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PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN images to explode your load!

Hey folks, Harry here... Right now... this is the move I'm dying to see... The cast for PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN is impeccable... I mean... seeing Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom being dashing and debonair... well it's enough to give a gal thigh cramps and flow problems. Meanwhile... Jonathan Pryce and Geoffrey Rush on board... well... With Gore Verbinski directing - especially after his wonderful turn on THE RING... and now everybody has been asking what possible reason the planet earth would be interested in a Pirate movie when the last several have sucked the barnacles off an anchor... Well... LOOKSEE!






















Harry here again... Now... see, it isn't just about the gals going googily for Depp and Bloom... Depp & Bloom - that should be a Dildo factory brand name... Anyways... NOW YOU WANT TO SEE THE MOVIE!!! Doesn't that just look... what was it that Billy Crystal used to say? Hmmmm.... MAAAAHHHHHHHHVVVVV UUUUHHHH LUSSSSSSSS..... Yeah... That's the word. Now clean your drawers and suck a lime!

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