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Published on Tuesday, January 21, 2003 - 7:56am |
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The LAST SAMURAI's Village in Middle Earth!
Hey folks, Harry here with a peek into the village of THE LAST SAMURAI... Doesn't it just look buh-ewe-tea-full? I think so, I do, I do I do I do declare it's rather nice. Now what I want to know is if Tom Cruise is gonna get all Lightning Swords of mutherfucking Death on these jokers - or is this gonna be one of those clean cut and fall pansy ass jobs? I want "a mere flesh wound" to act like it came straight out of Monty Python dagnabit! Well, it probably won't be. Here ya go...
Harry,
Here's some beautiful pictures of the sets of the Last Samurai taken by a friend of a friend in "Middle Earth"
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As an answer to my question above, I got informed of the following... of which I can only say... GOODY GOODY GOODY!!!
Harry,
I've sent a few things in before, probably not of much interest. Which'll be why they weren't printed. But this might actually be of interest.
You were wondering about Tom Cruise unleashing...Motherfucking Death, was it? With a...what was it... Lightening Sword? You wondered about what we might see regarding, what should one say...bodily harm?
Well, something tells me that this movie is not going to pussy out.
Ok, now the bit I hate: I have a friend who...blah, blah, blah.
My buddy did work on the Last Samurai. He tells me that the prosthetics guys on this movie have come up with a new kind of limb prosthetic that is somehow made to be cut anywhere you want, at random, and the cross section will look like a real severed limb, blood, bone and all!
I don't know how they do it, but it sounds very cool (if dismemberment does it for you, heh). I heard stories of their make up boss testing it out with a real samurai sword, basically unleashing himself on random parts of fake limbs to test it out and it looked liked someone had been hacked up. Any part you slice, a bloody cross section will result. The fight choreographers can basically go for it on this one, I think.
So, if you are making a samurai movie and you have this new physical effect at your disposal, would you pussy out?
Nuff said.
I don't know how they's done it, but I know they's done it!
Swokes Swokes.
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Reader Talkback
Is this place guarded? by Silvio Dante | Jan 21st, 2003 07:02:07 AM | That's not Middle Earth.. by The Riot | Jan 21st, 2003 07:02:52 AM | HMMMM by DannyOcean01 | Jan 21st, 2003 07:08:20 AM | What? by nomadic | Jan 21st, 2003 07:10:54 AM | not another tom cruse movie by turbosb | Jan 21st, 2003 07:13:22 AM | It's new Edward Zwick flick by Silvio Dante | Jan 21st, 2003 07:17:37 AM | Silvio by nomadic | Jan 21st, 2003 07:26:05 AM | what the film is about... by Citizen_Dildo | Jan 21st, 2003 07:35:36 AM | Yeah, Cruise is Cruise by Silvio Dante | Jan 21st, 2003 07:44:57 AM | Tom Cruise playing a
Samurai??? by Zayd | Jan 21st, 2003 08:12:08 AM | That's Good, Dildo by Mr. Smegma | Jan 21st, 2003 09:11:30 AM | I believe what you are looking
for is... by JAGUART | Jan 21st, 2003 09:50:49 AM | If it doesn't have Richard
Chamberlain... by rev_skarekroe | Jan 21st, 2003 10:21:57 AM | Cruise is not playing
japanese by LEGION the otaku | Jan 21st, 2003 10:22:09 AM | At least a few of you know
what you are talking about. by Paul W | Jan 21st, 2003 11:01:30 AM | Actually, by Paul W | Jan 21st, 2003 11:08:26 AM | Richard Chamberlain should do
a cameo by Lord Shatner | Jan 21st, 2003 12:21:46 PM | american samurai... by DarkWingDragon | Jan 21st, 2003 12:25:22 PM | Richard Chamberlain cameo is a
good idea by JAGUART | Jan 21st, 2003 02:06:17 PM | OMG, that new "limb
prosthetic" is actually.. by JAGUART | Jan 21st, 2003 02:11:00 PM | Awesome. Awe-Inspiring.
Breathtaking. Cabins on Top
of Grassy by hipcheck13 | Jan 21st, 2003 03:02:37 PM | For heaven's sake, it's
LIGHTNING without an 'E'. by Mr Stonky | Jan 21st, 2003 04:45:34 PM | Tom Cruise is too wimpy to be
in this movie... by Tarl_Cabot | Jan 21st, 2003 05:58:35 PM | WOW!!! by JohnnyTremaine | Jan 21st, 2003 06:04:16 PM | "I think I speak for all
movie fans when I say we want
to see C by Tarl_Cabot | Jan 21st, 2003 06:04:42 PM | Is this about by 13th Librarian | Jan 21st, 2003 06:49:12 PM | nice location, cool
dismemberment news...wait, TOM
FUCKING CRUIS by devil0509 | Jan 21st, 2003 07:36:22 PM | Just as long as Tom doesn't
cry by kiimo | Jan 21st, 2003 07:56:31 PM | White Man's Burden by ChicagoRonin | Jan 21st, 2003 08:08:09 PM | ChicagoRonin by Tarl_Cabot | Jan 21st, 2003 08:29:54 PM | You people are F*ching lame... by Paul W | Jan 21st, 2003 09:18:03 PM | White Man's Burden by TomVee | Jan 21st, 2003 09:20:12 PM | 13th Librarian by Paul W | Jan 21st, 2003 09:26:25 PM | Listen people... by Paul W | Jan 21st, 2003 09:34:48 PM | ChicagoRonin by Paul W | Jan 21st, 2003 10:29:30 PM | Have you ever been to Japan? by hatchling | Jan 21st, 2003 11:06:10 PM | rampant idoicy by leah | Jan 22nd, 2003 12:21:07 AM | I don't care if Tom Cruise is
teaching western warfare
tactics.. by Tarl_Cabot | Jan 22nd, 2003 12:55:53 AM | Even knowing what this film is
about I still think its lame! by Rogue_Leader | Jan 22nd, 2003 02:54:32 AM | It's not Tom Cruise that I'm
worried about! by Tobizaru | Jan 22nd, 2003 03:36:15 AM | Top one! by nomadic | Jan 22nd, 2003 07:25:34 AM | Top one! by nomadic | Jan 22nd, 2003 07:26:11 AM | Well said Grando!! by nomadic | Jan 22nd, 2003 07:36:11 AM | by good_girl | Jan 23rd, 2003 12:55:31 PM | JEEKS by pope | Jan 23rd, 2003 09:04:58 PM |
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