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Published on Friday, May 30, 2003 - 8:03am |
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Demonic Smurfs will fight for Merlin in Antoine Fuqua's KING ARTHUR
Hey folks, Harry here... ok, maybe they ain't demonic smurfs, but the will definitely be painted blue.... I guess the success of Nightcrawler and Mystique coupled with half of Mel Gibson's face in BRAVEHEART - has resulted in Blue becoming a color associated with "ASS KICKING" so in this warrior princess Guinevere flick... We'll end up with demonic blue Merlin Warriors... will they be nicknamed... "The Blue Meanies"?
Hey Harry,
Partook of a casting for extras in relation to the "King Arthur" film here
in Dublin at a place perhaps auspiciously refereed to as "The Factory".
Despite previous calls over the recent weeks it seems the studio guys wanted
to see yet even more fresh blood. Especially those with "athletic though not
overly muscular swimmer physiques". I won't bore you with the usual "we went
in, took off our tops, flexed some muscles and got photographed" drab
narration with is the norm for nearly ever casting call for extras, other to
say that the specific call for this body type was for "Merlin's Warriors".
When asked how we felt about running around a forest for a few weeks painted
blue with the opportunity of kicking the shit out of Saxons and such we all
gave a hearty exclamation of "Too Right!"
The part is for three weeks and the only other information we were given was
that Merlin's Warriors (apart from being of the blue skin tone) were
described as somewhat "demonic" with instructions that our parts would
entail us being quite feral and violent. We pushed for more ("How
violent?")but the nice lady would only add "Very Violent". Don't know if I
will be picked as there seemed to be a preference with guys with long hear
and/or beards with I neither possess though a lot of them had the telltale
Irish beer gut despite the call requiring "fit and tonned people of a low
body fat ratio" which I do have so we'll just have to wait and see.
Regards,
Keep up the good work.
If you use this you can call me Brodie Magenta.
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Reader Talkback
Antoin fuqua = crappy director by Jon E Cin | May 30th, 2003 08:05:27 AM | QUICK SOMEONE GET FATHER
ABRAHAMS!!! by KID AB | May 30th, 2003 08:07:42 AM | If You're Going To Bitch.... by EricAlan69 | May 30th, 2003 08:08:33 AM | Whats the point? Why
bother..... by Jon Zuckerman | May 30th, 2003 08:30:28 AM | Tomboy beanpoles, *and*
warrior Smurfs? by Moriarity Report | May 30th, 2003 08:42:24 AM | What this film needs is Bill
Murray in a Blue Meanie suit
by Ric by Josef K | May 30th, 2003 08:42:32 AM | Oh, Woad Is Me by Drath | May 30th, 2003 08:55:16 AM | evilbeaker, i read that crap
you wrote... by kicker_of_elves | May 30th, 2003 08:57:24 AM | Wasn`t there some big fuss in
the 80`s that the Smurfs WERE
demo by Elgyn6655321 | May 30th, 2003 09:04:37 AM | I agree, Cerebus by Wingnut1A | May 30th, 2003 09:09:53 AM | Jon E Cin... you're a fucking
hateter by Lost Skeleton | May 30th, 2003 09:11:41 AM | Antwone foh-kwah can stuff
King Arthur up his tooty! by AlpoJones | May 30th, 2003 09:29:30 AM | I dont like the idea by Wingnut1A | May 30th, 2003 09:35:09 AM | King Arthur and shit by SFA | May 30th, 2003 10:12:30 AM | Merlin & Shit by Kristian | May 30th, 2003 10:17:03 AM | Antoine Fuqua is not a crap
director. by numberface | May 30th, 2003 10:17:59 AM | King Arthur, Merlin and shit by SFA | May 30th, 2003 10:20:26 AM | How can Arthur be an English
legend? by JTylor | May 30th, 2003 10:29:05 AM | The best Arthur movie? by yourmoviesucked | May 30th, 2003 10:35:02 AM | The Good, the Bad and the
Naked. by nottoo | May 30th, 2003 10:35:48 AM | The best Arthur movie? by yourmoviesucked | May 30th, 2003 10:37:47 AM | Hell, I could've auditioned
for this role! by rev_skarekroe | May 30th, 2003 10:39:46 AM | The Blue Meanies are my spirit
animals! by K0NY | May 30th, 2003 10:50:38 AM | re: english legend by mansep | May 30th, 2003 11:01:35 AM | I think the sequel should be
called Arthur 2: On The Rocks
with by Chaffro | May 30th, 2003 11:04:47 AM | Welsh = English? Nah! by SFA | May 30th, 2003 11:06:12 AM | English a Germanic people? by mansep | May 30th, 2003 11:15:56 AM | Yeah by SFA | May 30th, 2003 11:35:56 AM | If they are gonna make Arthur
a Roman soldier... by Wingnut1A | May 30th, 2003 12:03:31 PM | Smurfs, Merlin, and Fuqua. by Johnny Smith | May 30th, 2003 12:47:22 PM | First I read "Smurfs", then I
thought Nah, It must say
"Surfs", by vorpalbuni | May 30th, 2003 01:24:51 PM | English and Celts didn't
really mix that much by alexnivek | May 30th, 2003 02:21:21 PM | This is an informative and
interesting talkback, thanks
to one a by nottoo | May 30th, 2003 03:21:46 PM | That's all you need to make a
hit movie nowadays: SAXON
VIOLENCE by TimBenzedrine | May 30th, 2003 03:31:02 PM | Is that the REAL bjarki? by morGoth | May 30th, 2003 04:02:17 PM | My, what an informative
talkback! by Smokey Leonard | May 30th, 2003 04:03:04 PM | Sarmatians and Marcus Aurelius
(of Gladiator fame) by mansep | May 30th, 2003 04:50:05 PM | it's true, Welsh does mean
foreign by mansep | May 30th, 2003 04:57:21 PM | Re: mansep and the Sarmatians. by nottoo | May 30th, 2003 05:53:59 PM | They need a scene where
Gargamel(played by Rob
Schneider) sodomi by jules windex | May 31st, 2003 01:47:45 AM | Harry, the blue makes sense by Stormin | May 31st, 2003 04:10:42 PM | Excalibur... by BuggerOff | May 31st, 2003 07:51:56 PM | Aww c'mon Bugger by Wingnut1A | May 31st, 2003 07:59:55 PM | But does King Arthur have any
dead raped deer? by Mr. Tourette's | Jun 1st, 2003 12:30:40 PM | History Knowledge by Psychonaut | Jun 1st, 2003 01:50:42 PM | good arthurian legend reading by truebeliever1023 | Jun 2nd, 2003 01:27:01 PM | they're picts, not smurfs by kidrobot | Jun 2nd, 2003 08:51:44 PM | I would hold off on any
negative criticism of the film
until it' by JohnnyTremaine | Jun 2nd, 2003 10:51:44 PM | Jutes? by GeneralTso | Jun 4th, 2003 02:29:48 AM | Arthur may have actually been
... by alpha | Jun 4th, 2003 04:05:08 AM | Another blue paint theory by Scissorman | Jun 5th, 2003 02:13:22 AM | Another blue paint theory by Scissorman | Jun 5th, 2003 02:13:36 AM |
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