do things like open folders... It's been fun.
Trapped on that computer is an image of the official mini-poster of Bruce Campbell as Elvis for BUBBA HO-TEP. It's a must see for any hard core Bruce fan and I meant to have it up for you folks, but then my computer decided to punk out on me. Lucky for us, though, you can go check it out at CREATURE CORNER!
Speaking of LUCKY, I also got word from one of my favorite sources, Pack-ew, that Bruce Campbell is signed, sealed and delivered to appear in Lucky McKee's THE WOODS. Lucky's a talented director... See MAY if you don't believe me... Lion's Gate kinda slipped that one out on DVD and decided not to tell anybody, it seems.
No word yet on who Bruce will be playing or how big the role is... I'll do some digging...
Speaking of DIGGING, I recently uncovered a key piece to one of the biggest cover-ups of all time. I can't say what it is, or The Man will know immediately. You people out there need to know the truth... Call this man... Call right now. He's up, I guarantee it. 310-228-3665.
Keep the faith, brothers and sisters! Time for me to sneak away. I'll be back soon, squirts. 'Til that day, this is Quint bidding you all a fond farewell and adieu.
-Quint
