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The LAST SAMURAI's Village in Middle Earth!

Hey folks, Harry here with a peek into the village of THE LAST SAMURAI... Doesn't it just look buh-ewe-tea-full? I think so, I do, I do I do I do declare it's rather nice. Now what I want to know is if Tom Cruise is gonna get all Lightning Swords of mutherfucking Death on these jokers - or is this gonna be one of those clean cut and fall pansy ass jobs? I want "a mere flesh wound" to act like it came straight out of Monty Python dagnabit! Well, it probably won't be. Here ya go...

Harry,

Here's some beautiful pictures of the sets of the Last Samurai taken by a friend of a friend in "Middle Earth"

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As an answer to my question above, I got informed of the following... of which I can only say... GOODY GOODY GOODY!!!

Harry,  

I've sent a few things in before, probably not of much interest. Which'll be why they weren't printed. But this might actually be of interest.  

You were wondering about Tom Cruise unleashing...Motherfucking Death, was it? With a...what was it... Lightening Sword? You wondered about what we might see regarding, what should one say...bodily harm?  

Well, something tells me that this movie is not going to pussy out.  

Ok, now the bit I hate: I have a friend who...blah, blah, blah.  

My buddy did work on the Last Samurai. He tells me that the prosthetics guys on this movie have come up with a new kind of limb prosthetic that is somehow made to be cut anywhere you want, at random, and the cross section will look like a real severed limb, blood, bone and all!  

I don't know how they do it, but it sounds very cool (if dismemberment does it for you, heh). I heard stories of their make up boss testing it out with a real samurai sword, basically unleashing himself on random parts of fake limbs to test it out and it looked liked someone had been hacked up. Any part you slice, a  bloody cross section will result. The fight choreographers can basically go for it on this one, I think.  

So, if you are making a samurai movie and you have this new physical effect at your disposal, would you pussy out?  

Nuff said.  

I don't know how they's done it, but I know they's done it!  

Swokes Swokes.  

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Is this place guarded?
by Silvio Dante
Jan 21st, 2003
07:02:07 AM
That's not Middle Earth..
by The Riot
Jan 21st, 2003
07:02:52 AM
HMMMM
by DannyOcean01
Jan 21st, 2003
07:08:20 AM
What?
by nomadic
Jan 21st, 2003
07:10:54 AM
not another tom cruse movie
by turbosb
Jan 21st, 2003
07:13:22 AM
It's new Edward Zwick flick
by Silvio Dante
Jan 21st, 2003
07:17:37 AM
Silvio
by nomadic
Jan 21st, 2003
07:26:05 AM
what the film is about...
by Citizen_Dildo
Jan 21st, 2003
07:35:36 AM
Yeah, Cruise is Cruise
by Silvio Dante
Jan 21st, 2003
07:44:57 AM
Tom Cruise playing a Samurai???
by Zayd
Jan 21st, 2003
08:12:08 AM
That's Good, Dildo
by Mr. Smegma
Jan 21st, 2003
09:11:30 AM
I believe what you are looking for is...
by JAGUART
Jan 21st, 2003
09:50:49 AM
If it doesn't have Richard Chamberlain...
by rev_skarekroe
Jan 21st, 2003
10:21:57 AM
Cruise is not playing japanese
by LEGION the otaku
Jan 21st, 2003
10:22:09 AM
At least a few of you know what you are talking about.
by Paul W
Jan 21st, 2003
11:01:30 AM
Actually,
by Paul W
Jan 21st, 2003
11:08:26 AM
Richard Chamberlain should do a cameo
by Lord Shatner
Jan 21st, 2003
12:21:46 PM
american samurai...
by DarkWingDragon
Jan 21st, 2003
12:25:22 PM
Richard Chamberlain cameo is a good idea
by JAGUART
Jan 21st, 2003
02:06:17 PM
OMG, that new "limb prosthetic" is actually..
by JAGUART
Jan 21st, 2003
02:11:00 PM
Awesome. Awe-Inspiring. Breathtaking. Cabins on Top of Grassy
by hipcheck13
Jan 21st, 2003
03:02:37 PM
For heaven's sake, it's LIGHTNING without an 'E'.
by Mr Stonky
Jan 21st, 2003
04:45:34 PM
Tom Cruise is too wimpy to be in this movie...
by Tarl_Cabot
Jan 21st, 2003
05:58:35 PM
WOW!!!
by JohnnyTremaine
Jan 21st, 2003
06:04:16 PM
"I think I speak for all movie fans when I say we want to see C
by Tarl_Cabot
Jan 21st, 2003
06:04:42 PM
Is this about
by 13th Librarian
Jan 21st, 2003
06:49:12 PM
nice location, cool dismemberment news...wait, TOM FUCKING CRUIS
by devil0509
Jan 21st, 2003
07:36:22 PM
Just as long as Tom doesn't cry
by kiimo
Jan 21st, 2003
07:56:31 PM
White Man's Burden
by ChicagoRonin
Jan 21st, 2003
08:08:09 PM
ChicagoRonin
by Tarl_Cabot
Jan 21st, 2003
08:29:54 PM
You people are F*ching lame...
by Paul W
Jan 21st, 2003
09:18:03 PM
White Man's Burden
by TomVee
Jan 21st, 2003
09:20:12 PM
13th Librarian
by Paul W
Jan 21st, 2003
09:26:25 PM
Listen people...
by Paul W
Jan 21st, 2003
09:34:48 PM
ChicagoRonin
by Paul W
Jan 21st, 2003
10:29:30 PM
Have you ever been to Japan?
by hatchling
Jan 21st, 2003
11:06:10 PM
rampant idoicy
by leah
Jan 22nd, 2003
12:21:07 AM
I don't care if Tom Cruise is teaching western warfare tactics..
by Tarl_Cabot
Jan 22nd, 2003
12:55:53 AM
Even knowing what this film is about I still think its lame!
by Rogue_Leader
Jan 22nd, 2003
02:54:32 AM
It's not Tom Cruise that I'm worried about!
by Tobizaru
Jan 22nd, 2003
03:36:15 AM
Top one!
by nomadic
Jan 22nd, 2003
07:25:34 AM
Top one!
by nomadic
Jan 22nd, 2003
07:26:11 AM
Well said Grando!!
by nomadic
Jan 22nd, 2003
07:36:11 AM

by good_girl
Jan 23rd, 2003
12:55:31 PM
JEEKS
by pope
Jan 23rd, 2003
09:04:58 PM

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