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Hey folks, Harry here... Well, my unveiling of the Secret Order of the Pizza Knights, has caused another secret society to be unmasked. This one... Well, let's just say if the Moral Majority could've chunked a hand grenade, they'd all be dancing a jig. It seems that M.O.H. has been gathering for the past two years, not with the regularity that the Secret Order of the Pizza Knights have been, and so far, they haven't been organizing secret retrospective screenings for each other yet, but I've got the sneaky suspicion that they might. I've heard about these two meetings in the past and apparently the directors involved had an absolute blast. Wouldn't love to be worthy of sitting at those tables?

Harry:

Enjoyed reading about the "Knights of the Pizza Order".

However, there is another, more secretive and nefarious order lurking around the dark side of Hollywood.

Founded in 2002, I thought you might like to learn about the mysterious MOH, who meet after midnight and only on a full moon at an undisclosed embalming room.

Thought you might enjoy these pics.

Would appreciate if you WOULD NOT DISCLOSE where this info and pics came from as we've all sworn a blood & guts oath never to reveal the secrets of the MOH.







In pic #1, seated left to right are:

Larry Cohen

Robert Parigi

John Carpenter

Stuart Gordon

Don Coscarelli

Guillermo Del Toro

Bill Malone

John Landis

Tobe Hooper

Mick Garris

(seated - club mascot) Bob Burns








Pic #2 Fully aware that new blood is vital to the MOH, founding chairman Mick Garris recruited some of the finest independent new horror talent and these qualified new members were sworn in(don't ask what kind of arcane rituals they were forced to perform to gain entry...) seated left to right...

Lucky McKee

Richard Kelly

Eli Roth

Tobe Hooper

Tim Sullivan

Larry Cohen

Greg Pritikin

John Landis

Bill Malone

Stuart Gordon

Mick Garris

Don Coscarelli

By the way...the MOH eat more than pizza at their meetings...

Enjoy,

Bobby "Doc" Weine

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