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B.S. or True''' Tim Burton's Next... A Remake of One Of the All Time Classic Horror Silents'''

Hey folks, Harry here with a complete RUMOR from a first time unconfirmed wannabe spy based on a rumor set sail upon a UK Radio Station, which is unidentified. Now let's take a look here. First, why would the radio station actually mention the Saturn Films/Universal bit. To the world Saturn Films is actually fairly small potatoes, and is actually a company that Nick Cage has quite a bit of financial interest in. Now, Saturn and Universal are in a co-venture together on Alan Parker's DAVID GALE film which begins filming this week in Austin, Tx. The casting listed sounds very Burton, very perfect and Very Wet Dream Fanboy Wish Fulfillment. If it is true (almost no chance I'm afraid) the project is not on Saturn Films' Development Chart, which given the following story's purported set of 'facts' would seem highly unlikely. Let's put this out there as one of those, sitting around the old TV with 6 of your mates sharing herbs and processed barley till the wee hours, when the 'perfect Burton Concept' hit and decided to put out there in the world for folks to salivate over. Why print it? Well, it isn't a terrible idea for a Burton project. I love the original to death, but I'd be fascinated to see what Burton would do with it.... though frankly I would prefer a feature film adventure of STAINBOY... or an adaptation of his MELANCHOLY DEATH OF OYSTER BOY & OTHER STORIES... or perhaps THE STRANGE CASE OF EDWARD GOREY... or GEEK LOVE!!! Anyway... here's the RUMOR... for what its worth...

Hello Harry..I'm currently on vacation in England from Florida. This morning I over heard some interesting news from a UK Radio Station. On a Hollywood update type report they stated that Director TIM BURTON is in serious talks with Saturn films to helm a new version of Robert Wiene's Silent Classic " The Cabinet of Dr Caligari"

If this report is true Saturn films will produce along side with Universal making it Burton's first film for Universal Studios. Also reported is many of past Burton Regulars are in talks for certain roles. Johnny Depp,Danny Devito,Wynona Ryder,Christopher Walken,Micheal Keaton and even Jack Nicholson were on this list. This is UNREAL and TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!

I can only imagine Mr. Burtons take on this incredible classic. If this does happen I can't see another director helming this project. Hopefully this will mark another chapter in Burton's more personal films of the early 90's. (E.S.,BR,NBC,EW)

This is a film Burton will have no limits with his creative style. The German Expressionism he has touched on in the past could be pushed further than ever. Id he does choose another Remake for his next film, I really hope it's this one..

