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Hilarious Little Tasty Treat From TERMINATOR 3!!

Hey, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab.

Y’know... at this point... I just have to laugh.

Howdy Moriarty -

Got some more bad news about T3. The Terminator has turned into a candy-ass - literally! According to Advertising Age magazine (Jan 27th edition) and I quote...

Arnold Schwarzenegger will promote his native land by eating Manner-Schnitten chocolate wafers, Austria's biggest-selling confectionary product, in Warner Bros. "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines" out in July. In the movie, the 55-year-old Austrian-born actor buys a package of the chocolate wafers in his roll as the killing cyborg machine and eats them on screen. A spokeswoman at Grace, the Austrian ad agency that works for the confectionery marketer Manner, said the company did not pay for the product placement. "We have had dealings with Mr. Schwarzenegger in the past," she said. "I think the fact that he is Austrian has helped and I believe we have a special relationship with him because of it."

Nice to know that the Terminator will be eating cookies in T3. I wonder if the new Terminator sings him a lullaby for his afternoon nap. Watch out for Terminator blankees for your kidees at a mall near you.

Just call me TrekBody.

Ahahahahahahahaha. Makes sense, actually. If I were going to try to destroy the last hope of mankind, I’d make a robot that looks like a 55 year old Austrian heart patient, and I’d make sure he likes cookies. Wouldn’t you?!

"Moriarty" out.





