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Another Look At AUSTIN POWERS 3: GOLDMEMBER!

Hey folks, Harry here with a brief enthusiastic splooge of a review on AUSTIN POWERS in GOLDMEMBER. After watching the amazing UNDERCOVER BROTHER, I want to see a special team-up movie where UNDERCOVER BROTHER and AUSTIN POWERS must team up to defeat THE MAN and DR EVIL! Sort of like the WORLD'S FINEST of Hollywood Spy Spoof Heroes! Here's Bubbles...

Austin Powers in Goldmember. Yes, I saw it. Yes, Ill see it again. If you saw AP1 - 5 times and AP2 7 times - you might see this one 10 times.

This is a perfect title for this next installment in the Austin Powers trilogy - because, for me, the character, GOLDMEMBER, is just about the greatest new comedic character to hit the big screen, or the small screen, for that matter since, well, I guess Austin Powers, himself. Im not sure if youíll realize that it is Myers right away - because he is light years away from Dr. Evil, Austin, Fatso Bastard, and even SHREK.

And, then there was the babe. Beyonce Knowles is one to look out for - she hits all the marks for a Powers Babe - sensationally sexy, smitten by the charms of Austin, and aloof to all the weirdness that goes on around her - - She doesnít get enough play in this game, though.

Filmmakers - hear us bring her off the bench - she deserves more! Anyhow - isn't much more to say about this one, but get off your lazy summer butts to see this one - Ill be very surprised if you aren't repeating at least 10 lines from this one - and it wont just be the usual "shagadelics" or even "get in my belly" -

- The Dutch freak, Goldmember, has all the new zingers - but gets a best supporting award from Michael Caine as Austin's dad. That swingers is one of a kind -

Bubbles

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