Orson LynchCock

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hmmmmm....
by MrGonev5
Oct 4th, 2001
12:01:11 PM
he should rmake metropolis instead
by KyleKrane
Oct 4th, 2001
12:50:08 PM
POTA Warriors Dawn of the Dead Assault on Pct 13
by sundown
Oct 4th, 2001
12:54:43 PM
Perfect!
by Mil Mascaras
Oct 4th, 2001
01:13:00 PM
Pfft!
by Bill Carson
Oct 4th, 2001
01:17:42 PM
oh great we'll get to see Marky Mark in a tight black turtle
by ItsOver
Oct 4th, 2001
01:22:10 PM
Metropolis, yeah, I could totally see Depp as Freder...
by apologize2darice
Oct 4th, 2001
01:23:55 PM
What?!?!?!?!
by thephantomcat
Oct 4th, 2001
01:24:56 PM
ANYTHING but Superman.
by Village Idiot
Oct 4th, 2001
01:45:18 PM
I didn't know Tim Burton was behind Entertainment Weekly and
by Vegas
Oct 4th, 2001
01:51:02 PM
Nicolas Cage is apparently a huge silent film buff
by Hagrid1
Oct 4th, 2001
01:57:25 PM
Bit uncommercial and pointless?
by Horus
Oct 4th, 2001
02:01:39 PM
Hmm...while I agree that he should remake Metropolis, it must be
by Lenny Nero
Oct 4th, 2001
02:04:29 PM
Is Burton to blame?
by Frank Black
Oct 4th, 2001
02:11:52 PM
The Tim Burton-David Lynch connection
by fullphantom5
Oct 4th, 2001
02:17:10 PM
Burton's fall
by Radagast T Brown
Oct 4th, 2001
02:21:06 PM
Ok, I'll say it again,
by Ardee-El
Oct 4th, 2001
02:30:31 PM
Reimagine?
by fullphantom5
Oct 4th, 2001
02:38:12 PM
Burton is a total letdown !
by RobinP
Oct 4th, 2001
02:39:44 PM
Burton's one of my favorites, but Caligari?
by hktelemacher
Oct 4th, 2001
02:47:45 PM
Why is Burton still so loved? He makes nothing but crap!
by BigTuna
Oct 4th, 2001
04:25:56 PM
Burton would make this a very interesting piece...but I personal
by Terry_1978
Oct 4th, 2001
04:54:18 PM
Tim Burton and Batman
by MoMoJoJo
Oct 4th, 2001
06:23:07 PM
Hey! Burton should remake Planet of the Apes!
by poopoodle
Oct 4th, 2001
06:24:44 PM
ITS BEEN RE-MADE THREE TIMES ALREADY!
by Uncapie
Oct 4th, 2001
06:26:21 PM
STOP!! REMAKING!!!! MAKE INSTEAD!!!
by Redbox
Oct 4th, 2001
06:43:22 PM
So Burton's out destroy another classic film, eh?
by KingKrypton
Oct 4th, 2001
07:32:42 PM
This would be cool...but it sounds like a heaping pile of delude
by Cuppa Joe
Oct 4th, 2001
08:59:05 PM
Psst
by Randall Flagg
Oct 4th, 2001
09:04:10 PM
Burton is one helluva movie-maker.
by a goonie
Oct 4th, 2001
09:38:13 PM
Doc Loggins
by ItsOver
Oct 4th, 2001
11:07:29 PM
doc loggins
by Frank Black
Oct 4th, 2001
11:17:00 PM
original works, please!
by JEichstedt
Oct 4th, 2001
11:45:09 PM
And for his next role...
by Reverendz
Oct 5th, 2001
12:39:33 AM
sure, this could work...AS LONG AS IT HAS A GOOD FUCKING SCRIPT!
by tommy5tone
Oct 5th, 2001
01:37:02 AM
IT MAKES SENSE TO ME...
by joeypogi
Oct 5th, 2001
03:36:26 AM
NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS
by joeypogi
Oct 5th, 2001
03:49:05 AM
re-imagine this...
by Rhett Butler
Oct 5th, 2001
06:32:13 AM
Du musst Burton werden
by pedant
Oct 5th, 2001
09:28:52 AM
Ardee-El
by quiscustodiet
Oct 5th, 2001
10:56:31 AM
Very Wet Dream Fanboy Wish Fulfillment?
by VooBass
Oct 5th, 2001
12:22:11 PM
To all you Tim Buron haters out there, fullphantom included
by Halloween68
Oct 5th, 2001
12:55:26 PM
Look....
by fullphantom5
Oct 5th, 2001
01:41:39 PM
wow, way to ramble there full....
by fullphantom5
Oct 5th, 2001
01:43:37 PM
No more remakes!
by Chocky
Oct 5th, 2001
03:22:36 PM
stop kissing Burton's ass
by Frank Black
Oct 5th, 2001
03:36:17 PM
Talkback Schmalkback
by HeadlessHorseman
Oct 5th, 2001
04:56:42 PM
Note to Hollywood: Buy a f***ing original thought.
by Johnny Dagger
Oct 5th, 2001
05:29:46 PM
Opinions and Assholes
by coop
Oct 5th, 2001
08:50:01 PM
Halloween68, your ignorance is astounding
by KingKrypton
Oct 5th, 2001
08:54:49 PM
No one will read this now, but I gotta have the last word on Bur
by darthflagg
Oct 6th, 2001
05:42:51 PM
Freddy Vs Jason & Burtonisms
by Seph
Oct 9th, 2001
05:17:51 AM
Freddy Vs Jason cont......
by Seph
Oct 9th, 2001
05:21:38 AM

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