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B.S. or True''' Tim Burton's Next... A Remake of One Of the All Time Classic Horror Silents'''
Hey folks, Harry here with a complete RUMOR from a first time unconfirmed wannabe spy based on a rumor set sail upon a UK Radio Station, which is unidentified. Now let's take a look here. First, why would the radio station actually mention the Saturn Films/Universal bit. To the world Saturn Films is actually fairly small potatoes, and is actually a company that Nick Cage has quite a bit of financial interest in. Now, Saturn and Universal are in a co-venture together on Alan Parker's DAVID GALE film which begins filming this week in Austin, Tx. The casting listed sounds very Burton, very perfect and Very Wet Dream Fanboy Wish Fulfillment. If it is true (almost no chance I'm afraid) the project is not on Saturn Films' Development Chart, which given the following story's purported set of 'facts' would seem highly unlikely. Let's put this out there as one of those, sitting around the old TV with 6 of your mates sharing herbs and processed barley till the wee hours, when the 'perfect Burton Concept' hit and decided to put out there in the world for folks to salivate over. Why print it? Well, it isn't a terrible idea for a Burton project. I love the original to death, but I'd be fascinated to see what Burton would do with it.... though frankly I would prefer a feature film adventure of STAINBOY... or an adaptation of his MELANCHOLY DEATH OF OYSTER BOY & OTHER STORIES... or perhaps THE STRANGE CASE OF EDWARD GOREY... or GEEK LOVE!!! Anyway... here's the RUMOR... for what its worth...
Hello Harry..I'm currently on vacation in England
from Florida. This morning I over heard some
interesting news from a UK Radio Station. On a
Hollywood update type report they stated that Director
TIM BURTON is in serious talks with Saturn films to
helm a new version of Robert Wiene's Silent Classic "
The Cabinet of Dr Caligari"
If this report is true Saturn films will produce
along side with Universal making it Burton's first
film for Universal Studios. Also reported is many of
past Burton Regulars are in talks for certain roles.
Johnny Depp,Danny Devito,Wynona Ryder,Christopher
Walken,Micheal Keaton and even Jack Nicholson were on
this list. This is UNREAL and TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!
I can only imagine Mr. Burtons take on this
incredible classic. If this does happen I can't see
another director helming this project. Hopefully this
will mark another chapter in Burton's more personal
films of the early 90's. (E.S.,BR,NBC,EW)
This is a film Burton will have no limits with his
creative style. The German Expressionism he has
touched on in the past could be pushed further than
ever. Id he does choose another Remake for his next
film, I really hope it's this one..
Orson
LynchCock
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Reader Talkback
hmmmmm.... by MrGonev5 | Oct 4th, 2001 12:01:11 PM | he should rmake metropolis
instead by KyleKrane | Oct 4th, 2001 12:50:08 PM | POTA Warriors Dawn of the Dead
Assault on Pct 13 by sundown | Oct 4th, 2001 12:54:43 PM | Perfect! by Mil Mascaras | Oct 4th, 2001 01:13:00 PM | Pfft! by Bill Carson | Oct 4th, 2001 01:17:42 PM | oh great we'll get to see
Marky Mark in a tight black
turtle by ItsOver | Oct 4th, 2001 01:22:10 PM | Metropolis, yeah, I could
totally see Depp as Freder... by apologize2darice | Oct 4th, 2001 01:23:55 PM | What?!?!?!?! by thephantomcat | Oct 4th, 2001 01:24:56 PM | ANYTHING but Superman. by Village Idiot | Oct 4th, 2001 01:45:18 PM | I didn't know Tim Burton
was behind Entertainment
Weekly and by Vegas | Oct 4th, 2001 01:51:02 PM | Nicolas Cage is apparently a
huge silent film buff by Hagrid1 | Oct 4th, 2001 01:57:25 PM | Bit uncommercial and
pointless? by Horus | Oct 4th, 2001 02:01:39 PM | Hmm...while I agree that he
should remake Metropolis, it
must be by Lenny Nero | Oct 4th, 2001 02:04:29 PM | Is Burton to blame? by Frank Black | Oct 4th, 2001 02:11:52 PM | The Tim Burton-David Lynch
connection by fullphantom5 | Oct 4th, 2001 02:17:10 PM | Burton's fall by Radagast T Brown | Oct 4th, 2001 02:21:06 PM | Ok, I'll say it again, by Ardee-El | Oct 4th, 2001 02:30:31 PM | Reimagine? by fullphantom5 | Oct 4th, 2001 02:38:12 PM | Burton is a total letdown ! by RobinP | Oct 4th, 2001 02:39:44 PM | Burton's one of my
favorites, but Caligari? by hktelemacher | Oct 4th, 2001 02:47:45 PM | Why is Burton still so loved?