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This is some emabarrasing SHIT!!!!
by Dr_Zoidberg
Jan 29th, 2003
06:54:04 AM
suckers
by ShroveBun
Jan 29th, 2003
06:54:31 AM
What is even more embarrasing is that I can't spell...
by Dr_Zoidberg
Jan 29th, 2003
06:56:47 AM
Once i have seen Claire Danes fire that machine gun....
by KID AB
Jan 29th, 2003
07:06:44 AM
T3
by TheDarkKnight
Jan 29th, 2003
07:10:22 AM
Well, scratch one potentially great sequel.....
by Red Raider
Jan 29th, 2003
07:12:20 AM
whatever.
by Ditko
Jan 29th, 2003
07:16:48 AM
No news...
by Buscemi 01
Jan 29th, 2003
07:18:51 AM
What happened to Conan ?
by Ord Mandrell
Jan 29th, 2003
07:24:40 AM
look! hilarious!
by NakedMonk26
Jan 29th, 2003
07:25:50 AM
I thought robots can't eat?
by qualopec
Jan 29th, 2003
07:27:59 AM
Uuuh...
by TELESCREEN
Jan 29th, 2003
07:41:35 AM
test
by bluelou_boyle
Jan 29th, 2003
08:04:37 AM
Moriarty
by bluelou_boyle
Jan 29th, 2003
08:08:26 AM
C'mon guys, have you even TRIED the cookies? They're really, re
by rev_skarekroe
Jan 29th, 2003
08:08:43 AM
Yes, yes; we've all seen the Penny Arcade cartoon thank you.
by Noriko Takaya
Jan 29th, 2003
08:10:42 AM
Ouch.
by KONG33
Jan 29th, 2003
08:11:32 AM
Ja, Manner-Schnitten ist gut
by Buck_Turgidson
Jan 29th, 2003
08:19:59 AM
words that spring to mind
by vicious_bastard
Jan 29th, 2003
08:21:04 AM
Life is like box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna
by Silvio Dante
Jan 29th, 2003
08:28:54 AM
The Cyborg eats because...
by Regicidal_Maniac
Jan 29th, 2003
08:29:23 AM
Well isn't product placement special?
by sofalord
Jan 29th, 2003
08:32:46 AM
Reading with ASD
by Silvio Dante
Jan 29th, 2003
08:33:23 AM
Brassmonkey
by Captain Dobie
Jan 29th, 2003
08:41:30 AM
BrassMonkey, I know. Dosen't that NINE DISC ALIEN BOX SET look F
by Regicidal_Maniac
Jan 29th, 2003
08:44:09 AM
At least this'll bomb so badly...
by Kid Z
Jan 29th, 2003
08:46:13 AM
Brassmonkey
by Captain Dobie
Jan 29th, 2003
08:48:36 AM
Captain Dobie, you're not entirely correct about JAWS 5.
by Regicidal_Maniac
Jan 29th, 2003
08:51:54 AM
Twonky Looking Terminators is a good idea.
by zinc_chameleon
Jan 29th, 2003
09:07:20 AM
BrassMonkey
by DannyOcean01
Jan 29th, 2003
09:15:08 AM
It'll be cut out.
by Three Quarks
Jan 29th, 2003
09:18:19 AM
Which one will be a bigger flop: T3, TOMB RAIDER 2 or LEAGUE OF
by granhalcon
Jan 29th, 2003
09:22:22 AM
Oh and TELESCREEN... RIGHT ON!!!!
by Regicidal_Maniac
Jan 29th, 2003
09:33:05 AM
sorta reminds me................Go do King Conan
by The JackBULL
Jan 29th, 2003
09:53:00 AM
Terminator 3 : Electric Boogaloo
by gopher
Jan 29th, 2003
10:08:34 AM
"Listen you fuckers, you screwheads..."
by The_Goat
Jan 29th, 2003
10:10:49 AM
FUCK YOU MORIARTY!
by DukeTheBastard
Jan 29th, 2003
10:21:00 AM
And by the way................
by DukeTheBastard
Jan 29th, 2003
10:22:52 AM
And........
by DukeTheBastard
Jan 29th, 2003
10:24:13 AM
BrassMonkey WW3
by Regicidal_Maniac
Jan 29th, 2003
10:32:09 AM
hey, I AM from austria and i MUST say..
by b0rbarad
Jan 29th, 2003
10:35:10 AM
Regicidal Maniac
by DannyOcean01
Jan 29th, 2003
10:35:24 AM
heh, this could be a funny scene.
by Tall_Boy
Jan 29th, 2003
10:35:30 AM
Stan Gable Hey Fuck You too.
by Regicidal_Maniac
Jan 29th, 2003
10:45:20 AM
Penny Arcade is not funny.
by The Pardoner
Jan 29th, 2003
10:52:10 AM
Oh, and Regicial, you're missing the point.
by The Pardoner
