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SCOOBY DOO 2 - the horror never ends

Hey folks, Harry here... just in case you thought Mr Prinze Jr's oath to not act anymore was a lie, he proves it by not acting in SCOOBY DOO 2! While the first film was merely a mediocre endeavor, this second one promises to be bigger in every way. Just look at the Mystery Van! That's bigger than before!










And all their clothes have long sleeves this time!










And it even qualifies to be in the COOLSONIAN MUSEUM! Wow...










Also, to guarantee quality, Alicia (BATMAN & ROBIN) Silverstone, who straight from her straight to video awesome turn in... um... ROCK MY WORLD!!! Wow, can you really believe how incredibly awesome this film is turning out? Could it be more mediocre than last time? Well, perhaps if they lowered Lillard's Shaggy and Scooby's Scooby down to Fred and Daphne's level... but then... it wouldn't even be mediocre anymore, it'd just be plain sad and totally worthless. Let's hope the beat mediocrity and shoot for tolerable, though to dream of it being good or great... that's just not a reasonable goal for expectations... right? Besides, we wouldn't want to ruin Freddie's streak of the truly mundane and forgettable going back to WING COMANDER, DOWN TO YOU, BOYS AND GIRLS, HEAD OVER HEELS, SUMMER CATCH and his opus... SCOOBY-DOO. Never fear... the retiring Freddie Prinze Jr is going to squeeze three more bowl stainers with HAPPILY N'EVER AFTER, SCOOBY 2 and THE SWEDISH JOB... his final film, which truthfully may be his best film... as it is from the director of SLC PUNK which wasn't a total load of excrement... well, at least not when Lillard was off-screen, but this time Freddie will put his acting chops up against Billy Bob Thornton, Stellan Skarsgard, Lena Olin and Harvey Keitel... He'll show them what for! Thanks for the pics goes out to HollywoodNorthReport.Com and Mark!

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