He makes nothing but crap! by BigTuna | Oct 4th, 2001 04:25:56 PM | Burton would make this a very
interesting piece...but I
personal by Terry_1978 | Oct 4th, 2001 04:54:18 PM | Tim Burton and Batman by MoMoJoJo | Oct 4th, 2001 06:23:07 PM | Hey! Burton should remake
Planet of the Apes! by poopoodle | Oct 4th, 2001 06:24:44 PM | ITS BEEN RE-MADE THREE TIMES
ALREADY! by Uncapie | Oct 4th, 2001 06:26:21 PM | STOP!! REMAKING!!!! MAKE
INSTEAD!!! by Redbox | Oct 4th, 2001 06:43:22 PM | So Burton's out destroy
another classic film, eh? by KingKrypton | Oct 4th, 2001 07:32:42 PM | This would be cool...but it
sounds like a heaping pile of
delude by Cuppa Joe | Oct 4th, 2001 08:59:05 PM | Psst by Randall Flagg | Oct 4th, 2001 09:04:10 PM | Burton is one helluva
movie-maker. by a goonie | Oct 4th, 2001 09:38:13 PM | Doc Loggins by ItsOver | Oct 4th, 2001 11:07:29 PM | doc loggins by Frank Black | Oct 4th, 2001 11:17:00 PM | original works, please! by JEichstedt | Oct 4th, 2001 11:45:09 PM | And for his next role... by Reverendz | Oct 5th, 2001 12:39:33 AM | sure, this could work...AS
LONG AS IT HAS A GOOD FUCKING
SCRIPT! by tommy5tone | Oct 5th, 2001 01:37:02 AM | IT MAKES SENSE TO ME... by joeypogi | Oct 5th, 2001 03:36:26 AM | NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS by joeypogi | Oct 5th, 2001 03:49:05 AM | re-imagine this... by Rhett Butler | Oct 5th, 2001 06:32:13 AM | Du musst Burton werden by pedant | Oct 5th, 2001 09:28:52 AM | Ardee-El by quiscustodiet | Oct 5th, 2001 10:56:31 AM | Very Wet Dream Fanboy Wish
Fulfillment? by VooBass | Oct 5th, 2001 12:22:11 PM | To all you Tim Buron haters
out there, fullphantom
included by Halloween68 | Oct 5th, 2001 12:55:26 PM | Look.... by fullphantom5 | Oct 5th, 2001 01:41:39 PM | wow, way to ramble there
full.... by fullphantom5 | Oct 5th, 2001 01:43:37 PM | No more remakes! by Chocky | Oct 5th, 2001 03:22:36 PM | stop kissing Burton's ass by Frank Black | Oct 5th, 2001 03:36:17 PM | Talkback Schmalkback by HeadlessHorseman | Oct 5th, 2001 04:56:42 PM | Note to Hollywood: Buy a
f***ing original thought. by Johnny Dagger | Oct 5th, 2001 05:29:46 PM | Opinions and Assholes by coop | Oct 5th, 2001 08:50:01 PM | Halloween68, your ignorance is
astounding by KingKrypton | Oct 5th, 2001 08:54:49 PM | No one will read this now, but
I gotta have the last word on
Bur by darthflagg | Oct 6th, 2001 05:42:51 PM | Freddy Vs Jason & Burtonisms by Seph | Oct 9th, 2001 05:17:51 AM | Freddy Vs Jason cont...... by Seph | Oct 9th, 2001 05:21:38 AM |
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