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Okay... by Superdudebobby	Sep 6th, 2001 02:38:02 AM
Shirley Bassey by Kane	Sep 6th, 2001 02:38:50 AM
Groovy Baby by isxia	Sep 6th, 2001 02:39:07 AM
orange sheeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrbert by thegoldencalf	Sep 6th, 2001 03:01:54 AM
An evil member? by Projectordust	Sep 6th, 2001 03:19:58 AM
better than 1 or 2? by elduderino	Sep 6th, 2001 03:25:48 AM
"Girl with the Golden Shag" by rwjokeboy	Sep 6th, 2001 03:44:05 AM
The Man With The Golden Pork-Sword. by Monty Python	Sep 6th, 2001 04:03:41 AM
The Man With the Golden Rod? The Girl With the Golden Niblets? by Uga	Sep 6th, 2001 04:11:49 AM
POONRAKER?? by Kintner	Sep 6th, 2001 04:19:53 AM
Hows about... by 1/2aShandy	Sep 6th, 2001 04:50:41 AM
Against all better judgement...... by Purple Toupee	Sep 6th, 2001 04:51:16 AM
WHAT A CRAP TITLE!!!! by silentbobafett	Sep 6th, 2001 04:56:37 AM
HEATHER GRAHAM CAN'T ACT!!!!! by silentbobafett	Sep 6th, 2001 05:01:15 AM
Go ahead and jeer all you want... by George McFly	Sep 6th, 2001 05:21:02 AM
For Your Arse Only. by Monty Python	Sep 6th, 2001 05:31:36 AM
u dolt silentbobafett! by malinky	Sep 6th, 2001 06:00:00 AM
(in Simpsons comic guy voice) Worst Harry quote EVER by freethinker	Sep 6th, 2001 06:05:27 AM
Does Meyers have to do that tired Scottish accent in every film by slone13	Sep 6th, 2001 06:30:35 AM
You Only Shag Thrice, Mr. Powers by Fake alias	Sep 6th, 2001 06:31:08 AM
They Might Be Giants did the wonderful Dr. Evil theme for part 2 by Sith Witch	Sep 6th, 2001 06:41:28 AM
Not Another One!! by Maria Callous	Sep 6th, 2001 06:42:22 AM
Did Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf die? by Toe Jam	Sep 6th, 2001 06:53:06 AM
Why would Nancy Sinatra Sing the Theme? by SATrains	Sep 6th, 2001 06:58:39 AM
Heather Graham can too act! by Batutta	Sep 6th, 2001 07:49:53 AM
"Sweep the Leg.......You Have a Problem With That?" by John Matrix	Sep 6th, 2001 08:09:05 AM
Speaking of Austin Powers . . . by darthflagg	Sep 6th, 2001 08:09:28 AM
Hello I'm Basil Exposition by Regis Travolta	Sep 6th, 2001 08:25:06 AM
Hey Toe Jam!! by Chow Yun Phat	Sep 6th, 2001 08:30:36 AM
Why not call it Silvermember? by roach motel	Sep 6th, 2001 08:57:03 AM
Goldmember Visa by Electric_Monk	Sep 6th, 2001 09:03:23 AM
BEST NEWS SINCE BAYWATCH GONE OFF THE AIR by talkbacktornado	Sep 6th, 2001 09:05:29 AM
YOU DOLT FAERY!!! by silentbobafett	Sep 6th, 2001 09:43:45 AM
SORRY FAERY by silentbobafett	Sep 6th, 2001 09:55:09 AM
Haven't they already run out of jokes to re-use? by halm	Sep 6th, 2001 09:55:55 AM
NOOOO! by Darth Melkor	Sep 6th, 2001 10:19:42 AM
GoldMember is a perfect title by rekin5	Sep 6th, 2001 10:29:35 AM
did anyone notice that every Austin Powers movie has opened in t by Robs	Sep 6th, 2001 11:39:32 AM
OH THATS TOO MUCH DAMN MONEY by op94	Sep 6th, 2001 11:59:17 AM
More interesting Idea by themurray512	Sep 6th, 2001 12:39:57 PM
STAR WARS SUMMER by sparticusmaximus	Sep 6th, 2001 12:55:16 PM
Amazing... by Damare	Sep 6th, 2001 03:05:06 PM
Goldenbrowneye (rim shot) by DarthSnoogans	Sep 6th, 2001 03:36:08 PM
Scott needs a brother named Ken... by Dlhstar	Sep 6th, 2001 04:21:24 PM
Shirley Bassey, with a little help from the Propellerheads, plea by Chiisusan	Sep 6th, 2001 04:21:28 PM
I wonder if the lyrics will be something like this? by Dlhstar	Sep 6th, 2001 04:36:12 PM
Shouldn't Mike have done something, anything else in a lead capa by SethShandor	Sep 6th, 2001 04:41:47 PM
Y'know, I reckon Harry makes words up by TheGinger Twit	Sep 6th, 2001 04:47:08 PM
Man with golden diamonds are forever moonraking Dr. No's octopus by TheGinger Twit	Sep 6th, 2001 04:54:36 PM
What's This? Oh, It's A Cold, Heartless Jackass! by jollydwarf	Sep 6th, 2001 05:27:16 PM
That's cool, but . . . by mascan	Sep 6th, 2001 05:35:51 PM
Go for the gross-out gold... by Banky the Hack	Sep 6th, 2001 10:37:29 PM
"Goldmember", he's a man, a man with the $25 million and 21% bac by Spacesheik	Sep 7th, 2001 08:31:27 AM
Maria-a word by Silver_Joo	Sep 7th, 2001 01:23:43 PM
Austin Powers 3: Goldmember by IamTheSisko	Sep 7th, 2001 04:02:35 PM
YOU ONLY SHAG TWICE? by Smurfette	Sep 8th, 2001 12:18:19 AM
LIVE AND LET SHAG : anyone? by WillyWonka	Sep 17th, 2001 06:41:48 PM

AUSTIN POWERS 3: GOLDMEMBER!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... Variety announced today that NEWLINE has struck all the irons and gold to make sure that you see AUSTIN POWERS 3: GOLDMEMBER next summer!

God, I hope GOLDMEMBER is a parody song sung by Nancy Sinatra!

Anyways... Director Roach and Mike Myers are back, with Myers playing Austin, Dr Evil, Fat Bastard and the new character.... GOLDMEMBER!!!!

Seems that the cast of regulars are on tap to reprise roles, but that the rumor about Tom Cruise was bunk... or so they claim... ahem... The film will start shooting this Fall, so that next summer you can wear bad teeth and bad wig and bad glasses and SchuWing Baby SchuWing!!!

No word on the whole Pussy Galore/James Bond parental thing, but a dream is a wish your heart makes!

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