I am – Hercules!!

Okay, one last thing: “24” and "Alias" have already been renewed for year three!

From today’s Dow Jones business news:

[Fox Network entertainment president Gail] Berman said "24" was the fifth-highest rated program on television, and announced that Fox would renew the program for a third season. "By making the pickup now, we can give the producers ample time to go complete the course of the season, and plant the seeds for the next one," she said. Ms. Berman said the show would retain its 24-hour concept, but declined to confirm if series star Keifer Sutherland would return. "That could potentially give away a story line,and I'm not into doing that," she said.

From zap2it.com:

[ABC chairman Lloyd] Braun and ABC Entertainment President Susan Lyne announced Wednesday (Feb. 26) that the network has picked up "Alias" and all six of its Tuesday and Wednesday comedies for next season.

Oh, and also? We know Sarah Michelle Gellar tearfully confirms in the coming Entertainment Weekly that “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” is over, as we surmised last week. So you can stop emailing already!

I am – Hercules!!

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