Jan 29th, 2003
10:56:20 AM
BrassMonkey do you even pay attention to the news you're actuall
by Regicidal_Maniac
Jan 29th, 2003
10:57:39 AM
Brassass
by DannyOcean01
Jan 29th, 2003
11:02:57 AM
I get the joke...
by Gheorghe Zamfir
Jan 29th, 2003
11:05:40 AM
Stan Gable despite your dripping sarcasm, yes.
by Regicidal_Maniac
Jan 29th, 2003
11:06:38 AM
Thanks DannyOcean01
by Regicidal_Maniac
Jan 29th, 2003
11:09:19 AM
The Pardoner
by Regicidal_Maniac
Jan 29th, 2003
11:10:51 AM
you guys are fucking freaks
by nut sack
Jan 29th, 2003
11:12:50 AM
Morons!!
by moutchy
Jan 29th, 2003
11:13:42 AM
Jealous Europeans
by Praetor
Jan 29th, 2003
11:13:48 AM
Facism
by DannyOcean01
Jan 29th, 2003
11:15:08 AM
rule the world
by nut sack
Jan 29th, 2003
11:20:52 AM
Stan Gable
by DannyOcean01
Jan 29th, 2003
11:22:49 AM
Stan 2
by DannyOcean01
Jan 29th, 2003
11:30:52 AM
How about some truth...
by bigheadedpygmies
Jan 29th, 2003
11:41:37 AM
Hey, wait: Where's AB King?
by Wino-Forever
Jan 29th, 2003
11:42:17 AM
It could have been smart. Oh well.
by zinc_chameleon
Jan 29th, 2003
11:50:20 AM
Stan 3
by DannyOcean01
Jan 29th, 2003
11:52:24 AM
"UMPH!! Jeethuth, B.P., Get Over Here!! I Almoth Spith Outh My
by Battle-Poster
Jan 29th, 2003
11:53:10 AM
regicidal_maniac
by vicious_bastard
Jan 29th, 2003
12:05:56 PM
There's no way this movie is gonna' tank!
by zer0cool2k2
Jan 29th, 2003
12:09:37 PM
Regicidal Maniac
by greg39
Jan 29th, 2003
12:12:28 PM
There's no way this movie is gonna' tank...(stupid enter key)
by zer0cool2k2
Jan 29th, 2003
12:17:03 PM
Hasta la vista, baby!
by Andel Crodo
Jan 29th, 2003
12:18:39 PM
The Comeback of the Hasta La Vista phrases
by loc
Jan 29th, 2003
12:36:52 PM
Regicidal_Maniac
by Andel Crodo
Jan 29th, 2003
12:37:49 PM
Eeeat dah MANNer-ScHnITTenn, John Connor.
by nazismasher
Jan 29th, 2003
12:41:58 PM
Hey, DannyOcean, answer this if you're not a pussy!!!
by TurdFergeson
Jan 29th, 2003
12:47:27 PM
You know it
by kinekor
Jan 29th, 2003
12:56:08 PM
Regicidal Maniac
by greg39
Jan 29th, 2003
12:56:35 PM
Man A-Shittin
by elegant mess
Jan 29th, 2003
01:04:53 PM
Terminator - Cameron = Crap
by micben1
Jan 29th, 2003
01:05:42 PM
Turd
by DannyOcean01
Jan 29th, 2003
01:06:15 PM
After great films such as Conan 1, Terminator 1 and 2, and True
by NeofromtheMatrix
Jan 29th, 2003
01:10:51 PM
For your attention Turd
by DannyOcean01
Jan 29th, 2003
01:19:33 PM
More and more Shit T3 has to take
by Si@yippiekiyay
Jan 29th, 2003
01:21:17 PM
Chill folks....
by SoulOnIce
Jan 29th, 2003
01:33:12 PM
what the fuck?
by BRTick
Jan 29th, 2003
01:46:26 PM
Ja, das Kookie schmeckt gut
by Lord Shatner
Jan 29th, 2003
01:49:23 PM
He heals by eating food!?
by ThingsThatTimDog
Jan 29th, 2003
02:05:09 PM
why is this shocking to anyone?
by theAardvark
Jan 29th, 2003
02:10:58 PM
Everyone knows Bad ol President Bush created Skynet!! Don't eat
by Moriarity Report
Jan 29th, 2003
02:16:39 PM
SWEET DUDE!
by imageburn13
Jan 29th, 2003
02:20:52 PM
oh and does the terminatrix bitch
by imageburn13
Jan 29th, 2003
02:26:15 PM
Thirty-five second giggle.
by Nordling
Jan 29th, 2003
02:31:23 PM
hmmm chocolate
by Insurance Policy
Jan 29th, 2003
02:35:12 PM
There smoking some bad crack over at Warner Bros.
by NJM
Jan 29th, 2003
02:49:03 PM
wouldn't it be neat if everyone died?
by DOGSOUP
Jan 29th, 2003
02:56:22 PM
the war is not America's fault...
by lynxpro
Jan 29th, 2003
03:15:46 PM

