Published at: Sept. 6, 2001, 2:35 a.m. CST by staff
Hey folks, Harry here... Variety announced today that NEWLINE has struck all the irons and gold to make sure that you see AUSTIN POWERS 3: GOLDMEMBER next summer!
God, I hope GOLDMEMBER is a parody song sung by Nancy Sinatra!
Anyways... Director Roach and Mike Myers are back, with Myers playing Austin, Dr Evil, Fat Bastard and the new character.... GOLDMEMBER!!!!
Seems that the cast of regulars are on tap to reprise roles, but that the rumor about Tom Cruise was bunk... or so they claim... ahem... The film will start shooting this Fall, so that next summer you can wear bad teeth and bad wig and bad glasses and SchuWing Baby SchuWing!!!
No word on the whole Pussy Galore/James Bond parental thing, but a dream is a wish your heart makes!