by Barney Gumble
Jan 29th, 2003
03:20:38 PM
I love how douchebag foreigners visit our sites to insult us.
by Evil McSatan
Jan 29th, 2003
03:20:39 PM
Our numbering system is Arabic
by GypsyTRobot
Jan 29th, 2003
03:24:57 PM
Is the Penny Arcade author related to the guy who does "Mallard
by The The
Jan 29th, 2003
03:25:06 PM
More for you xenophobes
by GypsyTRobot
Jan 29th, 2003
03:32:45 PM
stan:thank you for helping me with my point
by DOGSOUP
Jan 29th, 2003
03:43:13 PM
heh. since you would like that so much i don't think i will...
by DOGSOUP
Jan 29th, 2003
03:56:04 PM
you people are so easy to piss off
by DOGSOUP
Jan 29th, 2003
03:58:34 PM
nope...that takes too much effort to piss a feminist off...
by DOGSOUP
Jan 29th, 2003
04:14:32 PM
DOGSOUP,REALLY,SHUT THE FUCK UP
by Gutter-Glitter
Jan 29th, 2003
04:19:01 PM
Stan Gable and sideshow_bill are patriotic to the point of an ut
by Regicidal_Maniac
Jan 29th, 2003
04:39:28 PM
Towelie, you dumbass
by greg39
Jan 29th, 2003
04:42:05 PM
I hope Mostow isn't surprised when this movie sinks his career l
by No. 41
Jan 29th, 2003
04:42:10 PM
Towlie
by Mako
Jan 29th, 2003
04:46:24 PM
9/11
by Mako
Jan 29th, 2003
04:55:00 PM
Blame James Cameron, it was his idea...
by GuruAskew
Jan 29th, 2003
05:07:29 PM
This could be the start of Arnie's Comeback
by FrankCobretti
Jan 29th, 2003
05:11:23 PM
Isn't it strange that the news of Arnold eating candy in another
by JustAnotherGuy
Jan 29th, 2003
05:15:26 PM
beer & chocolate
by DocPazuzu
Jan 29th, 2003
05:24:04 PM
Stupid Fucking Liberals
by jokahsmokah
Jan 29th, 2003
05:26:35 PM
Maybe Arnie should drink a case of INSURE insead...
by Tarl_Cabot
Jan 29th, 2003
05:26:49 PM
Instead-sorry spelling Police!
by Tarl_Cabot
Jan 29th, 2003
05:27:40 PM
Youi'
by ds9_sucks
Jan 29th, 2003
05:30:21 PM
You're all nazis
by ds9_sucks
Jan 29th, 2003
05:31:13 PM
What If London Is The Next Target?
by Mako
Jan 29th, 2003
05:38:45 PM
Arn-OLD should retire after Terminator 3,Conan 3
by Tarl_Cabot
Jan 29th, 2003
05:41:51 PM
Towelie, you are as stupid as the terrorists you love and suppor
by greg39
Jan 29th, 2003
05:46:29 PM
I'm going to tie a steak to my dick
by johnnyangel
Jan 29th, 2003
06:11:55 PM
"C is for Cookie,That's good enough for me..."
by Atlantis2001
Jan 29th, 2003
06:36:48 PM
Northern Ireland
by Praetor
Jan 29th, 2003
06:37:01 PM
poor "misunderstood" nazis.....
by DocPazuzu
Jan 29th, 2003
06:43:48 PM
What next?
by Schnorbitz
Jan 29th, 2003
06:51:55 PM
Comments and Replies
by jbreen
Jan 29th, 2003
07:14:12 PM
t3,cookies..
by ABAR
Jan 29th, 2003
07:16:12 PM
Is there anyone out there who thought this movie would NOT suck?
by CineRam
Jan 29th, 2003
07:17:05 PM
Very rarely do I already feel such contempt for a major summer b
by a goonie
Jan 29th, 2003
08:04:08 PM
GODAMMIT!!!!
by manwiththedogs
Jan 29th, 2003
08:05:36 PM
Go ahead and protest the war on terror...
by Chimmythechimp
Jan 29th, 2003
08:29:30 PM
answers, please . . . .
by ol' painless
Jan 29th, 2003
09:18:46 PM
answers, please . . . .
by ol' painless
Jan 29th, 2003
09:19:51 PM
answers, please . . . .
by ol' painless
Jan 29th, 2003
09:21:17 PM
Why does Georgie boy want war with Iraq?
by manwiththedogs
Jan 29th, 2003
10:30:46 PM
Speaking of the French...
by Chimmythechimp
Jan 29th, 2003
10:50:56 PM
Bush couldn't handle a P.O.W, let alone my humongus penis
by Chuck Norris
Jan 29th, 2003
10:57:21 PM
The French will unite and have a huge orgy!
by Kip Winger
Jan 29th, 2003
11:05:23 PM
Kip, you're licking my balls after bush is finished
by Chuck Norris
Jan 29th, 2003
11:12:54 PM
a lady never tells...
by Kip Winger
Jan 29th, 2003
11:20:11 PM
just wait all of you.....
by uberbill
Jan 29th, 2003
11:23:10 PM
bring back THE A-TEAM
by Chuck Norris
Jan 29th, 2003
11:27:06 PM
let's just wait this one out...
by Kip Winger
Jan 29th, 2003
11:34:32 PM
off topic
by TELESCREEN
Jan 29th, 2003
11:35:35 PM
uberbill is a crack smoking lephracaun
by Chuck Norris
Jan 29th, 2003
11:41:30 PM
one time chuck norris caught me....
by uberbill
Jan 29th, 2003
11:47:45 PM
one time chuck norris caught me....
by uberbill
Jan 29th, 2003
11:48:25 PM
hey uber-lepracaun!
by Kip Winger
Jan 29th, 2003
11:51:54 PM
No lephracauns need apply
by Chuck Norris
Jan 29th, 2003
11:58:23 PM
Chuck you've got one more chance.
by Kip Winger
Jan 30th, 2003
12:05:53 AM
pick on someone my own size?.....
by uberbill
Jan 30th, 2003
12:09:23 AM
practically?
by Chuck Norris
Jan 30th, 2003
12:15:20 AM
VAGINA FACE???
by Kip Winger
Jan 30th, 2003
12:19:19 AM
OH NO! More T3 news on AICN...
by LucienPierce
Jan 30th, 2003
12:23:10 AM
Imminent Wholesale Murder
by Broken_Hill
Jan 30th, 2003
01:10:16 AM
To the guy who was disappointed by Robocop 2
by Indiana Clones
Jan 30th, 2003
01:37:44 AM
T3 is going to be worst than that stupid Lord of the Queers
by loc
Jan 30th, 2003
02:21:48 AM
Elvindeath-IDIOT OF HIGHEST ORDER
by DannyOcean01
Jan 30th, 2003
05:17:39 AM
Another Thing
by DannyOcean01
Jan 30th, 2003
06:15:46 AM
this is the end of arnolds film career
by mooncake
Jan 30th, 2003
06:57:57 AM
DannyOcean01 and other things
by radio1_mike
Jan 30th, 2003
07:55:42 AM
Your Cookies, Give Them to Me
by Hank0527
Jan 30th, 2003
08:08:43 AM
to all who say "this is the year of Matrix"
by 260298
Jan 30th, 2003
08:18:24 AM
RADIOMIKE
by DannyOcean01
Jan 30th, 2003
08:53:02 AM
KNOCK OFF THE FUCKING POLITICAL DEBATE BULLSHIT!!!! This talkba
by Red Raider
Jan 30th, 2003
09:08:16 AM
Open mouth, insert feet
by DocPazuzu
Jan 30th, 2003
09:13:11 AM
correction
by DocPazuzu
Jan 30th, 2003
09:14:40 AM
"I need your boots, your clothes, and your Manner-Schnittens!"
by Elliott Ness
Jan 30th, 2003
11:14:41 AM
I said it before and I'll say it again, This is the Year of the
by loc
Jan 30th, 2003
12:17:28 PM
Some Thoughts From Someone Who's Been There
by daughter of time
Jan 30th, 2003
12:28:49 PM
not all of Europe are wusses....
by lynxpro
Jan 30th, 2003
01:39:32 PM
WAR!!!!!!
by Kyle.Reese
Jan 30th, 2003
02:00:21 PM
ZombieHunter
by DocPazuzu
Jan 30th, 2003
02:11:25 PM
Get the Fuck Out!
by Supermonkey321
Jan 30th, 2003
04:08:33 PM
Why do people think T3 will fail??
by Blok Narpin
Jan 30th, 2003
05:51:43 PM
Crime Against Humanity
by Broken_Hill
Jan 30th, 2003
06:31:39 PM
I love it...
by Chimmythechimp
Jan 30th, 2003
07:31:36 PM
Regicidal Maniac
by Roger Thornhill
Jan 30th, 2003
09:51:30 PM
Roll? FAKE
by KrisTM
Jan 30th, 2003
11:30:39 PM
WTF! Knock off with the rhetoric please!!!!
by Puddin' Taine
Jan 30th, 2003
11:59:59 PM
*rolls eyes*
by Zone Zero
Jan 31st, 2003
04:34:21 AM
DO01
by radio1_mike
Jan 31st, 2003
06:59:01 AM
Nelson Mandela
by Kristian
Jan 31st, 2003
10:14:26 AM
Nelson Mandela was and is a commie fucktoy. Anyone stupid enough
by BannthisUcommies
Jan 31st, 2003
10:50:53 AM
ZombieHunter: assclown
by DocPazuzu
Jan 31st, 2003
01:01:04 PM
One more thing, ZombieHunter....
by DocPazuzu
Jan 31st, 2003
01:29:36 PM
the URL, ZombieHunter
by DocPazuzu
Jan 31st, 2003
01:30:42 PM
here we go again
by frank cotton
Jan 31st, 2003
01:46:46 PM
Only for experts...
by RAFAELANDES
Jan 31st, 2003
05:18:40 PM
Towelie and Caucasians
by Roger Thornhill
Feb 1st, 2003
01:47:07 AM
HEART PATIENT MY ASS...
by Mt. Top
Feb 1st, 2003
03:59:01 AM
HEART PATIENT MY ASS...
by Mt. Top
Feb 1st, 2003
03:59:58 AM
All I have to say is...
by Zone Zero
Feb 1st, 2003
04:32:42 AM
Mandela is an idiot...
by Supermonkey321
Feb 1st, 2003
06:51:48 AM
MENTOS COMPOS
by TomVee
Feb 1st, 2003
09:57:41 PM
AHNULD AND THE CAH
by TomVee
Feb 1st, 2003
10:48:07 PM

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